Comments on: Elves are assholes. http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/ Sat, 18 May 2013 12:35:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: frogstarrobot http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-237343 frogstarrobot Sat, 29 Dec 2012 02:56:54 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-237343 We don't have these things in Australia. He looks like a Johnnycab driver from "Total Recall." All dolls are creepy. My sister had this hideous giant child-bride doll which would sit there with her chubby little hands reaching for you, lips parted, showing her weird, square calf-teeth. She suffered nightly evictions from our shared bedroom. My sister would put her back when I fell asleep, still dusty and covered in cobwebs from where I had shoved her behind the bookshelf in the hallway. It looked as though she had spent the night stalking Vincent Price. We don’t have these things in Australia. He looks like a Johnnycab driver from “Total Recall.”

All dolls are creepy. My sister had this hideous giant child-bride doll which would sit there with her chubby little hands reaching for you, lips parted, showing her weird, square calf-teeth. She suffered nightly evictions from our shared bedroom. My sister would put her back when I fell asleep, still dusty and covered in cobwebs from where I had shoved her behind the bookshelf in the hallway. It looked as though she had spent the night stalking Vincent Price.

]]> By: Jo and the Novelist http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-234027 Jo and the Novelist Thu, 13 Dec 2012 11:37:31 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-234027 Elves are as creepy (if not creepier) than Clowns. I don't think Santa would be impressed with these sort of shenanigans. Elves are as creepy (if not creepier) than Clowns. I don’t think Santa would be impressed with these sort of shenanigans.
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]]> By: Jessica http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-233787 Jessica Wed, 12 Dec 2012 23:21:48 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-233787 That is awesome! My kiddos are too little for that yet thank goodness, it is creepy! I thought you might want to know that apparently your pic has been making the rounds without credit. I tell you, because I think you're awesome and hilarious =) https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=395420040533926&set=a.194651810610751.47057.194650670610865&type=1 well if you copy and paste it should hopefully work, apparently it's from occupybacon.net =( That is awesome! My kiddos are too little for that yet thank goodness, it is creepy! I thought you might want to know that apparently your pic has been making the rounds without credit. I tell you, because I think you’re awesome and hilarious =)
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=395420040533926&set=a.194651810610751.47057.194650670610865&type=1

well if you copy and paste it should hopefully work, apparently it’s from occupybacon.net =(

]]> By: Kim http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-233505 Kim Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:54:35 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-233505 Your elf totally WINS! I'm not sure what exactly your elf wins... but damnit, that elf WINS! Your elf totally WINS! I’m not sure what exactly your elf wins… but damnit, that elf WINS!
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]]> By: Melessa http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-233183 Melessa Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:18:07 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-233183 I laughed so hard at this my 15 year-old wandered over to see what was funny. And now she knows about your blog. So basically, the age at which I started exposing my kids to my real sense of humor is 15. I'm just going to leave that here as condemning evidence for later. I laughed so hard at this my 15 year-old wandered over to see what was funny. And now she knows about your blog. So basically, the age at which I started exposing my kids to my real sense of humor is 15. I’m just going to leave that here as condemning evidence for later.
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]]> By: Whorrified http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-233026 Whorrified Sun, 09 Dec 2012 20:24:40 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-233026 Elfs. Dwarves. Clowns. They're all creepy and I wouldn't turn my back on ANY ONE OF THE LITTLE MOFOs. Elfs. Dwarves. Clowns. They’re all creepy and I wouldn’t turn my back on ANY ONE OF THE LITTLE MOFOs.
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]]> By: enchanted seashells http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-233003 enchanted seashells Sun, 09 Dec 2012 16:36:27 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-233003 what an Elf-hole what an Elf-hole

]]> By: Leah http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-232975 Leah Sun, 09 Dec 2012 05:37:35 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-232975 OMG I hate that elf. It seriously scares the crap out of me! I wrote about it here: http://leahsthoughts.com/2010/12/12/the-elf-on-the-shelf-scares-me/. OMG I hate that elf. It seriously scares the crap out of me! I wrote about it here: http://leahsthoughts.com/2010/12/12/the-elf-on-the-shelf-scares-me/.
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]]> By: Dana @ This Silly Girl's Life http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-232965 Dana @ This Silly Girl's Life Sun, 09 Dec 2012 02:26:44 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-232965 That picture gives me the creeps. That picture gives me the creeps.
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]]> By: Kim @ The Family Practice http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-232940 Kim @ The Family Practice Sat, 08 Dec 2012 17:50:55 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-232940 Man that poor elf is really getting a bad rap this year! Man that poor elf is really getting a bad rap this year!
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]]> By: DarthMama http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-232862 DarthMama Fri, 07 Dec 2012 21:56:50 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-232862 The Elf on the Shelf thing totally needs to be redone with Lord of the Rings elves. Instead of making messes, the Elf could have epic battles every night. The Elf on the Shelf thing totally needs to be redone with Lord of the Rings elves. Instead of making messes, the Elf could have epic battles every night.

]]> By: Lindsay http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-232795 Lindsay Fri, 07 Dec 2012 15:18:43 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-232795 I hate that elf propaganda! Hey parents buy this elf so we can make money and we will pretend it reports back to Santa. Oh and buy this book too so it explains why some creepy little man sneaks around the house at night. Great, I can see the nightmares now. My mom bought one and keeps it at her house. She watches my girls when I pretend to work. My 4 yro told her Gramma that it wasn't real. That elf shit is not getting past her. Thats my girl. Now if this was any other kid that said that I would put the Elf in the kids bed while the kid slept... but thats just me being sick. I hate that elf propaganda! Hey parents buy this elf so we can make money and we will pretend it reports back to Santa. Oh and buy this book too so it explains why some creepy little man sneaks around the house at night. Great, I can see the nightmares now. My mom bought one and keeps it at her house. She watches my girls when I pretend to work. My 4 yro told her Gramma that it wasn’t real. That elf shit is not getting past her. Thats my girl. Now if this was any other kid that said that I would put the Elf in the kids bed while the kid slept… but thats just me being sick.

]]> By: Angela http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-232692 Angela Fri, 07 Dec 2012 05:40:03 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-232692 My cousin, who is not on Pinterest (thank all possible deities ever or I would be hiding under my couch feeling infinitely insignificant) has one of those things. Except she's awesome and doesn't make ridiculous messes. Instead, just a few days ago she somehow managed to get lipstick on my uncle (I'm assuming he was visiting overnight?) while he slept and hung the elf upside down from the ceiling with the lipstick tube in his hand. I love my family. My cousin, who is not on Pinterest (thank all possible deities ever or I would be hiding under my couch feeling infinitely insignificant) has one of those things. Except she’s awesome and doesn’t make ridiculous messes. Instead, just a few days ago she somehow managed to get lipstick on my uncle (I’m assuming he was visiting overnight?) while he slept and hung the elf upside down from the ceiling with the lipstick tube in his hand.

I love my family.

]]> By: Julia H. @ Live Young & Prosper http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-232530 Julia H. @ Live Young & Prosper Fri, 07 Dec 2012 00:54:46 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-232530 DAMNIT ELF. DAMNIT ELF.
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]]> By: thoughtsappear http://thebloggess.com/2012/12/elves-are-assholes/#comment-232417 thoughtsappear Thu, 06 Dec 2012 19:51:24 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=16989#comment-232417 Can I use the elf year round? I need something to blame stuff on. Is there an Easter bunny version of the Elf on a Shelf? Can I use the elf year round? I need something to blame stuff on. Is there an Easter bunny version of the Elf on a Shelf?
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