Back off, bitches

This weekend I met my idol Amy Sedaris and we totally had a connection.  Click to here to see the love letter I gave her:

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 Check out Mama Drama to see the emotional response I got from Amy as she received the letter (plus drunken photos of bloggers, as requested) today.

PS.  Many people at the Blogher convention were under the impression that I’m paid by the Houston Chronicle for my Mama Drama blog.  I just wanted to set the record straight…I am not paid for blogging.  I do it because I have a passion for writing.  One that expresses itself in photos of bloated Princess Bride cast members and stories about peeing through shoe boxes.

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  1. Hell, if I knew that all one needed to get a leg up was a pair of Hello Kitty panties, I would’ve done the same thing with my Batsumaru jock strap. Good job stalking — we’re proud of you! :)

  2. Glad you had a good time!

  3. is she drooling on your neck right now??? because that letter woul dhave done it for me!

  4. OH hey, you’re back! I was getting a bit tired of House’s sidekick look alike!

    It’s people like you that make people like sweet Amy nervous about leaving her house. Leave her alone you bitch! She has been my best friend for years. And stay away from Wil Wheaton too, I’ve decided that he is my friend.

  5. Great. Now I’m going to have to beat up Amy Sedaris.

    SEE WHAT YOU DO TO ME, JENNNNNNNNY!?!?!?!

  6. Jenny! I can’t enlarge it. It just jumps me over to Mama Drama (to see myself all hot and drunk) for some reason. Hmmm. I must read the letter. ;)

  7. OMG, Kyla, I’m glad it wasn’t just me. Jenny: FIX IT.

    Love forever, or at least for a while,
    Chirky

  8. You do that blog for FREE!?!?!

    Dude, you are so ruining the bar for the rest of us! LOL

    If only I had the luxury to simply love my craft but nooooo it has to buy the bread for my hubbard “cubbard.” ;)

    Can’t see letter but will checkout your other FREE blog.

    I guess if I ever make it to BlogHer I can go hang out with the sell outs. :)

    P.S. Cool you got to meet Amy Sedaris.

    P.P.S. You know I am only yanking your chain here, right? :)

  9. My rabbits died of a heatstroke. Fucking West Texas!!! I’m glad to hear you had such an exciting and stalkerific weekend. Your love letter is hysterical. Now, I’m going to have to begin writing my love letter to you!

  10. Glad I followed the link.

    Little shoe boxes filled with urine. Priceless.

  11. Her brother is hilarious! I love his books!

  12. I have no idea what’s up with the thumbnail but I just added a link to it right above the image.
    God, I’m crap at this.

  13. I’m going to have to marry you now.

  14. That letter is perfection. I love the offer for a discount at your Dad’s taxidermy services.
    If that doesn’t seal the deal, nothing will.

    Am bummed we kept being ships that passed in the night – but hey, it was nice meeting you!

  15. I dreamed you had Amy’s love child.

    It must be a sign.

    Seriously though, I was sad we didn’t hookup until the end of the conference. You were a kick in the pants! Though I won’t tell you where….

  16. jenny…i love you

    will you be my girlfriend? that letter just pretty much sent my heart a flutter

    oh and p.s. i’m thinking Road Trip To H-Town in about 2 weeks. We should totally get drunk and make out…er…i mean…have a quiet lunch and talk about daisies and diaper rash

  17. Jenny – I heart you even more now. I’ll be stalking you!

  18. Amy Sedaris is SO going to hook up with you … I know I would! :O

  19. You and Amy would make a good couple. You’re both half nuts so together you’d be a total nut. You two should totally co-write a blog together. DID YOU HEAR THAT AMY!!!

  20. SO much fun meeting ya.

    Thanks for the wine and the freaky stories.

  21. Heh – all totally good reasons to be bff with ya.

  22. 22
    AnotherMomfromMamaDrama

    Too much fun. Just way too much fun. Wish I could have gone too. Keep us posted on MamaDramaConQueso, maybe the contractors will be outa here by then….

  23. Sweet Jesus that letter is fucking great. Glad you had fun in my former hometown!

  24. I’m gonna say to you what my husband says to me, on a daily basis.

    “You are not right.”

    And love you for it, mamacita.

  25. Will you write me a letter like that?

    And what do you see of my aura?

    I am so damn jealous. Oh, to be Amy Sedaris.

  26. Your letter is hilarious. If you slipped that note to me, I’d totally be your best friend.

    Or at least I’d write back.

  27. just so you know–i am actually ammy sedaris’ biggesst fan and bff. so back off she’s mine.

    (just kidding of course. i am SO jealous she was at blogher and i was at home being mopey.

  28. The letter was AWESOME! She has to love you now. HAS TO.

  29. I think I like number ten the best.

  30. I STILL cannot read the letter. The link that comes up is too small too. And I’m still PISSED at myself for not finding you at BlogHer. PISSED. Urgh!

  31. It’s a bit complicated but you hit the link, then hover your mouse over the letter, then an icon pops up at the bottom of the page and you click it and THEN you can see it enlarged.

    I need to find someone who knows WordPress to tell me how to avoid all this hassle.

  32. I can’t blame you one bit there! Stalkers unite!

  33. Jenny – I had such a fabulous time meeting you. A true friend! Well, second best friend, after Amy S.

    About the chocolate – did you see what the Canadian ladies said? They’re going to mail us chocolate, so that we can practice. That’s abooot as perfect as it gets. ;)

  34. OMG! You crack me up! Glad to know that there was a funny blogger from the Lone Star State to represent the rest of us at Blogher.

  35. No waaaayyy. you met Amy? What about David? Oh I am so , so , so.. oh never mind.
    I’ve gotta go read mamadrama now.

  36. LOVED meeting you. I have to send you that awesome picture I have of you in that Amy session.

    Family in Houston, so I will email you when I go again. Maybe a post BlogHer recap nightcap kind of get together thingie. Or whatever. :-)

  37. […] sure you remember the many posts I wrote about loving Amy Sedaris, wooing Amy Sedaris, and being harshly dumped by Amy Sedaris and really I’m sure we’ve all […]

  38. […] your friends. Saturday you go to the sessions that your friends or celebrities are speaking at and then you stalk them and give them love letters with pictures of them and your cat. Saturday night you tell everyone your deepest secrets and also accidentally flash some people. […]

  39. […] Item #1, Love Letter to Amy. In this letter, she tries to communicate to Amy why they should be friends. She lies to Amy claiming that she likes cupcakes. […]

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