Conversation with the guy at the video game store:
Clerk: Can I help you find something?
me: I’m looking for a new game. Something where you explore and solve puzzles but you don’t have to shoot anyone. Something like Myst, maybe?
Clerk: I’m not familiar with it.
me: Really? Myst? It was a super-big-deal video game. It came out in the mid-90’s, I guess?
Clerk: Oh. Yeah, I wasn’t born then.
me: Ah. And now I understand why they say video games make people violent.
And in other news, it’s Sunday, which means its time for the weekly wrap-up:
What you missed in my shop (Named “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- The Official 2014 Bloggess Calendar. Because next year can’t come soon enough.
- I’m dancing right now AND IT’S GLORIOUS.
- I can see inside your soul. And it’s all glittery.
- Caffeine. Now.
- Nothing hard liquor and a hammer can’t fix.
What you missed on the internets:
- Kick-ass stuff I pinned.
- “She’s gotta mouth like a salty sailor.” I’m okay with this description.
- Next week I’m going to experience winter for the first time ever.
- 57 Books Every Comedy Fan Should Read. This is like a list of all my favorite books and when I saw mine on it I totally llamaed-out. (You’ll understand that phrase after the next link.)
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
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