A minute ago I finished the final piece of my halloween costume and I can’t wait until Halloween to show it to you, mainly because almost no one I know in real life will have the slightest idea who I’m supposed to be and I need you to tell me that you get it so that I can proudly make it through a night filled with: “Wait. WHO are you supposed to be again?”
Please tell me at least one of you gets it, because otherwise I will have wasted even more time than usual.
Now guess, you clever readers:
In related news, Victor, Hailey and I are all inadvertently fighting to see who is going to wear the geekiest costume ever. Hailey’s costume is based on her favorite app, and Victor is finally getting the costume he’s wanted since he was six. More on those when they’re finished.
PS. This year let’s cancel Thanksgiving and Christmas and just having two more Halloweens instead. Someone pass that law while the government isn’t looking.