I made this chart in 2008 and then it got lost it in my draft folders and I just found it again, but I kind of worry that maybe I’ve posted it before and just forgot to delete it from drafts. But I don’t want to not post it, just in case I’ve never posted it before, but I’m fairly sure as soon as I post it I’ll remember that I’ve already posted it.
And this is how this whole week has been.
And in other news, it’s Sunday, which means its time for the weekly wrap-up:
What you missed in my shop (Named “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- It’s sweet and also insulting, so you have all your bases covered.
- Your suitcase will yell at people so you don’t have to. Also works on purses, babies, spouses, coffee mugs and lunches that keep getting stolen at work.
What you missed on the internets:
- Kick-ass stuff I pinned. (Related: Is there a way to block shit on Pinterest? Because I don’t want to see how many sit-ups I need to do or how to paint my nails or how to cook things in a cuter way than I’m already not cooking them. I want there to be a front page that’s just cats falling and Doctor Who and things that make me go “Well, maybe.” Why doesn’t that exist? Someone make that, please.)
- YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOTHER.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
This week’s wrap-up is brought to you by The Canary Suicides (mild trigger warning). I’m a giant fan of her work, and all of her taxidermied canaries died of natural causes. You need to go look at her stuff now. Her pieces are meditations on captivity, miniature embodiment, the pet as fetish, and the relationship between death and delight. Artist/taxidermist Catherine Coan was a judge on AMC’s Immortalized, a competitive taxidermy television program and is currently at work on larger taxidermy assemblage pieces including griffins, a carnivorous deer, and a flying hyrax. (Finished pieces and commissions available.)