Barbara Walters came out with her list of the ten most fascinating people of 2011 and I feel really bad for her because I assume that she wrote that list as a joke and then accidentally published it. I don’t like to criticize, but if your list of the ten most fascinating people includes three Kardashians then you’re doing it wrong.
(The full list: Simon Cowell, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, Derek Jeter, Donald Trump, Katy Perry, Pippa Middleton and a shitload of Kardashians.)
I do adore two people on that list but even they can’t save this from being THE WORST DINNER PARTY EVER. And that’s why I’ve decided to make my own list of the most fascinating people in 2011, or as I like to call it “Who I’d Invite to the Most Interesting Dinner Party Ever (but then probably hide from in the bathroom because of my anxiety disorder.)”
You’re invited. Just take a look at who I’m starting the guest list out with and add anyone you’d like to bring to the party in the comment section. Let’s get started:
Queen Elizabeth (but only if she’s drunk)
My little sister (but only if she isn’t drunk)
Wil Wheaton with a half-pony/half-monkey that he made himself
The girl from Doodling in Math Class
Victor (because he’s going to be pissed if I have a party at our house and don’t invite him)
Okay, your turn. What fascinating person would you bring to the party?