I found this site where you choose the characters and type in your script and make them have completely inappropriate conversations and I cannot stop myself from making these movies.
You know how long I’ve been working on that movie? Four and a half days.
Update: Wait. No. It’s only been 35 minutes but I have ADD so that’s pretty much the equivalent of four and a half days for normal people.
Update 2: Okay, I don’t actually have diagnosed ADD. It’s more like I just get bored a lot and never remember that I have clothes that need to go in the dryer so when I go to wash towels the wet clothes are still in there and I have to wash them again in case they’ve mildewed but then I forget to take them out again for like two more days and I have to start over again and then I just have to buy all new towels because I can’t use my washing machine for anything other than the single load of laundry I’ve been washing for the last 3 months. I’m pretty sure that’s what ADD is.
Update 3: Wait. I just looked up ADD and that doesn’t sound like me at all. Apparently I’m just really lazy. We don’t have an acronym for that but it’s crippling.
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My towels stink so bad from bad drier memory, that some days I don’t even take a shower.
Damn, now I have to make these little movies, and I’m supposed to be looking for a job…
juliejulie’s last blog post..Six year Old Chubby Girl Fashion Mishap
Crap, I meant Dryer. See, I don’t even know how to spell it, let alone use it.
juliejulie’s last blog post..Six year Old Chubby Girl Fashion Mishap
Dude, what are you trying to do, kill me with your mind? I have asthma over here, don’t make me laugh!
glad I’m not the only one plagued with this crippling sickness.
Sucks that I won’t do anything about it. And if there was “la” meetings, I wouldn’t make it.
DesignHER Momma’s last blog post..All I got was a toothbrush
dude, that derrick is such an ear-hole f*ing bastard.
{{{this was hilarious. thank you.}}}
Clementine Cassie’s last blog post..BURN
Hey at least your constant towel need are pumping money into the economy. We should all be thanking people with “l”. Unlike Derek…I doubt anyone will be thanking him.
Dani’s last blog post..I don’t think this was the type of letter the boxtops were talking about…
I’d look up an acronym for you, but I need a nap. Someone else will be sure to do it.
harmzie’s last blog post..3 words
I have one kid with diagnosed ADD. I have another with diagnosed laziness.
And one with diagnosed procrastination. Which is hard to tell from laziness and ADD combined.
The problem is, there are pills for ADD. Not so much for the laziness thing.
Oh, and procrastination? Not only no pill, but really, really annoying.
The Mother’s last blog post..Baby’s First Words….Umh…
juliejulie
Are you serious? My wife is called Julie & we’ve just had a big row & I come on here & her name is stuck on here 4 times to get at me. Just coz I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t all out to get me!
Delightfully silly film btw
Greg’s last blog post..What Men Really Mean?
No. I absolutely refuse to believe that is not the textbook definition of ADD. I am counting on it, in fact, as I want meds. And I do that very same thing.
Shit.
“LAZY?” You mean I has lazy?
CatrinkaS’s last blog post..Fairness
Did the movie edit out asswhole? I am sure it said a-whole, therefore I too am baffled….
One Love.
(I’m replying in your comment because I’m too lazy to leave my own. “Ear hole.” Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever had sex? In the ear hole. I’d probably have to explain this even if the audio was clearer. Sad, really. ~ Jenny, bloggess)
Eddie’s last blog post..Respect Due – Staten (Go Hard)
Well thank you for convincing me once and for all, that what I have, truly is a disease. Just knowing that has given me great relief. I think I probably should begin seeking a cure, but…that’s just way too much trouble, and I simply don’t have the energy to even start, because I have to start the dishwasher again. I loaded it two days ago (true story), and I THINK I ran it, but I’m not positive. Nothing in there LOOKS slimey, but I don’t remember running it, and the sink is full of dishes from the last two days, so….you know.
Lori Hutcherson a.k.a. kcgirlgeek’s last blog post..I have TURNED into my Mother, not that Mom’s boobs are that bad….oh nevermind.
I wish there was a support group for those of us with the lazy disease. But then if there was, I would never go to the meetings because fuck that shit, I’d have to put a bra on to go so I’ll just lay here on the couch instead.
Miss Yvonne’s last blog post..I’m Totally Doggie Stylin’ Over Here, Yo
Best short film? I think you’ll get an Oscar! At least a People’s Choice award…
a’s last blog post..There’s something wrong with ad agencies lately…
Maybe you forget about the load in your washer because of all the extra fluid on your brain because, well, from having sex in the ear hole. Just a thought.
Dirty mouth? Clean it up!
I love it when cute characters are forced to say inappropriate things. Their pixels probably want to cringe, but since they’re virtual, they can’t refuse. Yet.
Jenni’s last blog post..Dymystifying Mona
i love this… i am going to try it on my kids… you know, making them say inappropriate things.
Andra’s last blog post..twitter will make me go blind
This video is the exact reason I’m going to stalk you next Tuesday. I guess it’s not really stalking if you tell the person you’re doing it though, right? Look, just…please don’t send a restraining order.
Cory’s last blog post..Twitter Much?
Again with the ear holes?
Steve’s last blog post..Guesswork
Clearly I’m obsessed.
That is the funniest thing I’ve seen since, well, since…it’s been a while, okay. Crappy week. Thanks for the laugh.
carpeviam’s last blog post..As pure as the driven snow…but you drifted
Yeah well I don’t have any of your damned diseases. EVERYONE ELSE is sick. They are currently concocting medication that will not only be prescribed regularly but possibly be put in our drinking water for overachievers, RDD (responsibility driven disorder), PWAHT (people who always have it together) and a host of other problematic disorders.
Right now they may make us look bad, but soon they will see, THEY WILL SEE, who’s got it together…..
AmyAnne’s last blog post..Yin and Yang
ohmygod.
Ms. Changes Pants While Driving’s last blog post..have you met my friend shauna?
Fucking Derek. He didn’t tell me about the bears. Now I have to go get tested again.
Libby’s last blog post..After the Tone
Totally almost peed my pants over that video OMG!
Untypically Jia’s last blog post..Told Ya So
I think that it’s just called “needing maid”.
annie’s last blog post..My Husband the Yogi
I don’t think the wife knows yet that posts like yours are the reason she keeps getting woken up at night.
(If however you should see someone following you who reminds you of the Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction –well, then obviously I’m mistaken…)
Andrew Ironwood’s last blog post..I Am The Nerd King!…
I thought they said a-hole too. Ear hole? I don’t get it. Now I feel like a total idiot.
It’s just so wrong, Jenny, that I keep watching it over and over again. Well done.
Tracy Lynn’s last blog post..My AA Sponsor Told Me To Buy Porn. I KNOW.
So, I read most of my favorite bloggers in the Gmail reader and I clicked on this: http://waiterrant.net/?p=1039 , thinking that I had clicked on you.
And I’m reading it and thinking, Jenny has taken a totally different approach to her life but at least she got to kill a zombie.
And then I realized that it wasn’t you.
It’ll be interesting to see how the “In the ear hole” tag pans out.
Jim Porter’s last blog post..Bonus SXSW09 Anecdote
Damn someone’s already bought the domain name: http://www.intheearhole.com/
Jim Porter’s last blog post..Bonus SXSW09 Anecdote
I have l too. I just restarted my washer to prove it.
Oh and today I’ve been called retarded and a banjo picking hillbilly.
Also? Someone told me they just wish I’d die already and lose my keyboard.
I’m pretty sure this is like the time I was called a slut on my highschool bathroom wall. But you know, the blog equivalent.
Ear hole.
Betsey’s last blog post..My Best Review Yet…
i can already see the post on google keywords “sex in ear hole”…..oy.
Wendy’s last blog post..“squirrel proof” proof
Just so funny. I’m laughing and the kids want to know why. They see a cartoon.
Why do you do this to me, Jenny?
I was diagnosed with ADHD as a kid. My dad felt that Ritalin was way too expensive, so he came up with a revolutionary cure called “The Western Belt”. It worked like a charm. Nothing like having my dad’s name printed on my ass from a hand-tooled leather belt. It actually was written backwards (transposed?), but if I looked at my butt in the mirror it was back the right way.
Virginia’s last blog post..Fish or cut Jailbait
Well I guess I don’t need to worry about finding things to do at work tonight. Movies!
That was fantastic…I feel the need to go find a Derek and see what my ear hole can do. Um..too much?
They make a lot of different medications for ADD. But for laziness, I think you have to take Speed. Check with your Meth dealer; maybe he can get some for you.
I’ll be spending the rest of the evening pretending that I’m going to study while I’m actually making inappropriate cartoon shorts. Sadly, I don’t think I’ll be able to come up with anything half as good as yours.
Momma Trish’s last blog post..It is inappropriate to have a "favourite large yucky bug"
update 2…oh, shit! that is me! just this morn, I rewashed a load of towels that had been washer trapped for 2 days and yet they still remain in the washer at this moment. Plus I have a front loading washer that starts smelling mildewy on its own without my assistance of leaving wet clothes in it for extended periods. I’m fucked!!
okay, i know it’s not fun. but i was once told that a truly lazy person made things easier for her/himself and so came up with really clever fast ways of doing things well.
Heh! But sorry, the “L” word/acronymn is already taken.
I made some of those Xtranormal movies but I ended up getting pissed off that the actors wouldn’t MOVE the way I wanted them to. They wouldn’t make out with each other and sometimes I couldn’t get them to come out of their little trailers. Stupid diva method acting coked up cartoon actors. Someday I do plan to make one, though, where an Australian voiced character named Kelly proclaims her love for me. That will be a good one.
http://www.debontherocks.com/2008/10/on-rocks-episode-2-washing-clues-away.html
Deb on the Rocks’s last blog post..Kids, no need for pants, we’re going to Disney!
The mad irony of ADD – we are too scattered to make an apointment to confirm the affectation. And then once you do – you can’t remember to get your prescriptions filled.
I love your movie. Make more!
Lotta’s last blog post..Part II – Button Button Who’s Got The Buttons?
I liked the sidebar “my husband almost left me.”
Suzy’s last blog post..Who Else Could Get Away With This?
That website is strangely addicting. I couldn’t resist making a version of “I’m On A Boat” once I realized you could use a character with a British accent and abundant chest hair.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090327001825281
I’m on a boat, motherfucker!
I don’t know what everybody else is talking about “ear holes” for. The chipmunks are clearly saying “air hole”. I think Derek must be an astronaut with access to a space gravity simulator. Besides, there is not enough thrusting depth in ear holes.
And the fact that the chipmunks have British accents completely solidifies my belief that the royal family are all dirty whores.
Andy’s last blog post..not that i have anything against immigrants because i am one. so there.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090327010517240
curse you Bloggess! If I can do this from my blackberry I’m screwed!!! I’ll never work again!!
Oh honey… us lazy people SO need a group… but I’d probably be to lazy to get my ass off the couch to attend…
Ally B’s last blog post..My Whole House Smells like Wet Dog…
Who’s Derrick?
Miss Grace’s last blog post..The Johnston children have been trained as homing pigeons
I laughed and liked your movie so much, was inspired to make my own: “Dancing Girl”, a parable of my lifetime of interpersonal expertise. http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090327013422352
gcotharn’s last blog post..Southern Brother comments on Louisiana baseball
As a thank you, I made you a movie, too:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090327015737927
Ashley’s last blog post..everybody say goodbye to gretchen
Laziness is such a terrible thing to suffer. THANK GOD YOU HAVE SPOKEN OF THIS FOR I HAVE SUFFERED IN SILENCE SO LONG. NO LONGER SHALL WE BE OVERLOOKED. I want telethons…I want support groups…I want websites where we can post and talk to each other and help each other.
Of course, everyone would show up late to the support groups if they showed up at all.
Actually, an interesting thing is that Ritalin cures laziness. I just thought you might like to know this in case you decide to seek help for your affliction.
ozma’s last blog post..I’m Curious
I just found your blog tonight and I think it is the funniest blog I have ever read! This stuff is laugh out load funny and I need to go to bed but I still have a year’s worth of reading to do so maybe I will read it all tonight and blow off work tomorrow! I think that just became the plan.
Petunia’s last blog post..Fashionable Friday!
This came JUST in time! Today is my last day of work before spring break and then I will be able to actually indulge in my laziness! I can focus for hours on things I like (opposite of ADD) but not move an inch (laziness). Ahhhhh!
Jules’s last blog post..Nuggets of Delight
LOL!
Yaya’s last blog post..Friday Fragments/Focus Friday
Ah, my peeps! At last I’ve found you!
*shrugs*
*whatever*
We could be LAMF (lazy ass – come on, don’t make me do all the work) if we can’t just be L…
Tammy’s last blog post..Paradox
That site is completely awesome!!
Derek sounds creepy.
WickedStepMom’s last blog post..Quirks? I have no quirks…
I just love you. I’ll have whatever disease you’re having.
Swistle’s last blog post..Postcard From Swistle’s Mom
Is there a walk for laziness? We need to raise money so we can find a cure! We should start a non-profit so we can battle this crippling disease. Eh, too much work. I’ll just go back to watching Grey’s Anatomy instead.
Becky Mochaface’s last blog post..LOST S5ep10
That was hysterical. And sound advice. We really should all stop fucking Derrick. Metaphorically speaking of course.
Law-Talking Guy’s last blog post..Movies
If ADD was based on how long your clothes sat in the wash and had to be washed repeatedly due to memory loss, we as a planet would be screwed.
In fact, if you think about it, with all this water conservation as an ongoing issue, if people would just remember to switch the laundry out the first time, that might solve the problem in a nutshell, you think?
Sprite’s Keeper’s last blog post..Spin Cycle: Quirky is as quirky does.
I think my comment may be worthy of a Nobel prize. I should submit that.
Sprite’s Keeper’s last blog post..Spin Cycle: Quirky is as quirky does.
I once had to re-wash my towels 6 times and then my washer broke in the middle of the 6th cycle because apparently it was pissed off at me for not giving it new things to wash (I guess washers get bored too), so I had to take all of my towels out of my stupid front-loading washer soaking wet which was an absolutely horrible experience. But not horrible enough I guess because I still forget to change loads. All the time. Oh well – Yay for laziness!
whoops! also – yay for not knowing how the fuck to use xhtml in comments. Wow do I feel retarded.
my acronym would be “s.u.c.k.”
which stands for “suck”.
cat’s last blog post..hunting for lobsters
cancer is going to be cured on this blog
furiousBall’s last blog post..Flat Stanley is traveling with a pretty Kiwi lady
Personally I think sex in the ear hole is overrated!
You always make my day a million times better.
In other news, I have the same problem with laundry. The worst part is that when I FINALLY put it in the drier and I FINALLY remove it and I FINALLY take it to my room, I just throw it all on my bed and realize I can’t be bothered to fold it. Then, when it’s time to sleep, I throw it on the floor…where it stays. I’m not ready to be a grown up.
Ana’s last blog post..AnaLovesMusic: I need a make up girl for a photo shoot on Saturday in Chicago. Any takers?
I couldn’t hear the movie. I have been screwed int he ear hole too many times.
One Eyed Steve’s last blog post..Sleep Deprivation
I don’t know how Derek stuck it in those teeny tiny ear holes. He must have a teeny ballpark frank….though it would kinda suck for the bears (they are bears aren’t they?) if it plumped while “cooking”. hahaha that’s what she said! sorry, that was inappropriate and probably not funny. I should stop dropping acid so early in the morning.
Hannah’s last blog post..we are clearly destined for eternal bliss
i couldn’t decide it was “a-hole”, “ear hole” or “air hole”. I’m going with “air hole”. Which could equate to “nose sex”. Or BJs.
Found you via Kurt’s blog. You fucking rule, dude. Blogrolled.
Soda & Candy’s last blog post..Soda Fountain of Knowledge (Language Edition): Doona
My boyfriend has been whining about an earache all week. I bet that bastard has been with Derek! Here I was giving him ear-drops like the fucking angel of mercy and it turns out he’s got Gonnorhea of the ear or some such shit. Thanks for destroying the trust in our relationship Jenny.
EdenSky’s last blog post..Do the Potty Wheeze!
Dear Bloggess,
Look what you made me do…
http://leosmidgetsandmoodswings.blogspot.com/2009/03/blame-bloggess.html
LeosMidgetsAndMoodSwings’s last blog post..Blame The Bloggess
I, too, am incredibly lazy. I do get the laundry done eventually, mainly because I am too lazy to go to Target and buy new underwear so am forced to do the wash so I don’t have to go buy new underwear. Either that or sometimes I will just go commando.
I think there should be support groups for the lazy but we’d all be to lazy to participate.
elizabeth’s last blog post..Scrubs
reedited “Tennis Girl”, b/c movies made at midnight look different when you watch them at lunch the next day. http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090327122917801
gcotharn’s last blog post..I direct my first movie
m s lzy gv p vwls.
Backpacking Dad’s last blog post..I don’t care what you say. I get to see the most adorable girl in the world every day.
“Lazy” is an acronym: lassitudinous a-functional zeitgeist yadda yadda yadda, I don’t have the energy to come up with a good Y word right now so sue me, that is if you can bother getting up off that papasam chair and finding a pen that hasn’t dried out. Let me know what you decide. I will be napping. Right here.
dan’s last blog post..Hardly Unwanted; plus photo update from North Beach
“Holy Shit” our feelings about this littl flick. “Holy Shit”
http://www.pickedbyguys.com
The Guys’s last blog post..Interview with Matt & Zaq
I think I had a bad experience with that Derek guy myself. There’s just no good guys left, I tell ya. They’re either married or they wanna do it in the ear hole!
CasaRosa’s last blog post..Bad Girls Don’t Go to Heaven; But Good Girls Fight Leg Hair
Thanks to you Derek will never get a date again with someone that DOESN’T want to do it in the ear-hole.
What a valuable tool!
ami’s last blog post..Christina (happygirl), pituitary bio
You know what would be even cooler : if you could actually make them do inappropriate things
WM’s last blog post..Lady feels like a …dude
I tried to make a film (“movie”) just then and I did one thing to it and it loaded 11% and I had to exit. That site takes some serious dedication. And I need a gin.
Around here if I somehow forget that I had unloaded the dryer, to make way for the stuff in the washer, it like a fookin’ Christmas miracle.
Laundry Alzheimer’s.
Not The Rockefellers’s last blog post..Friday
Is this an homage to The Honeymooners? (that’s be in the butt bob)
I had to explain to my daughter what I was laughing at over here.
btw – sometimes I dry those clothes that have been in the washer for three days, put them away, then when I drop the kids off for school or daycare – I realized they smell all sour and stinky. But the clothes are all put away. And I don’t know which ones to re-wash, so I don’t.
monstergirlee’s last blog post..Not A Spring Flower – but Herself Instead
oops, not the Honeymooners – I meant The Newlywed Game.
whoa, where the ‘f did that come from….
monstergirlee’s last blog post..Not A Spring Flower – but Herself Instead
no, really- I think many many people besides you will find that one funny.
Katy’s last blog post..Disney Pics
I just came across your blog yesterday, but some things you say completely have me rolling!
Ah laziness. I’m a sufferer too.
Ace’s last blog post..You love me! You really love me!
FYI – If you just order new towels online the UPS man will bring them and you don’t have to go all the way to the laundry room to wash the other ones, just the front door. Also sometimes a neighbor will bring them in for you if you email them and tell them you need help right away with a box. At least they will a couple of times before they change their email address.
penne’s last blog post..If you are employed by Child Protective Services just go on ahead to the next blog now, and have a nice day.
I would have left a comment earlier, but I was busy. Snoozing.
Mr Farty’s last blog post..A Brief History of Scotchland – Part 7
jenny, have i told you lately that i <3 u? i have had such a bad week, and like usual, you have come through with a gut busting belly laugh.
thank u. thank u. thank u.
Gillian’s last blog post..Facing the Giants
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090327203534494
vah jye nah
Shit… going to change the laundry now… party pooper!
I’m sure this was an awesome post but I got a little bored halfway through it so I wandered off to check on my laundry, but one load was mildewy and smelled gross and another load was dry and needed to be folded and it all just seemed like a huge yawn fest so I came back here instead. And now I’m leaving this comment, even though I never finished your awesome post. But I’m really sure it was great.
bejewell’s last blog post..Laryngitis Can SUCK IT
After watching your video I decided to let my 8 year old make a video by himself. His started out with “If I was a booger I’d pick you first”. How does it feel to be out matured by a 2nd grader?
I couldn’t think up my own movie so I just did Pulp Fiction: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090327232140135
Jim Porter’s last blog post..Bonus SXSW09 Anecdote
Is Sex in the Earhole the same thing as Hard of Hearing ?
All these euphemisms are getting to me……
There is that saying…”The EARly Bird Gets the Worm” (which is I think the proper meaning of the phrase because of the Freudian symbolism), and this may also be applicable to your new venture as movie maven mogul, Jen.
I’d like to be in your next film, if you’re casting soon. Love movies.
This post has made me happier than anything I’ve ever experienced. This post is my best friend.
Lemish’s last blog post..Next time you feel me up in Walgreens I’m going to kick you in the Cadbury Eggs
Ohmygod, I am laughing so hard that I’m crying.
Alli’s “I’m on a boat” is pretty freaking awesome, too.
Husband wants to know why I’m sitting in front of the computer at 4 in the morning snickering to myself. Hoo boy.
Chloe’s last blog post..The Dress Conundrum.
I can’t believe Jim Porter beat me to Pulp Fiction!!! That was awesome!
Gillian’s last blog post..Facing the Giants
I bet you’d be lots of fun on a sleepover.
kristin/kwr221’s last blog post..Inspired by Twitter – Favorite film quotes
Hey Jenny, first comment ever! Just got introduced to your blog about week ago but I’ve read through your entire archive already (I swear I’m not a stalker).
I’ve got really bad insomnia and so instead of tossing and turning in bed trying to get to sleep I’ve made two movies tonight after getting inspired by yours!
The Queen vs. Ninja
- http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090328134351871
Surgeon vs. Pimp
- http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090328171417994
Yay!! This is fun!! =)
That was just wrong on so many levels, not least of which is that I will never, ever have that 1:30 back. I could have been putting towels in the dryer. You are a menace to fresh laundry everywhere.
SK
Suburban Kamikaze’s last blog post..Between the lines
“In the ear hole” – nothing like a little aural sex to spice up the relationship, eh?
~EdT.
Ed T.’s last blog post..Three Easy Ways to protect your PC from The Worm Called Conficker
Voila Jenny, I have made you a star! I think this could really be your big break:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090328230112357
EdenSky’s last blog post..Do the Potty Wheeze!
A guy I flirt with online asked me what my favorite position was. I said, ‘in the earhole’. Then he asked how I like to approach the penis. I said with a whip and a chair. I’m not wrong, am I? I can be into both…
PS, I’m in love with you. MY husband is prepared to move out. How do you feel about being buried in snow?
I am so proud.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=200903282005388
And somehow deeply, deeply ashamed. Look what you bring out in us, Jenny.
Think it’s called Indolence. Or possibly Chonic Obsessive Laziosis. The only cure — and it’s temporary at best – is a kick in the ass by your mother or granmother. Really. That is some bitter medicine. But if you really want help, you better do it.
I do have diagnosed ADD and that happens in my washer a lot.
Who is Derek?
That is SO funny! I’m going to make mine now!
“Wait. I just looked up ADD and that doesn’t sound like me at all. Apparently I’m just really lazy. We don’t have an acronym for that but it’s crippling.”
How about Situational Acquired Lethargy Syndrome? The Southern Adirondack Library System might get mad that you stole their acronym, though.
Steve’s last blog post..Google Street View Car Maims Mary Poppins
I just did that thing today! The thing with the mildewy clothes. And I’m so going to make a movie now.
EdenSky,
That is, to put it mildly, moving.
Very nice, indeed!!!
And you’ve captured the inner Jen with the hand gestures. Amazing.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090329221957980
Um…..yes…I need to do this….but after I have slept somewhere b/t 10-14hrs. after being up 24hrs and working like 18 of them.
YOU ROCK and CRACK ME UP!!! LOL!!!
That is too funny. Clearly there should be a medical word for just being lazy.
Stephanie’s last blog post..it’s my blog and i’ll party if i want to!
We can’t have an achronym for chronic laziness because that would require effort. And effort sucks giant donkey balls.
RDC, Thankyou, the hand gestures are my favorite part too. Especially “All this could be yours!”
EdenSky’s last blog post..Do the Potty Wheeze!
It’s ALWAYS funnier to see little cartoon animals talking about sex. wait, wasn’t this on “Care Bears” last week? No, I’m thinking of the one where Share Bear gives everyone herpes. I believe the lesson was about how sometimes sharing isn’t caring at all…. Never mind.
Additionally, do you have any tips on breaking into the muppet and cartoon porn industry? You know that is a niche market just waiting to explode!
Maddie’s last blog post..What’s this? Oh, it’s nothing…it’s just a little gonorrhea. I picked it up over spring break. Want some?
ahahhahahahahahaaahaaaahhhh
Finally got to watch the movie when I wasn’t at work and I laughed so hard, I almost spit out my Pepsi on the keyboard of the library computer, which would have been gross and sticky, much like ear sex…I suppose. I mean, I don’t know.
Everyone in my house but me is affected by the forget-to-put-the-clothes-in-the-dryer disease, and sometimes the forget-to-take-the-clothes-out-of-the-dryer-and-let-it-run-for-two-HOURS-on-a medium-load disease.
They’re also diagnosed ADHD. Consider this your second-hand diagnosis!
WineWonkette’s last blog post..Spring Has Sprung – Anaba Coriol White Blend
Someone left a comment on the video and said they loved the punchline.
Sorry, but am I really dense? Because if there was a punchline, I totally didn’t get it.
I need these things explained to me. Apparently.
chirky’s last blog post..Tweepy
Great Jenny as if reading your blog wasn’t bad enough on my productivity now you have me making movies.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090330164432834
oops sent the wrong movie http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090330160704747
Shouldn’t all the meth you take cure your laziness? Or does all the twitching and scratching keep you off track?
Jane’s last blog post..This Can’t End Well…
Sex in the air hole? What? You’re having sex via your windpipe?
You are one freaky chick.
Coal Miner’s Granddaughter’s last blog post..Yesterday
i no longer remember how i got linked here, because i laughed so hard i nearly blacked out and forgot some shit, but I think liz was involved, and i’ll be reading yu now.
Thank you for making me completely addicted to that movie-making site. Ridiculous and silly fun.
meredithelaine’s last blog post..Things that have been pissing me off as of late.
We need an acronym for that, stat. I do the same damn thing, and I can only forgive myself because we have a front loader and it uses maybe a couple gallons of water for each wash.
mothergoosemouse’s last blog post..Who wears short shorts?
Ahhhh Derek.. sometimes a guy with a Q-Tip dick can be handy! Totally made me laugh. Gonna make some of my own movies. Thanks!
lizulfisa’s last blog post..Mittelschmerz and what not.
you complete me. your posts got me through maternity leave, and I have spread the good word that is The Bloggess.
shanks a million.
Tori’s last blog post..Oh My God Dial-Up Is An Em-Effer
Yes. This is going to kill at least three hours everyday at work.
Thank you.
Matt’s last blog post..iPrank
Just dropping by and having a real good laugh at the video you made
Funny, and I mean FUNNY 
dave’s last blog post..New Windows Embedded Server For Embedded Systems
After 138 comments does it really matter what I type?
I didn’t think so.
groovehouse’s last blog post..SKATE CONTEST: Ace Of Skate – Victoria Tx – 04.04.09
It matters to me.
Hey Bloggess, I really did appreciate this article when you posted it. Five. days. ago. But I came here just now, after a particularly difficult few days, saying to myself “That darn bloggess BETTER have posted something new by now.” And? You have not.
I don’t care if you have to just phone it in, but I need something. Someone needs to entertain and enlighten me.
Now you have forced me to consider, once again, finally submitting something to Secret Spineless Whine.
Get crackin’, lady!
tammigirl’s last blog post..Round and Round the Mulberry Bush, You Weasel!
I went and made one of those videos too. I had my two characters recreate a scene from the film Dying Young, starring Campbell Scott and Julia Roberts. And you know what? It wasn’t as funny in cartoon.
Steam me up, kid’s last blog post..All this can be yours…
Everyone says I have ADD. Only it’s undiagnosed. But maybe I do because I have a giant cutout of Zac Efron in my room who freaks me out every few minutes because I forget he’s there. I walk in and there’s Zac and then I go OMG STRANGER!!! And proceed to have the shit scared out of me. Then I remember that he can’t hurt me because he’s only made of cardboard. I could totally kick his ass with scissors.
Ania’s last blog post..Z is for Zonda
Oh yeah, thanks, like I totally need another way to waste hours on the computer.
Jerseygirl89’s last blog post..Want Some Popcorn?
Totally made my own movie. It sucked. I could not stop laughing.
You are a god.
And here is my gift to you..
you will cherish this site if you haven’t already been there.
http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/
freaking enjoy.
I thought sex in the ear-hole was teh normal. But now I’m concerned that it’s not. I mean if you have discovered it, it cannot be normal. Really. No?
I’m going to make my movie now. And yes, you are a god.
oh the thinks we can think this could be a lot of ear hole fun
habanerogal’s last blog post..Happy sweet 16 Suzie
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009040114124156
I was striving for simple cinema verite, but had to settle for a grand epic along the lines of David Lean.
You sure this is how Scorcese got started?!?
Okay. So I thought it said “air hole” – not “ear hole”. And I kept thinking to myself… that really brings a new meaning to the term “blow job.”
Jacq’s last blog post..Take it from the top
I tried…mine isn’t as funny, though.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090401185836189
Once again, you lead me to a place where I can exercise my awesome creativity.
Merci beaucoup, my insane friend.
Fantastic Forrest’s last blog post..Vacation time