Conversation I had with my husband after seeing this semi:
me: Wow. Why would you even need a truck to sell three-ways?
Victor: Maybe they’re so popular they’re selling them in bulk.
me: I don’t understand the business practice. Do they bring the three-way to you? Are there three-ways happening in the back of the truck? What does it all mean?
Victor: So many questions…so few answers that don’t make me want to spray that truck down with disinfectant.
PS. In that truck’s defense, it’s apparently just a trucking company with a really unfortunate name. In my defense, when you google “three way” this is the very first thing that comes up:
And in other news, it’s Sunday, which means its time for the weekly wrap-up:
What you missed in my shop (Named “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
What you missed on the internets:
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
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