Conversation with Victor:
me: I think I have a problem.
Victor: Technically you have lots of them. Which one specifically are you speaking of?
me: Look at Hunter S. Thomcat.
Victor: Yeah. He’s being a cat. What a bastard.
me: No. I mean, he looks as if he’s standing on the stairs at full attention, but if you look behind him you’ll notice he’s actually just sitting. He’s pretending to stand, but really his ass is totally asleep. Also, I suspect that he’s not even awake and is just too lazy to close his eyes.
Victor: …And this is a problem because?
me: I think I’m jealous. I’m jealous of the cat.
Victor: Ah. Yes. That is a problem.
And in other news, it’s Sunday, which means its time for the weekly wrap-up:
What you missed in my shop (Named “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- This notebook was banned on zazzle for a bit until I pointed out that if you look at the fine print on the bottom of cover it’s encouraging you to kill people WITH KINDNESS. That was enough to get them to put it back in the marketplace and possibly enough to keep you from being fired.
What you missed on the internets:
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
- Easily the second best song I’ve ever heard about this subject.
- I might be the only person reading this who thinks this is amazing.
- Overly attached Taylor Swift.
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