Who are you?

It’s a holiday week and none of us are really working so I made this to distract us even more.  Yay for distractions!

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  1. Delicious Tantric Pirate

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    Kathryn Franks @Thrushiebaby

    Kinky Tantric Falcon-Punch is my new alias

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  3. Involuntary Radioactive Pirate (yarr)

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  4. Please to meet you, I am Admiral Heroine :-)!

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  5. You made me Kinky Nymphomaniac Wonderduck on purpose.

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  6. Plucky Angry Titmouse

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  7. Bootylicious Sassy Falcon-punch at your service!

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  8. Captain Radioactive Lion King. My husband would be Kinky Angry Lion King. Mrowr.

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  9. Captain Galactic Glen-Coco. LOL

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  10. Mellifluous LadyGarden Jesus. Classy as hell.

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  11. Janky Intoxicated Kerfluffle? Less a name than a way of life. ;D

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  12. *salutes*
    Captain Radioactive Bumbershoot, reporting for duty!
    *falls over laughing*

    thank you, i needed this so bad today.

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  13. I’m Sassy Detachable Jesus. Clearly the water-into-wine thing is my super power. Which is handy, because WINE.

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  14. Admiral Ladygarden Slangwanger

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  15. I rather like my new name. And I’m supposed to be writing and instead I’m drinking wine and checking out the names of all my characters on here. Today I’m thankful for procrastination and the internet. (We don’t do Thanksgiving in England but I can have a go, right?)

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  16. Kinky Kiny Herione. you’re brilliant! How did you know?

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  17. Bootylicious Sassy Falcon-punch at your service!😉

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  18. Norwegian Jittery Falcon-Punch!

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  19. Hottie Emo Cannibal. hmmm…

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  20. I’d say this a vast improvement indeed to the stale FB version. Thank you for your ingenuity to create such a complex and enjoyable name table for us all to enjoy!

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  21. Sassy Jittery Cannibal

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  22. Sassy Galactic! Yay! My hubby would be Admiral Raptor

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  23. I know a guy named Xan. It’s not impossible.

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  24. Kinky Ladygarden Jesus. Enough said.

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  25. Admiral Radioactive Raptor

    This fits….

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  26. I’ll go with Killer Ultrawang. Sounds dangerous yet ridiculously hilarious to me. Haha.

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  27. Galactic Fo-shizzle raising her hand over here!

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  28. I’m Delicious Emo Raptor?!? I didn’t know raptors could be Emo, or eaten, since they’re vicious predators, kinda like me😉

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  29. Sassy Ladygarden Falcon-punch.
    I like it.

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  30. Epic Jittery Falcon-punch.

    I don’t even know what that means.

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  31. Hottie Jittery Glen Coco

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  32. Mellifluous Argle-bargler I am! Will take me a bit to get used to spelling that out but I like it!

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  33. Mine is Meliffluous Emo Slangwanger and my husband is Emo Hooptie Sangwanger. We’re a power couple!

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  34. Lurid Angry Cannibal. Pretty accurate

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  35. Kinky Detachable Raptor.

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  36. Twitter-patted Manicorn Lion-King.

    Really? :0

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  37. Ridonkulous LadyGarden-Glen Coco🙂

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  38. Great Angry Man-crush

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  39. I am Plucky Angry Cannibal. love it!

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  40. Kinky Bumbershoot sounds like an offbeat journalist. I’m going to make this my pen name.

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  41. Lurid Post-Modern Slangwanger. Well, I don’t really have a middle initial, but if I had one it would probably be a P because of family history. And I decided that before looking at the words. Anyways, I love you. No, no, not like that. I don’t actually fall in love romantically with strangers over the web. Usually.

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  42. Delicious Manicorn Jesus. ‘Nuff said.

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  43. I be Admiral Bawdy Slangbanger, wife to Janky Radioactive Slangbanger and mama to Epic Jittery & Feverish Ridonkulous!😛

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  44. Meffilous Ladygarden Eargasm is forever my name…

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  45. Janky Angry Titmouse, eh?? Alllrightythen!

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  46. I am Kinky Ladygarden Glen-Coco, and I am fabulous!!!

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  47. Xavier, Xander, Xandra, Xena, Xanthe, Xerxes, Xenia, Xaria, Xadrian – and that’s just off the top of my xead.

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  48. Lurid Spunkfilled Wonderduck

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  49. Sassy Bawdy Slangerwanger, here.

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  50. Sassy Emo Bumbershoot. Ugh.

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  51. Hottie ladygarden heroine

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  52. Melliffluous Emo Pirate

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  53. Sassy Emo Bumbershoot. And that’s Ms. Bumbershoot, so you know.🙂

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  54. Twitter-pated Angry Bumbershoot…. Good Lord, I’m an angry, laxative dispensing super hero.

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  55. Sassy Angry Heroine — nailed it!

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  56. “Captain Angry Slangwanger”

    I love it. I’m totally printing some business cards with that name on it.

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  57. Captain Radioactive Lion-King

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  58. Captain Angry Vixen, I like it! I think I will introduce myself as such today and see what happens🙂

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  59. This is awesome! I’m Ridonkulous Designated-Drunk! Amazing!

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  60. Slangwanger Mancrush Bumbershoot. Has a nice ring to it.

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  61. Mrs. Ridonkulous Killer Man-Crush, since I’m using my married last name instead of the one on my license. I can’t wait to tell my husband that he’s Mr. Delicious Man-Crush.😉

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  62. I love you even more for this. My alter-ego doesn’t have a middle name, so I’m just going to be Admiral I-See-What-You-Did-There because I can be anybody I want on the Interwebz. Mwahahahahaha.

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  63. Janky Manicorn Kerfuffle at your service ma’am!

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  64. Involuntary Falcon-Punch 😀 Snappy!!

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  65. Sassy Emo Jesus… wants you to cut yourself in a cross pattern.

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  66. Sassy Manicorn Raptor. I sound dangerous. I like that. FEAR ME.

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  67. Mellifluous Post-Modern Man-Crush… two hyphens in my name, this must be my villain name.

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  68. Xavier hates this stupid game.

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  69. I am Melliffluous Cromulent Bumbershoot. Apparently I’m a character from The Hunger Games or Harry Potter.

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  70. Bootylicious Galactic Raptor

    Well then.

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  71. Twitter-pated Radioactive Raptor…I GODDAMN LOVE DINOSAURS

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  72. Lurid Glen-Coco, my new pen name.

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  73. Plucky Flo-Shizzle

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  74. Twitter-pated Manicorn Eargasm-Pirate

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  75. I am Melliffluous Emo Raptor! However, I think my husband wins this round: Delicious Ladygarden Raptor!

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  76. Why hello there…I’m Sassy Emo Kerfluffle!!! It’s a pleasure to meet you all!!!

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    Sassy Galactic Slangwanger

    Well. This is a thing. I feel like I should sign all of my emails to grad school with this.

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  78. Janky Angry Man-Crush. Seems Plausible.

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  79. You can call me Delicious Ladygarden Lion-King!

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  80. Mine’s nothing special but my husband is Wiggly Detachable Cannibal and I simply cannot get over it.

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  81. Ooh – using my maiden name is more fun:
    Ridonkulous Ladygarden Slangwanger

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  82. Janky Jittery Hero.

    This doesn’t sound like the hero any city deserves! D:

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  83. Mellifluous Ladygarden Admiral TiTmouse. Pleased to meet you.

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    Linda Workman

    I was always jealous of the Bond girl names, so I gave myself one:
    Kitty Humpswell
    So, I’m sticking with that

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  85. Kinky Killer Bumbershoot strikes again!!!

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  86. Wiggly Cromulent Glen-Coco!

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  87. I shall henceforth be called Sassy Zazzy Slangwanger!

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  88. … I am actually Captain Detachable Eargasm. Thanks, I think.

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  89. Sassy Angry Falcon-Punch? Oh my…

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  90. Kinky Detachable Jesus.
    Fuck. Yes.
    I am either going to turn that into a shirt or a very blasphemous lady toy.
    ‘Cause who wouldn’t want a detachable Jesus for their lady bits??

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  91. Lurid Jittery Slangwanger. I can work with that.

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    Susan Garretson Friedman

    Sassy Galactic Falcon-Punch reporting for duty!

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  93. I am most amused by my father…Admiral man-crush. I envision a filmed-in-the-garage/technicolor gay softcore of the Love Boat.

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  94. Janky Angry Orgasm. Yes please😉

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  95. I shall here by be forever known as “Admiral You-are-not-the-father Jesus”

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    Mrs. Page the Library Lady

    Kinky spunk-filled Pirate

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  97. Janky Detachable Bumbershoot

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  98. I normally hate these things because I always get the stupidest names. Only you could fix this problem for me! I’m super excited to introduce myself as “Sassy Jittery Post-Modern Pirate” Thanks for making my day🙂

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  99. Admiral Manicorn Glen-Coco

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  100. And my husband is Sassy Tantric Eargasm. WHAT IS THIS???

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  101. Delicious Emo Cannibal. Seems legit.

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  102. I’m Epic Killer Raptor. Nice!

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  103. Okay, I’m going to be the newbie here…what exactly is a ‘slangwanger’?
    If, I am to use it forthwith, then I should know if it’s going to upset my postman in future .

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  104. Sassy Emo Slangwanger.

    I’m not quite sure what to make of myself. . .

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  105. Mellifluous Emo Cannibal

    I’m … just going to let you envision that.

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  106. Wiggly Jittery Bumbershoot checking in. I need to lay off the coffee, apparently.

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  107. Captain Ladygarden Titmouse, at your service! I may shorten it to Lady Tit. Think I like that better.

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  108. Jittery Quixotic Raptor…for the win!

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    SqualorHouseGail

    Thank you from Great Ladygarden Heroine!!!

    Happy Thanksgiving to the Jenny and the other US-based commenters!!!!

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  110. Meliffluous Detachable Wonderduck. I’m adding that to my signature for my emails.

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  111. Oh, I so am claiming Kerfuffle Slangwanger. Call me Kerfy.

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    Lurid Manicore Slangwanger

    …at your service!!! Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!!

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  113. Happy Thanksgiving from Designated-drunk Ridonkulus!

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  114. Lurid You-Are-Not-the-Father Kerfuffle. Oh my.

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  115. Mellifluous Mancrush is here to save the day!!!

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  116. Bootylicious Killer Slangwanger! Love it!!

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  117. Lurid Killer Jesus.

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  118. Melifous Radioactive Cannibal.

    Who knew?

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  119. Bootyliicious Titmouse – I’m pretty sure I just found my stripper name.

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  120. Lurid Emo Lion-king

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  121. Great Raptor Galactic. Win.

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  122. I am Mellifluous Radioactive Raptor! And I feel more powerful already. 😉

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  123. Captain Wonderduck

    Fitting.🙂

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  124. Janky Bawdyraptor

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  125. I am Sassy Bawdy Slangwanger. Pretty sure I can use this as my porn name too.

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  126. Twitter-pated Slangwanger.

    I’m really not sure about this.

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  127. Delicious Jittery Vixen. I LOVE it. Changing my name immediately.

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  128. Thank you…finally, for validating the fact that I really am a Kinky Galatic Vixon!

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  129. mellifluous killer raptor. Seems legit.

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  130. Bootylicious Angry Raptor. It doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but it’s definitely fitting.

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  131. It’s nice to meet you, I’m Sassy Manicorn Slangwanger. I believe this name inspires wiggling eyebrows.

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  132. Janky Detachable Wonderduck-Pirate

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  133. Sassy Glen-Coco

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  134. Bootylicious Angry Heroine

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  135. I am Lurid Manicorn Bumpershoot and I am married to Ridonculous Angry Arglebarger

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  136. Janky Galactic Heroine.

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  137. JITTERY WIGGLY! Perfect

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  138. epic galactic falcon-punch thanks you for this wonderful moment of joy!

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  139. Wiggly Jiggly Pirate… so I either drank too much or am made of jello.

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  140. Vexing Falcon-Punch.

    I like it. Because what falcon punch isn’t vexing?

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  141. Sassy Jittery Man-Crush!

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  142. I think this might be a sign… or something like that.
    Ridonkulous angry titmouse

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  143. Kinky Radioactive Wonderduck. Quack!

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  144. Cromunlent Bumbershoot.

    Ha! Fun stuff.

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  145. Involuntarily Intoxicated Bumbershoot

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  146. Plucky Detachable Cannibal…I have no words

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  147. Janky Emo Pirate. Sounds like my next costume!

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  148. Admiral Argle-Bargler Jesus, at your service **bows and doffs three-cornered hat**

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  149. Lurid Ladygarden Falcon-Punch

    I win

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  150. Janky Radioactive Argle-Bargler? Heh.

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  151. Sassy Nymphomaniac ManCrush.

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  152. Plucky Zazzy Raptor🙂

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  153. Lurid Manicorn Falcon-Punch at your service!

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  154. Captain Detachable Eargasm hahaha my name is badass

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  155. Twitterpated Ridonculous Raptor. It’s like you know me

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  156. Sassy Manicorn Titmouse. Awesome.

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  157. Lurid Slangwanger… sheer awesomeness lol

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  158. Kinky Heroine. Oh the things I do as I save your ass….

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  159. Admiral Nymphomaniac Designated-Drunk at your service, m’lady

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    MyDogFartsWhenSheBarks!

    I’m “Bootielicious Janky Hottie” LOL I like it! Thanks Jenny!

    Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in Bloggess-land. Try to enjoy your family get-togethers, and don’t kill anyone! (Unless you absolutely MUST)

    :-*

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  161. My name does start with an X. I want to have a cool name generated.

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  162. I think I sound more like a hazard than a Super Hero or Super Villain!?!

    Although, due to Dysautonomia, my hands do shake all the time, so the jittery part is totally true.

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  163. Sassy Emo Hero. Here to save the day, apparently.

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  164. Bootylicious Jittery Eargasm *fistpump*

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  165. Never thought of my self as “Janky Wheezy-Raptor” but who knows. My poower would be relentless and bounchy chasing while breathing with a terrifyingly raspy huffing and puffing throu vicisiously sharp teeth…I may have to stop every once in a while to use an inhaler…but then you are TOAST!

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  166. My husband immediately went, “what’s mine?” He is also a Janky Ladygarden Cannibal. I am a Sassy Ladygarden Cannibal. My first thought….I’M A CANNIBAL??? WHHHOOOOO! Winnninnnggg.

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  167. Mellifluous Angry Wonderduck. I like it🙂. It’s so oddly accurate.

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  168. Hottie Post-Modern Lion-King.
    I win.

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  169. Hello… My name is Captain Ladygarden Designated Drunk…

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  170. Lurid Vodka-Soaked Glen-Coco. I LIKE it! I’m thinking of a monogrammed towel set. Wait, what?

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  171. Lurid Angry Eargasm – doesn’t get much better than that…

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  172. Happy Thanksgiving all!

    Love,
    Lurid Radioactive Man-crush!

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  173. Admiral Manicorn Bumbershoot! I am crying…

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  174. Captain LadyGarden Jesus.

    …Does have a certain ring to it, yknow.

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  175. Spunk-filled Man-Crush Pirate. Outstanding!

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  176. Kinky radioactive titmouse…

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  177. Sassy Designated Drunk sounds about right. I’m over eight years sober, but I will always be a drunk. One Thanksgiving (when I was still drinking), I locked myself in a bathroom. I was farting so bad my sister thought I was giving myself a perm. Then she had to call the suicide hotline because I threatened to swallow a super-sized bottle of aspirin. Happy Thanksgiving!🙂

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  178. Janky Ladygarden Galactic Wonderduck here.

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  179. I refuse to be Janky Vixen.

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  180. If I use the name my mom gave me I’m Melliffluous Ladygarden Argle-Bargle.

    If I use my online name I’m Mellifluous Designated-drunk.

    So going with my online name! Works perfectly with my super-human powers.

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  181. Kinky Ladygarden Designated-Drunk

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  182. Janky Bumbershoot. WAY better than my Thanksgiving Name of Basted Gizzard McGee. (http://glitterandbruises.com/thanksgiving-turkey-name/)

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  183. Norwegian SpunkFilled Wonderduck!! I’m not sure about this, I may need a round of antibiotics!

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  184. Admiral Ladygarden Titmouse! Amazing.

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  185. Wiggly OMFG Pirate

    Sounds about right …

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  186. Kinky vodka-soaked orgasm. Which, yeah, two out of three ain’t bad.

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  187. But there are names that start with X – Xavier, Xander, Xerxes…and then there’s all those Chinese names.

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  188. This is so cool! I shall henceforth be known as Bootylicious Jittery Cannibal.

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  189. Sassy Radioactive Kerfuffle

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  190. Captain Plucky reporting for duty ma’am

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  191. Bootylicious Lurid Slangwanger!! Ummm . . . what’s a “slangwanger”?

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  192. Epic Killer Heroine…there’s probably a student or two who agrees with that…

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  193. Kinky Glen-Coco / I Like It. Where do I file the paperwork to change it? I am sure my bosses, the attorneys, won’t mind at all. ” Yes, Call Kinky in the fileroom. She can take care of you.” Ohhh Dirty!

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    Kinky Designated-Drunk Raptor

    My new name will liven up the holiday table tomorrow, won’t it? I especially like my middle name. That will definitely make the holiday a little more enjoyable. When someone says “XXX is my middle name” to show you how dependable or virtuous or useful they are? Yep, Designated-Drunk is my middle name and I’m here to help.

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  195. Muahahahahahaha!!! I am Admiral Cannibal! Thanks to my mom for no middle name/initial! LOL

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  196. Melliffiluous Manicorn Slangwanger.

    Absolutely the best super hero name I’ve ever had.

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  197. Ridonkulous Post-Modern Cannibal. Oh, Janky, you are so much fun!

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  198. Admiral AngryHeroin(e). Can I leave the “e” off? Looks so much more…cutting edge…dramatic…hardcore…that way.

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  199. Ladygarden Man-crush

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  200. Ok, I totally need a break from all the food prep today, so… Sassy Galactic Slangwanger.

    That’ll work-

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  201. Sassy Manicorn Cannibal. I don’t really have to eat people do I? I don’t really want to…. lol

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  202. Janky Janky Wonderduck

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  203. Sassy Manicorn Raptor reporting for duty!

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  204. My online identity (which, let’s be honest, is the one I’m more comfortable with) becomes:
    Mellifluous Detachable Vixen

    But my RL name becomes:
    Plucky Killer Bumbershoot

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  205. Kinky Post-modern Man-crush!

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  206. I’m somewhat uncomfortable thinking about what powers might come along with being The Kinky Angry Orgasm.

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  207. Redonkulous Emo Cannibal.

    Why are you hating on my boy Xavier?

    (Xavier is already a superhero name. It’s really not fair to ask for more. ~ Jenny)

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  208. Lurid Bumbershoot, but you can call me Obscene Umbrellla or O.U.* for short😉

    *insert ohyou.jpg

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  209. I wish my name were Ornery Galactic Titmouse.

    Maybe I’ll change it.

    Signed,
    Dr. Misty Spyfucker, PhD.

    (You can play this game with Southern double names, too:
    http://imissyouwheniblink.com/2013/07/01/whats-your-southern-double-name/)

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  210. Kinky Angry Man -Crush. I think I preferred my “Empress Shops too Much” title.

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  211. So my superhero/villain name is Great Intoxicated Designated Drunk which is fantastic as I’m teetotal.

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  212. Hahaha, Vodka-soaked Raptor here, glad to meet you!!

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  213. Hottie Ladygarden Bumbershoot. But I don’t like that. So I’m going to go with Ornery Vodka-Soaked Zombie.

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  214. Vexing Jittery Wonderduck!

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  215. Did you know the Unicorn Success Club stickers don’t last long on a motorcycle? It looks awesome on my bike but is peeling after only a couple of weeks. It’s making me a sad panda. Oh well.

    Plucky Angry Falcon-Punch, out.

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  216. Ridonkulous Killer Cannible. I totally spelled my name wrong but considering what it is, I dare anyone to fucking correct me.

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  217. Janky Radioactive Designated-drunk.

    Oh my.

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  218. Okay, BOTH my children are Norwegian Angry Jesus. You can blame Ridonkulous Emo Jesus for that one, because he insisted. Probably why I divorced him. Now married to (Kinky) Manicorn Slangwanger, but he won’t go by the Kinky part because he says that is his father’s name, so I guess he is just Mellifluous.

    –Admiral “Killer” Heroine

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  219. If I use my full name, including hypenated maiden name, I am Kinky Jesus Post-Modern Galactic Slangwanger. Pleased to meet you all.

    Also, sort of amused / disturbed by “Spunk-filled” because Spunk was my husband’s nickname when he was a kid. Ahem. I’ll stick with Slangwanger.

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  220. sassy spunk-filled slangwanger. interesting.

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  221. Well, hello there, I’m Epic OMFG Jesus

    apparently, I’ve gone through a gender-switch somewhere in between, there :p

    Like

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  222. Patti Angry Falcon-Punch,

    I’d try either covering the whole thing with a clear paint-on laminate, or using a sturdy clear stick on laminate. And try to stick on a relatively flat part of the bike.

    -Admiral “Krafty” Heroine

    Like

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  223. ‘Captain Delicious.’ That will be $20.

    Like

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  224. Delicious Kerfuffle Wondersuck

    Like

  225. 226
    Kellee Peters

    Kinky Spunk-filled Pirate reporting for duty cap’n…

    Like

  226. Captain Jittery Orgasm, at your service.

    Like

  227. Bootylicious Post-modern Man-crush, at your cervix! ,er, service! Whichever you prefer, I guess.

    Like

  228. Mellifluous Falcon-Punch

    Like

  229. “Janky Spunk-filled Slangwanger” but no “Her Royal Highness”?!? HOW DARE YOU, SIR.
    P.S. That’s actually my drag queen name. Coincidence? I am amazed.

    Like

  230. Lurid Manicorn Wonderduck at your service!

    Like

  231. Who am I? Who am I?

    I’m Jean Valjean. What? No?

    Oh, so it’s “Lurid Fo-Shizzle Glen-coco.”

    Nah. Just call me Jean Valjean.

    Like

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  232. Great googly moogly — I’m actually “Lurid Spunk-filled Slangwanger.” (Learn the alphabet, LESLIE.) But I like “Janky” better.

    Like

  233. Norwegian Ladygarden Falcon-Punch at your service😀

    Like

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  234. I, Twitter-pated Manicorn Pirate, am proud to share my amazing name with the world!

    Like

  235. Feverish Emo Falcon-Punch. Rad!

    Like

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  236. Epic Manicorn Pirate!

    Like

  237. TANTRIC HOOPTIE. This is getting tattooed on my body.

    Like

  238. So much fun!! I’m Twitter-Pated Melliffluous Questionable. haha

    Like

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  239. Admiral Tantric Man-Crush. I am going to own this one.

    Like

  240. Lurid Ladygarden Raptor

    Like

  241. Sassy Ladygarden Glen Coco. I’m having name cards made for the Thanksgiving table!

    Like

  242. Plucky Jittery Argle-Bargler has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Really rolls off the tongue of a damsel in distress calling for aid.

    Like

  243. 244
    Sherry Silguero

    Sassy Angry Slangwanger….it’s perfect!

    Like

  244. Kinky Jesus here.

    I think I win.

    Like

  245. Kinky Vodka-Soaked Kerfuffle.

    Oddly apt.

    Like

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  246. Somewhere out there is a very lucky person getting to be a Sassy Galactic Pirate. It vexes me that I am not that person.

    Like

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  247. Ridionkulus Man-crush at your service. I think I may be a secret Bond Girl🙂

    Like

  248. 249
    Captain Uberwang

    I am happy with this.

    Like

  249. Janky Cromulent Jesus (and it’s pronounced HEY-SOOS).❤

    Like

  250. Captain You-Are-Not-The- Father Jesus!

    Like

  251. Admiral Sassy Raptor (because Spunk-filled sound kinda nasty).

    Like

  252. Admiral Lurid Tantric Orgasm

    Like

  253. Vexing Angry Designated-drunk. How did you know I’m at Disney with my family!🙂

    Like

  254. Mellifluous Cromulent Argle-bargler… I LIKE IT! I wonder how my husband will feel about Admiral Pirate Sassy…?

    Like

  255. Delicious Killer Jesus

    Like

  256. from “Killer Hottie” with love – thanks for the laugh, Jenny!

    Like

  257. 258
    Shannon Fielding

    Sassy Galactic Falcon-Punch, at your service. (takes a sweeping bow)

    Like

  258. This is the best goddamn thing ever. Holiday WIN.

    Like

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  259. Epic Nymphomaniac Man-Crush. YES! Just what Mom had planned for me, I’m sure!

    Like

  260. Delicious SlangWanger? Really? LOL

    Like

  261. ZOMG Wonderduck.

    Huh.

    I can live with that🙂

    (Boyfriend is Sassy Raptor though. Dammit! Sassy Raptor is even better than ZOMG Wonderduck!
    …Or ZOMG Jittery Wonderduck and Sassy Radioactive Raptor, to give us our full titles.)

    Like

  262. 263
    Jen In Montana

    Janky Angry Jesus at your service!

    Like

  263. Captain Ladygarden Pirate. Seems legit.

    Like

  264. Melliffluous Fo-Shizzle Falcon-Punch.

    And so I am. So I am.

    Like

  265. 266
    Folks! This is why you shouldn't give your kids alliterative names. Especially not that start with X.

    Bootylicious Angry Bumbershoot. Thank god my parents managed to branch out from the B’s for my middle name, or I would have been Bootylicious Bawdy Bumbershoot. Which ultimately is just kind of boring.

    Also, Xander (derivative of alexander) and Xavier. For last names, Xu, Xenakis, Xie, Xanthos, Xiao. These are real people in our customer database. Actually, three people have the last name Xie and two people have Xu. I think you might need to come up with some choices for X.

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  266. Come to think of it, full title would be ZOMG Jittery Angry Wonderduck (x2 middle names Jennifer + Ann) which…in all honesty…sums me up really:/ The Wonder might be wishful thinking, but I’ll take it.

    Like

  267. Lurid Manicorn Cannibal. I’ve never been happier.

    Like

  268. 269
    For Xavier Xander Xenakis

    Some possible choices for people that have names starting with X:
    1. Xenopus
    2. Xerotic
    3. Xyloid

    I have no idea what these words mean (found them with a Google search for “words that start with X”), but they apparently all count for Scrabble and they sound cool.

    Like

  269. Captain Manicorn Bumbershoot, at your service. LOL

    Like

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  270. 271
    Chelsea Brimer

    Captain Ladygarden Bumbershoot or Captain Bawdy… either way I am supremely pleased.🙂

    Like

  271. I like this game!

    Signed, Kinky Manicorn Pirate

    Like

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  272. Kinky Lion-King Jesus! Score!

    Like

  273. I loved mine… Sassy Radioactive Heroine!

    Like

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  274. Captain Designated Drunk… HAHAHAHA!!

    Like

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  275. “Hottie Detachable Cannibal” ? That’s not even remotely entertaining. I has a sad.

    Like

  276. Twitter-pated Manicorn Heroine. Look, I’m a Heroine!

    Like

  277. Ridonkoulous Wheezy Kerfluffke

    Like

  278. Captain Radioactive Lion-King

    My mom would be so proud.

    Like

  279. Delicious Manicorn Glen-Coco.

    Like

  280. Captain Jittery Cannibal. No wonder it’s been so hard becoming a vegetarian.

    Like

  281. Slanky Postmodern Slangwanger Bootylicious.

    Like

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  282. Feverish Emo Pirate. argh.

    Like

  283. Captain nymphomaniac cannibal.

    I may change my name! !

    Like

  284. mellifluous cannibal….gives a new meaning to “sing for your supper” Way to go on adding to my procrastination. Thanks!🙂

    Like

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  285. Admiral Vodka-soaked Sassy Kinky Killer. I win?

    Like

  286. Angry Sassy Pirate here. Who is apparently married to Plucky Manicorn Pirate.

    You just totally made my day!

    Like

  287. Delicious Cannibal.😀 NOMNOM.

    Like

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  288. 289
    Tim 'tehtimmah' Bend

    Twitterpated Manicorn Bumbershoot To the Rescue!!! I wonder hat my symbol should look like I just hope my costume doesn’t end up looking like what brought me to this place, so long ago (samurai unicorn video, anyone remember that one?)

    Like

  289. Cannibal Argle-bargler Manicorn, at your service!

    Like

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  290. Janky Manicorn Slangwanger to the rescue!!

    Like

  291. Questionable Post-modern Raptor. Brilliant.

    Like

  292. Sassy Intoxicated Argle-Bargler sounds pretty good to me (and my various nom de plumes).

    Like

  293. Admiral Fo-Shizzle Pirate

    Like

  294. Wee! I’m Twitter-Pated Ladygarden!

    Like

    TJ Lubrano recently posted What is Hiding in The Tarot Cards?.

  295. Feverish Emo Falcon-Punch Wonderduck!

    I LIKE IT!

    Like

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  296. Ridonkulous is it!!

    Even though it really isn’t…I’m not beyond cheating.

    Like

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  297. 298
    SCCVespaGirl

    Twitterpated Killer Wonderduck. Perfect.

    Like

  298. 299
    Judi Waldeis

    I am Janky Angry Wonderduck. I am married to Melliffluous Radioactive Wonderduck and our 13 year old daughter Captain Radioactive Wonderduck!

    Like

  299. Ridonkulous Ladygarden Yoga-Pants, for the win!

    Like

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  300. Hooptie Bumbershoot Slangwanger

    Like

  301. Delicious Jittery Quicky – that sounds more like sex than a superhero…

    Like

  302. I’m sticking with Nanarchy, which i had already coined for myself in case I’m ever drafted into the roller
    derby…,but yours are good too;)

    Like

  303. Admiral Manicorn Cannibal

    Like

  304. Janky Radioactive Jesus
    ……..glorious😄

    Like

  305. 306
    pushingvision

    My husband, Sassy Manicorn Slangwanger, and I thank you very much for our new and improved names.
    Sincerely,
    Plucky Angry Tantric Slangwanger

    Like

  306. Mellifluous Orgasm – heh that works!

    Also, my coworker’s daughter’s name begins with an X, because apparently he hates her😛

    Like

  307. I want to change my initials please! – Kinky Jittery Argle-bargler just doesn’t sound superheroy or villainy!

    Like

  308. Detachable Angry Ladygarden. I WIN!

    Like

  309. I am Epic Angry Pirate, LMAO!
    Yours is a bit better, however.

    Like

  310. Designated-Drunk Hottie. Pleased to meet ya’ll!

    Like

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  311. Plucky Angry Zombie… hmm.

    Like

  312. Lurid Angry Raptor! My husband said this name fits me.

    Like

  313. 314
    Pat F from MA

    Plucky Jittery Falcon-Punch, though I would never punch a falcon!

    Like

  314. Call me Norwegian LadyGarden Pirate. Arr.

    Like

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  315. Sassy Manicorn Jesus

    Like

  316. Kinky Ladygarden Cannibal. Is there any other kind? Happy Holidays!

    Like

  317. Kinky Hooptie Slangwanger….that’s fantastic!

    Like

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  318. Jittery Man-crush! And I must say, this game is quite racist (or something) against Xenophilius Lovegood.

    Like

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  319. Kinky ladygarden pirate

    Like

  320. I’m Lurid EmoCannibal, very nice. Also, I saw this on Pinterest and thought of you; creepily adorable.
    http://www.notcot.com/archives/2011/04/the-devils-pet-candle.php

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  321. Lurid Galactic Slangwanger! I love it – best name generator ever!!!

    Like

  322. Delicious Admiral Janky.
    Or, Detachable Jesus. (/sings to the tune of King’s X ‘Detachable Penis.”)
    Happy TurkeyDay, Janky LadyGarden.

    Like

  323. Twitter-pated Vodka Soaked Raptor. Eerily accurate.

    Like

  324. Captain Angry Man-Crush at your service….. lol !

    Like

  325. Vexing Angry Dedicated-Drunk: Able to yell at you about inconsequential shit from inside your personal space circle while slurring her words.

    Yeah, that sounds about right.

    Like

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  326. Sassy Cromunlent Heroine, at your service! Off to take the Bad Guys DOWN! *swooshes off*

    Like

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  327. I am Captain Emo Wonderduck. I somehow feel this fits.

    Like

  328. Mellifluous Angry Pirate. Jesus, the local paper is going to have hell with this when I start saving the city. Or destroying it. Depends on the day and how low I am on wine.

    Like

  329. You’ve hurt my husband Xander’s feelings. Just kidding, a ridonkulous angry pirate would never marry a man named Xander.

    Like

  330. Captain Ladygarden Mancrush……oh dear……🙂

    Like

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  331. Introducing…

    Bootylicious Ladygarden Yoga-Pants!

    thank you thank you *curtsies*

    Also my kids name is Xander…so you might want to adjust your table. Lol.

    Like

  332. Janky Manicorn Bumbershoot. The 3rd.

    Like

  333. I had a friend in school named Xotchil (pronounced so-chee)…. So, yeah, she deserves a name!

    Sincerely,

    Plucky Detachable Falcon-Punch

    Like

  334. I’m changing my last name to Uhura, because I REALLY want to be Janky Ultrawang.

    Like

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  335. Sassy Angry Cannibal. Jenny!!!!!!! You weren’t supposed to tell!

    Like

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  336. Hi I’m kinky ladygarden lion-king and I’m an alcoholic. Not really, well, probably but I don’t really attend meetings. You may know me by my maiden name kinky ladygarden bumbershoot.

    Like

  337. 338
    Maria A Marino

    Mellifluous Angry Man-crush ….I sound like a Bear looking for a cub LOL!

    Like

  338. Kinky Ladygarden Hero. *win*

    My wife is Twitter-pated Vodka-soaked Hero.
    And she’s from Russia, so that seems apt.

    Like

  339. Yogurty Angry Argle-bargler

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  340. Sassy Angry Heroine.
    My so-called porn name is Spicy Vernon. You take the name of your first pet and then the name of a street you grew up on or lived on. Works unless you live on any other numbered street except for 69th St.

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  341. They call me…. Captain Emo Bumbershoot!

    Like

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  342. Does anyone have the initials KKO? Kinky Killer Orgasm? Intimidating, no? This is a riot, I should have started baking an hour ago. I stopped by to check if there was a new missive from The Bloggess while the oven was preheating. I’ve promised cranberry nut muffins. Are you still accepting blame, Jenny, or am I on my own if I ruin these? Otherwise I’d have to explain to my ultra conservative family why I want to change my name to something with the initials VVV. Cheers, Happy Thanksgivukkah!

    Like

  343. Kinky Ladygarden Bumbershoot saying Hi!

    Like

  344. Sassy Angry Slangbanger

    Like

  345. Radioactive Wanderduck, my new band.

    Like

  346. Sassy Killer Jesus.

    Yep, made my day.

    Like

  347. Mellifluous Post-Modern Slangwanger – brilliant!

    Like

  348. Kinky Nymphomaniac Cannibal, for the win!

    Like

  349. Kinky Manicorn Eargasm. yessssss

    Like

  350. Bootylicious Angry Raptor! Awesome!

    Like

  351. Sassy Cromulent Orgasm! Evil doers beware! I’m a tad bit sticky.

    Like

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  352. CAPTAIN KILLER ARGLE-BARGLAR!!

    I LOVE IT!

    Like

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  353. sassy designated drunk! hmm, wonder what my superpowers are…

    Like

  354. Things I NEVER thought I would ever say to my husband : “Do I look like an Admiral Slangwanger to you?”
    (I used my first name, and left out my middle, which I generally go by. Helps with the mystique of it all, ya know)

    Like

  355. shoot, I forgot to put his: “Jittery Hottie Slangwanger”
    yep, that about covers it!

    Like

  356. Admiral Ladygarden Falconpunch

    What amuses me about this is that I get to keep the admiral thing I use all the time anyway!

    Like

  357. 360
    Debs (findawe)

    Delicious Ladygarden Pirate. That makes me sound like an aggressive lesbian. I’m ok with that.

    Like

  358. Admiral Angry Orgasm – I can work with that…😉

    Like

  359. Ha. According to the above list, my last name (which I received upon the occasion of my marriage) is Vixen.
    According to my birth certificate, my maiden name is Fox. Thank you for merging fantasy with reality.🙂 (I often wish I’d kept my name when I got married, but it’s all good, cause my new (as of 2 minutes ago when I read the list above) last name is awesomesauce.)

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  360. I, Janky Spunk-filled Argle-bargler and my Boyfriend, Janky Angry Slangwanger wish you and yours a wonderful Thanksgiving.

    Like

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  361. Delicious Ladygarden Cannibal. I’m ok with this.

    Like

  362. Epic Ladygarden is not something I’d like to be known for!

    Like

  363. Delicious Ladygarden Cannibal is what I am, but I prefer to think of myself as a Yogurty Spunk-filled Ultra-wang.

    Like

  364. Kinky Detachable Heroine…. sound painful somehow.

    Like

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  365. Norwegian Ladygarden Raptor, checking in here. lmao. Hmm, I might have to drop the middle name, it’s a bit weird (or is it ironic) for a gay guy to have Ladygarden in his name? Maybe I could be all hipster and go by N.L.Raptor😉

    Like

  366. 369
    Amy Peterson

    Good to know that even though I am a pirate I still have an Admiral Ladygarden.

    Like

  367. Lurid Slangwanger. if it makes me laugh it can’t be bad!

    Like

  368. Falcon-Punch Epic Bumbershoot

    Like

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  369. ornery jittery slangwanger? is that an action?…

    Like

  370. Kinky Jesus Orgasm. Perfect!

    Like

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  371. God bless the internet.
    I just hope it wasn’t designed by the douchebags in suits who are actually running the world – into the ground – in an attempt to keep society distracted while our planet burns and collapses under its own weight.

    Nah, that’d make too much sense.
    Time to go back to surfing for whatever strikes my fancy.
    Good work, Jenny.

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  372. 375
    cmmorri@gmail.com

    All fear Captain Manicore Mancrush! Bwahaha

    Like

  373. Nillionaire Hottie Bumbershoot is very pleased to meet you!

    Like

  374. “Designated-drunk Yogapants Raptor” Dude, I should change my name to that!!

    Like

  375. 378
    SqualorHouseGail

    @Rachel (up at #300): I think your new name would be perfect for a job @ Lululemon (maker of the see-through yoga-pants)!!!!

    Like

  376. Delicious Manicorn Jesus

    Like

    Dr. Legostar recently posted 11/28/2013.

  377. I’m sorry, but I think your generator is broken. My name is Mellifluous Manicorn Cannibal, but I don’t understand how I can be a manicorn cannibal if I’m a female. Unless the “man” in manicorn is used in the same genderless context as human, in which case I guess I can only eat perfect people, which would at least make sense. Except that, considering the number of perfect people I’ve met, I’m going to be freaking STARVING. I don’t know whether to thank you for giving me the figure I’ve always wanted or hate you for killing me via the Manicorn Diet. Are you even a licensed nutritionist?

    It’s also entirely possible that your generator is fine and the problem is me. I would go with the first hypothesis though, because it keeps you squarely off my dinner menu.

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  378. Delicious Detachable Jesus

    that is just wrong! Lol.

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  379. Captain Jittery Wonderduck! No more caffeine for me.

    Like

  380. 383
    Plucky Nymphomaniac Heroine in Ohio

    My husband won’t know what hit him! Gobble, gobble!

    Like

  381. Mellifluous Angry Kerfuffle-Eargasm

    Like

  382. I feel reborn! Or born-again, whichever. Sassy Ladygarden Slangwanger here.

    Like

  383. Dude… Lurid Radioactive Lion-King? WTF?!

    Like

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  384. Questionable Jittery Designated-Drunk

    There is nothing about this that isn’t true.

    Like

  385. 388
    Kristi Forbes

    Kinky Ladygarden Falcon-Punch!!

    Like

  386. Captain Angry Cannibal – don’t mess with me! nom nom

    Like

  387. Janky Emo-Heroine, Esquire

    Like

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  388. Janky Bootylicious Bawdy.

    Like

  389. Lurid Jittery Vixen. I dress like those scary dancers in Seal’s “Crazy” video and my super-power is steaming hot espresso that shoots out of my jubblies.

    Thank you for the distraction.

    Like

  390. Hottie Radioactive Slangwanger says Happy Thanksgiving to you!

    Like

  391. Kinky Angry Cannibal

    Perfect!

    Like

  392. Ridonkulous Killer Bumbershoot. I think I’d rather be Kinky Manicorn Jesus though. It sounds more like more ofan adventure

    Like

  393. Kinky Angry Wonderduck

    Like

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  394. Sassy Nymphomaniac Heroine here — and WOW!! Do I ever like it! You can call me Sassy. Just call me often ;-^

    Like

  395. Janky Intoxicated Cannibal here.

    I have problems.

    Like

  396. Lurid Titmouse.

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  397. I shall henceforth be known as “Admiral Lion-King.”
    This explains a lot.

    Haaauuuuum sen waayneeuh.

    Like

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  398. Plucky Spunk-filled Cannibal wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving!

    Like

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  399. Kinky angry wonderduck love it!!!

    Like

  400. Cromunlent Argle-bargler Hooptie!!

    Like

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  401. Kerfuffle Melliffluous Slangwanger. Best name ever.🙂

    Like

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  402. Kinky Radioactive Lion-King?? Interesting…. Although I think Janky Ladygarden wins everything

    Like

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  403. I am the EPIC CAPTAIN WONDERDUCK! Bow to me!

    Like

  404. Raptor Mancrush? Could my high-grade literary works gain sufficient gravitas, Bloggess?

    Like

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  405. Admiral Tantric Jesus for the win!

    Like

  406. Does that make me a preying mantis?

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  407. I think history will look back on me as the classic example of a Lurid Post-modern Heroine.

    Like

  408. I think history will look back on me as the classic example of a Lurid Post-modern Heroine.

    Like

  409. i am nillionaire intoxicated bootylicious. i happen to actually be all three of those things. and i challenge you to prove i’m no nillionaire…. 🙂

    Like

  410. Hottie Wonderduck….didn’t think it required a middle name!

    Like

  411. Epic Manicorn I-See-What-You-Did-There.

    So much better than Princess Consuela Banana-hammock.

    Like

  412. Kinky Radioactive Kerfuffle

    Like

  413. Janky Radioactive Titmouse. I always wanted to be a super hero!

    Like

  414. Great Emo Kerfuffle to the rescue!

    Like

  415. Ridonkulous Emo Designated-Drunk (nee Raptor)
    I love this!

    Like

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  416. Kinky Cannibal was good enough for me, but when you add my middle name:
    Kinky LadyGarden Cannibal
    For the win!
    My daughter, Epic LadyGarden Cannibal , thanks you too!

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  417. Epic Detachable Heroine.

    Like

  418. Twitterpated LadyGarden UltraWang? I am apparently either a hermaphrodite in love or I’m very confused about my sexual identity. Either way, WIN.

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  419. Erm. I’m not sure how to pronounce mine, but I’m printing this post out and bringing it to the DMV for my custom license plates:
    ZOMG OMFG

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  420. With warmest regards from Nu Zullins,

    Wiggly Melliffluous Manicorn.

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  421. Lurid Ladygarden Bumbershoot …… Well shit, work are going to have a field-day when I start signing my new name on contracts (and by field day I mean, they’re probably going to send me home due to a suspected stress breakdown).

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  422. Kinky Ladygarden Falcon-punch

    Like

  423. I’m Vexing Jittery Vixen … it’s totally true. In fact I’m even more vexed and jittery since working that out!

    Like

  424. Mellifluous Radioactive Bumbershoot at your service!

    Like

  425. I am Delicious Post-Modem Man-Crush – at your service!

    Like

    Dean recently posted The Day-.

  426. Apparently, I’m the Great Manicorn Slangwanger. Kinkeh.

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  427. Vexing Ladygarden Vixen. Love it!

    Like

  428. That’s Admiral Melliffluous Ladygarden Man-crush, thank you.

    Like

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  429. Merciful heavens–Kinky Angry Jesus?! Oh my.

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  430. Merciful heavens–Kinky Angry Jesus?! Oh, my.

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  431. Janky Angry Slangwanger – Not just a name…an attitude!

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  432. I’m going to start using my husband’s last name so I can be Captain Galactic Titmouse.

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  433. norwegian radioactive cannibal

    Like

  434. It’s all in a day’s work for the Great Radioactive Bumbershoot!

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  435. Mellifluous Ladygarden Bumbershoot (which I may change to Bumbersnoot, because that is what I first thought it said.). I love it!

    Like

  436. Admiral Angry Pirate

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  437. Twitter-pater Angry Orgasm – I like.

    Like

  438. kinky angry cannible

    Like

  439. Captain Jittery Designated-Drunk. The least productive super hero/villain that has ever been.

    Like

  440. 443
    Samantha A. ODonnell

    I’m Sassy AngryOrgasm. Pretty much my life summed up there. :O

    Like

  441. Seriously, I don’t think I could make up my own and come up with anything better than
    Kinky Angry Slangwanger

    Like

  442. 445
    Ridonkulous lion-king

    My boyfriend’s is Delicious Jittery Man-crush. i will be sharing that with him

    Like

  443. Lurid Jittery Wonderduck… maybe just Wonderduck would be a good superhero name. I could get on board with that… then I could play my superhero as a bit of an anti-hero with a penchant for 80’s fluro clothing and a coke habit. Sounds like a movie – who want to pay me for the script?

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  444. I can’t wait to see Kinky Hooptie Lion King on my new business cards!

    Like

  445. Although my name is Captain Pirate, I know deep down I am really called Involuntarily Nymphomaniac Zombie.

    Like

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  446. Ridonkulous Emo Cannibal. I like it!

    Like

  447. Janky Manicorn Slangwanger🙂

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  448. Delicious Galactic Pirate..🙂

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  449. Kinky Jittery Designated Drunk? Oh my…I think I need some more Jesus.

    Like

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  450. Epic Ladygarden Bumbershoot. Fuck yeah.

    Like

  451. Kindky Post-modern I-see-what-you-did-there seems like an inauspecious entrance to this crazy group! Have been lurking for a month! Agony! But I do love Koalas and hosts who just shut up and read from their books!

    Like

  452. Epic Jittery Designated-drunk…you know me, you really know me! (Note to self: You are being watched.)

    Like

  453. Kinky emo pirate

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  454. Lurid Manicorn Bumbershoot.

    Awwww Yissss

    Like

  455. 458
    Admiral Ladygarden Cannibal

    Everyone in my family is some kind of Ladygarden Cannibal…

    Like

  456. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

    Wait, I did it wrong.

    Like

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  457. I’m feeling a little Vexing Wheezy Yoga-pants today, I must admit. What I want to be is Quixotic Tantric Falcon-Punch, but I’m just not there yet…

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  458. Captain Emo Man-Crush😦

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  459. Hmmm…that makes me Bawdy Angry Killer. Sounds about right.

    Like

  460. Sassy Cromulent Raptor… sounds more like a description than a name… “That is one sassy, cromulent raptor” Uh-huh.

    Like

  461. Hmmm… Meligluous Manicorn Slangwanger. I think I’d like to be Admiral Bawdy Slangwanger though. More authoritative.

    Meligluous Manicorn sounds like a name that’d get me shoved in a school locker with my underwear pulled up around my ears.

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  462. 465
    Loueta Chickadaunce

    Yes. Lurid Killer Cannibal at your service.

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  463. Captain Spunk-Filled Man-crush. I am George Takei!

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  464. This makes me Captain Spunk-Filled Jittery Lion-King! Best name – EVER.

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  465. Melifluous Hoopty Slangslinger at your service…. I’m going to channel my inner erotica _writer_ with this.
    (What do you mean I got it wrong? First off, she said we could make up our own. Second, my branch of the family got changed at Ellis Island, all right? LMAO.)

    My suggestions for Xavier & the xfriends: X-rated. X-box. Xenophile, and of course, XOXOXOXO.

    And appropos of nothing, i introduced my 7yo to the word ridonkulous just last week, and my husband almost hyperventilated. (His mom’s a Latin teacher. ‘Nuff said.)
    So I’m not going to tell him it’s his new name….this is between you, me, and the internet: Ridonkulous Jittery Slangslinger, Junior.)

    That was fun!

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  466. Nice to meet everyone! I’m now Sassy Ladygarden Slangwanger…ooooooookay!! lol

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  467. 470
    Kathleen Pierre

    Just call me… Pirate… KInky AngryPirate.

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  468. Janky Tantric Heroine, oh yeah!

    Like

  469. Mellifluous Bawdy ManCrush…I sound like a Bond girl! 🙂

    Like

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  470. Involuntarily Spunk-filled Man-crush. Hmmm.

    Like

  471. Captain Ladygarden Zombie.

    Like

  472. Professor Xavier of the X-men would be so cheezed.

    Like

  473. I’ve been doing it wrong. I thought the middle lane was for if you had a middle name, which I don’t so would I just skip the last lane all together or the middle one?

    Like

  474. Lurid Spunk-filled Cannibal….hahhahahahahahah!!

    Like

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  475. Epic Ladygarden Man-Crush. Well OK then.

    Like

  476. My name is Xanthe and you don’t love me enough to have a Superhero/Supervillain name for me. I feel bad for the Xaviers of this world too. I think you have a secret, hidden hate for Cabbage Patch kids because your parents didn’t get you one the winter of 1983 and that is why you’ve denied the Xaviers of the world a rightful place on your Supers list. The rest of the Xs like Xena and Ximena are just collateral damage. Also, you’ve very obviously a history denialist. Xerxes was real, not just part of a movie made of mostly naked men. That means you must believe in Leonidas, but you have a Super name for that letter. What gives? I demand an explanation.

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  477. I’m Lurid Cromulent Jesus. Seems legit.

    Like

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  478. Captain Manicorn Slangwanger

    Like

  479. Plucky Detachable Slangwanger…sounds more like an infomercial product.

    Like

  480. Hello, this is Kinky Galactic, your interplanetary flight stewardess…we will prepare for take-off momentarily.

    Like

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  481. Hottie PostModern Cannibal. Huh.

    Like

  482. Vexing Intoxicated Slangwhanger, and this post really needs a “share this on Facebook” button!

    Like

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  483. One of the choices is my actual last name, sort of a buzz kill when trying to come up with a great super hero name!

    Like

  484. Lurid Manicorn Argle-bargler!

    Like

  485. Norwegian Lady-Garden Cannibal.

    WIN.

    Like

  486. Man, I sound a lot more exciting than I am: Lurid Detachable Man-Crush-Vixen.

    Like

  487. Kinky Angry Wonderduck. Better than my real name. Definitely changing it.

    Like

  488. Kinky Manicorn Cannibal. Hmmm. Am I cannibalizing humans, or Manicorns?😉

    Like

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  489. 492
    Katie Marie

    Kinky Manicorn Argle-bargler….my maiden name would be Kinky Manicorn Jesus

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  490. Hottie Manicorn Glen-Coco. I love it.

    Like

  491. Kinky Spunk-filled Eargasm… oh dear.

    Like

  492. Admiral Manicorn Quicky. There’s a story in there, I just know it….

    Like

  493. 496
    Jennifer Wenner

    Jittery Mellifluous Wonderduck. Suits me perfectly.

    Like

  494. Sassy Angry Vixen..So mych better than my real name!

    Like

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  495. Sassy Angry Vixen..So much better than my real name!

    Like

  496. I know it reads Wonderduck, but I’m going to go with what my brain originally saw that word as, because it just fits the rest of the name better: Admiral Nymphomaniac Wonderfuck. The costume would consist of a lot of neon latex and feathers.

    Like

  497. Tantric Ladygarden Captain. No shit, those are my actual initials.

    Like

  498. Ridonkulous Spunk-Filled Lion-King. WINNER!

    Like

  499. I win. I am Lurid Killer Jesus. And I’m agnostic

    Like

  500. I’m Kinky Detachable Nillionaire. Kinda sounds like a stripper name. Or sex toy… or two in one.

    Like

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  501. 504
    Free Lovin Hippie

    Captain Radioactive Titmouse. Thanks!!!

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  502. Kinky Emo Wonderduck is my name and I’m proud of it!

    Like

  503. Sassy Radioactive Raptor! Sounds about right.

    Like

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  504. Sassy Manicorn Wonderduck

    Like

  505. Sassy Angry Lion-King

    Like

  506. I’m Captain Radioactive Jesus. I think I’ll start signing things with my new name.

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  507. From this day forward, I will only respond to Kinky Radioactive Orgasm! Bwahahahahahahaha

    Like

  508. I am totally getting personalized stationery emblazoned with “Captain Emo Wonderstruck”. This is happening.

    Like

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  509. Kinky Angry Bumbershoot. Did you know a bumbershoot is an umbrella? I had no idea. Does that make my alias really Kinky Angry Umbrella? Because I can see where a kinky umbrella would be angry. It must be my villain alias, because I can’t imagine anything good coming from a Kinky Angry Bumbershoot. Especially because no one probably even knows what a bumbershoot is, so then everyone would be confused, and I’d be angry because no one knew what I was.

    Like

  510. Sassy Fo-Shizzle Cannibal……..I was cool up until the end. Not so OK with people munching on each other. Unless it’s in an affectionate nibble sort of way.

    Like

  511. im the Great Emo Cannibal…alrighty then

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  512. Captain Manicorn Glen-coco

    Like

  513. Ridonkulous Bawdy Vixen… I love it.

    Like

  514. bootylicious detachable falcon punch.

    I am weeks late, which is typical. also? It’s long enough for me to think it’s hysterical again. Is… is this like when things that were lame suddenly become awesome again because of nostalgia? Or is it too soon for that?

    with my luck, I’m stuck in a too-late/ too-soon limbo. It’s okay. I live here. all life long.

    okay.i’mdone.bye.

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  515. Twitter-pated Nymphomaniac Slangwanger
    fantastic.

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  516. Xavier. It’s a totally common name.

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  517. Kinky Nymphomaniac Pirate. I’d say that worked out rather well🙂

    Like

  518. Captain Jittery Vixen…
    i’m not sure about the jittery part.

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  519. According to this my Mother is a Kinky Killer Pirate and my father is a Bootylicious Angry Pirate.
    … My father does not have an ass. I am so amused by the mental image these names provide.

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  520. 523
    brittanyerin

    Bootylicious Emo Wonderduck

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  521. HA!! Mine is actually Captain Detachable Eargasm!!! Love it! and who doesnt love an eargasm that you can loan out to your friends on a rainy day🙂

    Like

  522. I’m bootylicious emo cannibal. This is the best of these I’ve seen, haha

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  523. 526
    SmellyElly

    Epic Emo Raptor. I AM SO EPIC BECAUSE I’M A RAPTOR! But I’m going to go plaster my eyes in black eyeliner and mascara and act all mopey to get attention from the other raptors because they don’t love me.

    Like

  524. Wow thanks. My name actually does start with an X. Seriously? That’s just not fair. My whole life I could never find my name on a key chains or a water bottles!! And now this. Absolute rejection.

    Like

  525. Sigh.

    Like

  526. Kinky Lady-Garden Yoga Pants

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