I found this site where you choose the characters and type in your script and make them have completely inappropriate conversations and I cannot stop myself from making these movies.
You know how long I’ve been working on that movie? Four and a half days.
Update: Wait. No. It’s only been 35 minutes but I have ADD so that’s pretty much the equivalent of four and a half days for normal people.
Update 2: Okay, I don’t actually have diagnosed ADD. It’s more like I just get bored a lot and never remember that I have clothes that need to go in the dryer so when I go to wash towels the wet clothes are still in there and I have to wash them again in case they’ve mildewed but then I forget to take them out again for like two more days and I have to start over again and then I just have to buy all new towels because I can’t use my washing machine for anything other than the single load of laundry I’ve been washing for the last 3 months. I’m pretty sure that’s what ADD is.
Update 3: Wait. I just looked up ADD and that doesn’t sound like me at all. Apparently I’m just really lazy. We don’t have an acronym for that but it’s crippling.