This week Victor came back from his annual trip to Japan. This is a picture he took there. I’ve added a caption that is much less rude than what his response was. You are welcome.
And in vaguely-related news, I’m off to Australia tonight because I’m bad at saying no to things, and because you’re not supposed to turn down trips to Australia simply because you have a terrifying fear of travel, and of change, and of death, and getting chlamydia from koalas. That’s a real thing, you know. Koalas have chlamydia. They’re just dripping with it apparently. Or possibly it’s the fear talking. All I know is that some koalas have chlamydia and I drunkenly told Australia that I wanted to hold one while dressed as one. And then the park that lets you hold koalas told me that I had to submit a picture of me in my koala costume first because they have to protect the koalas from being distressed, so now I’m being judged by a bunch of koalas who probably have VD. I think I might have hit a new low and I haven’t even left the country.
PS. I’ll still be posting stuff while I’m gone, but if you want to keep up with my Australian VD adventures you can go here.
PPS. I assume Australia is regretting this already. Sorry, Australia. Sorry, koalas. Not your fault. You can’t take me anywhere.