Today I’m in New York on book tour. Come see me? Pretty please?
Until I’m back I’m posting old posts in the hope because you’ll think they’re new if you have ADD like me. It’s a blessing. And a curse.
Ferris Mewler is back from the animal hospital today, after losing both his claws (it was medically necessary. Stop judging me) and his testicles (for cosmetic reasons. Kidding.). He’ll be in a hard collar for the rest of the week, much to the amusement of the other cats, whom he has mercilessly terrorized and bullied since day one. I’m usually not one for sharing 200 pictures of my cat, but today it’s hard not to make an exception. He looks like he’s dressed like a martini for Halloween.