Actual comment I just got:
“Your site looks very interesting to me. I found it doing a search for butt hairy woman.”
For the love of God, let that be spam.
And now, this week’s Shit-I-did-when-I-wasn’t-here:
What you missed on Ill-Advised:
What you missed on Good Mom/Bad Mom on the Houston Chronicle:
What you missed on my sex column (which is satirical and vaguely safe for work if your boss isn’t a complete douche-canoe):
What you missed in my shop (tentatively named “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- Stickers. To celebrate.
What you missed on the internets:
- Morgan Freeman has issues, y’all.
- Me at Listen To Your Mother. And, yes, I realize that I sound like a cartoon character. That’s how I get away with threatening to stab people so often.
This week on Shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome: