Comments on: Three-way

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 23:41:49 +0000

Can God be in on a Devil’s threeway? Not interested, just wondering.

By: NATurally Inappropriate

NATurally Inappropriate — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 15:45:34 +0000

I just want to say that if we are going to hell, at least we are all going to be in good company. And hell is going to be HILARIOUS!
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By: Readinater

Readinater — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 06:19:40 +0000

In ninth grade I had a report on Joan of Arc. A biography I read on Joan made it very clear that she wanted to be a virgin when she died. It also made it clear that she was VERY religious. I was explaining this to a friend of mine and his response was “she wanted to have sex with God”. Which I found very funny.

By: Catrina_woman

Catrina_woman — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 06:08:58 +0000

Oh thank you. I thought my husband and I were the only ones who a) have conversations like this and b) are going to hell because we have conversations like this.

By: The Insurist

The Insurist — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 02:22:26 +0000

I can’t stop laughing. Thank God your audience isn’t uptight. Then again, they wouldn’t be your audience, now would they? Cheers!
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By: Diana E.

Diana E. — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 12:51:09 +0000

LOL

By: neers

neers — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 18:45:37 +0000

indian gods have orgies… three ways were a passe’ in ice age… for them!

p.s: i know my mythology well!
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By: andrew

andrew — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 14:31:57 +0000

I always thought a three-way was imaginary. Now I am confused.

Thanks a lot.

By: Alison

Alison — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 03:16:11 +0000

hilarious.

By: Val

Val — Sat, 24 Nov 2012 09:58:12 +0000

I’m going to have my hubby read your blog next time he looks at me cross-eyed. After being with me 23 years, he’ll realize he’s not alone being married to a crazy lady

FYI, my God laughs a lot and he thinks I come up with funny shit too. If you post something stupid (innuendo) on your church sign, you can bet I’m calling it out. God told you to post it so it would make me laugh right? See, my God is funny unlike some other people’s God’s.
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By: Shella

Shella — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 04:30:29 +0000

Not a Christian, but I’d totally go to a church that believed god’s cool with three-ways.
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By: Star Austin

Star Austin — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 19:59:11 +0000

Are you awares the you can become a bona fide legit reverend in less than 5 minutes without leaving the comfort of your own home? Universal Life Church. Google that shits. I did it like 10 years ago as a joke, because you can pick all kinds of funny official revendy-type titles, like Grand Wizard, but it actually ended up coming in handy later on… I’ve performed friends weddings and funerals which was soooo nerve wracking, thank you valium and champagne, but much nicer than hiring a complete stranger if they don’t attend a church. I cannot think of a better thing than being joined in holy matrimony by Reverend The Bloggess. Unless a unicorn was the ring bearer, like with the rings on its uni-horn. Best imaginary wedding ever.

By: Julia H. @ Live Young & Prosper

Julia H. @ Live Young & Prosper — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 14:41:25 +0000

Yup, definitely thought this was about threesomes.
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By: Rhana @ Dumb {Squared}

Rhana @ Dumb {Squared} — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 12:52:07 +0000

Fucking awesome. You do parenting something fierce.
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By: Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 05:38:19 +0000

Knowing God he probably would have told Victor that the technical term for a three way when a person is referring to anything besides a conference call is a menage a trois, obviously.
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