Text message from Victor:
And then I called him back, laughing, because it is a rather ridiculous picture and it sort of looks like the forklift is shooting out lasers and then Victor was all pissy because he actually, truly almost did get run over by several forklifts and he was all “I COULD HAVE ENDED UP IN A HOSPITAL. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE PAPERS.”
“What? Man sarcastically taking photos of forklift warnings actually gets run over by a forklift?” And then I started giggling some more and then Victor hung up. In his defense, he was probably in shock and was going to find a blanket.
In my defense, I’m not the only asshole in this situation.
Honestly, we belong together. Mostly because no one else would take us.