Sorry I’ve been MIA, but I was stranded in Hawaii when my vagina tried to kill me. It’s a long story and I’m on way too many painkillers to make any sense, so instead I’m posting a (completely undoctored, swear to God) photo I took right before my left ovary punched me in the face (metaphorically).
MY INSTAGRAMLondon train stationLeaving London. Next stop, France. Very worried about not being able to speak the language. Victor says it’ll be fine since he knows Spanish. I’m pretty sure that’s not the same thing.Just left a signed copy of YOU ARE HERE outside the Church of All Souls at Langham Place in London for the first person to stumble across it.