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	<title>Comments on: One does not simply walk into Mordor and see an angry vagina.</title>
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		<title>By: Beadzoid</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/one-does-not-simply-walk-into-mordor-and-see-an-angry-vagina/#comment-242393</link>
		<dc:creator>Beadzoid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 21:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was trying to decide if it was Eye of Sauron or an Elder Scrolls Oblivion gate. Vagina never occured even though today I had a coil fitted and it probably should have ;)

*geek high-five*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was trying to decide if it was Eye of Sauron or an Elder Scrolls Oblivion gate. Vagina never occured even though today I had a coil fitted and it probably should have <img src='http://thebloggess.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>*geek high-five*<br />
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		<title>By: Laura</title>
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		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 16:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am a labor and delivery nurse in school to be a Midwife AND a Lord of the Rings fan so this post was completely written about my life! LOVE IT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a labor and delivery nurse in school to be a Midwife AND a Lord of the Rings fan so this post was completely written about my life! LOVE IT!</p>
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		<title>By: Cassie</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/one-does-not-simply-walk-into-mordor-and-see-an-angry-vagina/#comment-241887</link>
		<dc:creator>Cassie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 23:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can completely understand. This type of conversation usually takes place between me and my younger, hipper sister. Thankfully I have enough geeky friends to balance out the ungeeky people I am related to :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can completely understand. This type of conversation usually takes place between me and my younger, hipper sister. Thankfully I have enough geeky friends to balance out the ungeeky people I am related to <img src='http://thebloggess.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
<span class="cluv">Cassie recently posted..<a class="65ea5a9101 241887" rel="nofollow" href="http://littlegamermommy.blogspot.com/2013/01/my-body-hates-me.html">I hate being a woman sometimes&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</a><span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip u 241887" alt="My Profile" style="border:0" width="16" height="14" src="http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: jacquilynne</title>
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		<dc:creator>jacquilynne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 20:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In fairness to your friend, you sending someone an angry vagina does seem entirely plausible.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In fairness to your friend, you sending someone an angry vagina does seem entirely plausible.</p>
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		<title>By: Merri-Beth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Merri-Beth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 20:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My sister ruined every giant peach water tower I&#039;ll ever see as well as the fruit itself.  You see, in Clanton, AL, there&#039;s an enormous water tower that is a giant peach.  I always thought it was just so nifty...loved eating peaches...then we drove by it one day and Mikki says, &quot;Wow...that&#039;s got to be the biggest vagina I have ever seen&quot;  now I can&#039;t even bring myself to eat the fruit...it cannot be unseen, I feel your pain...lol. I&#039;d attach a picture of it, but it won&#039;t allow me...so here&#039;s a link to the best pic I could find online...umm...enjoy?http://blog.al.com/goforth/2007/02/peach_water_tower_clanton_alab.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My sister ruined every giant peach water tower I&#8217;ll ever see as well as the fruit itself.  You see, in Clanton, AL, there&#8217;s an enormous water tower that is a giant peach.  I always thought it was just so nifty&#8230;loved eating peaches&#8230;then we drove by it one day and Mikki says, &#8220;Wow&#8230;that&#8217;s got to be the biggest vagina I have ever seen&#8221;  now I can&#8217;t even bring myself to eat the fruit&#8230;it cannot be unseen, I feel your pain&#8230;lol. I&#8217;d attach a picture of it, but it won&#8217;t allow me&#8230;so here&#8217;s a link to the best pic I could find online&#8230;umm&#8230;enjoy?http://blog.al.com/goforth/2007/02/peach_water_tower_clanton_alab.html<br />
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		<title>By: Erin</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/01/one-does-not-simply-walk-into-mordor-and-see-an-angry-vagina/#comment-241529</link>
		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 01:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I, um...I kinda didn&#039;t know what that was either. I totally saw a hat with an angry vagina.

And then later the day I saw this, a friend of mine shared a picture of the same exact cake. I have two options here...pretend I actually know what this is, now that it has been clarified for me...or act like a total child.

I commented with the link to this post...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I, um&#8230;I kinda didn&#8217;t know what that was either. I totally saw a hat with an angry vagina.</p>
<p>And then later the day I saw this, a friend of mine shared a picture of the same exact cake. I have two options here&#8230;pretend I actually know what this is, now that it has been clarified for me&#8230;or act like a total child.</p>
<p>I commented with the link to this post&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Cecily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cecily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 16:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks, now the eye of Sauron will always make me giggle like the 12 year old I am.  And I&#039;m going to have to explain that to my husband, with the English degree...who study Tolkien...this is wrought with peril.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks, now the eye of Sauron will always make me giggle like the 12 year old I am.  And I&#8217;m going to have to explain that to my husband, with the English degree&#8230;who study Tolkien&#8230;this is wrought with peril.<br />
<span class="cluv">Cecily recently posted..<a class="0454d2f422 241402" rel="nofollow" href="http://thelorax.otd.com/?p=336">Yes, I Am Kind of Inviting Pain…</a><span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip u 241402" alt="My Profile" style="border:0" width="16" height="14" src="http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Rebekah Mae</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rebekah Mae</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 01:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And now I will never be able to look at LOTR the same again!

Thank you The Bloggess&#039; Friend!

*throws hands in the air angrily*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And now I will never be able to look at LOTR the same again!</p>
<p>Thank you The Bloggess&#8217; Friend!</p>
<p>*throws hands in the air angrily*</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://www.flickr.com/photos/quercusdesign/8403368876/in/photostream
A Baroque-Spanish-Colonial-Mexican vagina.</description>
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A Baroque-Spanish-Colonial-Mexican vagina.<br />
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		<title>By: Lana Fox</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lana Fox</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 19:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aha! I&#039;d never considered that the Eye of Sauron might actually *be* a giant, angry vagina. Hmm... *musing*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aha! I&#8217;d never considered that the Eye of Sauron might actually *be* a giant, angry vagina. Hmm&#8230; *musing*<br />
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		<title>By: Robin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Robin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 04:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, when I first saw this picture on Pinterest, ALL I saw was the Eye of Sauron... Now all I can see is a furious vagina!!!... 

The one vag to rule them all!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, when I first saw this picture on Pinterest, ALL I saw was the Eye of Sauron&#8230; Now all I can see is a furious vagina!!!&#8230; </p>
<p>The one vag to rule them all!</p>
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		<title>By: Jennifer The Quirky Momma</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jennifer The Quirky Momma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 03:04:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My  8 year old just saw this photo and said &quot;Awesome Lord of the Rings cake, did you make that, momma?&quot; 

Unfortunately, my eyeballs only see a brightly painted, very angry vagina. In the vagina&#039;s defense, she&#039;s looking pretty hot. Must not have given birth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My  8 year old just saw this photo and said &#8220;Awesome Lord of the Rings cake, did you make that, momma?&#8221; </p>
<p>Unfortunately, my eyeballs only see a brightly painted, very angry vagina. In the vagina&#8217;s defense, she&#8217;s looking pretty hot. Must not have given birth.<br />
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		<title>By: Mark Larson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mark Larson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2013 22:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;my precioussss&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;my precioussss&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Mike J</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2013 21:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmmmmmm... just about _every_ body part looks like a vagina if you stare at it long enough from the right angle. Eye. Ear. Mouth. Bellybutton. Armpit. Knee.... Eye of Sauron indeed</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmmmmm&#8230; just about _every_ body part looks like a vagina if you stare at it long enough from the right angle. Eye. Ear. Mouth. Bellybutton. Armpit. Knee&#8230;. Eye of Sauron indeed</p>
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		<title>By: Dee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2013 20:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear God! I needed this today! I was feeling blue &amp; stumbled upon this treasure &amp; now I  feel I can scrape myself off the couch &amp; make something of what is left of today!
Thanks for the hilarious post!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear God! I needed this today! I was feeling blue &amp; stumbled upon this treasure &amp; now I  feel I can scrape myself off the couch &amp; make something of what is left of today!<br />
Thanks for the hilarious post!</p>
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