Fitting, in so many ways

If you’ve read my book you already know that I have a penchant for hiding in bathrooms because my anxiety disorder forces me in there during parties and any other occasion where there are more than three people in the room.

And that’s what makes this photo particularly fitting:

That’s my book cover in the ladies bathroom of Vromans Bookstore in California (taken by my friend Carol)

Awesome.

************

In unrelated news, it’s time for the weekly wrap up.

What you missed on my satirical sex column:

What you missed in my shop (tentatively called “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):

What you missed on the internets:

This week’s wrap-up sponsored by Aurora Apparel, which has the most awesome shirts ever.  My personally favorite: Bill Fucking Murray.  You need to check them out.

115 replies. read them below or add one

  1. Thank God you’re not next to Fifty Shades of Grey.

    Like

  2. Anxiety and humor… They go hand in hand…

    Like

    Aging Gal recently posted The Care and Handling of Roses with Thorns.

  3. That’s how you can tell they read it ;)

    Like

    Erin recently posted Announcing....

  4. Definitely awesome. You have truly arrived!

    ~EdT.

    Like

    EdT. recently posted Chick-Fil-A vs. Marriage Equality: Could BOTH be Right?.

  5. There’s no one I’d rather look at on the toilet. And I mean that in a completely non-prison movie way.

    Like

    claris recently posted drive vlog: fatigue, parking, sephora and paleo..

  6. Lovely! I need to read this book.

    Like

    Ashley Pariseau recently posted Can men and women be just friends?.

  7. That’s just great!! Hysterical!

    Like

    Borg Blog recently posted Ill-Fitting Sheets.

  8. I always find I do my best reading in the bathroom

    Like

    Kari recently posted Farting shoes, biting carabiners & other lesser-known hazards of rock climbing.

  9. I would totally hide in there with you ;0)

    Like

    @MrsSGMKenyon recently posted Senate Hearing on Medical Necessity of ABA.

  10. Just lets hope you don’t find one in the cubicle LoL

    Like

    Tom Stronach recently posted Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers....

  11. With the full context, that *is* pretty awesome.

    Like

    KimikoMuffin recently posted 2012/07/27: Looking for gamebook/CYOA stuff.

  12. Haven’t seen them yet in mens room…

    Like

    Robert K. Blechman recently posted Robert Barry Francos gives "Thumbs Up!" to Executive Severance!.

  13. I am whoring myself out to you. Well, you and anyone else that will pay. Well, if you’ll even pay. I don’t know, because why would you pay for me when you have Victor.

    Like

    Birdman recently posted The Time I Tried To Make Money As A Day Trader.

  14. I can’t wait ’til you come to The Devil’s Perineum. Also known as Arizona.

    Like

    Banana Stickers recently posted SPIDER SEX! Alternate title: Fun With Windows Paint!.

  15. Awesome!! Do they provide reading material for the stalls?

    Like

    MA recently posted Purple Giraffe Logic.

  16. Hamlet is watching you……. wherever you are!

    Like

    Lori recently posted Little Barefoot Girl.

  17. It is totally like the bookstore knows you. I would definitely make sure to schedule a stop there on your next book tour! ;)

    Like

    thedoseofreality recently posted Nora Ephron Made Me Think.

  18. Your book is my latest “bathroom book.” I knew you’d find that fitting. It’s where I do most of my reading anyway.

    Like

  19. I think we all know being a advertised in the bathroom is the epitome of having “made” it….
    I mean, think of all the people checking out your ad everyday….
    But in all seriousness….how can they put you on a wall with that filthy Christian Gray guy…total perv.
    I mean, he’s hanging out in the women’s bathroom…how does anyone not see the yucky factor here?

    Like

    Martha recently posted Turquoise style for a sunny day!.

  20. Now when we start seeing pics of your book in the actual stall, I think it is time to be concerned. Although seeing the words “Let’s pretend this never happened” scrawled in black permanent marker inside of the stall would not surprise me too much.. :)

    Like

    John recently posted Death by Prosthetic, Pinatas and Cruises....

  21. That’s quite an honor! Potty pictures are way more impressive than some silly plaque.

    Like

    Jell Jell @ I'll Sleep When They're Grown recently posted Update: EB is growing up. And is possibly a genius..

  22. Someone in charge of decorating knows you TOO well! I love it!!!

    Like

    Queen of All Things Good recently posted I Can Buy WHAT At The Liquor Store?!.

  23. Now THAT is success! Congratulations!

    Like

  24. Maybe the owner is a huge fan and purposely put it there in tribute.

    Like

    Karen Sanders recently posted The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly: Pregnancy.

  25. YAY! Can I get a big poster like that of your book cover to hang in my own bathroom? I’d seriously buy one!

    Like

    Keaven Neely recently posted What would you do with your last day on earth?.

  26. Did you sign the book cover?

    Like

    Laura @ Unlikely Explanations recently posted Fifty Shades of Greg.

  27. Oh boy. You and 50 shades. It’s getting all freaky up in that bathroom, huh?

    Like

    Misty recently posted Weekly Whacked: Heat Wave.

  28. I’d be all over management of that bookstore. “Could I please have your bathroom decor when you’re done with it?” (Ooooh, and it was a sentence that allowed me to show proper usage of your/you’re.)

    Like

    Kara recently posted The Olympics, The Queen and James Bond.

  29. Bathrooms have always been my go to hiding spot. Oh the sweet privacy of the bathroom stall.

    Like

    Allkyn recently posted Foodie Friday: Bacon Corn Hash.

  30. How many times is someone in the bathroom and thinking, “let’s pretent this never happened?” Now they know it’s ok to think that. You are helping society in so. many. ways.

    Like

    Shawn Walter recently posted It has happened.

  31. Having just finished the book about 20 minutes ago… and tempted to read it again right away to catch anything I might have missed… this makes me super happy.

    Like

  32. I’m new to this land of anxiety, but me and bathrooms are becoming friendly, in a way that doesn’t involve waste elimination. Also- I would totally hang that poster in my bathroom too!

    Like

    Beckie W. recently posted Level 4.

  33. You know you’ve made it when your taxidermied mouse dressed like Hamlet is on the cover of your book, then blown up into a poster and framed to be hung in a bathroom of a bookstore.

    Jenny, you have arrived.

    Like

    Danny Zawacki recently posted Camp Excite 2012.

  34. Bathroom art is my favorite kind of art.

    Like

    Chooplah recently posted 10 Things To Know About Huge Boobs.

  35. That video by your friend Brittany is awesome….very powerful. Loved it

    Like

    Karen recently posted Cancer...you can kiss my ass! Fuck off!.

  36. I really like you.

    Like

    Mom Off Meth recently posted Babysitters.

  37. That made me sound like a stalker. But you get it.

    Like

    Mom Off Meth recently posted Babysitters.

  38. Eau. Em. Gee. The picts of Haley with Hunter S Thomcat are wonderful!

    Like

    Kelly at Cibatarian recently posted Olive Garden.

  39. No one tells you this, but sometimes, you can find treasure in the bathroom.

    Like

    Rhana @ Dumb {Squared} recently posted I'd take credit for JavaScript if I could.

  40. Hahahah very cool!

    Like

    Mayor Gia recently posted I Don't Do Well in the Heat..

  41. Whoa…those books…my 3-yr old was screechingly obsessed with the cover of that “Feelings and how to Destroy Them” one. Would NOT let me scroll down. So weird. “Don’t let it consume you” was such a vivid progression…it felt too real :( And just WOW in re: your friend Brittany’s video…

    Always love your round-up…always great stuff!

    Like

    XLMIC recently posted Two and a Quarter.

  42. Utterly fitting…and seriously funny that one of the other posters is 50 Shades. Snort: apparently it’s an exciting bathroom.

    Like

    Jess recently posted UPDATED: Um, That's MRS. Titts, Actually..

  43. 43
    E M Foster

    Your book posted in the bathroom. That. Is. Awesome. As the first poster pointed out, at least you weren’t next to Fifty Shades of Grey. :-D

    Like

  44. 44
    Lynne Thomas

    As someone who had a full-blown panic attack at work this morning, I can fully appreciate the bathroom stall as a hiding place.

    Like

  45. It’s nice to know people are paying attention.

    In related news, I kinda loved the Brittany McDonald song there at the end. Very well done.

    In tangentially related news, I need to start making YouTube videos.

    Like

    Danielle St. John recently posted On Passive-Aggressive Knuckleheads, Or Grow Up, People!.

  46. Ok, I just sent you an email. Then read that your email is like limbo… hehehe Please go see if you can find it, it is time sensitive and might even have a giggle or two in it. I was going to post it here, but it is just a tad personal.

    Like

  47. I enjoyed reading “Let’s Talk About Race, Baby”, and it totally made me realize that if you haven’t seen Broadway’s Avenue Q then you have to because it’s right up your alley. Not only is the entire show amazing, but there’s a song called “Everyone’s A Little Bit Racist”, and it helps put things into perspective with a humorous twist :)

    Like

  48. It has never occurred to me to ask “How are the restrooms in book stores decorated?” Now, I know.

    Like

    Morgan Eckstein recently posted Book Review Mathers Last Secret.

  49. Apparently Vromans Bookstore has a sense of humor and actually knows you. Nice.

    Like

    Sue recently posted Digital time and the loss of the inexact.

  50. I read your book while hiding in the bathroom for some period of time. Mostly it was to escape work, but you’re welcome all the same.

    Like

    Melissa recently posted You do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?.

  51. You know what would totally complete this whole bathroom motif – a stuffed, dead thing holding the toilet paper. I’m calling the bookstore. You’re welcome.

    Like

    Denise Malloy recently posted Exaggeration – It’s All in the Family.

  52. Nice. You and Fifty Shades of Grey, keeping bathrooms clean and pure since 2012.

    Like

  53. That rocks. It really does.

    And omg, your friend has an incredible song/video. I am kind of sitting here ready to bawl from it. Awesome. Not abdomen, which is what autocorrect wanted to say. Awesome.

    Like

    Andrea recently posted It's okay to be sad..

  54. I really want to know what is involved with breeding combat hamsters! That may be the only reason to get that book, for me.

    Like

  55. shit now i may have to buy the book…again

    Like

    Lori recently posted The Whole Chicken Gay thing..

  56. That would be a great place to watch the Olympics with HTS.

    If he got board, he could play paperball hockey on the floor.

    If you got board, you could vandalize your poster.

    And the authorities could do NOTHING because it’s YOUR FRIGGIN POSTER!

    Like

    HogsAteMySister recently posted We Report on the Olympics Opening Ceremony Without Actually Having Seen It.

  57. I admit I was unsettled by all the animal skinning and animal death, but that’s because I’m a bleeding heart pussy.

    Wait, not that my … oh, nevermind.

    Can’t wait for book 2.

    I also really think that Victor and my husband need a sit down together.

    Like

    Stephanie C | Seriously? Really?? Seriously? recently posted Whoever said "change is good" clearly doesn't have an anxiety disorder....

  58. Also?

    Fork.

    But not really. Shhhh.

    Like

    Stephanie C | Seriously? Really?? Seriously? recently posted Whoever said "change is good" clearly doesn't have an anxiety disorder....

  59. The bathroom is where I read so that makes perfect sense.

    Like

    danielle recently posted Fabulous Friday..

  60. Earlier today I was thinking about reading your book a second time. I was having writer’s block and thought it might inspire me. Plus it’s just really good.

    Like

    Stacey recently posted My Brief Career As a Pole Dancer.

  61. I am so loving this roundup…love the blog!

    Like

  62. See, this would make me flush with excitement!

    Like

    Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom recently posted The Most Interesting Blogger In the Room!.

  63. Hi Jenny!
    I listened to your book on cd while I was driving aound town and you did a terrific job! Not only did I love the content of the book, but you injected just the right amount of humor and sensitivity into your voice to make it seem like we were in the same room together, like friends, and you were sharing your stories with me.
    Thanks so much…I totally enjoyed it!!

    Like

  64. A rough sex book, a book about a happily eccentric family, and then there are two other book covers there for things you didn’t write. Nice!

    Like

    Vanessa recently posted And now my family can't show their faces in town....

  65. Love it! Love it!

    Like

    Eri recently posted Surprises 'round every bend.

  66. That is awesome and comforting in a f***ed up kind of way. I needed that yesterday when I got hooked up to an ekg because apparently my asthma did not exist s oI must be having panic attacks. I am still undiagnosed but stuffed full of cortisone and told to speak with my dr in two weeks. Panic attacks? Maybe? I don’t freaking know. But I got that look from the doctor, and wanted to run into the bathroom to hide. Its a nice bathroom actually. No couches or anything, simole, but cool and calm.

    Like

    opinion8dhermit recently posted the funny farm aka looney bin.

  67. 68
    tara pratt

    My best friend has anxiety disorder, and I must say that having spent lots of time hiding in many bathrooms, has given the ability to accurately judge the meaningful quality of a restaurant, bar, mall, theatre. When people look at us as if we are odd, I have the choice of disagreeing and explaining, or going with it. Going with it is lots more fun!

    Like

  68. 69
    tara pratt

    Gaga is obviously a big fan! Next thing you know, she’ll be sporting around a weasel and an alligator like prize hogs at a state fair.

    Like

  69. 70
    Darian Kathryne

    OMG! I saw that poster and I took like 5 pictures of it to get the fladh off, not blurry, and i don’t remember why else. I’m pretty sure I tweeted it at you, but maybe that failed and I only got it on fb. But I totally was at Vroomans and saw that two or three weeks ago.

    loooove.

    Like

  70. It IS too bad they deemed to place your paragon of a snarky memoir within such close proximity to Fifty Shades of Crappiness… sigh…

    What is the world coming to? O.o

    Like

  71. I so want one of the posters of your book!! Your book made me laugh out loud so many times. I love the way you write!!

    Like

  72. Hi,

    I’m reading your book right now, and I think I have found the next perfect birthday or Christmas gift for your father. It was posted on Regretsy today (I’m not taking credit for finding this shit on my own, lol)… a squirrel beer bottle cozy. http://www.regretsy.com/2012/07/28/weekend-flashback-a-long-cold-one/ Someone kindly pointed out that it could be infinitely grosser if it was used to decorate a ketchup bottle, and I thought immediately of your father. HOW FUCKING WEIRD IS THAT? Anyway, if you don’t buy it for him, you should email me his address, and I will buy it for him with a note that says, “THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, DAD.”

    Like

  73. Alongside 50 Shades of Porn! YUSSS!

    Like

    Zombiegyrl recently posted Chicken and ROCK GUITAR LEGENDS.

  74. i suppose that’s a good place to advertise.

    Like

    DragonDon recently posted Subways in Korea.

  75. Thank you for posting the link to Let’s Talk About Race. I live in Kansas and I have got the impression from some of my friendly neighbors that racism simply means that you like slavery and the KKK and nothing beyond that. Any talk about everyday, institutionalized racism and the subtle things that make a person feel disenfranchised is angrily dismissed as personal-freedom-threatening, PC hogwash. Anyway, the article addresses this with eloquence and grace.

    Please note that I am not trying to stereotype my fellow Kansans as being ignorant bumpkins. Wouldn’t that be hypocritical of me! Most of us are normal people just like everyone else in the world. Only we don’t believe in evolution which makes God like us better.

    As far as having your book cover used as decoration in a public restroom: surreal. Personally, I prefer the “under the sea” motif that was big in the nineties. However, I think you might be able to capitalize on this by making your own line of bathroom decor. Printed towels, shower caps, tooth brush holders, etc.

    Wow this comment is embarrassingly long…

    Like

    Sarah recently posted Last Saturday’s Booty.

  76. I like to think that whoever is in charge of where to put the ads happened to be a total Lawsbian, and in their board meeting thingy (those people have those right?) just suddenly slammed their fist onto the table and announced “We HAVE to put Jenny Lawson’s book cover in the bathroom. Or else.”

    Like

    Klementine recently posted This was going to be about music, but I went off topic. Sorry..

  77. Hey there, I occasionally stop by your blog, but after I watched some TV last night I had to comment. There is a show on Discovery channel called Oddities, about a weird antique show in NYC, and last night there was an episode on about a taxidermy contest. If you haven’t already seen it I’ll let you google it and see the magic yourself without giving away anything!

    Like

  78. Hoorya!!!! What an honor to be on a bathroom wall! Maybe, if you’re lucky, you’ll start finding yourself in the actual stalls.

    Wait… that honor sounds rather dubious. Never mind (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

    Like

    L-Diggitty recently posted road trip to new orleans, july edition.

  79. I don’t ever comment on posts here even though I read your blog regularly. However, I was on tumblr today and saw a Picasso painting of a lady with a cat on her head and thought, “OMG The Bloggess has to know about this!” So, you should Google ‘Portrait of Suzanna Bloch’. I’m done rambling now.

    Like

  80. HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY WILL WHEATON!!!!! Sending you a virtual ball of twine :-)

    Like

  81. I would be so thrilled to be on a bathroom wall! Especially, a classy bathroom…that’s just a bonus!

    Like

    Crack You Whip recently posted The Universe and Me.

  82. Hey Jennie,
    Long time lurker first time commenter here. You inspired me to give my blog a facelift, among other things. Anyone who digs being featured on a bathroom wall is all right by me. I mean, I’ve been featured on bathroom walls, but it was just raunchy comments, not a published book. Oh well, I’ll take what I can get.
    – Marcheline

    Like

    Marcheline recently posted Here we go again....

  83. I totally fucked up spelling your name, didn’t I? Sorry.

    Like

    Marcheline recently posted Here we go again....

  84. Oh, GREAT. Now I have to add ‘being advertised on a bathroom wall’ to my list of goals for my writing. You just keep raising that bar unattainably high, Jenny. Thanks a lot.
    :)

    Like

    Kristen Mae recently posted I Choose NOT to Believe the Mayans, a.k.a. HOPE 2012: A Blog Relay.

  85. I LOVE that your poster is in the ladies’ room. All these gals will be sitting there, all intrigued, like “Who is this Jenny Lawson” and then as soon as their hands are dry they’ll all be running out to grab your book off the shelf. It’s the perfect place for promotional posters, ’cause what are they going to do, not look?

    You rock, Jenny!

    Michelle

    Like

  86. LOVE the pic in the bathroom. Now, to be fair. Probably I would be more likely to look at it there than if it was in the store. :)

    Like

    Busy Mom of Twins recently posted Chocolate Chip Zucchini Bread.

  87. 88
    Mrs.Goodnight

    Weird. I have the same posters in my bathroom.

    Like

  88. What a great way to promote bathroom reading. Of course, I’m usually on my iPhone in the bathroom…I used to read in there but since I am now INTERRUPTED ALL THE TIME BY A FIVE-YEAR OLD ASKING ME FOR FUCKING YOGURT OR SOME SHIT, I just take the phone. But I do still think having books and/or magazines in the bathroom is a must, if for no other reason than living with people who ALWAYS FORGET TO REFILL THE GODDAMN EMPTY TISSUE ROLL, which I only discover AFTER IT IS TOO LATE. But I will never be using your book in this manner, trust me. Well, maybe just the cover, but that’s kind of hard, don’t you think, kind of like 12-ply, which is just WAAAAY too much on the tender cheeks? I’ll just use the Us Weekly – using crap to wipe crap seems very fitting.

    Like

    Leila recently posted Olympic Opening Ceremony.

  89. Love it! Since I imagine a lot of your fan base resides in public bathrooms (either to hide, use, or heck why not both?) advertising there is wise. Very wise.

    Like

    Nicky recently posted In Memorium.

  90. Thanks for that video link. It really made my day. Last few weeks have been real sucky with bad shit storms of drama.

    Like

  91. Hailey is beautiful, just like her mommy :D

    Like

  92. “Bill F#@cking Murray” is a long running theme over at thechive.com and they’ve been selling almost that exact same t-shirt design you linked to at Aurora Apparel to huge demand for a while now. I don’t know how long Aurora’s had it in their collection but it looks like they stole it to me.

    Like

  93. That poster in the bathroom is AWESOME!

    Like

    Cheryl D. recently posted Beyond Icky!.

  94. And next to 50 Shades of Grey nonetheless. LOL. :-)

    Thank you so much for pointing to chookooloonks’s post. I “stalked” their Twitter conversation and am very excited that she wrote about the topic on her blog.

    Like

    Absence of Alternatives recently posted Why We Blog.

  95. That’s how you know you’ve truly made it.

    When you find a little piece of yourself on the ladies’ bathroom wall and it’s not because of the beating you just got from the chick who found you hiding in a stall and obviously takes self-defense classes.

    Like

    moooooog35 recently posted 2012: A Tattoo Odyssey.

  96. hmmmm and we see 50 Shades of Grey closest to the toilet. Or terlet… if you will. Kinky or just plain fitting?

    Like

    Brooke recently posted Bobbi Brown BRONZER / BLUSH DUO Swatches and Review – Desert Twilight Collection Fall 2012.

  97. That’s hilarious! Love the photo of your book in the restroom. Lifelong dream!

    -Tara
    http://madmaxandfamily.blogspot.com
    http://blog.chron.com/madabouttown/

    Like

    Tara of Mad Max and Family recently posted Mad for Monday (Max's Weekend Update): Back-to-School Blues.

  98. I adore the fact that you have a kids’ apron with the f* bomb! Brilliance!

    Like

    Brandy recently posted Something to Sip On.

  99. OMG – thank goodness you included the baby seal in the list of 10 things that are wrong with the world because I was definitely in need of something cute by that point of the list.

    Seriously – how many “straight” dudes are there on Craig’s List looking for a jack-off partner?

    Like

  100. I KNEW I recognized that bathroom!! Love Vroman’s (even used to work there) and I’ve hidden in that bathroom on more than one occasion.

    Like

    Laura Jane recently posted Book Review: The Book of Lost Things.

  101. You know you’ve made it when you’re part of the artwork in the john. Congrats.

    Like

  102. Hailey is so beautiful! Those pictures are wonderful!

    Like

    GurlNxtDoor recently posted My Shit-hole Apartment (Part 4).

  103. Weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List? Eh, that’s nice and all. But a copy of your book cover in a bathroom? Holy hell, you’ve totally made it!!! :-)

    Like

    Jen @ Bible Belt to Boulder recently posted Heroes, Hope and Humanity in Aurora.

  104. 105
    amgoodnight

    Um, so I didn’t think I was naive, but I was reading your sex column & well, I had no idea what a JO was, so I clicked on the link . . . at work. I was pretty confused for a bit, at least until I saw the first pic of a naked dude. Jesus Christ! Now my coworkers think I’m a giant perv. Thanks, Jenny. Thanks a bunch. If I get shit-canned, I’m totally stalking you at the Seattle book signings until you agree to let me be your west-coast assistant. For real.

    P.S. Virgin Boy Eggs? What the fuck, China? This is why I’m never coming to see you, you sick fuck!

    Like

  105. That is awesomesauce. You are TOTALLY legit now. Even us anxiety-riddled bathroom dwellers know who you are now…

    Like

    Melissa B recently posted Personal Space.

  106. A counselor once asked me if I was ever embarrassed that people might think I have some sort of stress incontinence when I run to a bathroom w/ anxiety.

    I told him I didn’t care, that’s the only place to hide. ha.

    Like

    brittany recently posted Recommended Reads Before We Leave July!.

  107. I have hid in the bathroom… I brought my coffee and muffin along. I knew I would be in there for a while.

    Like

  108. Is it weird that my kids would LOVE that gumball machine?!?

    Hugs!

    Valerie

    Like

    Valerie recently posted I wanna be so scared that I shit myself... on TV.

  109. You can buy the Juanita apron in a child’s size. The perfect gift for the nieces and nephews … an apron that says “The motherf*ing soufflé is ruined!” LOL!!! My sister will love it!

    Like

  110. Hailey looks so much like you in those pics of her in the wedding dress. :)

    Like

  111. Very funny article! You are quite entertaining. Those pictures look great!

    Like

  112. 113
    Former Tech

    I’m going to have to buy your book because we are totally kindred spirits! I spent my entire freshman year of high school hiding out in the bathroom during lunch.

    Like

  113. Great shares! You know you’ve made it when people see your book cover after they pee!

    Like

    The Hook recently posted The Hook Dodges A Bullet – Barely!.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s