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All Fooked Up: I suggest you start drinking before you read this blog.
This Is Mommyhood: A Mom To A Daughter Who's Like A Hummingbird On Crack.
Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good.
Mommy Shorts: Because you can't give them back. Or can you? I'm looking into it.
This is not that blog: It's that other one. The one you love.
Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah's week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it.
The Woman Formerly Known As Beautiful: Scribe. Tart. Provocateur.
Like the Vodka: Stephanie married a Russian so you don't have to. This is her story.
Coffee, Clutter and Chaos:FULL OF AWESOME.
Blog Con Queso: Cheese, robots, margarita jello shots. The essentials.
Hyperbole and a Half Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem and Other Things That Happened.
David Thorne: So fucking awesome it makes me hurt.
AVENGER OF SEXINESS: Christine's Superpower? Helping you grow your Confidence and rediscover your Beauty.
Mama Bird Diaries: Funny, smart and she drives a gold minivan. Because you can't fit five kids on a Vespa.
Mother Humor: New comedy site for moms. Because home is where the humor is.
Carpool Goddess: Adventures from carpool to empty nest. Fasten your seatbelt.
Melany's GUYdlines : All snark, all true: Nine lives worth of short stories, advice & raw judgement on friendships, relationships & everything in between.
Hangdog Revival: Hound your depression right out of Dodge.
And by that I mean vagina: Because life's not a cabaret, it's a three ring circus.
Something Smells Like Pee: The best, most obnoxious Mother's Day gift ever.
The Shitastrophy: I Live in a perpetual shit storm, these are my stories.
The Think Tank: This is a blog about ideas, most of which are bad.
Shticky Situations: Because sometimes crumbs are actually dirt.
Tracy On The Rocks: When life gets rocky, grab a glass and some tequila: hilarious tales of life, love and libations.
Flunking Family: I wanted a perfect life, but crappy little things screwed it up… so now I have a wicked sense of humor.
Girl on the Net: A London-based sex blogger talking about filth and feminism.
Lance Bass Ruined My Life: Just like Mother Teresa, except not at all and with way more cursing.
The call me "Endearingly Wacko". I'm the worst kind of asshole -- I think I'm funny.
WeeeNN - the Wee News Network: News and opinions from cats instead of shitty news networks.
Damsel in a Dress: Coming to terms with chronic illness one cat gif at a time.
Advice I Needed Yesterday: Unsolicited advice from an unreliable source
candidkay: Journalist, single mother of two. Taking the journey, bumps and all . . . you will laugh or cry in the passenger seat. Promise.
Avoiding Sex with Frenchmen: A Picture Book for Adults- Possibly the only travel memoir dedicated to a demon (for keeping it real).
Ripped Jeans and Bifocals: Where adoption, midlife and motherhood collide - equal parts snark and heart.
The Lysine Contingency Jewelry on Etsy: For when you can't live without an intestine bracelet.
Sammiches & Psych Meds: Who Pooped on the Corpses? Not this girl. OK, maybe this girl.