Comments on: And you still haven’t found what you’re searching for. Because my blog got in your way. http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/ Sat, 18 May 2013 12:12:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Twins with Tykes http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-275036 Twins with Tykes Fri, 10 May 2013 05:03:43 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-275036 I would ask if those search terms are legit, but after reading your book and loving this blog, I know they must be. Thought I'd share evidence of the first weirdo besides my twink and me on our blog: searched "little man has boobs on his face." Must be what you look for after you search unruly v-box hair or hamster hard-ons. I would ask if those search terms are legit, but after reading your book and loving this blog, I know they must be. Thought I’d share evidence of the first weirdo besides my twink and me on our blog: searched “little man has boobs on his face.” Must be what you look for after you search unruly v-box hair or hamster hard-ons.
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]]> By: free credit report http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-273149 free credit report Sat, 04 May 2013 20:05:32 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-273149 Thanks for the auspicious writeup. It actually was a entertainment account it. Glance complex to more brought agreeable from you! By the way, how can we communicate? Thanks for the auspicious writeup. It actually was a entertainment account it.
Glance complex to more brought agreeable from you!
By the way, how can we communicate?
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]]> By: Molly http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-244663 Molly Mon, 04 Feb 2013 16:41:44 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-244663 My sister just bought me a wine drinking armadillo wine holder. For only $14.99, at Bargain Barn, in Tx, and I asked her if she had ever read your blog, but I couldnt remember the name of the blog, so I said "the one with the stuffed rat", she said no, but she had read one about a giant metal rooster, and they just happen to have a 3" smaller metal rooster that she was also considering buying. I told her that was the same blog, so I came back to the computer to google your blog so I could send it to her. I entered "giant metal rooster stuffed rat" and came right to you. I read the book btw, and I laughed and cried throughout the entire thing. I am going through a separation right now with my husband, and just decided I would read your book again, so I could laugh and cry about someone else's stuff instead of my own. My sister just bought me a wine drinking armadillo wine holder. For only $14.99, at Bargain Barn, in Tx, and I asked her if she had ever read your blog, but I couldnt remember the name of the blog, so I said “the one with the stuffed rat”, she said no, but she had read one about a giant metal rooster, and they just happen to have a 3″ smaller metal rooster that she was also considering buying. I told her that was the same blog, so I came back to the computer to google your blog so I could send it to her. I entered “giant metal rooster stuffed rat” and came right to you. I read the book btw, and I laughed and cried throughout the entire thing. I am going through a separation right now with my husband, and just decided I would read your book again, so I could laugh and cry about someone else’s stuff instead of my own.

]]> By: Puppygirl http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-240956 Puppygirl Sun, 20 Jan 2013 00:28:35 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-240956 I'm sure lots of people have said this (but I'm too lazy to read all the comments), Awesomest fan fic ever! I’m sure lots of people have said this (but I’m too lazy to read all the comments), Awesomest fan fic ever!

]]> By: Naked Girl in a Dress http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-240805 Naked Girl in a Dress Fri, 18 Jan 2013 14:55:47 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-240805 These are hilarious, but what makes it even more comical is that many people searched the same bizarre keywords! These are hilarious, but what makes it even more comical is that many people searched the same bizarre keywords!
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]]> By: ShinyRae http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-240728 ShinyRae Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:05:54 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-240728 I almost didn't read them all... so glad I didn't stop halfway through or I would've missed Anja's bunny rock-out lyrics from "Once More With Feeling!" haha, awesome... thanks for adding a little Whedon to my day! I almost didn’t read them all… so glad I didn’t stop halfway through or I would’ve missed Anja’s bunny rock-out lyrics from “Once More With Feeling!” haha, awesome… thanks for adding a little Whedon to my day!

]]> By: Noruh D http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-240681 Noruh D Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:16:10 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-240681 So this really doesn't have anything to do with anything except the Nathan Fillion being shirtless. But without the shirtless part. And also my Psych teacher being a procrastinator. Last year the best psych 101 teacher anyone could possibly wish for got me addicted to this blog. Whenever we'd have free time in class she'd get on this site and my friends and I would all gather 'round the computer for nsfw story time. We read the big metal chicken story and come Christmas time metal chickens of every size were being sold everywhere including my local grocery store. My class bought her a medium small one so it would fit in her classroom and also we couldn't afford a bigger one. I even wrapped it (difficult. I do not recommend trying to wrap your chicken). She died laughing. Unfortunately we couldn't decide on a name for the big lug. LUCKILY later that school year you posted your blog about not being able to get Nathan Fillion to send you a picture of himself holding twine. Thusly we immediately new who this chicken was. As soon as I could, I brought in some twine and balanced it on our Nathan's wings. NATHAN FILLION WAS HOLDING TWINE. But because my teacher is busy doing teachery things she has yet to get you a picture of Mr. Fillion so I decided to tell you about it. You still don't have a picture of Nathan Fillion holding twine but at least you know we're working on it. And you ALSO know that somewhere in the world, Nathan Fillion is holding twine just for you. <3 So this really doesn’t have anything to do with anything except the Nathan Fillion being shirtless. But without the shirtless part. And also my Psych teacher being a procrastinator. Last year the best psych 101 teacher anyone could possibly wish for got me addicted to this blog. Whenever we’d have free time in class she’d get on this site and my friends and I would all gather ’round the computer for nsfw story time. We read the big metal chicken story and come Christmas time metal chickens of every size were being sold everywhere including my local grocery store. My class bought her a medium small one so it would fit in her classroom and also we couldn’t afford a bigger one. I even wrapped it (difficult. I do not recommend trying to wrap your chicken). She died laughing. Unfortunately we couldn’t decide on a name for the big lug. LUCKILY later that school year you posted your blog about not being able to get Nathan Fillion to send you a picture of himself holding twine. Thusly we immediately new who this chicken was. As soon as I could, I brought in some twine and balanced it on our Nathan’s wings. NATHAN FILLION WAS HOLDING TWINE. But because my teacher is busy doing teachery things she has yet to get you a picture of Mr. Fillion so I decided to tell you about it. You still don’t have a picture of Nathan Fillion holding twine but at least you know we’re working on it. And you ALSO know that somewhere in the world, Nathan Fillion is holding twine just for you. <3

]]> By: Kelly L http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-240645 Kelly L Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:39:31 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-240645 My cat wears dog size medium or dog size small, it depends on the garment. My cat wears dog size medium or dog size small, it depends on the garment.
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]]> By: Deanna http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-240384 Deanna Tue, 15 Jan 2013 23:47:10 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-240384 I found you when I googled 'humorous cocks'. A day that will live in infamy... Hey, at least I didn't google towels! I found you when I googled ‘humorous cocks’. A day that will live in infamy… Hey, at least I didn’t google towels!

]]> By: Selena Kunkel http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-240095 Selena Kunkel Mon, 14 Jan 2013 17:59:07 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-240095 In case you're wondering, I was surprised when I found out you didn't write your own fanfic. It sounds ridiculously like you. In case you’re wondering, I was surprised when I found out you didn’t write your own fanfic. It sounds ridiculously like you.

]]> By: MLS http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-239950 MLS Mon, 14 Jan 2013 03:55:56 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-239950 Wow, I looked at this last weekend - I was using a mobile device and somehow the banana slicer link got me to this page: http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=pd_sbs_k_1 Just looked at again from my desktop computer which sends me the right place - I'm no longer confused as to why you decided to provide us with a banana slicer link! ;-) Wow, I looked at this last weekend – I was using a mobile device and somehow the banana slicer link got me to this page: http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=pd_sbs_k_1 Just looked at again from my desktop computer which sends me the right place – I’m no longer confused as to why you decided to provide us with a banana slicer link! ;-)

]]> By: Janet NZ http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-239717 Janet NZ Fri, 11 Jan 2013 17:51:07 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-239717 I watched the video for #27 ... And am now weeping for a man I never knew. It was beautiful. Thank you. XO I watched the video for #27 … And am now weeping for a man I never knew. It was beautiful. Thank you. XO

]]> By: Jennifer http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-239413 Jennifer Thu, 10 Jan 2013 20:50:55 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-239413 Um ... I want that guy in the glasses to follow me around beatboxing all day. Maybe if I had my own personal rhythm section I could actually finish some laundry. Um … I want that guy in the glasses to follow me around beatboxing all day. Maybe if I had my own personal rhythm section I could actually finish some laundry.

]]> By: Kristen Imler http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-239313 Kristen Imler Thu, 10 Jan 2013 15:43:43 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-239313 I'm probably responsible for at least 20 of the "knock, knock motherfucker" searches last year... it's my favorite entry to introduce others to the awesomeness that is thebloggess.com and before I actually memorized the name of the blog entry, that google search was the fastest way to get there. However, I now have an overwhelming desire to google ALL of these things just to see what ELSE comes up... I mean, could “This chicken will cut you” really take you anywhere OTHER than that post? And completely off topic, thanks for the follow on Twitter yesterday (@KIBullhorn). I LOVE your blog and own your book in triplicate (US hardcover, audiobook, and UK paperback hand delivered by a friend from England)... you are such a strong, amazing, and inspirational woman and to be on your radar, if even for a moment, makes me feel wonderful :-) I’m probably responsible for at least 20 of the “knock, knock motherfucker” searches last year… it’s my favorite entry to introduce others to the awesomeness that is thebloggess.com and before I actually memorized the name of the blog entry, that google search was the fastest way to get there. However, I now have an overwhelming desire to google ALL of these things just to see what ELSE comes up… I mean, could “This chicken will cut you” really take you anywhere OTHER than that post?

And completely off topic, thanks for the follow on Twitter yesterday (@KIBullhorn). I LOVE your blog and own your book in triplicate (US hardcover, audiobook, and UK paperback hand delivered by a friend from England)… you are such a strong, amazing, and inspirational woman and to be on your radar, if even for a moment, makes me feel wonderful :-)

]]> By: Alea http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/and-you-still-havent-found-what-youre-searching-for-because-my-blog-got-in-your-way/#comment-239285 Alea Thu, 10 Jan 2013 09:48:19 +0000 http://thebloggess.com/?p=17296#comment-239285 I have fun going through the queries at the end of the year. Mine are not quite as interesting as yours, but I am at a disadvantage since I primarily write about food. :) My favorites: how to make your own legal stimulants my evil superpowers epic cookie failure I have fun going through the queries at the end of the year. Mine are not quite as interesting as yours, but I am at a disadvantage since I primarily write about food. :) My favorites:
how to make your own legal stimulants
my evil superpowers
epic cookie failure
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