Okay. I totally get that women’s halloween costumes are all slightly skanky compared to men’s costumes and I don’t begrudge your personal choices in costumes, but I think we have officially crossed the line.
Body bag costumes…men vs. women:
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Victor suggested that if I want to leave the planet I should dress as an astronaut. These are the costumes that popped up for me.
They also recommended a costume for when I arrive on the moon. It’s called “Lust in Space.” What in the actual fuck, you guys.