Hi. This isn’t a real post. It’s an explanation.
See, this morning I sent this tweet out:
What would happen if we all promised to be a little less sucky than we were yesterday? http://youtube.com/watch?v=HDNOB6TnHSI
Then I followed it up with this:
I’ll start. If you’re reading this, you’ve made a difference in my life. Thank you for listening.#HappyISuckLessThanYesterdayDay
Then, other people started tweeting out sweet things or making plans to pay for the coffee of the person behind them at the drive-thru or promising to stop poisoning the people in their office for the day. And it was beautiful. And then a bunch of people asked me where the link was to this holiday and I was all “Uh. Nowhere. Because I just made it up?” and then it felt less valid because it wasn’t on the internet so that’s why I’m posting it here. So now it’s real. Happy I-Suck-Less-Than-Yesterday-Day, y’all. Go hug a kitten or tell someone you love them. Or tell a kitten you love them. Although that’s not really going to make that much of a difference because kittens can’t speak English. It’s a start though. High-five.
PS. In the spirit of Happy I-Suck-Less-Than-Yesterday Day I just want to say thank you for not judging me that time that I accidentally ate all that glue. You guys are like a crunchy taco dipped in glitter. That’s a compliment. Just trust me on this one.
UPDATED: #HappyISuckLessThanYesterdayDay has gone viral. And by “viral” I mean “More than 2 people know about it”. It’s pretty obvious I don’t know what viral means.