Today I’m in San Francisco doing a book reading and signing. Come see me? Please?
And while I’m gone this week I’m sharing “weird-things-I-took-pictures-of-with-my-phone.”
Today’s picture comes from my doctor’s office and is almost as passive-aggressive as it is awesome.
PS. Completely unrelated: The last words of Roald Dahl (creator of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) were, “Ow. Fuck.” My guess is that those are lots of people’s last words.