Comments on: And now I want ribs. http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/ Tue, 21 May 2013 14:36:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Nat http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-228175 Nat Thu, 08 Nov 2012 12:28:20 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-228175 Jenny! So I just finished your book and recommended it to everyone I know. The critics are right it is one of the best books of the year. I read alot in waiting rooms and I had to stop reading your book a few times in public because I was about to uncontrollably laugh out loud! Love your wit :D One thing: Your new tour t-shirt is a little "americans think they own the world" type. Check out the true definition of North America (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_America) 23 sovereign states, not just the USA. Although I have to say, I wish you were coming to Canada. Jenny!

So I just finished your book and recommended it to everyone I know. The critics are right it is one of the best books of the year. I read alot in waiting rooms and I had to stop reading your book a few times in public because I was about to uncontrollably laugh out loud! Love your wit :D

One thing: Your new tour t-shirt is a little “americans think they own the world” type. Check out the true definition of North America (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_America) 23 sovereign states, not just the USA.
Although I have to say, I wish you were coming to Canada.

]]> By: Melissa http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-228055 Melissa Wed, 07 Nov 2012 19:34:18 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-228055 Don't ruin my childhood hero with all of your thinking. ...at least she'd still have her beautiful red hair. No cheesy bacon can take that away from her. Don’t ruin my childhood hero with all of your thinking.
…at least she’d still have her beautiful red hair. No cheesy bacon can take that away from her.
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]]> By: Travis Cotton http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227918 Travis Cotton Wed, 07 Nov 2012 13:42:09 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227918 I keep thinking she looks at Sebastian and thinks "Lobster Mac N Cheese". Or was he a crab. I can never tell. I keep thinking she looks at Sebastian and thinks “Lobster Mac N Cheese”. Or was he a crab. I can never tell.

]]> By: MerriCollins http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227807 MerriCollins Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:18:30 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227807 Whoa, typo city. Sorry and junk. Whoa, typo city. Sorry and junk.

]]> By: MerriCollins http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227805 MerriCollins Tue, 06 Nov 2012 20:16:57 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227805 I would totally get fat is I were the Little Mermaid.... I would me the fat chick who was the little mermaid. I would totally get fat is I were the Little Mermaid…. I would me the fat chick who was the little mermaid.

]]> By: DanC http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227690 DanC Tue, 06 Nov 2012 16:35:38 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227690 OhMiGOD I needed that laugh. Thanks, from the bottom of my very tired heart. OhMiGOD I needed that laugh. Thanks, from the bottom of my very tired heart.

]]> By: Shelley http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227688 Shelley Tue, 06 Nov 2012 16:26:19 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227688 Ladies, vote. Your sisters without the big bucks need Planned Parenthood. Ladies, vote. Your sisters without the big bucks need Planned Parenthood.
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]]> By: Ashley http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227686 Ashley Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:43:18 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227686 Have you ever considered how mermaids poop? I mean fish obviously have a butt but mermaids? And if she's eating kelp all the time, it's got to go somewhere. Makes you think. Have you ever considered how mermaids poop? I mean fish obviously have a butt but mermaids? And if she’s eating kelp all the time, it’s got to go somewhere.

Makes you think.
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]]> By: Karyn Gorman http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227683 Karyn Gorman Tue, 06 Nov 2012 14:58:01 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227683 I'm pretty sure bacon was the main reason she wanted to be human. It would be mine I’m pretty sure bacon was the main reason she wanted to be human. It would be mine

]]> By: Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227681 Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:38:37 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227681 Mmm...ribs....you're from Texas. Ever hear of Queen Bee BBQ? Sooo! Good! ;) Mmm…ribs….you’re from Texas. Ever hear of Queen Bee BBQ? Sooo! Good! ;)
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]]> By: Corey Feldman http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227680 Corey Feldman Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:25:15 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227680 Sound logic to me Sound logic to me
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]]> By: Kande http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227672 Kande Tue, 06 Nov 2012 11:39:53 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227672 But I should add, I don't actually spend a lot of time wondering how she ate. Probably because I am spending a lot more time wondering why no-one has an issue with a Prince in his mid-twenties marrying a sixteen year old. Thanks for that, Disney. Could have added in the caveat "please not that even though Ariel is 16 for this entire film, the wedding took place a good ten years down the road, as before they got married Prince Eric made sure Ariel not only reached legal age, but also completed her schooling before becoming a Lady of Leisure, as her mermaid tail may come and go but a solid educational foundation lasts forever". So weird that Disney hasn't contacted me to write movies for them. But I should add, I don’t actually spend a lot of time wondering how she ate. Probably because I am spending a lot more time wondering why no-one has an issue with a Prince in his mid-twenties marrying a sixteen year old. Thanks for that, Disney. Could have added in the caveat “please not that even though Ariel is 16 for this entire film, the wedding took place a good ten years down the road, as before they got married Prince Eric made sure Ariel not only reached legal age, but also completed her schooling before becoming a Lady of Leisure, as her mermaid tail may come and go but a solid educational foundation lasts forever”.

So weird that Disney hasn’t contacted me to write movies for them.

]]> By: Kande http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227671 Kande Tue, 06 Nov 2012 11:32:53 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227671 The Little Mermaid totally ate pigs and cows. Land-dwellers fish. Sea-dwellers oppo-fish. Don't ask me how they lure the animals to the shore, I am not a mermaid, but if I had to guess it would involve the Sirens. As aren't they kind of like mermaids/mermen but just more evil? Anyway, the Sirens lure the land animals then the merpeople eat them. And I bet they do eat fish and other seacreatures too, same way people eat other mammals. Just not ones that have learned to speak English. You don't put that much effort into training an animal, then eat it, that's just silly! The Little Mermaid totally ate pigs and cows. Land-dwellers fish. Sea-dwellers oppo-fish. Don’t ask me how they lure the animals to the shore, I am not a mermaid, but if I had to guess it would involve the Sirens. As aren’t they kind of like mermaids/mermen but just more evil? Anyway, the Sirens lure the land animals then the merpeople eat them. And I bet they do eat fish and other seacreatures too, same way people eat other mammals. Just not ones that have learned to speak English. You don’t put that much effort into training an animal, then eat it, that’s just silly!

]]> By: nicole http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227666 nicole Tue, 06 Nov 2012 04:11:22 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227666 OMG, I am laughing so fucking hard. If I had written this, I would be chastised for mocking the body of a Disney princess due to my former state of bulimia. You are fucking genius. Love. Furthermore, I'd love to be a mermaid. The perfect life and diet. :D OMG, I am laughing so fucking hard. If I had written this, I would be chastised for mocking the body of a Disney princess due to my former state of bulimia. You are fucking genius. Love. Furthermore, I’d love to be a mermaid. The perfect life and diet. :D
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]]> By: ChaosRu http://thebloggess.com/2012/11/and-now-i-want-ribs/#comment-227664 ChaosRu Tue, 06 Nov 2012 03:41:21 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16544#comment-227664 The Husky Mermaid. That would be a great name for a bar. The Husky Mermaid. That would be a great name for a bar.

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