I fucking love you people

I put commentluv on my blog awhile back and it’s nice because it’ll tell you the title of the last blog post that each commenter has written.  It will also make you question their sanity.  And it’ll make you want to buy them a drink because they all seem to have captivating stories.  Captivating and totally baffling.  Bafflvating. I think I just invented a new word.

Personally, I like to look through the blog titles because I imagine these are exactly the kind of thoughts that people are having when they are looking very studied and serious as their boss is lecturing them about the importance of TPS reports.  As a psychological tool it is fascinating.  And slightly terrifying.  Fascifying?  No.  No, that would be ridiculous.

Actual blog post titles pulled directly from my comment section which make me both proud and a little bit intimidated of the community we’ve grown here:

Did I ever tell you about the time I got thrown in jail in Venezuela?

My dog likes to smoke Marlboros.

This is not a hooker/ pimp transaction.

Why does my food keep talking to me?

Calculators FTW!

A dollar for your stache

The man with a booger in his ear

Excuse me – you’re standing on my neck.

I need a witty title to go here but – eh- fuck it- I’m too lazy.

There’s a bucket in my hole.

Why does my house smell like omelettes?

Oh!  Sparkles.

The new adventures of a naughty schoolgirl.

CarSeat CHAIR!  BEEP BEEP!

Hemingway just rolled over in his grave.

Cryptorkian WTF

Got sucked in – but no snorting

The night I fell down the stairs.

So long and thanks for all the cheese

Today is my 41st birthday and I’m celebrating by not having a massive mental breakdown.

Mitochondrial DNA and Generational stages – Pillow Talk

RIP Brett Favre

I can’t make Mario Lopez ugly

Dear lady who fell into a mall fountain while walking and texting – let me show you how it’s done.

Samarai Mushroom Comics Chapter 7 – The meeting of the three

How do you say “Please don’t vacuum up the dead wasps” in Spanish?

Short and sweet: I think I just saw a clip of a penis

The chicken dance of shame.

Being lazy with your speech causes your spouse to question your sexuality

Greetings, Vegetables.

Animals are trying to kill me.

The two stupidest people on earth live in our house

Could you party like a rock star in a funeral home

We don’t eat them because they are too cute

I’m never buying panties again

Where banana seats come from.

My prettiest toe

I find myself in love with an inanimate object yet again

Dear nudist

Update – Don’t let a monkey write your query letter

SQUIRREL!

To hell with the curtains.

My fartpartment

Waiters are people too.

Sarah Palin in the aquarium

A bushel and a uke

Heidi the cross-eyed opossum causes media frenzy

The Bastardization of American Literature

I’m no cleaning guru but at least I know better than to drink a mopped-up soda.

I’m pretty sure I’m being haunted by a ghost who wants to steal my identity.

My cat would never wear this.

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  1. am I first??? Yay!!

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    Lauraszoo recently posted jenny- the blogess.

  2. If you string them all together they make a lovely sort of stream of consciousness self-help post.

    And, if I do say so myself, ALL my toes are pretty.

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    Lori @ In Pursuit of Martha Points recently posted Me and a Big Stick.

  3. OK, so you have just created a whole days work for me. I must find every single one of these blog posts and read them. I’m not sure whether to thank you or kill myself.

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    carolyn recently posted My Three Wishes of the Day.

  4. Wow. All I can say is I’m going to have to really re-think the general blandness of my titles. Seriously?! What was I thinking? I think my favourite might be the chicken dance of shame. Maybe.

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    Zoey @ Good Goog recently posted 134-365 Innocent Wonder.

  5. Ah, to see inside the brains of even a fraction of these people would be the journey of a lifetime… The “different” keep things interesting!

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  6. If fucking Comment Luv didn’t keep banning me, you could fucking see my very fucking witty titles.

    Or, I could think of it as being too cool for Comment Luv. BUT STILL.

    So I’ll just put my latest title here because Comment Luv is a fucking asshole (to me):
    “There’s hardly anything better than waking up to your kid farting in your face.”

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  7. “This is not a hooker/ pimp transaction.”

    Where is this person? I need to know now please.

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  8. I am flattered to have made the list. It has always been my goal to bafflvate.

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    Daddy Scratches recently posted Today is my 41st birthday- and I am celebrating by not having a massive mental breakdown.

  9. I’m not sure, but I’m guessing that there’s a certain level of oh-my-gosh-I-AM-a-total-nerd-ness to the fact that I am stoked to be on this list.

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    Angi recently posted Obi is a Supah Star!.

  10. I remember seeing “My house smells like omelettes” and I was dying to read it put my toddler was doing something that caused me to have mommy brain so I forgot. I need to look that one up along with “My Fartpartment”. Maybe it’s a companion piece since we all know eggs smell like farts.

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    Elle recently posted What I’ve Learned From Watching Little House On The Prairie.

  11. Apparently, I need to up my game. As my titles are not nearly as awesome.

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    Becky Mochaface recently posted Hump Day Humor- Trenta.

  12. One of my fave’s is “Flush Your Husband Down The Toilet”

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  13. Mitochondrial DNA and Generational stages – Pillow Talk + My fartparment are by far my favorite titles of ever. I must find these blogs and follow them and/or make a religion out of their writings.

    Also, I have got to amp up my blog titles…

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  14. F’n priceless. I need to work titles. I really should start drinking again, I’m sure it would help.

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    Girl With Fire

    So long and thanks for all the fish. Because it makes me smile ( and because 8 sharks grow legs, climb up on shore and start feasting on unicorns every time you don’t)

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  16. What a brilliant idea – the internets are riddled with magic and wonder, no? Oh and “Bafflvating?” Totally contacting Webster on your behalf.

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    Dr. Cynicism recently posted Mail time again.

  17. This is one of the reasons I love reading your comments. I have found some pretty hilarious and/or fucked up blogs here, so thank you for that.

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    Miss Yvonne recently posted Rockin Out- Lawrence Welk Style.

  18. Great. Now I can become enlightened without having to do any research on my own. Thanks, people!

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    Suniverse recently posted What is UP.

  19. You chose one of mine. How cool is that? Now I wish I had put an edgier title on today’s post. Shit. But thanks.

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    Bodaciousboomer recently posted My quest for the Grail….

  20. Thanks Jenny! I fucking love you.

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    Johi recently posted Our Weekend in Nebraskee.

  21. Fucking love you too.
    I shall use bafflvate ten times in a sentence today.

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  22. Those are pretty damn funny.

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    Justin recently posted My Balls- A Follow Up Story.

  23. Those are brilliant… i’m really curious about the Fartpartment, and am scared if it’s one of my former residences.

    SD

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    Simple Dude recently posted Going Down Under.

  24. see, now i feel even more pressure to come up with witty titles.

    ALSO. am i the only person who always sees the word ‘titties’ when reading ‘witty titles’???

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    steph gas recently posted a break from our reguarly scheduled melancholy.

  25. whatever the fartpartment is i MUST read it. we need to be together.

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    the grumbles recently posted bed head.

  26. And now I feel inspired and motivated…..my titles are so boring. Just once I’d like to include the word “fuck” in a title and not be the least bit worried……

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  27. I’m definitely going to have to Google and find a number of these posts for myself.

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  28. I guess it’s all in the title. Now I need to actually start trying to name things better, although the “Did I ever tell you about the time I got thrown in jail in Venezuela?” title is really close to one that I am currently working on.

    Suddenly, I feel inadequate.

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    Laura recently posted The Alternate Reality of Mount of the Holy Cross.

  29. “My fartpartment” is my fave title.

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  30. Wow, much less Sarah Palin slamming than I would have guessed. Damn.

    Oooh, sparkles…!

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  31. –>I’ve clicked on a few before too because the title was just too good not to. For some of the others, I had to wait til I left the office.

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  32. You do have smart readers, if I do say so myself…

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  33. I want to read “Sarah Palin in the aquarium”! Grateful that I can google and find it.

    Naming your posts is an art form: you want it to attract people’s attention and yet you don’t want to seem like you are trying too hard (even though you are…)

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    subWOW recently posted I’ll take the one on the left to go.

  34. I MAY have googled a couple of these, but I’m not telling which ones 🙂

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  35. I just would like to point out that while my last post title is a huge dud, I did notice that, in order in the comments here, we have at #22 “My Balls – A Follow Up Story” and #23 “Going Down Under”, which really deserves some kind of Kismet of the Universe prize.

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  36. I don’t know if I should be proud or sad that I know right off the bat who two of those titles belongs to.

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    Sarah Elizabeth recently posted I Am An Idiot also- tmi.

  37. I love comment luv, too. And I’m posting a second comment so it loves me back. (Why the frick frack does it not work on the first post, when you’ve commented the blog before, and it just decides to forget you? That ain’t luv baby)

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  38. OH, Jenny I made the list, or my Cryptorkian Dog did anyway…..That is so cool, cuz you made mine today too. Although yours is WAY funnier!

    Luff ya!!!

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    knows not what I do.. recently posted Not Smelly- inspiring.

  39. OK, that’s better.

    I LOVE comment luv on my blog. And yours. I get the biggest kick out of titles. And I also like that some of my readers “discover” each other this way, expand the community to support each other. Coolness.

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  40. Oh my gosh I love these. I wish they were all books I would never read but have on my coffee table just so.

    Steph

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  41. Please, please, please – I need to know where I can find the blog/writer of “Today is my 41st birthday and I’m celebrating by not having a massive mental breakdown.”

    I could have used the post as a how-to last week, but better late than never, right?

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  42. HAhaha! who needs google reader – I’ll just browse through the comment luv. May have just laughed so hard its time for an undie change.

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  43. Not only are you wittier and more fantastic than I am, but all your other readers are, too. Maybe I can take a class in bafflvatment.

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  44. I had a post the other day titled “Totally not a squirrel.” Makes me wonder how many people out there ARE writing about squirrels!

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  45. Those blog titles should be used for the “starter sentence” exercises in a creative writing class.

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  46. Comment Luv hates me too, which is a shame because I was quoting Shakespeare.

    And banging on about not getting sleep but I want to look sophisticated, dammit.

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  47. You say “blog post titles”, I say “the greatest collaborative poem ever written!”

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    kyknoord recently posted Look carefully.

  48. You do realize…curtains are the devil, right? So, technically, curtains going to hell is really like going home.

    (yay you liked my curtain title!?! Right?)

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  49. I can’t stop giggling and my boyfriend is giving me nervous glances, but I have to keep worrying him because I second Carolyn — I now have to find each of these blog posts and read them! So long productivity!

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  50. I can say without reservation that I would want to hang out with each and every one of those folks. And probably will. In a home. A safe, safe, home.

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  51. Oooh, I want to read the one about drinking mopped up soda!

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  52. Wow- this post sort of wrote itself didnt it? LOL

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  53. that is the greatest list i’ve ever seen. i hope that’s what everyone is thinking during a shit meeting with their boss. also – thinking about adding this to my blog comments, too. genius.

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  54. You just make me laugh.

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  55. “Could you party like a rock star in a funeral home” Sure. Rock stars are used to taking requests. It would be wrong not to.

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  56. Seriously need to be more clever with my blog post titles.

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  57. I don’t know which of my toes is the prettiest, but I know the ugliest. It’s the middle on my left foot, mostly because it’s got a black toenail from running.

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  58. I NEED comment love. This is fanfreakintastic.

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    Candyland recently posted Im the wind beneath your freakin wings.

  59. There’s a drinking game in there somewhere. Porbably have to consume quite a bit before you figure out the rules though.

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    Heather C recently posted Humilitation should always be served in a public arena.

  60. *sigh* the only one i recognize is the one from steam me up kid *is obviously behind on his reading*

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  61. After I comment on your post I go through the other commenters and choose by title what I want to read next…so yeah I’ve read most of the ones you just posted. And MINE IS IN THERE 😀

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  62. Can only comment briefly…must find those posts!

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  63. I kind of wish you had included links because I’m really curious about most of these… for example, a fartpartment? But I’m also glad you didn’t because I’d at least like to be a little bit productive today. 🙂

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  64. I am very honored to have made the list, as well….even though my husband’s response when I told him was. “Now, the whole fucking world will know how stupid I am…snuffle, snuffle, wheeze.”

    A little late to worry about that now, mister.

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  65. I love this! It’s like poetry in motion.
    What a bunch of wackjobs most of us bloggers are.
    Totally my people.

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  66. Ohmygod I just realized that one of my post titles is in your list! Score!

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    Steph recently posted My Secret Girl Crush.

  67. You are a cruel, cruel woman. Or maybe I’m lazy, but you need to compel all of the authors to out themselves so we can go check them out. A Bloggess blogging love-in.

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  68. I’m never buying panties again

    Where banana seats come from.

    My prettiest toe

    Like… camel toe?? Interesting string, there!

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  69. The least you can do is link each of those up so I don’t have to spend my whole damn day searching for them. That’s all I’m sayin…..

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  70. I’m going to have to start making really, really fucked up titles now just to amuse you.

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    Dangerboy recently posted The Lies We Are Told.

  71. Love the whole list, but “My Prettiest Toe” made me snort!

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  72. @Susan #64 ftw! I’m gonna follow the link on your name & find out!

    I found an internet friend thru her comment on here. Something about why RDJ won’t marry her. I knew I’d found a kindred soul. If anyone else wants to read it, that post is at http://rubyredux.wordpress.com/2010/05/10/why-im-not-married-to-robert-downey-jr/

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  73. you’ve inspired me to come up with more intriguing titles… i love that you have comluv – i’ve found so many amazingly, brilliant, hilariously incredible writers from reading through your comments.

    you’re a fucking generous genius. most geniuses are just assholes.

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  74. And I think you broke commentluv. It’s not havin’ it! Don’t sweat it. It’s probably user error on my part. Check boxes always throw me.

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  75. Well, this list has totally depressed my outlook of my own blog… But I still bow down happily to your awesomeness!!!

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  76. Oh my god! That’s ME! Number Six! This is like the best thing that’s ever happened to me!

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  77. Those are pretty freaking cool.

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  78. Now I need to spend the rest of my day tracking down these stories! Eh – productivity is overrated. I should be having a snow-day anyway. Working from home isn’t all that great on days like today… DAMMIT!

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  79. Other people’s blog titles that appear beneath their names have been the reason I have clicked on thier blogs to read what they’re all about. I’ve even “followed” some of them. In a good way, not a stalker way (unless that is what they want). And I love when new blog posts from those I like show up in my reading list! Carry on you fabulous freaks, I love you all!

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  80. I now feel a profound sense of loss for seeing some of those and not reading then, and now they are gone forever. *Thanks* for rubbing in my face that I’m too lazy to Google.

    There are too many Stephs here. I keep wondering why I’ve already commented and am slowly getting paranoid that I have selective amnesia.

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  81. I have to get my Wednesdays blog up.. its going to be late, due to having to read all these blogs, its so worth it and i am sure my readers will understand! Jenny you have amazing minions!

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  82. These post titles are amazaballs. The vacuuming wasp story was hilarious. Her mom gave her a Mexican…of her very own. So jealous.

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    Mrs. P recently posted Nobody Kicks Pierogies That one was stupid.

  83. Now I’m really wondering what Sarah Palin is like in an aquarium.

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    Ericka @ Creative Liar recently posted This is One Huge F-ing Horse.

  84. Why won’t CommentLuv pick me up? How can I ever expect to achieve world domination (and I mean that in the worst possible way), if I am continually thwarted by CommentLuv???

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    Susan recently posted Drunken Monkeys With a Sledge Hammer -or- How My Family Coped with Minor Adversity and Avenged John Wayne at The Same Time.

  85. Now my comment luv titles look pitifully inadequate … like sad pieces of tiny wit.

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    Betty Fokker recently posted Coming out- for the Bloggess.

  86. Even though none of mine are on this list…*sniff* There is one dedicated to me. A Bushell and A Uke….That Elly totally brightened my sky that day!

    Also the title of my post today is not at all depraved so for that I bow down and humbly apologize…

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  87. I’ve read many of those posts and that is why comment-luv rocks, but I do agree with Angie @ A Whole Lot of Nothing (comment 6) the banning of the url does kind of suck a mooses ding dong.

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  88. Yayyyyy! What a FUN game! Loved every title, and kinda wished (that one of mine made the cut) that I could link and read some of them. Very intriguing indeed. You have the best readers (if I do say so myself!)

    Thanks. Ah, now I want a cigarette (and I don’t even smoke)

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    Nikki Rules recently posted Immaturity Is My Middle Name.

  89. Comment Love Never works for me! Someone — anyone, tell me how to fix this. I will step up my titling if you tell me how I can make it display.

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  90. Wow. Those are some seriously awesome titles 🙂

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  91. Some very interesting blog titles. My favorite would have to be “My dog likes to smoke Marlboros”

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    The Restaurant Manager recently posted Is there a pen shortage I didnt know about.

  92. I often read the cool little titles and giggle hysterically at some that pop up. Seriously, I think the people here are the greatest combination of weird and psychotic… it makes me happy to have finally found a home.

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    Kendahl recently posted Day 11 I like repetitive numbers Its kind of like alliteration.

  93. Yeah, I was SO hoping that “Stovetop Kitty” would show up in my commentluv, but the timing wasn’t right, so here’s a linky for you now:

    http://www.tokenblogger.com/2011/01/stovetop-kitty/

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  94. It just goes to show you that your readers are all kinds of shades of awesome.

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  95. Oooooooooooooooooooooooohkay. NOW I understand why I was getting a shit-ton of Google searches for my Omelette post!! (Why I felt the need to capitalize that word is unknown… anyway).

    I feel so uber-super-special (in a safe house kind of way) to have made the list! Jenny, you rock!

    Also, a serious lol @ Lori @ In Pursuit of Martha Points for the “sort of stream of consciousness self-help post” idea.

    You may like the title of my current post, too.

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  96. THE OMELETTE POST IS HERE:

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    StephanieC @ Seriously?? Really? Seriously? recently posted Why Does My House Smell Like Omelettes.

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    Heather Greywolf

    LOL … I have no blog page (much as friends keep pressuring me), but my next posting on Facebook will be titled:
    “The Lunesta Butterfly is EVIL … and Possibly Radioactive”. Let me know if you want me to send you the link!!

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  98. alright, i know a challenge when i see one! (today’s post was titled before said challenge.)

    love this community!

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    pattypunker recently posted please tell me i don’t really exist in this world.

  99. All those other titles look waaay funnier than mine. But I’m glad I made the list!

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    annettek recently posted the night I fell down the stairs.

  100. I have soooo much reading to do now. Also? TPS reports FTW!

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  101. Thank you for the laugh… I love the titles! I’ve read some of these and now I want to read all the others.

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  102. Why Oh Why didn’t you make my life a bit easier by linking the actual blog to the title. Now I will get nothing else done today. I fucking love this place.

    I don’t have a blog, but if I did it would have something to do with why parenting teenagers suck.

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  103. *sigh*

    My blog titles seem so mundane now. Must. Try. Harder.

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    Andie recently posted The pain of age and impending cultural irrelevance.

  104. Not a funny one today… but it was written because of you. It feels good to get it out, finally.
    http://midwesternmamah.blogspot.com/2011/01/sometimes-demons-wont-be-silenced-part_26.html

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    Holly B recently posted Sometimes The Demons Wont Be Silenced Part Two .

  105. It’s really hard to stifle laughs when your room mate is in the room and it ends up sounding like you are choking on saliva and rainbows. Or at least that’s what I sound like. Don’t know about you…
    *cough*

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  106. I am suddenly very proud to be a part of this reading community. Blogess FTW.

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  107. Thanks to you posting the titles of commenters’ blogs I’ve found some of my very favorite sites! I also buy books based on the title and/or cover art though so don’t put too much stock into my opinion.

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  108. I just suscribed to another 51 blogs. Gee. Thanks for that. I’m gonna go ahead and quit my job now.

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    Brian recently posted Where banana seats came from Or- why coffee tables wink.

  109. THANK YOU! I was wondering why I was getting so many hits on my blog! YAY! I feel like I won something!

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  110. Clearly I need to work on my blog headlines. New criteria: Should sound totally normal coming from the mouth of the cracked out “contemporary poet” living under the freeway overpass.

    Also, I am dying to find out what the cat would never wear.

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  111. also, my boyfriend says to tell you: ‘thank you for helping to make my girlfriend internet-famous without her having to show her tits.’ so, you will always have that i guess…

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    emily illinois recently posted REPOST- Open Letter- To Hibernation.

  112. Wow, I sometimes forget how much awesome this comment section is when I can’t be bothered to read all zillion and one of them.

    As a faithful Bloggess minion who is also unemployed and too tired/lazy to go acquire food like I need too… I feel like I have a project for today.

    Blog titles, links, names and opening sentences perhaps.

    Or maybe I’ll just upload my scribbles, spend half the day thinking of a witty title, then hope CommentLuv can love my Tumblr.

    Love from the girl that dreamt about entering the Bloggess’ house through a window somebody else had broken (and how awesomely not-worried Jenny was about my intrusion).

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  113. This is why I hesitate to leave comments on your blog…it’s like everyone is just as oddly funny as you, except my boring old posts 🙂 You inspire us all

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  114. To the person who asks why their house smells like omelettes… I frequently have to ask why my house smells like dirty feet. I smelled my own feet. they don’t smell dirty. A conundrum!

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  115. […] language, since some of you aren’t as fond of certain choice words as I am, but then I read this entry by the Bloggess, my role model, and I was reminded that there are more foul-mouthed, filthy-minded, […]

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  116. Ditto to the other Nicole, only quite obviously, I’m worse as I can’t even be bothered to come up with that amount of creativity.

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  117. Okay, so your comments don’t like brackets…here’s the rest of my post….

    (sigh)

    Aren’t you glad I made sure to include it? Yeah, me too.

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  118. Given your affection for commentluv, I’d like to say that I’m ordering a panda onesie as soon as fucking possible because I announced yesterday that I’m going solo. I anticipate having no-pants Thursdays, Panda-Onesie-Sundays and many more adventures now that I’m not in an office anymore.

    True story – your readers’ blog post titles could easily be pickup lines in other countries. Or planets.

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  119. Oh wow. After a truly crappy day, I was so excited to see one of my titles on your list. (My Prettiest Toe) Then I was instantly humbled by all the other titles that were so much more awesome. Gonna have to check them all out….after my pedicure. 🙂

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    HeathRobots recently posted In an exercise of self control- I had to experience an.

  120. How many of us scanned those titles like speed readers on crack to see if we were on it? And then felt a little like we didn’t make the cheerleading squad, AGAIN. But I do bow to the masters, because that is some funny shit.

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  121. Right …. thats why I love coming here. Not only do you make me laugh but so do the readers.
    Its official… we are all insane!

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  122. Here was mine today cause it didn’t post for some reason.
    Sample Playlist 2 – The Irony of My Disillusionment
    at http://marinasleeps.wordpress.com

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  123. Holy cow! I made the list? Are you sure you didn’t make a mistake and put it on this list when it should have been on another list – like the “Stay far, far away from this one – she’s a nutjob and a half” list? Because that seems more like the list I would usually be on.

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    Pam up north

    I’ve had so much fun perusing the blogs listed at this site-they’re AMAZING! Wish i didn’t need to sleep…

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  125. “TPS reports”.
    Hee hee.
    I loved this post & needed it after the kind of day during which i have been waiting since 9am for it to turn 5pm so I can start drinking. Friction’ kids.

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    Kim recently posted Book Update &amp What Happened to “Project Boot the Babies”.

  126. WOW!

    When I saw my post title on the list…I feel like they let me set at the cool kids table at lunch.

    Then I realized I hadn’t written a new post since that one….and then it felt like someone anounced free hand jobs were for dessert and it was my turn to serve.

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  127. YEP. I’m a little humbled here. My titles must suck ass.

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  128. I’m No. 8! I’m excited and honored. Exonerated, let’s say.

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    alonewithcats recently posted Psychotic episodes taste like sugar cookies.

  129. I am honoured to have made the list my dear Bloggess! You’re an inspiration and a source of encouragement for bloggers everywhere!!

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    Lyndsey recently posted Im Pretty Sure Im Being Haunted By A Ghost Who Wants To Steal My Identity.

  130. Those are some interesting post titles and I’m interested in reading a lot of them.

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  131. Although I do love me some Blogess, I also love your commenters. Some days I will just scroll through the titles and find the offbeat ones and read them. I have found many a new blog to follow that way. Glad to know I am not the only one. Now I am off to read the blog posted above my comment because I like sugar cookies too.

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    Dani recently posted Crime Watch Wednesday- I Lost My Dog and My Man- But This Aint No Country Song.

  132. I want to know all these people. But I need to know how to work mitochondrial DNA into my pillow talk.
    -SK

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  133. I scrolled up from the bottom, so was kind of reading this post backwards. I thought they were all random thoughts from just *your* brain, Jenny. And was slightly surprised to find they weren’t.

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  134. As the author of “This is Not A Hooker/ Pimp Transaction”, I should let you know that I ripped that title straight outta Portlandia. And now I feel all plagerizey . Like you people think I’m clever or something but I’m not. I have good taste. This much is true.

    Honest to God, I thought “If I comment on The Bloggess, people will read this and think that I’m a bag of delight.” But I didn’t think that I’d get called out on my inability to think creatively for myself. Damn.

    Honest Libby is honest.

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  135. Lol – these are all fantastic… “So long and thanks for all the cheese” is my second-favourite quote of all time. (My favourite DA quote is “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” )

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  136. I recognize some of these titles as belonging to bloggers I like! Others belong to dorks whose posts I print out and use for poorly trained rescue dog crate training lining.

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    the muskrat recently posted increase the peace.

  137. I don’t see why you haven’t heard of “Bafflvating.” It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

    Also, thanks for listing a couple of my titles. I feel really special 🙂

    Except now I have a crippling anxiety that the rest of my blog titles will never live up to the ones you mentioned.

    But I still feel special.

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  138. new to the area and so thankful to find you all and your titles…it feels like the island of misfits but with issues… i so belong here

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  139. I don’t know why, but “I’m never buying panties again” is my favorite. Followed by, “Why does my food keep talking to me?” The food one mainly because I’ve been known to have public conversations with food and it’s weird…

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  140. Also…comment luv doesn’t work for me on your blog. I think it’s because I blogged about tampon shoes and Oprah Winfrey and Oprah Winfrey sent her minions out to block me from comment luv.

    Oh shit….look at that. It works if I use the blogspot address but not if I use the domain. That’s madness. Why the hell did I buy the domain name in the first place?

    I’m sorry, Oprah.

    I’m probably in so much more trouble with her now.

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    Jessica recently posted Wearing tampons as shoes will not win you Oprahs love Not even close.

  141. Making this list kind of made my day. Or my life, perhaps. I am honored.

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  142. Well now I feel like I need to be more creative! You’ve got some funny readers! 🙂

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  143. I was so sad not to make the list with my second most recent post. I thought for sure it was an awesome title. I will try harder from now on.
    BTW, Daria reference, FTW!!!

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  144. freaking awesome.

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  145. what.. theheck. i even blogged JUST so i could comment. and then it didn’t show up? that would happen to me. lol.

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  146. One of my blog titles is in that list and now I feel about 3% famous.

    Best. Day. Ever.

    Thank you!!

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  147. Note to self: Must think up better blog titles.

    Also, I anticipate that today will consist of some hard core procrastination as I just have to read ALL of those posts.

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  148. I have to say I watched the chicken dance of shame, gotta say it was worth it. So…..maybe today’s link Sheldon Does the Salsa doesn’t snag you up, how about the Chore Wheel of Death, or Confessions of an Ex Paperboy. Curious, you should be.

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  149. So I’m sipping my koffie here in Nederland, checking out one of my absolute favorites sites. (No, really. I’m not pandering. Seriously, I turned a friend on to The Bloggess just last week at my daughter’s basketball game.) I wonder what that crazy gal will come up with next? Suddenly, I’m hyperventilating because the title of a recent post of MINE is listed on THE BLOGGESS’s site. I got so excited that I almost started running around saying ‘OMG, OMG’. But then I got a grip. So I’m sitting here typing this trying to act all cool, calm and collected but inside I am screaming ‘OMG, OMG, she typed my title, thank you thank you thank you, THE BLOGGESS actually typed the title of a post of mine!’ (Apologies for the stalker-esque quality, it’s unintentional. You’ll just have to take my word for it.) Okay, now I’m going to go do a little happy dance in front of my dog.

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  150. Price. Less. That is all…

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  151. Dang, this makes me want to title my blogs with much stranger names.

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  152. I love reading the blog links on your comments as well. I’ve been introduced to amazingly funny bloggers by weird, random titles that make me go, “What the hell is that all about?” Now I must do a better job of creating wild blog titles that will shock people into visiting my blog. Of course, once they get there, and realize that it has nothing to do with what I wrote whatsoever, they will likely be angry and may come and stab me.

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  153. I just re-read the ones you were talking about above and noticed that one of mine was up there. And what is even more weird is that on the day you talked about good post titles I go off and name my post a decent name for my post yesterday.

    I have never actually put much thought into the naming of blog posts, but I will now.

    Thanks for enlightening me on this subject.

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    Justin recently posted My Balls- A Follow Up Story.

  154. In my defense, I really tried to make Mario Lopez ugly.

    FAIL.

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  155. My blog titles…all FAIL. I shall endeavor to do better. Thanks for the laughs & great linkage.

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  156. I love this feature on your blog…it’s introduced me to so many interesting writers. So yeah you Ms. Bloggess!

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    Jenn recently posted Drunk People Are Fun.

  157. Now I know why I had so many google hits on my title (the one about the lady who texted her way into a mall fountain). Thanks for including mine. It’s the first time in 3.5 years of blogging where I actually thought of a decent title. It’ll be another 3.5 years before I think of another.

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  158. Really awesome blog post.

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  159. You are a national treasure.

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  160. […] I fucking love you people […]

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    Bat Cave Twidget

    I’m still trying to figure out how to make the title of my blog posts appear. We’ll see if it works this time but nobody likes my password. Not here, not at work, not at home or on the phone. Touche Dr. Seuss.

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  162. In case you’re not familiar with it, the “Excuse Me – You’re Standing on My Neck” is a Daria reference (that cartoon that was on MTV in the 90s, which spawned a huge fan-following, myself included – yay for all eps finally coming out on DVD! ^_^). The line is in the theme song.

    “la la la la la
    This is my stuff
    Got to get off
    I might go pop
    Excuse me, Excuse me

    I’ve got to be direct
    la la la
    If I’m off, please correct
    la la la

    You’re standing on my neck”

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  163. OMG. I need to come up with better blog titles if I’m gonna hang out here. Oh-so-funny. 😀

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