I made you this. (Mainly because I need to raise some money for something ridiculous, stupid and awesome.) It’s the perfect refrigerator magnet (as you might remember from my book). It works in a multitude of ways: Scares off people stealing from your fridge. Threatens your spouse during an argument when you aren’t speaking to them. Helps you stay on your diet.
In unrelated news, it’s time for the weekly wrap up.
What you missed on Ill-Advised:
What you missed in my shop (tentatively called “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
What you missed on the internets:
- I’m going one last book tour in a few weeks. More info coming soon…
- Real Simple recommended my book
- Harold (the disreputable unicorn)
- Kick-ass stuff I pinned.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome: