I was just thinking that lately I’ve sort of sucked at blogging, so today I’m going to make it up to you by naming this “I-BLAME-THE-BLOGGESS DAY.”
Basically, you accuse me of it and I will take the fall. On anything. Your choice. Who put all that porn in your internet browser history? Me. Who forgot to feed the dog? I did. Who peed in your kids pants? I peed in your kids pants. Not in a creepy, illegal way. Just in a it’s-my-fault-if-you-need-me-take-the-blame kind of way. It’s all on me today, y’all. Fuck up as much as you want. I’ve got your back.
Running late to work? Need me to take the blame? Done. Leave it in the comments. It’s all on me, you guys.