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		<title>By: Krud</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-252307</link>
		<dc:creator>Krud</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 18:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I always assume that people who unfollow me were just overcome with a profound sense of unworthiness.

Haha, I kid! I figure they just hate me and all that I stand for. Or perhaps liked my one fart joke and were disappointed when more weren&#039;t immediately forthcoming.

Anyway, to quote Gandhi, &quot;Haters gonna hate, yo.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always assume that people who unfollow me were just overcome with a profound sense of unworthiness.</p>
<p>Haha, I kid! I figure they just hate me and all that I stand for. Or perhaps liked my one fart joke and were disappointed when more weren&#8217;t immediately forthcoming.</p>
<p>Anyway, to quote Gandhi, &#8220;Haters gonna hate, yo.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Mitzi Sorensen</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-251390</link>
		<dc:creator>Mitzi Sorensen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 19:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These people remind me of the drivers that flip me off in traffic when they are the ones that cut me off. Dang, you&#039;ll be in San Francisco on your book tour while I&#039;m out of town. Hope you&#039;ll plan another trip next year. Hey, you should come to Petaluma, Ca. It&#039;s just thirty-six miles north of San Francisco. (Yes, my brother and I had an argument over the distance, looked it up, and I won)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These people remind me of the drivers that flip me off in traffic when they are the ones that cut me off. Dang, you&#8217;ll be in San Francisco on your book tour while I&#8217;m out of town. Hope you&#8217;ll plan another trip next year. Hey, you should come to Petaluma, Ca. It&#8217;s just thirty-six miles north of San Francisco. (Yes, my brother and I had an argument over the distance, looked it up, and I won)<br />
<span class="cluv">Mitzi Sorensen recently posted..<a class="a7d3c53de3 251390" rel="nofollow" href="http://runwiththeorange.wordpress.com/2013/02/22/watch-out-clancy-tweets/">Watch Out! Clancy Tweets</a><span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip u 251390" alt="My Profile" style="border:0" width="16" height="14" src="http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Gurukarm</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-249904</link>
		<dc:creator>Gurukarm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:56:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I&#039;ll miss you, stupid strangers.&quot; Totally happens to me all the time. When I get my daily report of what cool stuff happened on Twitter while I ignored the place, and it starts out with who&#039;s a new follower and who&#039;s a new &quot;quitter&quot;, I absolutely click first on the quitters&#039; names to see who the heck this was that doesn&#039;t love me anymore. Even though we never knew each other.

I&#039;ll never be the one on the sidewalk outside the bus, Jenny. I&#039;ll always be the one hovering near your seat hoping you notice me!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll miss you, stupid strangers.&#8221; Totally happens to me all the time. When I get my daily report of what cool stuff happened on Twitter while I ignored the place, and it starts out with who&#8217;s a new follower and who&#8217;s a new &#8220;quitter&#8221;, I absolutely click first on the quitters&#8217; names to see who the heck this was that doesn&#8217;t love me anymore. Even though we never knew each other.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll never be the one on the sidewalk outside the bus, Jenny. I&#8217;ll always be the one hovering near your seat hoping you notice me!<br />
<span class="cluv">Gurukarm recently posted..<a class="e5c7d50933 249904" rel="nofollow" href="http://karmamusings.wordpress.com/2011/07/12/how-would-you-survive/">How Would You Survive?</a><span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip u 249904" alt="My Profile" style="border:0" width="16" height="14" src="http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Cat</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-248414</link>
		<dc:creator>Cat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 22:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why&#039;d do people even follow in the first place if they aren&#039;t going to be interested in the content?  Confusing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why&#8217;d do people even follow in the first place if they aren&#8217;t going to be interested in the content?  Confusing.<br />
<span class="cluv">Cat recently posted..<a class="efdc357190 248414" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.catherinestirbis.com/blog/?p=449">Canada 2012</a><span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip u 248414" alt="My Profile" style="border:0" width="16" height="14" src="http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Brandi</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-248344</link>
		<dc:creator>Brandi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 14:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So... I don&#039;t have twitter, but I&#039;m getting it right now. I MUST find out what you are saying that is so incredibly offensive. I feel left out that I&#039;m not stalking you closely enough!!! Here I come twitter!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So&#8230; I don&#8217;t have twitter, but I&#8217;m getting it right now. I MUST find out what you are saying that is so incredibly offensive. I feel left out that I&#8217;m not stalking you closely enough!!! Here I come twitter!</p>
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		<title>By: Justina</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-248216</link>
		<dc:creator>Justina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m totally a lurker of blogs and tweets and such- so I can kind of (pretty much totally) relate to those people, and I&#039;ve totally &quot;unfollowed&quot; people just because they offended me. And I always feel hurt when these people who don&#039;t even know me offend me, so when I unfollow them I&#039;m always like, &quot;yeah! Take that!&quot; even though they probably (almost certainly) never even knew that I followed them in the first place. Anyways- I just finished your book today and totally laughed and enjoyed it greatly... I look forward to following your blog :)....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m totally a lurker of blogs and tweets and such- so I can kind of (pretty much totally) relate to those people, and I&#8217;ve totally &#8220;unfollowed&#8221; people just because they offended me. And I always feel hurt when these people who don&#8217;t even know me offend me, so when I unfollow them I&#8217;m always like, &#8220;yeah! Take that!&#8221; even though they probably (almost certainly) never even knew that I followed them in the first place. Anyways- I just finished your book today and totally laughed and enjoyed it greatly&#8230; I look forward to following your blog <img src='http://thebloggess.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> &#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Joanne</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-248010</link>
		<dc:creator>Joanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 19:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOVE this post lol. Well done!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOVE this post lol. Well done!<br />
<span class="cluv">Joanne recently posted..<a class="d38de910f9 248010" rel="nofollow" href="http://randomdysfunctions.com/valen-what-day-how-we-spent-this-unnecessary-and-stupid-holiday/">Valen-what-day? How we spent this unnecessary (and stupid) holiday</a><span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip u 248010" alt="My Profile" style="border:0" width="16" height="14" src="http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Erin Maureen</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-248003</link>
		<dc:creator>Erin Maureen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 18:18:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You should come up with a canned response:

Something like, &quot;We at The Bloggess are sorry to hear that you will no longer be following us on Twitter. Good luck as you craft your perfect twitter feed. If you decide you need any additional spice and excitement in it, please feel-free to re-follow. The Gracious Bloggess does not block. Cordially, The Bloggess&quot; - except you&#039;ll have to make it fit in 140 characters....Twitter is confusing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You should come up with a canned response:</p>
<p>Something like, &#8220;We at The Bloggess are sorry to hear that you will no longer be following us on Twitter. Good luck as you craft your perfect twitter feed. If you decide you need any additional spice and excitement in it, please feel-free to re-follow. The Gracious Bloggess does not block. Cordially, The Bloggess&#8221; &#8211; except you&#8217;ll have to make it fit in 140 characters&#8230;.Twitter is confusing.<br />
<span class="cluv">Erin Maureen recently posted..<a class="9f2ec12d8e 248003" rel="nofollow" href="http://singletonista.wordpress.com/2013/02/08/a-time-for-zen-and-a-time-for-zin/">A Time for Zen and a Time for Zin</a><span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip u 248003" alt="My Profile" style="border:0" width="16" height="14" src="http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Jennifer</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-247953</link>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 06:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hooollleee shit! I&#039;ll leave a comment on this one. 

I&#039;ll friend ya! I just read your book.  Never have ever heard of you before but funnily in the past have heard of the name The Bloggess and at the time just quickly thought to myself, now she sounds like a stuck up cow (The Duchess, The Princess) were descriptions running through my mind .... well I missed out on that link didn&#039;t I? I think I&#039;m the stupid cow. 

I freaking LOVED your book.  I immediately recommended it to my 20yo daughter as the style of your thoughts in your book is very much like my daughter who is an amazing but weird and eclectic young woman and will go FAR in this world. 

Anyway .... I am now your biggest fan (ha!) and a dedicated follower to all your social media and since I live in Australia, there is no chance of me camping on your porch at 3am and screaming &quot;I LOVE YOU BLOGGESS!&quot; after having consumed 27 scotch and cokes and feeling the love.

Seriously ... you ... are ... the ... shit! :)

Sincerely Yours,
Jennifer
Sydney
Australia
(currently holidaying in Tokyo perving at all the cute salarymen ... you know who you are! :)  )</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hooollleee shit! I&#8217;ll leave a comment on this one. </p>
<p>I&#8217;ll friend ya! I just read your book.  Never have ever heard of you before but funnily in the past have heard of the name The Bloggess and at the time just quickly thought to myself, now she sounds like a stuck up cow (The Duchess, The Princess) were descriptions running through my mind &#8230;. well I missed out on that link didn&#8217;t I? I think I&#8217;m the stupid cow. </p>
<p>I freaking LOVED your book.  I immediately recommended it to my 20yo daughter as the style of your thoughts in your book is very much like my daughter who is an amazing but weird and eclectic young woman and will go FAR in this world. </p>
<p>Anyway &#8230;. I am now your biggest fan (ha!) and a dedicated follower to all your social media and since I live in Australia, there is no chance of me camping on your porch at 3am and screaming &#8220;I LOVE YOU BLOGGESS!&#8221; after having consumed 27 scotch and cokes and feeling the love.</p>
<p>Seriously &#8230; you &#8230; are &#8230; the &#8230; shit! <img src='http://thebloggess.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Sincerely Yours,<br />
Jennifer<br />
Sydney<br />
Australia<br />
(currently holidaying in Tokyo perving at all the cute salarymen &#8230; you know who you are! <img src='http://thebloggess.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   )</p>
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		<title>By: Lisa K</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-247914</link>
		<dc:creator>Lisa K</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t follow you on twitter, but I am sad that I missed several of your posts on facebook... I am so mad at facebook for depriving me of your wit and whimsy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t follow you on twitter, but I am sad that I missed several of your posts on facebook&#8230; I am so mad at facebook for depriving me of your wit and whimsy!</p>
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		<title>By: Danielle</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-247897</link>
		<dc:creator>Danielle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 22:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I discovered you through my friend Kim (aka Sunshine). Just want to let you know how much I&#039;m enjoying your book. It&#039;s so funny, that I can only read it in small doses, otherwise I might &#039;&#039;choke on my own spit&#039;&#039;, as you would say. I just loooove your sarcasm. I hope more people find out about you. Lord knows, I&#039;m glad I did ! Longue vie, Jenny La Magnifique !</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I discovered you through my friend Kim (aka Sunshine). Just want to let you know how much I&#8217;m enjoying your book. It&#8217;s so funny, that I can only read it in small doses, otherwise I might &#8221;choke on my own spit&#8221;, as you would say. I just loooove your sarcasm. I hope more people find out about you. Lord knows, I&#8217;m glad I did ! Longue vie, Jenny La Magnifique !</p>
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		<title>By: Jessica N</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-247832</link>
		<dc:creator>Jessica N</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 17:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s just silly! First of, you are hilarious and I really appreciate how you are very honest about how you feel, and secondly, if they are un-following you what the hell is the point it informing you? Did they think you would be like &quot;OH NO.... how can I change myself to please u?? seriously, i live for you.&quot; lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s just silly! First of, you are hilarious and I really appreciate how you are very honest about how you feel, and secondly, if they are un-following you what the hell is the point it informing you? Did they think you would be like &#8220;OH NO&#8230;. how can I change myself to please u?? seriously, i live for you.&#8221; lol</p>
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		<title>By: Sharon Wachsler</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-247823</link>
		<dc:creator>Sharon Wachsler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is so weird. When *I* unfollow people, I try to do it with stealth, hoping like hell they will not realize. I thought mostly people didn&#039;t know if you unfollow because I&#039;m sure I wouldn&#039;t know unless it was a close friend or something, but after the first time I unfollowed someone, she tweeted me and asked what happened, and then I was consumed with guilt (cuz I like her, I just found her twitter stream kind of triggery, but that&#039;s not her issue, it&#039;s mine). I can&#039;t imagine WANTING to tell someone you unfollowed them.

I&#039;m really curious what these people find offensive. Mushroom-shaped boobs? Angry vaginas? Taxidermied rodents in costume? It&#039;s gotta be something really risque like arguments with your husband or pictures of your cats. You totes crossed the line there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is so weird. When *I* unfollow people, I try to do it with stealth, hoping like hell they will not realize. I thought mostly people didn&#8217;t know if you unfollow because I&#8217;m sure I wouldn&#8217;t know unless it was a close friend or something, but after the first time I unfollowed someone, she tweeted me and asked what happened, and then I was consumed with guilt (cuz I like her, I just found her twitter stream kind of triggery, but that&#8217;s not her issue, it&#8217;s mine). I can&#8217;t imagine WANTING to tell someone you unfollowed them.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m really curious what these people find offensive. Mushroom-shaped boobs? Angry vaginas? Taxidermied rodents in costume? It&#8217;s gotta be something really risque like arguments with your husband or pictures of your cats. You totes crossed the line there.<br />
<span class="cluv">Sharon Wachsler recently posted..<a class="94cac54feb 247823" rel="nofollow" href="http://sharonwachsler.blogspot.com/2013/02/reading-of-river-of-beauty-with.html">Reading of &quot;River of Beauty&quot; with Fabulous Art! [NSFW Video]</a><span class="heart_tip_box"><img class="heart_tip u 247823" alt="My Profile" style="border:0" width="16" height="14" src="http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/plugins/commentluv/images/littleheart.gif"/></span></span></p>
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		<title>By: Patti</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-247624</link>
		<dc:creator>Patti</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 00:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t tweet (or Twitter or whatever), but the only somewhat valid comment I&#039;d like to share is this,  &quot;I really wish you had a site that used &quot;What the flip&quot; and &quot;gosh darn&quot; so my brilliant, funny but very eleven year old daughter could enjoy your website.&quot;  I&#039;m not saying change TheBloggess, but maybe have a tandem site, TheBloggette for  Juniors and those adults with tender sensibilities.  Imagine all the G-rated promoters that would hunt you down for that site!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t tweet (or Twitter or whatever), but the only somewhat valid comment I&#8217;d like to share is this,  &#8220;I really wish you had a site that used &#8220;What the flip&#8221; and &#8220;gosh darn&#8221; so my brilliant, funny but very eleven year old daughter could enjoy your website.&#8221;  I&#8217;m not saying change TheBloggess, but maybe have a tandem site, TheBloggette for  Juniors and those adults with tender sensibilities.  Imagine all the G-rated promoters that would hunt you down for that site!</p>
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		<title>By: Candy O</title>
		<link>http://thebloggess.com/2013/02/twitter-is-confusing/#comment-247590</link>
		<dc:creator>Candy O</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Honestly.. I just wish you&#039;d follow me back.. So I don&#039;t feel like a dumb ass tweeting to you about Rosa&#039;s... which I always end up calling Rita&#039;s.. LMAO- I guess I want a margarita..  ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Honestly.. I just wish you&#8217;d follow me back.. So I don&#8217;t feel like a dumb ass tweeting to you about Rosa&#8217;s&#8230; which I always end up calling Rita&#8217;s.. LMAO- I guess I want a margarita..  <img src='http://thebloggess.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
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