Victor’s been out of town since Monday but he called me this morning to check in.
Victor: So what’s going on today?
me: Not much. Sarah Palin’s yelling at cartoons again.
me: Kind of a slow news day, I guess.
Victor: Yeah, I actually meant ‘What’s going on at our home?”
me: Oh. Well, you should have been more specific.
Victor: And why did you say Sarah Palin was yelling at cartoon characters “again“?
me: I dunno. It just sounded funnier that way. She seems like the kind of person who yells at cartoons all the time.
me: Oh, I’m sorry. Did you want the Republican version of what’s going on today? Because we can start over if that’s what you want. I’m hanging up now. Call me back and I’ll tell you about how Barack Obama doesn’t have a birth certificate because he’s actually a bunch of meerkats.
Then I hung up and Victor NEVER CALLED ME BACK. Probably because he’d already heard all of the Republican news earlier. Which makes me wonder why he even bothered to call me at all. In all fairness though, he’s probably wondering that too.
Comment of the day: In all fairness, if I were American I probably would have voted for Bush in the first election, but that was during my “vote for whoever would look better on money” phase and sad as it is, Bush had Gore beat. That was NOT a good looking election. ~ Robynn