Just got back from Utah. More on that later, but right now I just want to say that my blog and email have been ill for the last 24 hours, but I’m moving to a bigger server so it should be fixed. Also, I am severely jet-lagged so I have nothing funny to say. Except that I just looked up “jet lag” on Wikipedia and it said that scientists have helped hamsters recover from jet-lag by giving them viagra. Which means that at one point there were a bunch of people flying hamsters with tiny erections to exotic locations in the name of science. Which I think is just proof that scientists are high all the time.
Also, I’m pretty sure cancer still exists, right? Meanwhile, people are bringing drugged, involuntarily-aroused hamsters on planes, and I’m not even allowed to bring my diet coke through security. This is exactly the kind of thing I’d take a stand against if it wasn’t for the fact that I don’t even know what the hell I’d write on that picket sign.
PS. The study also notes that the hamster study “is considered an off-label use by the drug’s manufacturer“. Which seems like a lost opportunity, because who doesn’t want to use erection meds to cure your hamsters of jet-lag? Apparently the people who make viagra don’t. Because they hate your hamster.
PPS. I can afford the upgrade so no worries, but if you want to help me pay for the bigger server you can buy something at my horrifically inappropriate store. Or you could send me a briefcase of unmarked bills. Or get me a grant for hamster-erection studies. Apparently there’s a lot of money in that.