I’ve been a bit MIA this week, but today I logged onto the computer to find that my klout score is quite strong, and that I’ve become very influential…in the field of Satan. Frankly, I didn’t even know that was an option. It’s like finding out that I’m an accidental prodigy, and also that I’ve somehow lost my soul along the way. I’m like the social media version of Faust.
PS. A friend just pointed out that if you google “douche canoe”, my picture shows up in the image gallery 20 times.
This is almost exactly what I expected fame would feel like.