Pimp out your shit. Not literally though. Unless you’re selling feces. Then you might have a problem.

Just a quick thank you.  The cost to keep this blog up are stupid expensive but I’m incredibly lucky that so many people support the blog by buying space in the sidebars.  Lots of them are writers and bloggers themselves and you should totally do yourself a favor and check them out because they’re lovely, and also because they are better than chocolate tacos.  Chocotacos. Great.  Now I want a chocotaco.

Also, the people who buy ads here keep me from having to do irritating things like break up posts into several pages, or having pop-up ads, or slide-shows to artificially manipulate page views.  We owe them all a drink.  Or five.

A regular blog post is coming but this morning I just want to say thanks to anyone who has ever supported this blog, either by advertising, by supporting my advertisers, by buying a book or something from my store, or who simply left fabulous comments which vigorously disprove the “DON’T READ THE COMMENTS” law of the internet.  I love you guys.

Also, I realize that lots of you know of or have fascinating shit that you’d probably like to pimp out and so today I’m opening up comments to let you pimp out whatever thing you think needs more attention.  Charities, kick-starters, books you love, etsy shops, your favorite blog post, videos that make you laugh, something you made that you’re really proud of, whatever.   (Try to limit it to less than 3 sentences though because most of us have ADD here.)

And seriously, thank you.  You keep my world going around.  Someone bring me a chocotaco.

879 replies. read them below or add one

  1. My husband’s PC game: Tower of Guns! http://www.towerofguns.com/

    Like

  2. I’m pimping out my own shop!! French Toast Kitty – Etsy shop full of mid-century mod, awesome cool stuff!!! Working hard to make a little extra money. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/FrenchToastKitty?ref=si_shop

    Like

  3. Can I pimp someone else? Elan Morgan has something called Five Star Friday. It helps lift up great writing that we the people nominate. In a sea of linkbait, she brings the real deal. Nominate someone, read something. http://www.schmutzie.com/submit-an-entry/

    (I LOVE Five Star Friday. ~ Jenny)

    Like

  4. Nothing to sell… just my blog where I do cool shit with my kids. http://www.tpcraft.com

    Thanks!

    Like

  5. I make greeting cards – here’s my etsy shop: http://crookedstamper.etsy.com

    Thanks, Jenny!!!

    Like

  6. I dream of earning enough to be able to buy ad space here. For now here’s my blog full of original poetry and comments and writing prompts:
    http://vicklinde.wordpress.com/
    And a massive thank you too! x

    Like

  7. My best friend’s novelette is about a woman samurai. Might be of interest to some readers? http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HGJM43O

    Like

    Laura Lis Scott recently posted A to Z is for Audacity to Zen.

  8. I really want to pimp out my Grand Am, but I’ll settle for pimping out my favorite blog post. It’s the story of when I got a text from a Craigslist ad that someone (I suspect one of my students) posted using my phone number and the weirdo on the other end of the message was the first one to freak out and leave the conversation.

    http://www.nottalkingtomyself.com/2013/07/out-weirding-craigslist-weirdo.html

    Like

    Shelley J recently posted Throwback Thursday - Procrastination Edition.

  9. The internet is lucky to have you. Today, I will be pimping my public service announcement about toilet rats. Because toilet rats are a thing.
    http://milkandwhiskey.com/2014/01/17/scenes-from-real-life-horror-movies-act-2-toilet-rats-2/

    Like

  10. Get 15% off at the Atlanta Lady Thrashers Women’s Hockey store with coupon code “UPSET”! Check out LadyThrashers.com

    Like

    LT recently posted The U.S. Women’s Olympic Hockey Team Cried on the Medal Stand. You’ll Never Guess What Happened Next!.

  11. Ha! I am alllll about pimpin’ (you know, when I’m not lying around watching Netflix)… and this reminded me that I need to email about ad space ;-) But, you know, in the meantime, if you like dark, psychological stories with boy bands, or historical fiction with ice boats and screwed up family trees, you can check out my books here: http://cynthiahillbooks.com/about-the-books/

    Like

  12. Conversation pieces from my Etsy shop

    Like

  13. I would like to pimp out myself, er…take that back! MY BLOG! I want to pimp out my blog! Come see me at: thehappyredhead.com

    Like

    Natalie- the happy redhead recently posted we’re not in Kansas anymore.

  14. 17
    annaandersen

    All I’ve done lately I’m really proud of is thousands of words of Dean/Cas fanfiction…which I’m understandably hesitant to link to under my real name. But guys, it’s REALLY GOOD.

    Like

  15. I just have to say, your book is freaking hilarious. But I can only read it in places where I am alone. I started it at an airport and in an airplane (from audiobooks) and people probably thought I was legitimately insane. I was laughing and crying, and looking all sorts of crazy. With that said, read my lame blog that I don’t update nearly enough….
    http://danielle-uncledanny.blogspot.com/

    Like

  16. You are the wind beneath my wings. And by “wind” and “wings” I mean “taxidermied animal” and “mantle.”
    I have four books you can buy:
    http://www.amazon.com/Abby-Heugel/e/B006BIAEJM/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1395764635&sr=8-1

    Like

  17. My blog scrappiemomma.org. 3 words????? Good Lawd thaz worse than Twitter.
    I blog about, my oxymoronic personality bc I luv Joel Osteen & bass~thumpin twerkin~bootie~music. I swear when I pray. Ex this morning: “shit shit shitJesus Please please let me effin find the top of this coffee pot oh God bc I will freaking die this am w/o coffee..” I try to be funny & heartfelt. Somex it works. Sometimes people think im angry.

    Like

  18. Well I sure would love to fund my kickstarter campaign in the 11th hour – The Bloggess is one of my backers. I’ll give you a chocotaco if you do! http://kck.st/1kiwoqC

    Like

    thetattootourist recently posted Don’t Pick That! Top 10 Things NOT to do with a Healing Tattoo.

  19. Your local library! Your local literacy program! Your local kid’s club! Mentors and tutors and teachers! YEEEHAAAAW!!

    Like

  20. Oh, how kind! Thanks! sheepyhugs

    I’m am nice to people for free, and I make fun iPhone/iPad games for money. https://itunes.apple.com/gb/artist/quantum-sheep/id333502540

    Cheers!

    @quantum_sheep :D

    Like

  21. I will use it to solicit donations for St. Judes. I’m running Warrior Dash to raise money for them. You can donate here: http://fundraising.stjude.org/site/TR?px=2486766&fr_id=10767&pg=personal

    Like

  22. Imsorrybroke3wordrule. Shit. I dont think I can delete.

    Like

  23. Maybe this will work?
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/spindlecatstudio?section_id=7431341
    Made my wedding dress into art yarn, and then knit a tinfoil hat from… tinfoil.

    Like

  24. LOVE YOU! I’m running a kickstarter to make a book of the collaborative illustrations I do with our 4-year old!

    Like

  25. This is my friends’ shop – they make great geek and steampunk accessories!
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/skydogs?ref=shop_sugg

    Like

  26. I have a blog dedicated to my amazing daughter. Does that count?
    http://fatherfails.blogspot.com

    Like

  27. GAH you’re the shit, Jenny! http://www.rachriot.com/ and follow my RachRiot fan page on the book of Face! Thanks!

    Like

    RachRiot recently posted B.I.T.C.H. It's Real..

  28. No, Thank you for always sharing such awesomeness!
    Now time to pimp out a kickstarter for Chris Lowell & his film Besides Still Waters: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/chrislowell/beside-still-waters-a-chris-lowell-film

    Like

  29. Thank YOU, Jenny, for all you do to make us weirdos feel normal! <3 The postpartum depression community needs help passing through a petition to get new mothers screened for PPD. http://learned-happiness.com/2014/03/14/every-mother-every-time/

    Like

  30. Love you, Jenny!

    I’d just like to remind everyone to donate to local charities that do good in your area–like your local YMCA! You can find your YMCA at http://www.ymca.net/give/give.html

    Like

    burritosandborscht recently posted Review: Tender Is the Night.

  31. I’m a writer (in progress…not yet published) and an artist with Muscular Dystrophy.

    Always love having new friends at @GulfCoastStudio on Twitter, or you can follow me at http://facebook.com/ugottafriend on FB.

    Thank you kindly and happy taco Tuesday (pass me a chocotaco)!

    Like

    Kelli recently posted Long Overdue Health Update - 3/22/14.

  32. We love you Bloggess!! :)
    And because life’s too short to not get dirty… http://rocksandsun.com

    Like

  33. I’m pimping out my son, sort of… He is 6 years old and has a disease called Neurofibromatosis. We’re trying to raise funds to support our NF walk, but we’ve not done all that well.
    https://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/AlvinsAllies/boardman-oh-great-steps-walk-4-nf

    Like

  34. My friend has a Kickstarter to get her stationery to the NYC Stationery show!

    Also, come visit my blog, just for fun and whimsy. http://simply–a.blogspot.com

    Like

  35. I guess I will pimp out my blog http://joaninja.com It’s sometimes funny, sometimes totally useless. :)

    Like

  36. Adorable crochet critters and really useful craft advice: http://www.revedreams.com/

    Music, voice acting, webcomics, and more: http://www.bsodcomic.net/

    Like

  37. I draw cartoon portraits of peoples pets. Dogs, cats, derpy taxidermied deer, whatever you like. :)
    <a href=”http://www.etsy.com/shop/mydogsaid”

    Like

    karifur recently posted One small step for a man, one giant leap for me.

  38. Thank you for opening this up today. Long time reader here, but seldom commenter.
    My little Etsy shop is: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrookedSmileCreation

    Like

  39. I moved my blog and seem to have lost half my followers in the jump…I’m over at blog.edesignsfashion.com with all my crafty, sewy, dealing with small children nonsense now!

    Like

  40. my blog post about when to give advice…http://buildingwingspan.blogspot.com/2014/03/when-should-you-offer-advice.html I love your book, it was a Christmas to me gift. And so worth it.

    Like

  41. This is very generous of you. Thank you, Jenny! I am pretty proud of my last two blog posts- talking with young children about race, sex, swearing, etc… Trying to reduce stigma.

    Like

    kathleenbeanblog recently posted Enter in.

  42. As luck would have it, my post today features a fake picture of me and the lovely and talented Bloggess. I mostly talk about books, because BOOKS. Pimp Pimp, Pimpity Pimp.

    Like

  43. My friend and I started a podcast in which we only discuss awesome things in 15-20 minutes. I look forward to recapping our happiness of the week, and to sharing it with anyone who needs it, too.

    http://thefaultinourawesome.podbean.com/

    Like

  44. http://www.beccajeffadopt.com – we are looking for a birthmother for a private open adoption OR
    we are also looking to go to a new expensive agency and need help:
    http://www.gofundme.com/6d6goo

    Like

  45. I blog at http://www.honestmom.com about raising daughters and managing depression. I manage to laugh about it sometimes, too.

    Thanks, Jenny. You rock.

    Like

    Honest Mom recently posted How to help and support a depressed friend: do’s, don’ts, & resources.

  46. North American Travel site…learn about their history, the people, and other shit like that. http://www.americansmalltowns.com

    Like

  47. Thanks, Jenny!

    I crochet a little of everything, but my favorites are my pet hats. Custom orders are more than welcome.
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/ACleverColleen

    Like

    Sarah Colleen recently posted Pet Accessory: Crochet Easter Bonnet - hat for small pet - rabbit, bunny, guinea pig, cat, small dog, small animal by ACleverColleen.

  48. My friend Jules has pretty cool shit in a funky little shop in Medicine Park, OK. She’s also an alchemist and makes super delicious lotions, potions and such. Her shop sponsors a roller derby team! How much cooler can you get than that?! https://www.facebook.com/lunajoon

    Like

  49. Pimping out my photo ‘business’ :) We travel! (we’re still building the business in to an actual ….um, business)
    http://www.tedrodriguezphotography.com/

    Like

  50. Gabbie and Alice – 2 girls in 2nd grade that for their 8th birthdays asked for people to not get them presents, but instead donate to the in-school food pantry in our town’s elementary school. They raised over $19K so far and a u-haul full of food. http://www.gofundme.com/GabbieandAliceTurn8 These amazing and selfless little girls are world changers.

    Like

  51. Thanks, Jenny! I make handmade journals, cards, prints and more. http://birddoodle.etsy.com

    Like

  52. Why? Because we are F*cking Hilarous.
    http://www.creativewriter.pro/

    Like

  53. … I have nothing to whore out… worst. pimp. ever :(

    Like

    But That's For Another Blog recently posted Emma Stone, Spice Girls, and Your Dog Pooping on Your Pillow… it’s that kind of Friday..

  54. Well I made Jenny’s Mad Eye Toady, I wrote a couple of books that she didn’t seem to hate, and now I make Hellraiser lamps (because of course I do). https://www.etsy.com/listing/181428940/hellraiser-lament-configuration-inspired?ref=listing-shop-header-3

    (the other stuff that we do is over there in our shop as well)
    Thank YOU Jenny, and your second professor is dressed but needs his accessories. I’ll have him done eventually.

    Like

  55. When I have a bad day, I just look at this, and my day goes from fuck, to fabulous. http://justanotherstaticheart.blogspot.com/2014/03/this-is-why-people-think-im-weird.html

    Like

  56. I can pimp out myself, can’t I? I self published my book, it got 130,000 downloads, hit the Amazon top 10, I got a three book deal and now I’m having a panic over deadlines, so if you could go download it you’d make me very happy: http://www.amazon.com/Sealed-Kiss-Rachael-Lucas-ebook/dp/B00BE9EUW0/ (oh yes, and it’s set on a Scottish island and it’s got MEN IN KILTS and snogging and seals and it’s like Bridget Jones with castles)

    Like

    Rachael recently posted I’m speaking at BritMums Live 2014.

  57. A friend of mine is struggling to find a good home for a very good dog who had a rough start in life. Please check out https://www.facebook.com/AHomeforAtticus to read all about him. He needs a home with no other dogs or pets, and he will love you forever.

    Like

  58. Read my grammar blog. I sear it’s semi-funny. And call your senators and congress folks to ask them to support diabetes research!

    Like

  59. Thank you Jenny! Do you like science fiction? Like webcomics? Check out http://www.cryo-joe.com ! The comic follows the adventures Joe Kelsey and a group of explorers who set out on a mission of exploration to a near star and get more than they bargained for…

    Like

    Drew recently posted Page 2: Beginnings.

  60. 65
    Brattus Rattus

    April 12 at the SunSet Lounge in Escondido, California. 9 pm – 2 am

    We are having a “Fuck Cancer” Fund Raiser. I just beat cancer so that kicked off the idea. Lots of prizes. Good music. Good times. Best of all, the funds raised are going to cancer research.

    Fuck Cancer.

    Like

  61. My friend’s FABULOUS Steampunk-inspired Jewelry! http://www.etsy.com/shop/SimpleDiversions
    Thank You!!

    Like

  62. I’m fundraising for Girls on the Run — a local organization that uses running as a tool to support the growth of strong, confident, and healthy young women. I love how running makes me feel inside and out and this program encourages just that to young girls.

    Whether small, large, or just in spirit, I appreciate your support!

    Like

  63. Hot Glass art and jewelry: http://www.celtcraftdesigns.com

    Fused, slumped and torched glass pieces.

    Like

    Ruaidh recently posted One of the things I was taught..

  64. 69
    dragondance1021

    Awesome job now the pregnant lady wants a chocotaco too and in this tiny part of northern NJ there isn’t any to be had!!! I guess hubby’s going on a chocotaco expedition:)

    Like

  65. I am a yarn whore…please buy my shit so I can get more yarn

    https://www.etsy.com/shop/YarnChick40

    THANK YOU JENNY!

    Like

  66. 71
    bookshelfbombshells

    Awesome book reviews: http://www.bookshelfbombshells.com

    Awesome nerd culture by chick nerds: http://www.headoverfeels.com

    Both free and entertaining!!

    Like

  67. This ii not my blog but its an awesome one for anyone TTC, going through infertility, adoption or know anyone who is.

    Shit its really just a funny ass blog I like to read cause it talks about vajayjays and swimmers and I enjoy 2nd grade humor.

    http://ourmisconception.blogspot.com/

    Like

  68. I figured it might be a good idea to promote Nerd HQ here, since Jenny is a wonderfully passionate nerd herself! Actor Zachary Levi and his company The Nerd Machine hold Nerd HQ every year during Comic-Con and help a charity called Operation Smile raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for operations for children with cleft lips and/or pallets while holding some awesome parties and panels for fans. Due to some sponsorship issues, they need our help funding this event, and they’re only asking for $5- for more information and/or to donate, please go to IWantMyNerdHQ.com.

    Like

  69. Mother’s Day is coming! Spend the day with her, with your grandmas and aunts – compile a family cookbook! http://www.creatinganheirloom.com/ http://amzn.com/1494292521

    Like

    Wendy recently posted International Waffle Day - Mar. 25th; Chef Alex Guarnaschelli.

  70. This just made me laugh. A magician making dog treats disappear and you get to see the dog’s reactions. Totally made me laugh really hard. Everyone needs to laugh :D http://sftimes.co/?id=284&src=share_fb_new_284

    Like

  71. Jenny – you are the best!
    I’m a total geek and made a pretty little village in a video game. Screen shots: http://murrenpursuesthedream.com/2014/03/24/moving-day/

    Like

    Murren recently posted Moving Day!.

  72. Do you guys know about Amazon Smile?

    Register and choose your favorite charity or no -profit, and they gey a tiny percentage of your purchase price. Yeah, it’s a really small percentage, but it’s shit you were going to buy anyway.

    My charity of choice is the Red Door shelter here in Chicago. One of the few groups that works with abandoned rabbits, and since Easter is coming and the world is full of irresponsible assholed

    Like

  73. If you’re a blogger you should really join me, Baby Sideburns, Jen from People I Want to Punch in the Throat, and so many others at BlogU this June. It’s small, affordable, and you’ll learn a crapload of awesome stuff. And NickMom is sponsoring an open bar for our Saturday night party. So there’s that, too.

    http://www.bloguconference.com

    Like

  74. In the spirit of Jenny’s ever-so-awesome potty mouth, you guys should totally check out my INAPPROPRIATE & SOCIALLY AWKWARD baby and toddler clothes. Seriously. http://www.etsy.com/shop/biasedbaby

    Like

  75. Thank you for the opportunity. I work helping cancer patients whenever they have problems with their health insurance. From coverage ending due to being unable to work to challenges the families experience with their existing coverage, I try to give them the peace of mind they deserve and recognize the survivor’s efforts.

    I’ve been raising funds selling tacos and salsas (my Instagram @mexicanity has some of my weekly experiments) but any extra help will be appreciated. Even one dollar goes a long way. Thanks in advance for your kindness!

    http://main.acsevents.org/goto/HectorATX

    Like

  76. My team, the Scare Climbers, is competing in a race to the top of a 51-story building, and we plan to still be alive at the end of it. It’s a fundraiser for the American Lung Association and today we’re trying to get $12 donations. Thanks, Bloggess! http://action.lung.org/goto/joan

    Like

  77. I’m sure this will largely be ignored, but what the heck! In just under 6 weeks, I’m walking 39.3 miles in the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in honor of my survivor friends and all women! I’ve dedicated hours of training. Please support me if you can!! http://info.avonfoundation.org/site/TR/Walk/WashingtonDC?px=7373569&pg=personal&fr_id=2361

    Like

  78. You’re awesome, Jenny! If you’re ever in Southern California – any of you – please stop by my new age center, The Owl’s Lantern. Or virtually visit it: http://www.theowlslantern.com – thanks!

    Like

  79. Thank YOU for being awesome!!! :D
    I’ve just started making jewelry, inspired by pokemon, american horror story, just everything that makes me happy :D http://www.daisychubbshop.tumblr.com

    Like

    Daisy Chubb recently posted daisychubb: Official WIP pic for the tumblr! Working on some....

  80. Raising the last of the funds for artificial insemination before my eggs shrivel up and die. hahaha
    http://www.gofundme.com/littlepeanut

    Like

  81. I write a blog. Lately, I’ve been posting every 2 weeks as I made a deal with a friend to give one another “friendly reminders” if we forget to post. It seems to be working well so far. I’ve remembered every time, and she… well, lets just say she’s gotten quite a few “friendly reminder” e-mails. :)
    My favorite post: “Gandalf The Grey, But Not So Wise.” http://jeanietortoisefly.blogspot.ca/2011/11/gandolf-grey-but-not-so-wise.html

    Like

    Jeanie recently posted Will Wonders Never Cease?.

  82. Thanks, Jenny! Just launched our new site, with my husband’s photography now available for digital download. <3 http://blackinkvirtual.com/photography/

    Like

  83. My theater company, Retro Productions, is working on this amazing new play (for your NYC readers and anyone else who can make it to NYC the first two weeks of May) called AN APPEAL TO THE WOMAN OF THE HOUSE by Christie Perfetti Williams. It runs May 3-17, 2014.

    What would you do if history knocked on your door?
    It is just after midnight in May, 1961 when David and his fellow lost Freedom Riders knock on the door seeking assistance in the form of a phone and a place to stay until daylight. But Gideon, who knows this is Klan country, is reluctant to let in this band of mixed race college kids until Rose forces him to open the door with the acknowledgement that “they’re just babies.” What follows is a touching story of race, love, acceptance and learning how to stand up for what you believe.

    FB PAGE: https://www.facebook.com/RetrosAppeal
    Fundraising page (our video is up there too): http://thefield.org/sa/550733

    Like

  84. We do workshops in the summer teaching people how to make halloween props. It helps pay for our halloween obsession. If anyone is in the Portland, OR area Jun-Aug you might want to attend one. If you are in the area in October check us out. http://davisgraveyard.com/workshops/

    Like

  85. I’d like to pimp out one of my favorite humor blogs, One Funny Motha: http://www.onefunnymotha.com. One of my favorite articles of hers is on Detached Parenting: http://onefunnymotha.com/2013/01/31/detached-parenting-the-only-way-to-parent/

    Like

    Kelly Fox recently posted Blogapalooza: My First Boyfriend.

  86. I’m gonna pimp my wife’s series of lesbian vampire novels set in San Antonio. I would read these even if I WEREN’T married to her — they are full of snarky bitey goodness. http://tinyurl.com/mwraxy8

    Like

    Jennifer recently posted Magazine Freebies: Free Subscription To Better Homes & Gardens.

  87. Just the stuff I make. Save the broken vintage I say! Well and allow me to keep being a hoarder, well not hoarder cause I have it all so nicely organized, OK no, I’m really a vintage hoarder. I make cool stuff out of stuff that isn’t really jewelry too. OK and I hoard that as well. So yes, enable away.

    https://www.etsy.com/shop/ReaganJuel?ref=si_shop

    Like

  88. http://www.Kiva.org. Loan to entrepreneurs world-wide, helping folks work their way out of poverty; when your loan is repaid you can loan the money out again. Win-Win! (thanks for sharing the pimp space Jenny!)

    Like

  89. Drinking glasses made from wine bottles we collect from bars and restaurants so they don’t end up in landfills. Perfect for wine slushees! http://refreshglass.com/shop/

    (I have two of these! Love them. ~ Jenny)

    Like

  90. Thanks Jenny!! You are awesome!
    Check out my blog if you want to :-)
    theawkwardauthority.blogspot.com

    Like

  91. I have two blogs on WordPress: Et Cetera, etc. (general topics) and Bipolar Me (one guess). Visit anytime!

    Like

    Janet Coburn recently posted I Blame the Cats. Always..

  92. In the spirit of this post I visited your advertiser, Silk Words. It reminded me a lot of any Nora Roberts romance.

    Like

  93. 101
    Annie Coburn

    Five Points. It’s the revenge of the roadkill. With puppets, and a Bradley Cooper lookalike. It’s like I made it for the People of the Bloggess. (Which kinda, I did.)

    Like

  94. Jenny, you always inspire me to be brave. So does my friend, Tyler Glenn of Neon Trees.
    He bravely came out as gay via Rolling Stone magazine. And he brought the reporter to my music venue, Muse Music (https://www.facebook.com/MuseMusicCafe), when they were in town, which was an added bonus. :)

    http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/neon-trees-tyler-glenn-gay-mormon-and-finally-out-20140325

    Like

  95. I’d love to be able to afford one of your ads one day. For now check out my Etsy shop for Night Fox Jewelry–Modern Elegance Crafted by hand http://www.etsy.com/shop/nightfoxjewelry
    Thanks, Jenny!!!!

    Like

  96. 104
    bakesinslippers

    You are awesome. Pimpin my blog and facebook page, thanks! http://bakesinslippers.com/ https://www.facebook.com/bakesinslippers

    Like

  97. My most-read post is about poking leather with a fork, but I guarantee there’s more interesting stuff here if you look around. http://wennymakesit.blogspot.com/

    Like

  98. I sent you my Major Mini Dress in Red My Mind after your red dress post. I’m a lingerie expert and my new company is empowering women by making shapewear fun!
    http://shopjeweltoned.com/collections/shop

    Like

  99. I started a CAMPAIGN… one that fights against media sensationalism and moreover, against giving undo notoriety to violent criminals that commit mass-shootings or bombings. We don’t need these people’s names and faces all over the news/news feeds. JOIN at http://www.facebook.com/antinotorietycampaign

    Like

  100. If you’re in Downers Grove (outside of Chicago), stop by my awesome spice & tea shop to buy some yummy things! Mention Beyonce or Jenny and I’ll give you 20% off your order. :)

    Spice Merchants
    5225 Main Street
    Downers Grove, IL 60515
    630-829-2000

    Like

  101. I want to pimp the awesome charity fighting extreme poverty that I’m lucky to work for- Concern Worldwide. In NYC and want to come run four miles with us on April 12? http://www.concernusa.org/springrun

    Like

  102. I’m pimping out the dog rescue that saved me when I was depressed. Through them I gained friends, dogs of my own, and I formed happy little dog families all over the state of Arizona: Arizona Boston Terrier Rescue. http://www.azbtrescue.org.

    They can always use donations or volunteers.

    Like

  103. Mark Horvath is doing incredible work at Invisible People. Check it out and click the donate button if you can http://invisiblepeople.tv/blog/

    Like

  104. Really goofy outlook on motherhood, fitness and how my dog is trying to kill me.

    Like

    bethmarkley recently posted If I go missing one day, someone talk to the dog.

  105. Thank you for being Jenny Lawson (my vote for person I’d most like to have as my neighbor), anf letting us pimp our rad shit. I make awesome kids clothes… including a Tardis skirt.
    http://www.lillipopsdesigns.etsy.com

    Like

  106. I volunteer for Diamond Dachshund Rescue and we are having a wine tasting on April 4th in Boerne, Texas. It’s called Wine for Wiener Dogs. Not sure it gets any better than tasting wine to benefit rescuing dachshunds! We will even have a brewery there. If you can attend, please do. If you’d like to buy a ticket as a donation, that is also welcomed. Thanks for considering it!

    http://wineforwienerdogs.org/

    Like

  107. Thanks for hosting this. I’m linking to a funny post from a friend. If you’ve ever thought about buying a house, selling a house, or living in a house, here’s the BEST way to test it out b/4 moving in: http://www.foxywinepocket.com/2014/03/18/the-open-house/

    Like

  108. Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy is the leading genetic killer in children. Urge the FDA to Say YES to Accelerated Approval for safe, effective therapies for children with Duchenne. We need 100,000 signatures by midnight on March 29th. http://t.co/QFvDW7iPkf

    Like

  109. 118
    Melissa Koczur-Mitchell

    I have about a zillion tabs open right now thanks to all of you commenters. Thank you, Jenny, for giving your readers an opportunity to pimp themselves. Gonna go read/shop/donate/sign petitions now.

    Like

  110. I don’t sell anything, I just started a blog about my family’s life on a gulf island in Canada. I’m a graphic design student, we own a hair salon (the hubs is a stylist), I’m a proud soccer mom, and I’m writing my memoirs about being a hippie kid & growing up in an apostolic Pentecostal “cult” fundamentalist community… And then finding my place in the world outside of religion… I’ll be sharing some of those amusing stories on my blog too… http://islandsneezer.com

    Like

  111. I’m really, really proud of the things that I make out of paper!

    http://abitofgeek.net/category/sculpturephotos/

    Framed, in shadow boxes, 3D layered images :D

    Like

  112. I write a book blog that is… Well, it’s full of books. Anyway, today’s post features a fake photo of me with the lovely and talented Bloggess, so please come visit me? http://www.wordsforworms.com/2014/03/25/top-ten-tuesday-my-bookish-bucket-list/

    Like

  113. Thank YOU for being so fabulously hilarious and candid and crazy :) I’ve recommended your book to at least 5 people since I read it, and they all bought and loved it!

    I’d like to pimp out my blog, The Memorist (www.thememorist.com)!

    Like

  114. My first book! Took me a year to write it and when it went live I about had a panic attack.
    http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HVROJ2A

    Like

  115. Thanks! I’m the one who advertises on the top right of The Bloggess blog in the space that says “Enjoy a Quick Laugh?” If you haven’t clicked it yet, try this post to see if it tickles your fancy! Thanks for checking it out! http://www.sothenstories.com/startling-discovery-inspires-hooha-award

    Like

  116. 125
    abeerfortheshower

    Very cool of you to do this, so thank you!

    We wrote a novel, and it’s pretty awesome. Black Elvis, a drunken janitor, and a stripper embark on an epic quest to not become zombie food in Dead and Moaning in Las Vegas. 99 cents this week only, and thanks to all who check it out. http://www.amazon.com/Dead-Moaning-Vegas-Brandon-Meyers-ebook/dp/B009B8BFAG

    Like

  117. Chicago Knits Magazine. A new quarterly print magazine devoted to the irreverent Chicago yarn arts.

    Subscriptions and ad rates available on our website.

    chicagoknitsmag.com

    #ChicagoKnits

    Like

  118. My taxidermy shop! Working on putting up more pieces this week!

    Like

    Amber Keithley recently posted Anthropomorphic Plague Doctor Rat by MementoMoriTaxidermy.

  119. Something you would totally make fun of but LOVE! Diva Dish Gloves™ http://www.fancypantzdesigns.com

    Like

  120. I love the song “Happy”….I play it everyday. Pharrell Williams or WOTE(Walk Off The Earth) versions…I love them both. I am sure in 6 months I will hate this song.

    Like

  121. Pimpin my pitiful collection of handmade chainmaille jewlery https://www.etsy.com/shop/EleganceinChains
    Enjoy! and thanks Jenny!

    Like

  122. It’s Chocolate Peanut Butter Day on the blog: http://www.foodlustpeoplelove.com – Thirty-one recipes for chocolate and peanut butter deliciousness plus giveaways from OXO, King Arthur Flour and Peanut Butter & Co. Thanks for letting us pimp our stuff today, Jenny, and to the rest of you, thanks for stopping by. :)

    Like

    Stacy recently posted Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Squares #ChocPBDay.

  123. 132
    Leigh Spencer

    My first book is out! Tequila and Cookies. http://www.amazon.com/Tequila-Cookies-A-Poetry-Collection/dp/1494915618

    I may name the next one Sangria and Chocotacos in your honor, Jenny.

    Like

  124. I’m going to pimp Adam Ellis because he made a hat for a dead rat. http://instagram.com/p/l7k0A4oU05/# And he’s funny.

    Like

  125. Lots to plug, but I’d rather tell you how wonderful you are. I love your talent and your honesty.

    Like

  126. Do you have naturally curly hair and are at your wit’s end on how to manage it?
    http://livecurlylivefree.com/

    Like

  127. Thanks Jenny for the room to pimp! You blog and book is awese and can’t wait to the next one!!
    Here is my shameless plug! Make one of a kind coffee scoops to add a little bling to your usuall morning coffee routine! Check out my Etsy shop:) http://www.shesacrafty1.etsy.com
    Thanks again!!

    Like

  128. Thanks Jenny I did buy your book and I had a hard time reading it cause I was laughing so hard. At one point I think my husband thought I was having a seizure! lol
    Thanks for the laughs and I would like to share my artwork with you!

    https://www.facebook.com/C.L.Tonning.Artist?ref=hl

    Like

  129. My stepdad’s art! He does a lot of sculpture with bicycles, and I have never met anyone who didn’t immediately love it. It’s very cool, sometimes whimsical, and he puts a lot of thought into it all. http://www.vanderwegesculpture.com/

    Like

  130. I make jewelry! Not a lot of people buy it, probably because I’m not so good at the mainstream thing. Some of my stuff is cute-weird and I love it, but no one else does. But i’mma pimp it out anyway because my student loans are coming due soon and I’m afraid of them. So check my store now, and then come back in a couple days, because I just bought a bag of silver cat charms and things will happen:

    http://www.storenvy.com/stores/103489-craftily-done

    Like

  131. Just pimpin’ my blog http://www.multitaskingmumma.com – I write about my family and mental health awareness.

    Like

  132. I sell photographic prints and sex toys. But not together. Because that’d be weird. Photography is the Zenfolio link; Passion Parties is the sex toy link. jennessasby.com

    Like

  133. We own a small, local family business in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and we manufacture thermal break aluminum windows, vinyl windows and commercial store front systems. . Check us out if you’re in the tri state area at http://www.romatherm.com.

    Thanks so much Jenny!!!

    Like

  134. Please visit http://theracetoyes.org/ and sign the White House petition to have the FDA fast track trial-proven medication to treat Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. Your signature could save a young boy’s life.

    Like

  135. 144
    Diane Galloway

    How about a fundraiser for another 100% disabled Veteran screwed by the VA system: http://www.gofundme.com/5yioj0

    Like

  136. I’m running my very first half-marathon on April 6th. Running. Not walking. I have RRMS and have struggled through the training but I’m gonna do it if I have to sleep for 3 days afterwards. Proceeds are going to help victims and families of the Boston Marathon bombing so yeah. http://orrrc.org/index.php/orrrc-events/april/84-orrrc-marathon-a-half-marathon

    Like

  137. My husband and I lost our first baby at 21w pregnant in December 2013 due to severe fatal anomalies. We are still in huge medical debt (yes, despite insurance) and would love to spread our story.

    http://www.gofundme.com/5kpjks

    Like

  138. I wrote a book about how everyone has wisdom, regardless of age! I think it’s pretty awesome. Also – I’m a Creative Specialist so I do a lot of stuff including logo design, custom sneakers and animation. Check it out: http://www.faunawolfcreations.com

    Like

  139. Not me, but a lady I know that makes the best natural soaps, lotions, shampoo and other stuffs! http://www.hhsoap.com/

    Like

  140. http://www.ourmisconception.blogspot.com – My uterus is missing like Jimmy Hoffa, my husbands swimmers swim backwards, and I have a surrogate with purple lady bits. Just any another day at Infertiletown, USA. This has now been pimped, so check out my broken uterus chronicles!

    Like

    C&C recently posted No Womb for TMI in Surrogacy.

  141. 150
    wiccandove

    Not sure this went through the first time…an interweb wizard I am not..Pimpin my chainmaille jewelry https://www.etsy.com/shop/EleganceinChains

    Like

  142. Everyone is invited to the 2014 Texas Wine & Rogue Art Fest in Salado, Texas this weekend, March 29 & 30. Not my event to pimp out but I so worthy of a shout out. They are Rock Stars at Salado Wine Seller! They grow it, make it and know how to celebrate it. Check out their story on the website and get a look at all the cool artists that will be at the event. 20 small wineries and some truly a-freakin-mazing artists, mixed with great food and cool music.

    Like

  143. If you are a woman of child bearing years, please make sure you get a full days requirement of folic acid (in orange juice and commercial bread) to avoid Spina Bifida and neural tube defects. The defect occurs before you even know you are pregnant.

    Like

  144. The music of Jeffrey Lewis always makes me feel better and more people should hear it :
    http://www.thejeffreylewissite.com/

    Like

  145. https://www.bookbub.com/home/
    This place is awesome. Free books, cheap books, so many books! I am literally backed up on my reading for at least the next 2 years with the amount of books i have gotten for FREE! Name one person who doesn’t like free stuff……See! You can’t, cuz everyone does!

    Like

  146. Here is my weird book, called Something Smells Like Pee. http://www.amazon.com/Something-Smells-Like-Pee-Observations/dp/1481215620

    I wanted to support the Bloggess by advertising it here, but you’ve got a waiting list and I have no patience or money, and also I totally suck at book promotion (which I am now learning the hard way) and advertising here just made WAY too much sense.

    Hugs

    Like

  147. First Book is awesome. Specifically my local group, of course, since I’m active in it. ;) We give books to kids in need. Every child needs a book of his/her own. http://supporters.firstbook.org/site/Clubs?club_id=1079&pg=main

    Like

  148. My husband and I lost our first baby at 21w pregnant in December 2013 due to severe fatal anomalies. We are still in huge medical debt (yes, despite insurance) and would love to spread our story.
    http://www.gofundme.com/5kpjks

    Like

  149. Great Tuesday Gift :) thank You

    I’ll pimp out my biz. We make custom web sites, blogs, and mobile apps and do all the techy things to support them, like hosting, and SEO, and training. –> http://www.i-tul.com

    +++ Support your local CASA, they are the rocks for foster kids and spend their time to make an incredible difference. http://sacramentocasa.org & http://casaplacer.org

    Like

  150. I wrote a novella. It’s a story about things that are out of your control, like growing up, falling in love, and having a bomb land on your desk. It’s only a dollar. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IMRQ64W

    Like

  151. 163
    Jessica Schwab

    I hope this is ok – the catastrophic mudslide in Oso, WA is right in my backyard. If anyone is able to help out the families involved, you can text ‘RedCross’ to 90999 for a $10 donation. Or donate directly online. http://www.redcross.org/news/article/Red-Cross-Responds-to-Washington-Mudslide Thank you, and please consider keeping this grief-stricken community in your thoughts & prayers.

    Like

  152. Want to find out which personality type you are? Type your blog’s URL.
    http://susielindau.com/2013/01/15/prepare-to-be-typealzyed/

    Thanks Bloggess! I would love to get the widget which includes blogger’s latest posts, but it’s not yet available for .com. You allow us to pimp every day!

    Like

    susielindau recently posted Reflections on a Perfect Night – Photo Essay.

  153. What a majorly cool thing to do, Jenny! I’ve found all sorts of wonderful things to support here. :) And now I’ll pimp my books ’cause I’m proud of them. I used to hang out with Rock stars, party with them, even made out with a few. So my Rock romances have real Rock guys who do real Rock stuff. Plus, the books will get you all hot (in a good way!) http://julipagemorgan.com/books

    Like

  154. 166
    Blurrypinkytoe

    Thank you for opening this space to pimp out our dreams: mine is a pretty cool project, which will allow people who care like you and your readers, to help street children and stray dogs. http://www.dogitforward.com Let’s start the Dog It Forward movement!

    Like

  155. My latest blog post: How do you react when your young kids (6 & 10) are watching a TV show and the subject of sex change surgery comes up? If you’re me, you stall and distract and hope they forget.

    Like

    TechyDad (@TechyDad) recently posted Unprepared Parenting Moments.

  156. I kick major ass!!

    Like

  157. I’m pimping my porn site— Oh wait! it’s NOT a porn site. Some of you will be disappointed then, but it sounds like one– so there’s that. http://yourmotherisadirtygirl.wordpress.com/

    I hope when I’m popular like you, I can return this favor to the little guys. You rock.

    Like

    YourMotherIsADirtyGirl recently posted A Nod to the Little Rod…..I’m Talking D!ck.

  158. I’m trying to get back on the writing horse, if there is such a thing. Billy Wylde takes a look at the outcasts of society, and how, “every man deserves to see at least one star in his sky, no matter what he’s done.” It’s life and death and judgmental tractors on the farm. Plus if you like, you can vote for it. http://impoetry.livejournal.com/223871.html

    Like

  159. Help us build a giant dog park in Chicago! If you can’t donate money, use our Amazon Smile link and they will donate a percentage of your order to us.

    http://smile.amazon.com/ch/36-3637188

    http://hornerparkdogpark.org/donate/

    Like

    DFAC recently posted 150 Days of Donations: #5 Carry In not Carry Out.

  160. How fun! I’m pimping out my embroidery and it is definitely not feces…double checks Nope, no poo. etsy.com/shop/StitchFreakOnline
    Thanks, Jenny!

    Like

  161. My stepdad’s artwork/sculptures! http://www.vanderwegesculpture.com/

    I love his work – whimsical and fun, including several pieces that make me think of Dr. Seuss books, and always with a lot of thought and reflection on the world put into it. He’s a dyslexic art history professor who sculpts largely using bicycles as his medium, and I think everyone should see his stuff. :)

    Like

  162. I have a great album of fiddle music – http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/amymcnally

    Like

  163. Check out Nadia Bolz-Weber – a female, tattoo-covered Lutheran pastor who brings an amazing amount of clarity and insight into our relationships with God, established religion, and each other. While I am good with God & Jesus, I’ve never had much patience for dour, judgy church-people. If you feel the same, you will really enjoy this woman!!!

    Like

  164. Thank you for all that you do, Jenny! You bring added interest to our shared name. And my shameless plug here: Check out the self-explanatory http://www.GeekMom.com, and my fiance’s site on mental health awareness, http://terminallyintelligent.wordpress.com. Thanks!

    Like

    Jenny Williams recently posted Stephen Fry on Humanism.

  165. I was one of tehe VM movie backers, so I ask fans to go see the movie in theaters this week while it’s still out. And then maybe buy the digital download or VOD. There is also a book, a soundtrack and a score you can purchase, plus all 3 seasons. By supporting the movie, you support the fans who helped make it happen, and that can only lead to sequel(s). Thanks!

    http://www.fandango.com/veronicamars_166515/movietimes

    Like

  166. Nothing to pimp and I’m too old and worn out to be trying to pimp myself.
    Just want to Thank You for always making an old geezer geek’s day a little better with your humor and candid blog posts and tweets.

    Like

  167. A shout out to the Humane Society of Kodiak, which runs our local animal shelter, http://www.kodiakanimalshelter.org

    Like

  168. Like my small business: facebook.com/GlamGeekBoutique

    Like

  169. After pimping my site, I just wanted to leave a second comment to thank you and everyone else who comments here for being an antidote to the “want to rip the commenter out of the screen and slap them around a bit” kind of comment sections you find in too many other places. (Like the one place where someone actually claimed that people suffering from depression could just “decide to be happy.” Where’s the “drop an anvil on the commenter’s head” link?)

    Like

  170. I once made a giant hostess cupcake for a website called “pimp your snack”. In an unrelated note, I’m pimping my etsy shop, although it’s a bit sparse at the moment. More nerdy jewelry and superhero bags will be added soon.

    Like

  171. Professional theatrical costume designer and technician – sharing my portfolio. If anyone is looking to commission anything from a Halloween costume to a wedding gown, take a peek. I’d love to make you something fun and funky! http://www.MarciAgnes.com

    Like

  172. Aw, how lovely of you! I’d love to buy an ad off you sometime in the next year. :) Some of the sites I’ve visited through your ads have given me hours of entertainment (or envy at the shiny things!)
    In the meantime; I’m a freelance writer (writingbyapril.co.uk) and I write elsewhere too (http://wizzley.com/authors/April_M/ for instance).

    And so as not to be entirely selfish, I’d like to pimp Maggies, who support people with cancer and people affected by cancer, including friends and family of those with it. https://www.maggiescentres.org/

    Like

    April recently posted Planning a Wizard of Oz birthday party.

  173. If you like original stories built on unique premises, check out my book, The Meek.

    Everyone on the planet shrinks to about 4 inches tall and cats eat really well for a week or two.

    http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ANORCHW

    Like

  174. I just really want you to see this picture of my cat Prince Michael Jackson!

    Like

  175. Love your blogs!!! Pimp my glass?? http://Www.bellavistaglass.moonfruit.com
    Thanks, you rock!!!

    Like

  176. Jenny, you are awesome for giving people the opportunity to do this. And for many, many other reasons. Your book was one of the best purchases I ever made, and I buy a lot of stuff. The only thing I want to promote is senior shelter pet adoption. <3 Thanks!

    Like

  177. I am writing to say Thanks to you! I have just started a new blog and recently found you. I love reading your REAL blog…It keeps me laughing and always coming back for more! :)
    My new blog is: http://www.dailywineandchocolate.com/

    Like

  178. 191
    Travis Cotton

    These make great father’s day gifts:

    http://www.garagevacuums.net

    Like

  179. 192
    sairentohiru

    Thank YOU!

    I guess I’ll pimp myself. I don’t blog about personal stuff very often, but at the end of every month I post a media update in which I review every book I read and movie I watched. Occasionally there’s also a video game review. I can be found here: http://sairentohiru.blogspot.com/

    On the non-selfish front, I would like to pimp Meaty by Samantha Irby (hysterical memoir) and The Fall (breathtakingly beautiful and achingly sad movie starring Lee Pace).

    Like

  180. Bow ties and other accessories! Help me pay my ridiculous medical bills each month!
    http://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/AbandonedWarehouse

    Like

  181. YAY! Thank you Jenny.

    If you need iOS (iPhone/iPad) development needs, get in touch with us:

    http://www.brewmium.com

    Like

  182. Thank you for the opportunity!

    My friends are putting to kickstart an anthology called: Freaks & Weeping Children: An Anthology of Dark Fiction. There is only 4 days to go and a lot of money to raise. Karina Cooper, Delilah S. Dawson, Catherine Scully are just some of the names you might recognize. Take a peek: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/michaeldwoods/freaks-and-weeping-children-an-anthology-of-dark-f

    Like

  183. Oh god, so many blogs links and etsy stores for me to click on. I’m like a kid in a candy store (or a john cruising up a street lined with hookers, to keep Jenny’s metaphor going).

    And while we’re at it, I’ll pimp out my own Noble Squid Workshop. We design wedding invitations exclusively for you: http://www.noblesquid.com.

    Like

  184. I am promoting my blog design/resume/virtual assistant business. Why? Because my daughter needs braces and a tongue cradle and our dental insurance covers very little of it. If I don’t get her the braces soon, she will need jaw surgery. She’s nine and gets made fun of at school because of her teeth. Skewed Design Studios

    Like

  185. This video make me cry and cry, sharing for all the animal lovers and in case these two still need a home. http://youtu.be/1Xg2G_oINqc

    Like

  186. Thanks! I’d like to bring attention to Noonday Collection, a company that uses fashion & design to create economic opportunity for the vulnerable. For our artisans, we provide dignified jobs at living wages, no-interest loans, scholarship programs, emergency assistance and long-term trade. You create a marketplace for our artisans so they can earn more and work less and keep their families together. We also give a portion of our sales to place orphans in forever families. http://www.gracemiller.noondaycollection.com

    Like

  187. Three year old girl who called Gov Christie out on her house not being fixed yet from Hurricane Sandy cannot live in the RV they’ve spent the last 16 months in anymore. She has a disease that at any time can grow tumors along her nerve endings. Recently, a Go Fund Me has been set up so one of the rental properties the family owns can be fixed up enough to move into. Please share:

    http://www.gofundme.com/Nicole-House-Still-Broken

    Oh, and I’m a boudoir photographer in San Jose, CA. Will travel. :)

    Like

    JillianTodd recently posted Boudoir Outfit Ideas or What the Heck is My Body Type Anyway?.

  188. 201
    YOUR MOM KNITS

    I dye yarn! My shop is YOUR MOM KNITS https://www.etsy.com/your/shops/YourMomKnits/stats

    Like

  189. 202
    Dan Stockman

    The novel I wrote about a guy who tries to find the girl he loved as a teenager. You can imagine how well that works out. Also, there are insects – cicadas, specifically. http://www.amazon.com/dp/1492213306/ref=cm_sw_su_dp

    Like

  190. 203
    Brian Darby

    I sell blank t-shirts and clothes for the whole family. Perfect for embroidery or screen print, or storing for zombie apocolipse. http://www.discountfamilyt-shirts.com New customers save $5 off $30 orders with code:FIRSTTIME

    Like

  191. My daughter Marissa really wants to go on an educational trip, that we cannot afford. She found this site, to try to get donations. Very limited time. Help? http://www.gofundme.com/7qp39w

    Like

  192. I just started drawing a webcomic a few months ago. It’s a supernatural high school coming of age story.
    http://demontales.net/

    Like

  193. We’ve got hand-made whimsical and wearable monster-themed stuff we know you’d love (and it would help pay daughter’s way through film school too!!!)
    http://www.MostlyMonstersChulaVista.com and on Etsy at http://www.MostlyMonstersCV.etsy.com

    Like

  194. Authors…. If you’re looking for a book cover, I would love to talk to you. I still have a few openings in April. But they’ll go quickly!

    facebook.com/thecovercounts
    thecovercounts.com

    Like

    Renee Barratt recently posted How Much Does Your Image Count?.

  195. Thanks Jenny! You’re awesome and your book is effing hilarious! Pimping my blog post about Mike Rowe because you’re letting me. Don’t worry, there’s no feces involved. Well, it’s dirty, but no poo.
    http://snarkfestblog.blogspot.com/2014/02/hoping-for-interview-with-dirty-one.html

    Like

    Teri recently posted Kids: They cost. A LOT......

  196. I am pimping out a photography business that my daughter owns with her boyfriend. Check it out – if you live in Vermont you should ALWAYS use them for your photography needs! They’re awesome!
    http://www.purplebutterflyvt.com

    Like

  197. http://waitingforsatan.wordpress.com/
    If you like sad people and MS Paint art, you’ll love me.

    Like

  198. I wrote this post when I was depressed about the chaotic state of my life, and overwhelmed by the clutter in my house. I managed to get out of the fetal position long enough to snap a few photos, and wrote something that still makes me laugh: http://collectingtokens.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/quick-home-organization-projects-from-american-hovel-magazine/

    Like

    alejna recently posted cold comfort.

  199. For those who are interested in telling their Story, here’s my site. http://www.christianmarieherron.com/story-by-design.html

    Thank you Jenny! Loved your book and look forward to the next one. :)

    Like

  200. Thanks to Jenny for PIMP DAY!

    Like

  201. My husband’s fishing blog. Someone should read it since I don’t! fishthebaja.com

    Like

  202. Pimping out my husband…NO! Not like that!! 7 yrs in PR/Social Media/Comms, he’s been unemployed and looking for the last 9 months. NYC area. Someone hire him and I’ll buy all the chocotacos you want! http://www.linkedin.com/in/kraftmatthew/

    Like

    Katinkering recently posted Blogging Through Breast Cancer.

  203. I have an Etsy shop, though it’s kind of pathetic and really well-named.

    https://www.etsy.com/shop/studiorandom

    Also, as a mother who knows what it’s like to unnecessarily lose a child to adoption, I’ve gotten to the point that I really want to help other moms who don’t really want to give up their children but are being forced/coerced/pushed by circumstances/nicely browbeaten with stupid propaganda by self-serving people, into doing so. I’m not sure where to begin and already had one false start but if I come up with an answer before you do another of these posts I am totally going to pimp it here because one person’s heartbreak doesn’t justify causing another’s, period–and wow, I did limit myself to three sentences, runon as they are. :)

    Like

  204. Nothing to pimp out…just wanted to say that I’m pretty sure you’re a lost member of my family. Okay not really, but you’d fit in really well. :)

    Like

  205. Okay…Here is my favorite recent blog post…only because my 15 year old son is so goddamn clever and funny and all around AMAZING. http://www.rubbershoesinhell.com/like-father-like-son-also-dont-stand-chance/

    Like

    Michelle recently posted Washing Dishes And Drinking Vodka.

  206. I have prints of Samuri farting on each other. :) (More coming soon)
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/TinyDragonDesigns

    Like

  207. My Zazzle shop with random stuff like cards for people that have been diagnosed with Depression and stamps, canvases and jewelry with my original photography.
    http://www.zazzle.com/phonemes

    Like

    Jane @ The Blue Morpho recently posted Dear Universe, I Have an Announcement.

  208. I would love for anyone who has any extra money at all to consider donating to either:
    Make a Wish @ http://wish.org/
    or
    4Paws for Ability @ http://4pawsforability.org/

    We all know the amazing work that Make a Wish does and my daughter just had her wished fulfilled for a seizure alert dog thru Make a Wish and 4Paws for Ability. 4Paws is the only licensed service dog facility in the country that will give a service dog to kids with the level of disabilities that my daughter has. Along with providing amazing service dogs to kids with special needs, they give the to our Veterans who need some extra help after coming home from war. They are just amazing. Thanks for looking!

    Like

    Joanna recently posted Tough Decisions.

  209. My husband’s mechanical shop. http://www.quantummechanix.net/
    Arlington/Mansfield, TX area
    I would like to one day be able to afford Chocotacos, support local small business!

    Like

  210. Check out my etsy shop, I think you may like it. I crochet animals as lifelike as I can make them, yes that does include a taxidermy style lioness head just having eaten a unicorn. I also crochet amigurumi etc. https://www.etsy.com/shop/OokamiArt

    Like

  211. Six weeks ago, I got knocked up by a stranger who lives 3,000 miles away and a nurse with a steady hand. Shit got even realer when I found out there’s TWO feti up in there. I’m writing a blog, which will eventually become a memoir. Check it out if you like that kind of shit.

    Like

    Amy recently posted The "What's Happening to My Body?" Book for Amy.

  212. Very sweet for you to do this. My ebay store: http://stores.ebay.com/bbgaragesale – it helps pay for my health insurance and other necessities, like chocotacos.

    Like

  213. It’s hard out here for an introverted pimp.
    Jenny, can you see me half waving from the back of the room, half hiding behind the door?
    http://smithshack71.blogspot.com/
    -Angie

    Like

  214. I’m selfish so I will pimp out myself. If anyone wants to help save the ginger race, you might want to consider donating to our fertility treatment fund. https://fundly.com/team-baby-help-us-pay-for-fertility-treatments

    Like

  215. Marty is so wickedly talented.

    Like

  216. Buy Allie Brosh’s book HYPERBOLE AND A HALF. For when you have read and re-read THE BLOGGESS, and her book, and it is late, and you need something funny and meaningful to read.

    Like

  217. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/444983916/pietas-secularum My darling husband is kickstarting a curriculum that is a scholarly look at Christianity. It’s not religious, it’s about religion, and it’s got stupid small start up costs! PS, Jenny, you are one of my inspirations when my depression gets the best of me. Keep being YOU!

    Like

  218. I forgot my url! Here it is again in a nutshell and sorry I’m posting twice!
    Help a girl activate her #limitlesspotential by donating to Girls on the Run Boston! I love how running makes me feel inside and out and this program encourages just that to young girls.
    http://tinyurl.com/ngutl4y

    Like

  219. This is an annual fundraiser against cancer organized by a dear friend of mine. If you can’t donate, please pledge to give out as many high-fives as you can on April 17th. http://www.stayclassy.org/fundraise?fcid=298696

    Like

  220. AHHHH!!! I have eleventy billion tabs open now!! What a cool post!

    Like

  221. BTW: I’m going to click on every link in the comments and see what I can bookmark, like, comment on, or buy. Thanks for giving me something to do today that’s more fun than cleaning up after our new puppy, who is adorable, but still… Shopping is way better than picking up poop.

    Like

  222. I got off of my ass and set a goal!
    Maybe I’ll inspire others to be motivated and set goals and live their lives instead of just sitting around waiting!
    Do things!
    http://couchtocanyon.wordpress.com/

    Like

  223. 238
    billthescribe

    I write mystery/detective fiction in that sort of funny hard boiled style. Give Ray a try. You might like him.http://museituppublishing.com/bookstore/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=132&Itemid=82

    Like

  224. 239
    christine carbone

    People that love Harry Potter/Star Wars, etc. love: The Shadow of the Gauntlet
    I loved it and I am not even a sci-fi gal….. Here are the Amazon reviews: http://amzn.to/1dsjB6b Available on Amazon or direct http://www.scargen.com

    Like

  225. Jenny, you are awesome! y’all, please check out my blog and books! http://kitfrazier.com/wordpress/?p=4197

    Like

  226. I want to “pimp out” my non-profit afterschool program. It’s called The Mini Mermaid Running Club and it’s all about empowering young girls to value themselves and appreciate their uniqueness, learn to love movement, and to learn how to advocate for themselves and see the truth and lies we are constantly bombarded with as women about who and what we are supposed to act like/look like/be like. We offer the program at no cost to schools with greater than 65% of students receiving free or reduced priced lunch.

    http://www.minimermaidrunningclub.org

    Like

  227. My bestie makes wonderful jewelry; goth, steampunk and just plain elegant, using hand beading and jeweler’s resin: http://tmoriginalsjewelry.com
    And I do custom wedding albums/family albums, including design, retouching, and fixing not-so-great photos, for newlyweds & families at http://www.alacartealbums.com

    So much great stuff in this comment thread!

    Like

  228. Leukemia/Lymphoma patients often need bone marrow transplants to save their lives – and it’s not the big scary needle in the back type surgery dramatic tv shows would have you believe! You can sign up online to be sent a DNA cheek swab test which will then add you to the online worldwide registry that is used to search for bone marrow matches – if you do match, you do a simple blood draw which is used to CURE PEOPLE OF CANCER. Incredible!

    Sign up here:
    https://www.deletebloodcancer.org/home.html
    

    Like

  229. My bestie makes wonderful jewelry; goth, steampunk and just plain elegant, using hand beading and jeweler’s resin: http://tmoriginalsjewelry.com
    And I do custom wedding albums/family albums, including design, retouching, and fixing not-so-great photos, for newlyweds & families at http://www.alacartealbums.com

    So much great stuff in this comment thread!

    Like

    Jeliza Patterson recently posted Eve’s Gift (study).

  230. LOVE this blog – one day would love to be able to buy space to support more wine slushies! Pimping out my business – http://www.myinitials-inc.com/alicia-shumaker ….this mama’s got bags, and totes, and organizers…and needs to buy more diapers!

    Like

  231. 247
    Loree Parker

    I’m Director of Programming for Norwescon, the Pacific Northwest’s premier science fiction and fantasy convention. We’re all-volunteer, non-profit, and a heck of a good time if you’re into that kind of thing. Our next convention is Easter weekend, and we’ve got an awesome lineup if I do say so myself: http://www.norwescon.org/

    Like

  232. Jenny, this is very thoughtful of you.
    I’d like to pimp my blog, http://www.katie-stew.com/blog
    I write about mostly food, because I love eating and drinking, but also about books and art. I hope you visit!

    Like

  233. I’m pimping out myself (but not like that)… because I want to go on 50 first dates during the next 12 months. Why not?

    Like

    Stubbs recently posted 50 First Dates.

  234. My new hilarious dating blog. I promise you’ll laugh out loud.

    Like

    damedessa recently posted The Date with Daddy Issues.

  235. The game my fiance made for me for Valentine’s Day: http://www.cube-and-star.com

    Like

  236. On the weekends, I sing lead in a classic rock cover band: http://www.easttexasgarageband.com … I’m the fluffy gray-haired dude singing “Oh, Pretty Woman.”

    Like

  237. Today’s post is a good one to stop by and chat about bullying of book reviewers. http://nursewannabeinfl.com/2014/03/25/when-street-teams-go-rogue/

    Like

  238. If you think sustainability is important and work at or go to a college or university – check out this amazing site – http://www.foodrecoverynetwork.org/

    Like

  239. Are you still reading this? You should take a break and look at these cool messenger bags and accessories for Interesting People –> http://www.BagChemistry.com

    Like

  240. Please read my blog. I write about my first love: books! http://fitzwater-stevens.com/bookgrrl/

    Like

  241. Recycled and quirky jewellery with added skulls in the Uk. http://www.pookledo.com

    Like

    sarah recently posted Multi Coloured Glass Pearl Bracelet by Pookledo.

  242. I am going to pimp out a special kind of technology, which I personally have no contribution in, but I think it’s awesome because it brings my I-want-warm-cheesy-popcorn-smell-to-be-my-ringtone dream. http://edition.cnn.com/2014/03/17/tech/innovation/the-ophone-phone-lets-you-send-smells/

    Like

    Miss Gee recently posted Over Thinking BuzzFeed Quizzes.

  243. I write a humor blog that I’d love for you to check out! My Hubs and I are childfree by choice, so don’t expect a mommy blog.

    Like

    Kris London recently posted Bigfoot BS.

  244. Chocotacos?? Where can I get some???

    I’m pimping out my PSA on the Barre fitness craze. Don’t. Do. It. http://myyearofsweat.wordpress.com/2014/02/26/pure-hell-at-pure-barre/

    You’re welcome.

    Like

    nancytex2013 recently posted psa: don’t run with a broken ass.

  245. My brother wanted to learn to make apps & I like to drink… Lickety Shots was born! Try them out. They make your day better & increase your popularity at work (except with the boss)!
    Love you Jenny! Pimpin’ ain’t easy but you make it look like it is!

    Like

  246. You just always wanted to be a pimp didn’t you Jenny! Well I’ll happily allow you to fulfill that dream. Thanks for being so awesome
    http://www.amotherlife.com/

    Like

    Molley@A Mother Life recently posted And so begins another long stretch of Single Parenting.

  247. I’ll totes pimp out my own blog. 80’s and 90’s YA novel snark! It’s good times, I promise!

    Like

    Jess recently posted Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret..

  248. First of all, your book is phenomenal, I loved it. When’s the second one coming? And second, I’m a proud consultant for Rodan + Fields and would love to help your readers find BEAUTIFUL skin (boys AND girls alike!). Thanks for always keeping us laughing :D

    Like

  249. My blog about my life as a mother and a wife and hating laundry….. http://www.mommaosmusings.com
    Thank you Blogess!!!!

    Like

  250. 268
    Sue Sewell

    Kids’ book about special needs puppy “Poppy the Three-Legged Puppy” by Sue Sewell available on Amazon! Great for all kids 2-8.

    Like

  251. 269
    Madame Defarge

    My Etsy shop. I can also make jewelry with your photos.

    https://www.etsy.com/shop/kfcaudell

    Like

  252. I love that you have decided to allow us to pimp ourselves out in recognition for supporting your site! I love that you don’t do all the crazy ad things like other sites!

    I would love to share my newly formed Etsy shop: blurredlinesofsanity.etsy.com I only have one Doctor Who themed item up as of now, but I am working away in a dark room making more things I promise!!

    Like

    Admin recently posted Etsy Shop News!.

  253. Nothing to sell.. yet. I have a book I’m working on that was practically born (created?) to be advertised on The Bloggess side bar, but I’m still writing.

    That said, this is cool. Thanks Jenny!

    Like

  254. Humor from The Black Inn (aka: the cheap place we stayed during renovation.) http://lindamalcolm.com/me-and-my-boys/finders-keepers/

    Like

  255. Pimpin’ a dear friend & awesome soap maker/artist: http://www.alamocandelaria.com – Her stuff is amazing!

    Like

  256. I am a volunteer with Impact Bay Area, a grassroots nonprofit that teaches full force self-defense and verbal boundary setting to women, teens, and little kids. http://www.impactbayarea.org/

    They are awesome and are developing LGBTQ classes this year, and if you give them money it turns into scholarships so no one ever gets turned away due to lack of funds.

    Like

  257. Check out my online shop: http://www.kits.etsy.com. I make Mini Book Pendants, like the one I made for Jenny of Let’s Pretend This Never Happend

    Like

  258. I’m an avid stalker of your blog, but I don’t comment because apparently my social anxiety extends to the internets. All that to say, you always help me feel brave so I thought today was as good a day as any to post, since it not only scares me to comment but to put my blog out there…

    Like

    Anna Kristine recently posted Life Lessons That Make You Say YOWZA..

  259. I paint faeries and enchanted things with pixels and sell them as prints or useable merchandise. I’m actually more talented than I look… at least that’s what strangers keep telling me.
    http://www.etherealearth.ca
    http://www.etherealearth.etsy.com
    http://www.zazzle.com/etherealearth

    Like

  260. I’m pimping my Dickens Fair pinup photo session with Stormtrooper.



    Like

  261. Here’s a little snippet of my blogging. It’s all about still growing up at 50 with two alcoholics, two dogs, two cats, stepchildren, my own children….no taxidermy at this time but I am thinking this option may reduce the amount of pet fur I am eating…vacuuming.

    http://itsmeterilyn.com/2013/11/04/dont-look-em-in-the-eyes/

    Love reading about your world.

    Like

  262. Bags what look like monsters. Also, ebook covers, wallets, and an invitation to monstery special orders. Bags without eyeballs produced as well.
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/sixgables

    Like

  263. Linen pinafores ..see my etsy shop. Aptosbeach.etsy.com

    Like

  264. Thanks, Jenny!

    I wrote a blog post about my recent miscarriage to try to break down the stigma around talking about miscarriage. I swear, my blog is usually funny.

    http://thepajamamama.net/the-loss/

    Like

    Heidi M. recently posted The MaMade Blog Hop #8.

  265. 283
    Karen Boeder

    My husband is riding the MS 150 in three weeks, please help him raise money! He’ll ride 150 miles on a bike, no problem, ask people for money though, he has trouble with that. https://secure3.convio.net/nmss/site/Donation2;jsessionid=8E26982FB40BF236819228CE78B9DEB9.app321a?idb=999378462&df_id=46239&FR_ID=22598&PROXY_ID=12820

    Like

  266. What a thoughtful thing to do! Thank you for doing this, Jenny. You are a great reminder of all that is good and kind about the blogging world. Now, which post to pimp out… hmmm, how about this one? http://notesfromtheshallowend.com/jamie-oliver-youre-dead-to-me/

    Like

  267. 285
    scarlettsiren

    I actually JUST got back from selling at a convention! My friend makes custom etched glass and barware- and all of it is geeky! There’s a lot on the site now, and more is going up as soon as we photograph is. She also takes commissions- really she can put almost anything on a glass. And since we’re big nerds, we won’t look at you funny when you make a request!
    http://www.etsy.com/shop/CoventryDecor

    Like

  268. Need SEX ADVICE from someone totally unqualified to give any? Write to me notreallyabarista@gmail.com. It’ll be fun. And weird.
    I’m Not Really a Barista

    Like

  269. Not much in my Etsy shop at the moment, only one lonely little Doctor Who bib, but there’s always something happening on my facebook page. https://www.etsy.com/shop/muggabug and http://www.facebook.com/muggabug. Thanks!

    Like

  270. I pimp first my book, LAUGHS LAST which everyone will love: http://www.amazon.com/Laughs-Last-Dylan-Brody/dp/0989455254 And second Jackie Kashian’s new stand-up special because she’s fantastic. http://www.allthingsrecords.com/

    Like

  271. I would like to pimp out my weight loss coffee business. Check out my site for more info:

    http://myjavita.com/rachelboyde

    Like

  272. World Vision just decided to hire (or not discriminate against hiring) people in homosexual relationships. As a result a lot of far right “christians” are dropping their support for the children World Vision helps. If you would like to counteract this ridiculous stance of taking money away from hungry kids because of a stupid doctrine debate – go sponsor a child here:
    http://my.worldvision.org/

    Like

  273. Today the student athletes at Ryerson University are running a Twitter campaign to raise awareness and funds for mental wellbeing and the Do it for Daron program at The Royal in Ottawa, a youth-driven initiative focused on raising awareness and inspiring conversations about youth mental health. Tweet & RT the hashtag #RamsTalk and the Ryerson Rams will donate five cents. As of 12:00 there had been 7,907 #RamsTalk tweets, $395.35 and counting! http://www.difd.com/ #DepressionLies

    Like

  274. I would actually love to try advertising in your sidebar, but in the meantime I’ll stick with this. I blog about being a “domestic nerd” who loves video games, knitting, crochet, and books. It’s a weird mix, but I include pictures of my cats to make it somewhat palatable. Here I am: http://www.wildblueyoshi.com

    I also sell handmade jewelry in my etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WildBlueYoshi

    Like

    Katy Bug recently posted Oh, Yarn. You Deceptive Devil..

  275. Well, there’s my blog – http://www.andreamulderslater.com. But then there’s my husband’s artwork. He paints entire pictures using a single line that never touches or crosses itself. http://geoffslater.com/linepaintings.shtml

    Like

    Andrea Mulder-Slater recently posted The crow caws at 5am.

  276. I want recognize Canine Companions for Independence and the great work they do! Please visit their site and read about them. Also, for anyone in the Atlanta area, there will be a charity fundraiser: http://www.cci.org/faf/home/default.asp?ievent=1077173&lis=0&kntae1077173=651F3F8FE80A4D9CB296D58D0539FAD8
    If you want to donate to the event or participate, here’s another link: http://www.cci.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=1077173&supid=390044438
    Thank you Jenny for the opportunity to post this!

    Like

  277. I don’t know about chocotacos — but I’ll testify to the glory of salty nacho chips with vanilla icing.
    This discovery had nothing to do with trying to keep myself from eating my daughter’s chocolate-dipped pretzels. Really.

    Like

  278. I’m still oogling a giant Beyonce in town thanks to you.

    Crochet octopuses and other goodies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/aetherieworks

    Like

  279. I used to write a blog, but life got in the way! Check it out anyway! https://www.agirlnamedcharley.wordpress.com

    Like

  280. I just want to thank everyone who has ever jumped over to my blog after I’ve commented here – I hope I haven’t disappointed anyone. Hugs, Jenny!

    Like

  281. Oops…Hey, Jenny, the first comment I posted (that didn’t seem to appear) is showing up now. I didn’t mean to comment twice. The first comment, number 123, could probably be deleted if you get a chance/want to. Thank you and I’m sorry.

    Like

  282. i don’t have a site or anything, but…

    Jenny, i saw you when i was just starting to write my Master’s thesis, and i saw you again the day before i submitted it. And the thing i have to pimp out is… my thesis was named the Outstanding Thesis of my College for 2014. i didn’t win the overall University prize… but seriously being told my thesis was good enough to beat out all the other theses from all the other department in my college (social sciences), not to mention the fact that my department wanted to nominate it in the first place, is the biggest victory i could ever have dreamed of.

    And you honestly, really, helped me through it. i don’t know how i could have done it without the lovely distractions you supplied me with, plus the blanket encouragements, and those wise words from Neil Gaiman “Pretend you’re awesome.” I did. and i guess now i kind of am.

    So i guess in pimping myself, i’m pimping you too. Wait. That sounds wrong. But seriously. Thank you.

    Like

  283. OK I do have my own items to pimp, and thanks Jenny for allowing me to pimp. I make jewelry from spent bullet shells and sell empty bullet shells on etsy – https://www.etsy.com/shop/BulletsNBeads

    Like

  284. I bought the book! Does that count? And since I get a large part of my readers from this website, I owe YOU a thank you. Nothing to sell, but I can share one of my favorite older blog posts here: http://itsa-long-story.blogspot.com/2013/06/standing-in-lines.html

    Like

    stef recently posted Plant-Based, Whole Foods, Blah, Blah--Yeahright. An Update-.

  285. I’m actually about to do a charity!!!! I’ll give u details when I get it started. I’ve decided I can’t help everybody—but I CAN help one person!! That’s my new charity motto.

    Like

  286. I’ll pimp out one of my favorite charities that helps dogs and kitties get adopted. I live all the way across the country but they are family supporting family and 100% go to the animals! http://projectpearlnc.org

    Love how you care for animals and find the awesome in their personalities! Check them out of FB too people!!

    Like

  287. And also I will plug Merimask… https://www.etsy.com/shop/Merimask who I had the fun of discovering at a local event when she was selling leather butterflies. SPECIFIC SPECIES butterflies, mind you. If/when we ever move to a bigger home, I want one of her masks like she designed for Cirque de Soleil!

    Like

  288. This is one of my favorite blogs. She always tells a great story about some pretty hard stuff. Plus, she doesn’t sell out to ads, etc, so I wanted to give MOE at http://www.momintwocultures.com/ a shout out!

    Like

  289. 307
    JennyUR2FUNNY

    There is a really cool small monkey business who did a really cool thing for kids this past week. The owner opened up and shared her money with a children’s charity so I want to take this chance to share her “page” with you! It’s super awesome and I would have shared anyway even if she wasn’t sharing anything, I just thought I’d throw that in! http://www.facebook.com/themonkeyshow1 (There is a website too that connects from the page but I don’t remember it)

    Like

  290. My boyfriend made a pretty awesome new iPhone game. If you love to hate Flappy Bird, this is the game for you!
    https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/ifall-stay-alive/id834972683?mt=8

    Like

    Jordan recently posted Follow me to my new blog..

  291. Jenny, I love your blog, and love your book. Hurry up and get that next one out so my wife and I can almost die laughing again. And for all your other faithful followers: anyone that has a small business, or is trying to start one, the company I work for is giving away 10 All-in-One printers and 3 five packs of ink with each printer. All you have to do is fill out a form that tells a little about your business and future goals. Full contest info can be found at the inkfarm.com blog.

    Like

  292. Kickstarter for Small Town Witch – an amazing book written by amazing writer and gorgeously illustrated by awesome ladies that’s finishing in a couple of hours and I want it to hit the last stretch goal because then we’ll get an audio drama! :O (I can’t wait to get my hands on my copy of this book!)

    And while I’m here, you may want to check out my free mystery-fantasy webcomic which is going kind of slow right now because I’m working on my portfolio to get a job (anyone want to hire me? I draw pretty art!): http://morethanahunch.smackjeeves.com/ ;p

    Like

    Pedes recently posted p-the-wanderer: Outfit concept for a Magic Academy female....

  293. Oh, and I really enjoyed your book! I bought the Kindle version and read it at work. I got nothing done at all for about two days!

    my photography store: Phonemes

    Like

    Jane @ The Blue Morpho recently posted Dear Universe, I Have an Announcement.

  294. Well, I’m not selling anything, but I do love when people visit my garden blog! http://lifeinrobinsnest.blogspot.com/

    Like

  295. Thanks Jenny! I’m an American Expat living in Milan, Italy. I blog about our adventures at Café Carlson. Here’s a recent post about the weird excitement of finding American junk food in Milan.
    http://cafecarlson.com/2014/02/06/junk-food-jackpot/

    Like

    Heather Carlson recently posted Apple Dumpling Experiment….

  296. Handmade jewelry and supplies :-)

    Like

  297. Beauty essentials like Bare Minerals, Phyto hair care, Poo Pourri, hundreds of name-brand, genuine brand new products at great prices with free US shipping! (Plus this is my only method of income, so tell all your friends!) http://stores.ebay.com/eBeautyOnline-Boutique

    Like

  298. I am terrible at self promotion so I am using this excuse to get out of comfort zone. Plugging my blog, The Married Writer. Thanks for inspiring me!

    Like

  299. I draw owls and frequently other animals having horrible/awesome adventures and trying to eat ice cream. I also rant pretty frequently. Maybe don’t read it, actually.

    Like

    naralesser recently posted Hey, L? IT’S A THING NOW..

  300. I always get a couple of hits on my blog when I post here, so I will shamelessly promote it given your generous permission. Read about my experiences working as a TV extra (and other nerdy stuff) at http://nosmorex.wordpress.com. Leave a nice comment if you like it.

    Thanks for everything you do, Jenny. You’re the bestest.

    Like

    NosmoRex recently posted My Acting Résumé.

  301. I have nothing to pimp out except my blog, and I think there’s been enough of that already on this comment thread. So I’ll just tell you to keep being awesome.

    Like

  302. My etsy store! Currently: kids clothes. Vintage inspired, made for modern kids.
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrackingGoodCrafts
    (Thank you, Jenny!)

    Like

    Caroline recently posted Spring/Summer 2014 – “Karen” Baby Tiered Sundress.

  303. I don’t have any shit to pimp, but my friend Travis wrote an awesome book. I highly recommend it and think you should go buy it. http://www.lulu.com/shop/travis-mcclain/reunion-at-the-bluegrass-inn/paperback/product-21166287.html

    Like

  304. I’m pimping my Etsy shop! Check me out and enjoy 20% off with coupon code:SPRING2014.
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/8090Designshttps://www.etsy.com/shop/8090Designs

    Like

  305. You make a great pimp Jenny! Does this mean you are going to start wearing a dodgy velour sweatsuit and gold chains?
    I am pimping out my blog of style & travel, Wandering Chic, please check it out and comment! Love to hear where I can improve
    http://Www.wanderingchic.com

    Like

  306. Thanks Bloggess! I’m pimping my real estate business. Do you need to buy, sell, or lease in LA? I’m not an asshole. Email me at info@katkirkpatrick.com. I may buy you beer and tacos, too.

    Like

  307. 326
    Auntie Meme

    Please go visit Turpentine Creek Wildlife Refuge in beautiful Eureka Springs, Arkansas. It’s like a shelter for big cats. No adoptions :-) though. Lovely happy cats in natural environments. And Northwest AR is spectacular. http://www.turpentinecreek.org/turpentinecreek/aboutus.html

    Like

  308. 327
    Karen Pestano

    This tweet seriously cracked me up this morning:
    @_blotty “U think ID EVER be UR friend? HAHA ur a SHORT, HAIRY LOSER. The light leaves my dog’s eyes. I’ve established myself as leader. But at what cost?”

    Like

  309. Jenny, first off I want to say that I love you and your blog. I literally laughed so hard that a little pee came out when I read your post about the giant metal chicken.

    Today I want to pimp out my friend’s Go Fund Me page. He’s battling Lou Gehrig’s Disease and has spent the three years since his diagnosis raising and then giving away $100,000 through his charity. 100% of the money he collects is donated to other families battling Lough Gehrig’s disease, even as his own family struggles to make ends meet. Now his family needs money to pay for a stem cell treatment that will drastically improve his quality of life and even prolong his time left. Check out http://www.gofundme.com/7s3tdo and consider giving a few bucks to a good guy who needs to catch a break.

    Like

  310. Nerdy, geeky, and naughty things in my shop https://www.etsy.com/shop/bluelawboutique

    Like

  311. Unique and vintagey stuff!

    Like

  312. My blog is ending in 5 days because I can’t afford it, but it was not as cool as yours. Just a way for me to talk some things out. I will miss it. I will cheerfully read yours though!

    Like

  313. Messed up posting the link! Grrr http://www.etsy.com/shop/MySisterandMeLLC

    Like

  314. I’ll pimp my new life hacking/healthy living blog: http://www.thehustlelife.com and my ebook on snapchat marketing: http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Guide-SnapChat-Marketing-ebook/dp/B00I45HSIK/

    Like

  315. We dip your sh*t!
    Custom Hydro-graphics to bling your gear!
    Anything from guns and cars to cabinets and wine racks.
    Hundreds of prints to choose from including camo, animal design, marble, etc.
    DeadEye Liquid Graphics
    Find us on Facebook or check out our website.
    http://www.DeadEyeLG.com

    Like

  316. 336
    Magge Allen

    Silence in the Library Publishing is putting out a science fiction anthology featuring over 30 top authors, including Gene Wolfe, to benefit author CJ Henderson, who is battling cancer for the second time. Check it out here: http://igg.me/at/monkey-around Thanks!!

    Like

  317. Sentence the first: CthulhuSlippers is a comic (illustrated by yours truly) about what happens when Great Old Ones try to run a Mega-corporation.

    Sentence the second: I made a shirt about warm bread because everyone loves warm bread (except probably gluten allergic folks unless it’s rice bread which is also best served warm).

    Sentence the third: All the rest of my silly creations can be found over at my blog <a href=”http://www.thefuzzyslug.com>The Fuzzy Slug.

    Thanks Jenny! :)

    Like

    Natalie Metzger recently posted Corgi Rainbow!.

  318. Umm… I recently took third place in adult women’s freestyle archery for the entire state of California…. And that made me pretty furiously happy….

    Like

  319. I would like to pimp my weight loss coffee business. Check out my site for more info:

    myjavita.com/rachelboyde

    Like

  320. Please consider joining my Extra Life charity team, or sharing, or donating… I’m not picky. Every cent goes to Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals! http://reviewdad.com/extralife/

    Like

  321. 342
    Moron Goddess

    I’m pimping out my writers’ group in the Seattle area: Green River Writers’ Group. We are mostly novel-writing people, but we do short stories and non-fiction as well. We meet every other Tuesday at Panera in Kent, WA at 6 pm. Our next meeting is April 1st. I promise it’s not an April Fool’s joke.

    Like

  322. Mystery and Romance blend together when competing detectives Carolyn Woods and
    Jack Heart find they are surrounded by murder on every side.
    http://www.amazon.com/Taste-Killing-H-K-Sterling-ebook/dp/B00IKVVKL4/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1394464077&sr=1-1&keywords=a+taste+for+killing

    Like

    H.K. Sterling, Author recently posted Interview with K.D. Rose!.

  323. I paint things in chalk pastels, mostly flowers, sometimes they don’t look too vagina-y. :)
    My Facespaces…

    My Website…

    And you can follow me on Twitter (danastrotheide) or Instagram (also danastrotheide)

    Like

    Dana Strotheide recently posted Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and sometimes not even then....

  324. 346
    Moron Goddess

    I’m pimping out my writing group. We meet every other Tuesday at 6 pm-ish at Panera in Kent, WA. We are mostly novelists of all genres, but we also have some short story-ists and will even take non-fiction. Next meeting is April 1. I swear it’s not an April Fool’s joke.

    Like

  325. Out of the Darkness walks for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. It’s just a good cause. Donate to the cause, walk yourself, or help a team or individual meet the (very tough) $1000 minimum. http://www.theovernight.org

    Like

  326. I have a shop with original artwork and prints that I just opened a couple months ago.
    Surreal and abstract paintings mostly. Lots of bright colors.
    http://colorsofapril.etsy.com

    Like

  327. Jewelry & jewelry sculpture created with recycled watch parts!
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SmithfitsBazaareEmporium
    Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/smithfitsbazaare

    Thanks, Jenny! <3

    Like

  328. Thank you Jenny!! Now I don’t have to feel awkward or anxious about pimping my new consultanting venture. Safe, natural products from J.R. Watkins: personal care, home care and natural flavorings and extracts. Consultant # 490722.

    https://www.facebook.com/watkinsbyjackson?ref=hl
    http://www.jrwatkins.com/

    Like

  329. After growing up in a house full of taxidermy- including a giraffe- you make me feel right at home! Maybe you’ll feel at home at my webstore too- http://www.favortheearth.com/ Thanks for the laughs & letting me pimp myself!

    Like

  330. I have no idea how Ann would feel about this pimping, but if anyone is in Southeast Texas I would love for you to check out our local Listen to Your Mother Show that is happening on May 4th. Click my name for a link to the details.

    Thanks Jenny.

    Like

  331. I will pimp my hometown, New Orleans. It’s spring, the weather is gorgeous and we love to have visitors! NOLA is a city where we celebrate the crazy, weird and flamboyant. Come on down!

    Like

  332. If you are a victim of sexual assault we are here for you http://www.woar.org – 24 hour crisis hotline – 215-985-3333 – our services are completely free. Doesn’t matter if your assault was yesterday or 20 years ago, we are here for you.

    Like

  333. I would be honoured if some of you would check out my blog: http://cosmopolitaninthemaking.wordpress.com It’s mainly about photography and random shit, but now I’m going to move to Greece for a while, so that’s going to be interesting, promise!

    Like

    bodaada recently posted Weekly Photo Challenge: Reflections.

  334. Following my bliss by getting the stink off people one butt at a time.
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/EmmetStreetCreations

    Like

  335. My blog of places I’ve been (Amazon cruise to the the local park), crafts and garden/cooking.

    Like

  336. I’ve got one: Support your local ballet company!
    Track them down and INSIST on going to see a production. It’s fun! Or go and take class. That’s even more fun!

    This is the company to which I belong. They are terrific people, and Lois Ellyn, former George Ballanchine protegé, is a genius.

    http://www.nouveauchamberballet.com/

    (Local to Fullerton, in southern California. But there must be one near you! TO THE INTERNETS!)

    Cheers!
    – Patrick

    Like

  337. I built this website. AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY VISIT IT! http:www.rtseg.com

    Like

  338. I’m not here to pimp, only to ask: Am I still supportive of you if I stole your book from my brother’s girlfriend because she isn’t cool enough to love and respect your sense of humor? She doesn’t know I have it yet….its been 4 months….anyways, love you, despite my cheapness.

    Like

    Kate Rowan recently posted Heyo, Nut..

  339. 361
    Lorilei Noyes
  340. My sister and I do a little show that is funny. We love your book!
    http://www.ugleetruth.com

    Like

  341. Thank you for this opportunity! I guess I’d like to pimp out myself. Anyone care to check out my new blog? http://kelideen.com Thanks in advance! I’ll be checking you all out too, but not in a creepy way…maybe.

    Like

    Kristen E. Lideen recently posted I Don’t Believe in New Year’s Resolutions.

  342. What a lovely idea, Jenny! I’ll pimp my friend’s Etsy shop, which has gorgeous handmade jewellery and embroidered baby clothes: https://www.etsy.com/shop/CommonCraft

    She’s slowly filling it up with more items, but of the ones she already has listed, this bracelet is my personal favorite: https://www.etsy.com/il-en/listing/180546542/silver-and-blue-bracelet-womens-bracelet?ref=shop_home_active_1

    Like

  343. my close friends are artists. Denise does jewellery, paintings and felt arts ( mostly ) and Gary does sculpture, sigils and drawings. among other things. they are also fantastically interesting, if a little curmudgeonly.

    http://avantcrossingguard.bigcartel.com/

    http://adventuresofdandgj.wordpress.com/

    Like

  344. I’m a writer and a 2 time cancer survivor. Recently, a bunch of other writers got together and donated stories to try and use our talents to help make a difference. This is the result. You should buy it.

    http://www.amazon.com/Lets-Scare-Cancer-Death-Brown/dp/1940734118/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1394564777&sr=1-2&keywords=lets+scare+cancer+to+death

    Like

  345. Pimping out my fundraiser page: raising funds and walking all night for suicide prevention
    http://theovernight.donordrive.com/participant/CathyV
    Thanks!

    Like

  346. Oh my goodness! There’s do many comments, no one is going to read this one. The women at {she crew} are planning an awesome summer program for teen girls in Chicago and they are in the midst of raising money for their program. Go here to read a vastly more eloquent summary and to donate: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/she-crew

    Like

  347. I sell Thirty-One, which you can get here: http://www.mythirtyone.com/jaxsellsbags … if you purchase the Suite Success purse from me, you can hop over to Etsy and buy Doctor Who (or in my case, Beatles) skirts from https://www.etsy.com/shop/Timestitcher?ref=l2-shopheader-name (who I don’t even know but am impressed by her skill). Oops – 4 lines. I never could follow rules.

    Like

  348. I love you. 2. I have two blogs that I’m pretty sure only one and a half people read: http://aheasley.wordpress.com/ and http://chopperchronicles.blogspot.com/. With any luck, I’ll get that number up to one and three-quarters.

    Like

  349. I grew a boyfriend one time. Talk about shrinkage issues! He rides around in my purse these days in a shrunken state. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSVlCfZV3Bg

    Like

  350. Want to read possibly the worst book reviews in the history of ever???? Wellllll, look no further kids ’cause here’s your link . . .

    http://52bookminimum.blogspot.com/

    Like

  351. I make lace boleros to wear on your wedding day. B/c you don’t want grandma to know you have “strategically placed” tattoos. Or you have a weird rash on your arms known as “Chicken Rash” (look it up). Or you need to hide your side boob cleavage b/c you went to happy hour instead of the gym. (This is a valid choice. Wine is good for your health. Start good habits now for a happy marriage.) https://www.etsy.com/shop/AlisaBenay

    Like

  352. I love you. 2. I have two blogs that I’m confident only one and a half people read. Hoping I can get that up to one and three-quarters. Read my fecal matter at http://aheasley.wordpress.com/ and http://chopperchronicles.blogspot.com/.

    Like

  353. I make chainmail in vast profusion…dice, dragons, and jewelry, oh my! wandering_mail.storenvy.com/

    Like

  354. I will use this opportunity to first THANK YOU Jenny for being awesome and helping me understand why my job in Intensive Mental Health Crisis services is so important and how far reaching the problem really is. and second to solicite donatings for the American Cancer Society!!You can donate here http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/RelayForLife/RFLCY14NE?px=35879597&pg=personal&fr_id=59785&__utma=2443503.54979858.1392136053.1395417577.1395768976.12&__utmb=2443503.11.9.1395770659803&__utmc=2443503&__utmx=-&__utmz=2443503.1395768976.12.4.utmcsr=AR_Donation_Received_CY14_blackbaud|utmccn=Relay_For_Life|utmcmd=email&__utmv=-&__utmk=18517562

    Like

  355. Walk around your neighborhood! http://www.gatheringpoint.com – my husband’s company, wherein you enter your zip code and find out all about what’s happening near you. YOu can also do tweet clouds!

    Like

  356. Not really anything to pimp, but it would be fun to send some of your readers some of my cranes.

    http://bennyvasquez.com/2014/01/1000-cranes/

    Like

  357. I make handcrafted goat’s milk soap and lotions, perfumes, lotion bars, felted soaps, etc. I even have a few Doctor Who themed soaps :) http://maitribathbody.com

    Like

    maitriscraps recently posted New Lotion Bar Now In Stock ~ Earth Magic!.

  358. I pimp you frequently on my blog because you are part of the Trinity of Bloggers. If you must know the other two, duh, Insane in the Mom-Brain and Moms Who Drink and Swear. If you want to see your store at the bottom of posts and what not… http://www.dribblesngrits.com

    I also blog at (If I have to scream no more calling each other poopies to my kids one more time)
    http://bellafontsblog.blogspot.com/ It’s more about what I’m learning about blogging as I blog.

    Like

    dribblesngrits recently posted Awkward Pumps and Love.

  359. Not my shit, but something I just found:
    https://www.facebook.com/wearecotd
    Come Out of the Dark is a campaign to begin a better, richer national conversation about depression. Sign up for their e-newsletter and they will mail you a free glow in the dark wristband.

    Like

  360. My music…because, why not? I almost never pimp myself: http://www.reverbnation.com/darceyhile

    Like

  361. And two blogs that aren’t mine I want to pimp…

    Ooops I said Vagina Again at http://hdfloyd73.wordpress.com/about/

    Mommy Needs Wine not Whine at http://mommyneedswinenotwhine.com/

    Like

  362. I’d like to pimp out my husband- well, the game he is developing and his graphic skills more specifically- http://fredrikdesigns.com/category/blog/game-developement/

    Can I pimp out a second thing? This is my custom costume design facebook page- https://www.facebook.com/Cloth.Menagerie

    Like

  363. I did this once but apparently I had technical difficulties….called not enough coffee. And it didn’t work.

    Pimpin’ my latest book….okay first book EVER. Check it out on Amazon.

    http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HVROJ2A

    Like

  364. I’ve gotten published on Huffington Post twice in the past five days. :D http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chi-sherman/

    Like

  365. Late to the party, as usual.
    Tutus (child & adult) & nerdy cross stitch patterns.
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrickettsHouse

    Tada! Three sentences. Oh shit! Now I’m over the limit!

    Like

  366. This, this is cool. I love Poe. :0)

    Like

  367. I had to shut down my Etsy woodworking store when I went back to school. My main website is just avatars made from vintage sources, nothing special: http://www.vintageavatars.com

    I do have a Tumblr of weird thrifting finds and another of crappy iPad art that would make me happy if people looked at them.
    http://fuquerie.tumblr.com/ and http://crappyipadart.tumblr.com/

    Like

  368. I make little things out of polymer clay! Both geeky and non-geeky, although my geeky stuff is my favourite! Things like ornaments, wine charms, and magnets! I’m terrible at advertising so I really don’t know what else to say. Maybe some key words? TARDIS! Superhero wine charms! Star Wars stuff! Browncoats!
    http://handmadebylindsay.wordpress.com/gallery/

    Like

  369. 394
    Benita Flores

    I have nothing to pimp out, but I did want to share one of my favorite sunrise photos…. I am obsessed with sunrises and sunsets. I took this photo by my home in Corpus Christi, Texas….can y’all say “Ahhhhhh” in your most relaxed tone of voice? http://t.co/SoJEo5qp4P

    Like

  370. My sister’s awesome mystery novel (lots of snark, I promise!!): http://www.amazon.com/went-Palm-Springs-Three-Blondes-ebook/dp/B0085MG7XO

    Like

  371. Kids (and grown up kids) art prints that are pretty awesome…thank you! xo
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/thrasherandwren

    Like

  372. Thinking of writing your own book? Not sure how to get it published? Let me help! Pimping my self-publishing boutique, Blue Lobster Book Co.! http://bluelobsterbookco.com

    Like

  373. 400
    Sandy Davis

    Your book and blog get me through so much! And, seriously, its been a hard month… <3

    Also, if anyone would like to support my relay for Life team that would be Awesome!
    http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR?px=35919439&fr_id=61264&pg=personal

    Thanks for the opportunity Jenny!!

    Like

  374. 401
    jedimas729

    I just wanted to leave a link to my etsy store where I make and sell light up hoodie jackets https://www.etsy.com/listing/169750266/light-up-jacket?ref=shop_home_active_1

    Your blog and book are awesome. =D

    Like

  375. Thanks for the opportunity to do some undignified pimping!

    We have a home improvement/DIY blog LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, but ours features some geeky humor. Also cats (e.g., http://www.dohiy.com/2014/02/05/its-hard-out-there-for-a-couch/)! And it’s Simpsons-themed. Check it out! http://www.dohiy.com.

    Like

  376. Just in case there’s anyone in the Bay Area, I’d like to pimp the used bookstore where I work. Everyone who works here is really great, and the books are awesome! Our twitter: @knowknewbooks

    Thanks, Bloggess! Yours is one of the few places online where comments don’t make me angry.

    Like

  377. Because the Interwebs are full of cats, but maybe your home is not…
    Help feral cats in Toronto! (Don’t worry, they won’t smoke your crack.)
    http://www.annexcatrescue.ca/

    Like

  378. I’m pimpin’ Tyson the rescue kitty who needs just a little more money to pay for his heart surgery http://strayhavenrescue.org/

    Like

  379. Something I’m really proud of…I know a lot of people say it, and Jenny you do have an awesome one, but my three children are amazing. I seriously got lucky with them. They give me headaches, but the hugs, humor, intelligence, and sticky kisses on my cheek are so wonderful!

    Like

  380. Shameless Self Promotion: 24problems.com

    I give advice and make observations. Unfortunately, I am not qualified for it.

    Like

  381. http://wp.me/p4iSWa-8e Pimping out an amusing favourite…….

    Like

  382. I’m late to the party as usual and pimping crap about the sucky phase of midlife known as menopause. Actually, right now I’m pimping out reasons you should go to a renaissance festival, and it’s not all just about the booze and boobs. There’s weird people in cat masks eating turkey legs there. What more could you ask for? http://www.menopausalmom.com/2014/03/10-reasons-why-you-should-go-to.html

    Like

  383. FREE LOLITA!

    In 1970 a 2-year-old orca whale was taken from Puget Sound (Washington State) and has been performing for over 40 years in Miami in the smallest marine mammal tank in North America. The comment period to grant her endangered species status like the rest of the orcas from Puget Sound ends in 3 days… It’s time to bring her home and support those people that haven’t given up. http://www.orcanetwork.org/Main/index.php?categories_file=Lolita

    Like

  384. Thank you for this, Jenny!

    And thanks to everyone who pimped out their stuff today. I’ve spent the day reading, laughing, thinking, sympathizing, and absolutely not getting any work done. I call that a win. This is such a weird and wonderful tribe!

    Like

    Shelley J recently posted Throwback Thursday - Procrastination Edition.

  385. Thanks Jenny! How about some afterlife reading? Spirits…They Are Present, by Janet Mayer. Your loved ones, including pets live on ya know! Taxidermied pets included! (Included, meaning they live on, not included with the book!) Just wanted to clarify that!

    Like

  386. Need to laugh more? Subscribe to the Her Royal Thighness blog at http://www.RoyalThighness.com, where you’ll be treated to stories about being hit up for Botox in the middle of a pelvic exam, picking a fight with a mall Santa, growing up as a dodgeball target, shopping for fat clothes and more!

    Like

    Her Royal Thighness recently posted The Day Barbie Decided Ken Wasn’t Her Cup of Chai.

  387. Not pimping but just wanted to say something.
    I love your blog, and love your book, and love your pics and attitude.
    My wife and I flick each other links to your site when life is getting us down.
    I have to say though I am sick of “mainstream society’s” predilection to downgrade mental illness into some form of joke currency, such as everyone is a bit autistic,depressed, anxious, or OCD.
    As someone who has to live with these and other issues on a day to day basis, I’d love to see anyone have to live my experience just for one day and see just how funny it is when these things colour your perception and rule your behaviour; even trying to avoid these behaviours feels like falling into the trap of acknowledging and allowing for it.
    That’s all; love the site, love your work, and love the majority of the comments.
    Oh, and the next time I’m feeling a bit Bipolar (yet to be formally diagnosed, but I think it’s in the mix somewhere), I’m going to town on your shop, love the shirts, and totally relate to “feeling stabby”.

    Like

  388. My grandson (age 6) went into cardiac arrest last week and my son had to travel 10 hours away to be with him. One of his co-workers started a fund to help with his expenses while he has to be off work. Even if all you do is share the link, that would be awesome! http://www.gofundme.com/Lilsteves

    Like

  389. So I painted this for this guy and I haven’t heard anything about it because he’s still on tour. However, it’s awesome and I want to share (You can buy a print!): http://www.octopusgallery.net/2014/03/05/a-deer-holding-a-painting-of-a-deer-like-it-won-best-deer/

    Like

  390. 417
    Sarah Colleen

    Nearly forgot- this time of year, make sure your friends know not to get rabbits/ ducks/ chicks as Easter gifts. Most Easter bunnies (who should live 7-12 years) die before their first birthday due to improper care.
    http://makeminechocolate.org/ (National Campaign based in Columbus, Ohio)
    http://magichappensrescue.com/ (Baton Rouge area rescue on whose board I’m proud to serve)

    Like

  391. Also want to pimp out my friend Kendra, who is focusing on her Steampunk jewelry while between jobs. Her stuff is very cool and shiny!
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheBentAlkhemist?ref=l2-shopheader-name

    Like

  392. So everyone else is like “I wrote a book!” or “I’m fundraising for charity!” and I’m all “I write these blog entries about my dog’s butt.”

    http://literallynuts.wordpress.com/

    Like

    literalnut recently posted Anti-Aging: When Your Oldness is Simply Unacceptable.

  393. So I painted this for this guy and I haven’t heard anything about it because he’s still on tour. However, it’s awesome and I want to share (You can buy a print!): http://www.octopusgallery.net/2014/03/05/a-deer-holding-a-painting-of-a-deer-like-it-won-best-deer/

    Like

  394. Barbie needs armor. My friend Jim Rodda is going to make some for her if just a few more people back his Kickstarter. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/191197566/faire-play-barbie-compatible-3d-printed-medieval-a?ref=search

    Thanks, Jenny! You give me hope.

    Like

  395. My friend makes the most awesome hats for kids (and she will do them in adult size, too!) They are all custom made to exactly what you want! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fun-and-Funky-Kids-Hats/208451479183380

    Like

  396. YEAH! Pimpin Out my Psychic Medium Skills. (Yep. I hear voices. And then they tell you awesome things about your past and future. ) Plus, I’m funny as SHIT! https://www.facebook.com/LoriGraceReadsTarot

    Like

  397. Happy to promote my sweet girl. All we are asking is a few “shares” to increase the chance of it reaching her target audience, the cast of hairspray. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1kAiKG-D0A Thanks for watching!

    Like

  398. I sell stickers! They are… uh… just a really random collection of things I thought, “Damn, that should be on a sticker!”
    http://zabetgroznaya.com

    Yay! Thanks! Love!

    Like

  399. One of your advertisers, Sandrandan Jewelry, makes me happy every time I open the earring drawers in my very large jewelry armoire. The jewelry is FABULOUS and quite inexpensive. And each piece comes in its own cute little box with a stretchy gold ribbon. I’ve given many pairs of earrings as gifts and kept many, many, many for myself! Check it out, people!

    Like

  400. “Gena | Your local library! Your local literacy program! Your local kid’s club! Mentors and tutors and teachers! YEEEHAAAAW!!”

    ^Heartily seconding this! Also, have a free book for your kids: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CCID3ZW

    And an ehug for anyone who’s recently lost a pet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-CLWgh-SrA (Support your local animal shelter or humane society!)

    You’re all amazeballs.

    Like

    Vivienne Mathews recently posted When it's Time for a Change, it's Time for a Change....

  401. Ahhh! Pimp it! Fundraiser for children with autism! Try to ignore that I’m using “pimp” and “children” in the comment. http://my.heartspring.org/campaigns/3649

    Like

  402. This is my friend Jen’s shop-
    http://www.sprogtoggery.com

    She makes incredible, geeky, and AMAZEBALLS knitted stuff. It is seriously worth a look if you are in the market for adorable baby stuffs, cool hats, etc.

    Like

  403. I’m pimping out my blog: http://www.anarchyinthesandbox.com. It’s about my life as a parent, but there are a lot of F-bombs and lolz.

    Like

  404. My shit to be pimped is this:
    http://www.crowdrise.com/teammariolemieuxfoundatigh2014/fundraiser/amyhoffman

    Raising money for the Mario Lemieux Foundation by running the Pittsburgh Half Marathon in 40 days. I’ve gone from an obese couch potato to running half marathons in 2 years. Now I’m trying to give back a little.

    Thank you!

    Like

  405. Wow, I think this is the most commenting I’ve ever seen on a single blog post!

    I think we have a similar reader group, so here’s my thing I’d like to PIMP THE SHIT out of:

    http://www.lifeplus1.me

    Life. Love. Travel. And everything else post baby. It’s really incredible how such small little beings can change every single facet of your life. Hope you’ll all join me on this journey of randomness.

    Life+1
    New Post: Off the Yucatan

    Like

    V @ Life+1 recently posted Off the Yucatan.

  406. On behalf of Gluten Free Prairie Bakery…
    Help save the bakery!!
    http://www.gofundme.com/7iawks

    Like

  407. I’m pimping out my blog: http://www.anarchyinthesandbox.com. It’s about my life as a parent, but there are a lot of F-bombs and lolz.

    Like

  408. I’d love to $ell my art or give it away FREE to a good home* http://SaatchiOnline.com/iGooMEGA

    Like

  409. Pimping out 2 things. One is my own blog, about life, adventures, school and thoughts. http://credo-kelly.blogspot.co.uk (it’s where I am now)
    The other is the student run exhibition I am a part of. If you’re in Scotland, or want to be, come by! http://makingwaves2014.wix.com/makingwaves2014

    Like

    Kelly recently posted Roots, family, golf courses, and Facebook photos.

  410. I’d love to pimp out my Etsy shop! I cut things and print things. Well… I make hand cut greeting cards and also sell various prints!

    http://www.foolscapandbells.com

    Like

  411. I would like to show some love to my friend over at Ribbons and Robots. http://ribbonsandrobots.storenvy.com/
    Each creation is so full of detail and love and I want to own ALL of the things!

    Like

  412. I already advertise here, and have for a long time, but I’ll pimp my shit anyway!

    If everyone person who reads this blog would buy just one piece of jewelry a year from https://sandrandan.etsy.com/, I could retire from my soul-sucking day job and spend my days designing and making wonderful things. Anyway, I predict that I will be famous someday, so consider the bragging rights you’ll have when you own an original “Sandrandan” piece!

    Like

  413. Oh, Mary Beth! I just read your comment about my shop (Sandrandan.etsy.com) and almost cried. Thank you so much!

    Like

  414. SUPPORT WEARING TUTUS TO PREVENT CANCER! Team Tutu wears tutus and walks a 30+ hour relay in Portland every year to raise funds for American Cancer Society. We have multiple cancer survivors and are chock full of Bloggess fans! Support our teams efforts by buying a tshirt https://www.booster.com/teamtutu14 or making a donation http://main.acsevents.org/goto/TeamTutu2014.

    Like

  415. A place for people with loved ones coping with food allergies in Orange County, CA to share tips, suggestions, gripes, concerns, hopes, fears, observations and support.

    https://www.facebook.com/FoodAllergyFamiliesOfOrangeCounty

    Like

  416. I make fine art photography. With my phone. And it’s not that dreamy, vintagey crap that everyone else sells ;)

    You should totally buy some. http://www.asheadesignlab.etsy.com

    Like

  417. I’m an inexperienced pimp but I try to do new stuff all the time so here’s my blog if you are into the Enneagram and/or parenting and/or kids. http://www.ninekindsofkids.wordpress.com

    Like

  418. My cat Andre is a genius, and he can type. He will gladly give you Sophie if you read his post. http://lisarpetty.com/2014/03/16/confessions-from-the-cats-desk/

    Like

  419. Neriums coming to Canada y’all… awesome ground floor opportunity in a multi million dollar company.

    Like

  420. Rumor has it if you do what you love you never have to work a day in your life. I’m trying to see if it’s true…visit my photography page for prints. If you see something you are interested in but want a different format, contact me and we’ll see if we can make it happen! =) http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/lenstripping.html

    Like

  421. Pedersen´s Last Dream is desperate for a publisher. Aren’t we all? Read the latest installment: Life on a small Arctic Island:

    http://pedersenslastdream.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=2855&action=edit

    Like

  422. I crochet baby hats and they’re awesome.

    My favorite is the Tardis – https://www.etsy.com/listing/154130945/tardis-0-to-3-month-doctor-who-tardis?

    She needs a home on a baby’s head.

    Like

  423. Um, I crochet baby hats. Most I send to my Grandma to take to the local hospital for premature babies and newborns and kids with cancer, but I’ve recently decided to try and sell the surplus. https://www.etsy.com/shop/aspotinthecorner
    Also, I started vlogging (heaven help us all): https://www.youtube.com/user/trekkiepirate/videos

    Like

  424. My blog, Everyday Adventures! The post linked below leads to some awesome death makeup.

    Like

    Allie @ Everyday Adventures recently posted Disaster Day.

  425. 455
    Elizabeth Rainwater

    I want to pimp out Gabriel Dunston who’s an artist and writer. He’s publishing his next book, Purgatory Pub (first two chapters are on his site at http://www.firelightsmedia.com) which is about what happens when your shoulder angel and demon have a beer and talk about you.

    Like

  426. Not really a craft but I teach dancing and run a reference web site at http://www.danceminder.com
    I also make holograms http://dragonseye.com/blog/Holography-Archive/

    Like

    michaelharrison711100668 recently posted DOTW: Ballingeary Jig Set.

  427. You can look at cool custom guns here: http://www.dandbmetalfinishing.com
    You can look at my yard here: http://www.deanaandthechesterfieldzoo.com

    Like

  428. 458
    golfinggrannie

    I love this video – perhaps because I come from a family of musicians http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI

    Like

  429. Thank you Jenny!

    Pimping my etsy shop, full of hand knit fingerless gloves and coffee cup cozies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/FabFiberCreations

    Like

  430. My best friend makes super awesome wine charms and sells them here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/therealworks
    Thanks, Bloggess!

    Like

  431. Project Junktopia is a miniature world made of up-cycled junk, inhabited by 6 quirky animated characters. This stop-motion short is for all of us who never give up!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQbtTNaki_0&list=HL1395774146

    Like

  432. Thanks Jenny! I sell Stella & Dot and I’m going to pimp out my Facebook page because we have an Autism Boutique starting April 1, for which 100% of profits go to the HollyRod Foundation which helps families dealing with Autism and is just an amazing charity. http://www.facebook.com/larasmithstelladot

    P.S. – OMG I have to work today – but I’ve already clicked through some of the links – it’s gonna take MONTHS to get through all the great stuff on here! I love this tribe!

    Like

  433. I have a Blog that is for advice about anything. It just started and I would love some questions to help get it off the ground.
    Thanks.
    Adviceaboutall.blogspot.com

    Like

  434. I’m pimping out a really, really lousy joke, that my son won’t let me tell his friends. He’s in 4th grade & already embarrassed of his mother — I’m so proud he’s precocious!

    Anyway, did you know that The Lego Movie* was originally intended to be an animal documentary? Yes, the theme song would be “Everything Is Possum.” (You’re welcome for the earworm.)

    *I do understand that anyone who does not have a 9 – 12 year old boy has probably missed this movie, but it’s the latest obsession at our house. Until we go see The Muppets this weekend.

    Like

  435. Second funniest blog ever and not just because its mine: http://stickyjamhands.com/

    Like

  436. My 5yr old son was recently diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes. We’re doing this walk to show our love and support for him, please give what you can. http://www2.jdrf.org/site/TR?px=8951551&fr_id=3297&pg=personal

    Like

  437. Cupcake Friday Project http://www.cupcakefridayproject.com is my all from-scratch baking blog empowering anyone who wants to bake to just friggin do it.

    And yes, I often bake with booze. It’s great :)

    Like

  438. I blog, not nearly as funny as you, but I try and keep it real. newborn stuff and dirty diapers (and how to clean them-cloth yo!), a 5 year old that can read as well as I can, and a 2 year old who’s going to surprise us all, I’m fairly sure.. No pinterest pretty crap. Just life.. without bubble wrap… http://www.lifeisnotbubblewrapped.com

    Like

    Jill S recently posted What’s getting done these days.

  439. Do your friends call you a “creative type?” Do you like to be challeneged? I have a project for you! Check out StoryBox and be inspired to create something bad-ass and share it with the world! http://www.story-box.us

    Like

  440. Thanks Jenny!
    I make small stud earrings for “Studs”, and women too…………
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/HouseofShiba?ref=si_shop

    Like

  441. I buy your books. I want to own a Beyonce chicken.
    I sell jewelry – and its AWESOME. :)
    Facebook.com/candiceandjulia or candicelamb.origamiowl.com

    Like

  442. I make jewellery ~~ https://www.facebook.com/ButterflyChainDesigns
    (and I realize that being a comment in the low/mid 400’s probably isn’t going to get me seen ~ but you never know unless you try!!!!)
    P.S ~ I LOVE you!! Thanks for always making me laugh!!

    Like

  443. Can I pimp my blog? Or myself? I seriously cant wait for your next book!

    Like

    maurnas recently posted Sad Sexy Math.

  444. I have to pimp out the charity I just love and work closely with. They do amazing work in Jeremie, Haiti. Check it out. Incredible stuff happening over there with little bits of help from lots of people.

    http://www.HaitianHealthFoundation.org

    Like

  445. I just want to say thank you. Your blog makes me smile, sometimes it makes me laugh out loud. I have four grown kids… my youngest son is breaking my heart. Hard to explain, but not much makes me smile these days. You can see it in my eyes, which even to me have become …blank…empty. My kids are my whole life. Sad really, since at 60, you would think that I might have a life of my own, but no. Not so much. So, Thank you for the smiles

    Like

  446. sgcreativeproject.tumblr.com! Just started a new blog and could use a follower or two thank youuuu. I promise it’s all short and sweet! Some pics, some baking, some crafts, whateva.

    Like

  447. Blended family mommy blog. We have boys. And boogers. And a girl. And messes and fun.
    Thank you!

    http://blendingwithbatman.blogspot.com/2011/12/little-boys.html?m=1

    Like

    Aimee recently posted We're back!.

  448. Thank you for this!

    My local rescue: http://www.nelsonspca.org/
    Insanely talented local artist: https://www.blogger.com/profile/11130649889359855650
    My little Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfortheLOVEofDOG

    Like

  449. I need to pimp a charity that I love. They do amazing work in Jeremie, Haiti. Check it out. Incredible things happening with a little help from lots of people.

    http://www.HaitianHealthFoundation.org

    Like

  450. My friend Amy’s amazing jewelry is at: http://www.etsy.com/shop/Noduri
    <3 Jenny!

    Like

  451. Cyclocross: it’s bicycle mud wrestling, or bicycle steeplechase, with beer and costumes. And its soundtrack should probably be yakkity sax, or death metal. (you tube search “cyclocross” – you’ll see). And these women are taking over: https://www.facebook.com/WomenCX http://www.womencx.com @WomenCx

    Like

  452. 482
    MICAA Miles

    Buy my book!!!!!WAH Professionals to help you decide if the work at home lifestyle is for you. Available on Amazon and kindle as well as the create space store. Please like my page on Facebook. Micaa Miles. I am just starting out and live the support. I rant about random things and have ea link to my blog there. http://WWW.blogspot.com/enchantressmicaa. Thanks so much!!!!

    Like

  453. 483
    Ethel Mertz

    This guy from easy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/183797295/things-ive-said-to-my-children-underwear?ref=ss_listing
    He had a poster with a picture of boys’ underwear and made me one with a picture of girl panties because I asked nicely. It says “I’m not talking to you until you are wearing underwear.”

    Like

  454. Damn, I have nothing to pimp. Um, I am awesome, so there.

    But, seriously, I’m so thankful for your awesomeness. It makes me feel better on the really shitty days. And you have posted so many amazing things, I have discovered so much coolness to share with friends.

    Oh, I know! My friend has an etsy shop, and makes amazing AND geeky Fascinators! There are even Star Wars and Doctor Who Fascinators! If this is your kind of thing, check her out!
    http://www.etsy.com/shop/msformaldehyde

    Like

  455. Thanks for the laughs Jenny!
    Ever wonder how penguins fly? They DO! Check out my children’s book “Penny and the Penguin” to find out how. Available at amazon.com

    http://www.amazon.com/Penny-Penguin-Kirin-Daugharty/dp/1453895035/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1350353009&sr=8-1&keywords=penny+and+the+penguin

    Like

  456. The charity I work for http://www.oneheartland.org – a place where belonging begins!

    Like

  457. Is Toto your favorite character from The Wizard of Oz? Then check out Col. Potter Cairn Rescue Network’s website cairnrescue.com or blog http://cairnrescue.blogspot.com/
    You can adopt a cairn, donate to help rescue cairns, or just look at the adorable pictures! Thanks Jenny!!!

    Like

    Angel R. recently posted Found Female Cairn/Mix - Annandale, VA.

  458. If you like sci-fi, fantasy, or historical fiction, take a look at my blog, where I post reviews of books, games, and movies in those genres. I also occasionally blog about science and other stuff. 100% guaranteed no feces for sale.
    http://www.ryanbanderson.com/blog

    Like

  459. Don’t have anything to pimp out yet. One day. One day….
    But thanks for the opportunity!

    Like

    Y recently posted Happy Australia Day.

  460. Thanks to a lot of hard work, my first app for iPhone & iPad, myGraph, is live in the app store. This app allows you to print completely customized grid or graph paper from your iPhone or iPad to any compatible AirPrint printer. https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mygraph/id791752294?mt=8&uo=4&at=11l5Ji

    Like

    C. Keith Ray recently posted Microblogged on Twitter.

  461. http://www.the27thmile.com/
    A One Fund Boston benefit anthology, and a good read.

    Like

  462. My partner’s jewellery, pretty damn amazing stuff: http://www.stevencorfield.com.au

    Like

  463. Come on over to my website, http://www.keppiehed.com/ . I’m a writer with some real books to my credit, but this is where you can check out my work for free.

    Thanks so much, Jenny. Like everyone else, I’m a huge fan, and this was very generous of you.

    Like

  464. My friend has this amazing Jewelry shop jewelry.luvcherie.com She makes all the things on there, and they are fabulous. Also, she inspires me because she has many challenges to being able to keep her business going, but keeps working to put her creativity out there.

    Like

  465. 495
    johntunger

    Sculptural Firebowls handmade by artist John T. Unger are luxury fire features valued for exceptional beauty, craftsmanship and design. American made firepits, hand cut from 100% recycled steel, John T. Unger’s Sculptural Firebowls have been featured in The New York Times, HGTV and DIY network.

    http://store.johntunger.com/collections/firebowls

    Like

  466. My writing tutor Cat Connor writes great crime books based in America (we’re in New Zealand) http://catconnor.com/the-_byte-series/

    Like

  467. andwhatisaidit.com Go Check it out!!!

    Like

  468. My friend Vanessa uses her scrub business to promote PTSD awareness!!! http://www.scrubsoflove.com

    Like

  469. My photo blog which keeps me sane when other stuff is stressing me out too much: dftbaweinspiring.wordpress.com

    Like

  470. 501
    Shayna York

    I totally want to pimp out my erotic short stories…nothing too weird! You can find them on Smashwords, Amazon and Barnes and Noble. The series is Her Hollywood Hero – story 1 is 12 Steps to Desire and story 2 is Catch a Fallen Star. Two more are in the works. Check them out on my publishers’ site: http://jupitergardenspress.com/?s=Shayna+York&submit.x=11237&submit.y=-183&submit=Search&post_type=product

    Like

  471. I JUST opened my Etsy shop yesterday. And I’m not selling feces.
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/RindyMae

    Like

  472. I have started this little blog where I read a book every week?
    http://book-a-week-challenge.blogspot.be/

    Like

  473. 504
    The European Mama

    Hello, I’ve been reading but not really commenting. Not sure why. Probably because I was scared, or something. But since you’re so kind to let me share my blog, I’ll do just that: http://www.europeanmama.com. And please let me share my friend’s Lynn’s blog, http://www.nomadmomdiary.com. She’s hilarious!

    Like

  474. Thank you so much. I’ve raised almost enough to send my adult, autistic son to a WONDERFUL local culinary training center. I was going to use my tax refund to finish it off, but I’m not getting one this year. The perks are the treats he makes! Win/win!
    http://www.gofundme.com/Vincents-Van-Dough

    Like

    The Glitzy Faery recently posted Adorable Little Shamrock.

  475. I also have a blog – mostly food, house and gardening, but I do throw in an occasional kid post. I don’t need to give them ANOTHER reason to charge me for therapy later.
    rindymae.blogspot.com

    Like

  476. Anyone want CHOCO TACO’S?!? No, just kidding. I am so proud of my new Indonesian inspired, easy to follow, tasty recipes food blog

    Like

    Frances recently posted Asinan (Indonesian coleslaw).

  477. A swell little ETSY shop.
    etsy.com/shop/SuperKittysStudio

    Like

  478. How about a series of books promoting kick-ass princesses who do their own rescuing and defy all the usual tropes? May I present: Princess Charming!

    Like

  479. We’re trying to save our Theatre, Metropolis, IL has an old run down art deco movie house we are trying to bring back. Please support it http://www.savethemassac.com and of course Superman! http://www.supermancelebration.net.(we raise money at the celebration for the theatre, it’s a win win)

    Like

  480. I started a blog to cheer up a friend and somehow got featured on Buzzfeed and now have over 3500 followers. Calming Brits and Irishmen
    http://calmingbrits.tumblr.com/

    Like

  481. There is so much awesomeness being plugged here so what the hey I’ll throw in my lot as well. My blog: http://thefearlessscribe.blogspot.com/
    A short-story I wrote and have done a fabulously crappy job of promoting: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EGYFSZS

    Like

    Sandy the Fearless Scribe recently posted A home for my unpublished writing.

  482. For fans of Romance and Fantasy, my amazing sister-in-law has published several books which are available on Amazon.

    http://smile.amazon.com/l/B00IY8MHO2/ref=smi_www_rcol_go_smi?_encoding=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

    She also has a website, with some short stories and other updates.

    http://anastasiaconklinbooks.webs.com/

    And she occasionally writes on Twitter.

    https://twitter.com/AnastasiaConkl

    Thank you, Jenny!

    ~Kjrstn

    Like

    Crime of Poisson recently posted Harry Potter and the Ten Year Redo.

  483. Pimping out our baby blogship, http://hellowackylemon.com/
    We don’t make anything, but write about other people making shit. Thanks, Jenny! You are super!

    Like

  484. I wrote an article (okay, technically a blog post) about how to make the best nutritional choices you can within your food budget and what stores/markets you have access to. My target audience was people in food deserts who pretty much only have access to Walmart or Food Lion or whatever, grocery-wise, but the basic principles apply even at Whole Foods or Trader Joes. So in case it helps anyone: http://saltycrunchybitterfresh.blogspot.com/2014/03/hunting-and-gathering-at-walmart-or.html

    Like

    Kathy S. recently posted Hunting and gathering at Walmart (or anywhere).

  485. I would love to see some new “faces” over on my blog. I don’t have a special theme; just this and that about my life and the way I see things. http://adayinthelifeofkat.blogspot.ca/

    Like

  486. 517
    Crystal Tolbert

    I really want to pimp out my own business here, but there is something much more important. ADOPT DON’T SHOP! Support animal rescue and animal shelters. There are far too many animals dying and it needs to stop.

    Like

  487. 518
    stuffed nutria

    I secretly dress up a coworker’s taxidermied rodent. https://www.facebook.com/StuffedNutria

    Like

  488. 520
    cheryl ray

    I have nothing to pimp. I do want to tell you that I’m glad there is a place to celebrate the beautiful absurd weirdness in this world. You are my people.

    Like

  489. I’m pimping my business. Thanks, Jenny, you rock!
    All natural bath and body products (also on facebook, twitter and pinterest)
    http://www.StormySoaps.com

    Like

  490. My husband’s obsessed with ChocoTacos…

    Like

  491. My favorite website — it shows you both sides of important issues to let you make up your own mind! http://www.procon.org/

    Like

  492. My own blog of course (cathyshowsup.blogspot.com) about trying to be healthy in spite of real life, but two other favorites: theswallowflies.blogspot.com, and herecomeshappiness.blogspot.com – about health, gratitude, and joy, with swearing.

    Like

    Cathy recently posted indian, korean, and some "running".

  493. I’m not going to pimp anything, I just wanted to say thank you back because you linked to a post on my blog a few weeks back, and my page views went frickin’ crazy. For about three days I knew what it felt like to be a super popular blogger, and it felt really good. Mwah I kiss you on both cheeks.

    Like

    Ruth recently posted Project 52, Week 12.

  494. I’m pimping out an old blog post I wrote…I’ve dealt with depression and self-harm for over a decade, and running is finally what helped me stop the cycle and face recovery. Maybe it will help others, too. http://www.abkruns.com/2012/10/addiction-and-cure.html

    Thanks as always for sharing this hilarious, jarring, and honest blog, Jenny!

    Like

    Ali K. @ Hit the Ground Running recently posted And So it Ends.

  495. Somehow I am skeptical that anyone will scroll this far down, but I’ll put it out there – I’m an American way over my head in Switzerland, and my blog is http://www.destinationmacaron.blogspot.ch
    PS – Just picked up my own copy of your book today (the library copy was not sufficient, I had to OWN it). You are expensive in Switzerland (but then so’s everything else)

    Like

    Margaret recently posted Ten things you should know about Switzerland (particularly Zurich).

  496. My next novel comes out July 15, and I’m IMMENSELY proud of it. Like historical fiction? Like road trips? Like fart jokes? You’ll love SEEING AMERICA. Pre-order from Amazon here:
    http://www.amazon.com/Seeing-America-Nancy-Crocker/dp/160542577X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395781268&sr=8-1&keywords=Seeing+America+Nancy+Crocker

    Like

  497. such cool people/things here.

    the best I’ve got…I donated a kidney to my brother a year and a half ago, and now I’m running in the Donor Dash 5k to help raise awareness for organ donation. share your spares! :)

    Sponsor me!

    Like

  498. Chocolate to save the rainforest and help families survive:
    https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/forest-for-a-living-alleviating-poverty-to-conserve-rainforests

    Here’s a thing my better traveling half is doing with her life at the moment: using organic chocolate to help people living in the rainforest not starve. Also, they are out of funds to keep going. Also, did I mention it’s chocolate?!?

    Like

  499. I went to Taco Villa today after work and bought a ChocoTaco in your honor.

    Like

    Shelley J recently posted Throwback Thursday - Procrastination Edition.

  500. I sing: http://www.kristinbehrmann.com
    Opera.
    I love how many people that read this blog make or do or are. So cool.

    Like

  501. Pimping out an event I put together to raise money for MS!

    Like

  502. if I could pimp out my shit and people would actually listen to me, I would work my ASS off to get the phrase “I’m so OCD” erased from the entire world. And then I’d like raise some money so they can fix my brain or something……

    Like

    kellml289 recently posted I just really enjoy leaving notes.

  503. I’m just a dysfunctional veteran trying to help other dysfunctional veterans! And I sell some pretty awesome skincare and bath & body products! Seriously, there’s A LOT of love behind business and I’m passionate about supporting PTSD awareness through my biz. ❤️
    http://www.facebook.com/scrubsoflove

    Like

  504. Thanks for letting me pimp out my blog http://www.thesimplehive.com. I’m not selling anything. It’s just a way to appease the voices in my head. And thank you for making me laugh maniacally. My husband won’t let me read anything of yours while we are in traffic. I disturb him, he says.

    Like

  505. Lasers, wood, and stained glass. My friend puts these together to make breathtakingly gorgeous art that you can own: http://jelliottdesigns.com/product-gallery

    Like

  506. I wrote a short fiction book, it’s probably my biggest accomplishment thus far: http://earnestlyextraneous.tumblr.com/post/78143775632/book-release
    Completely free to download!

    Like

  507. 540
    Steve Smith

    Broke my ankle. Got a service puppy. http://www.cci.org being a foster mom to a lab puppy, greatest experience of my life!!!! think about doing this..,

    Like

  508. I’ve been blogging since the death of my sweet (and sometimes naughty) dog, because I’ve been having a hard time dealing with it and find writing is helpful. If you have lost a pet and feel lost because of it, maybe we can help each other through? lifeafterivan.blogspot.com xo

    Like

  509. I started my etsy site when I was unemployed and desperately needed something to do during the day and I really missed graphic design (and the extra money was nice, I do enjoy not being homeless). I sell original and custom prints and printable items. Anyway, here it is: http://whimsywonderdesigns.etsy.com

    Like

  510. Never posted here before, it kinda triggers my anxiety a bit, okay a lot, but started reading this book I think you’d love… Stiff: The Curious Life of Human Cadavers http://www.amazon.com/Stiff-Curious-Lives-Human-Cadavers-ebook/dp/B00421BN2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395782950&sr=8-1&keywords=stiff+the+curious+lives+of+human+cadavers
    Hope you like it, I can’t put it down and its cracking me the hell up.

    Like

  511. 544
    Lydia Arnold

    Fair Trade!!!!! I work at a fantastic shop in Dallas. We straight pimp a fuckton of fair trade items, y’all. http://www.kiez.us. My bosses don’t know I am writing this, so I never wrote the word, fuckton..even though it is a perfectly acceptable unit of measurement. Thank you for your blog. Thank you for you.

    Like

  512. I started my etsy site when I was unemployed and desperately needed something to do during the day and I really missed graphic design (and the extra money was nice, I do enjoy not being homeless). I sell original and custom prints and printable items. Anyway, here it is: http://whimsywonderdesigns.etsy.com

    Like

    Kim. W. recently posted Book Review: The Copper Witch by Jessica Dall.

  513. 546
    Janiewanie

    OMG!! Why would you do this!!???? I have things to do!! Like look for a job!! (was recently made redundant) I only went to one llink that was close to the top and now gotta continue reading his shit. (Daddy Scratches link saved) Scared shitless to go further. Can’t bear not to try French Toast Kitty… Looks like I’ll start on my list tomorrow.. I’ve had to stop reading your comments for a reason. It’s like going down a rabbit hole… LOVE

    Like

  514. I would like to pimp my own photography website. For everyone getting married, look here, i am willing to travel from Netherlands to anywhere in the world,… ;) http://www.roelanddebruijn.nl, trouwfotograaf, bruidsfotograaf!

    Like

  515. 548
    Courtney Marietta

    The school where I work: The Palmdale Aerospace Academy, http://www.tpaa.org. Because we’re awesome, and nerdy, and they gave me the job title of “ninja”.

    Like

  516. HOLY CRAP! Look at all these pimps! I love it. And Jenny for being so cool! I like this odd little story I wrote. It’s short. Kinda weird. It starts with the end, then fills in the rest. ALICE FALLS.

    http://marydpierce.com/2013/09/12/alice-falls/

    Like

    marydpierce recently posted Weekly Photo Challenge: Abandoned.

  517. A really funny city-girl-in-the-country story from one of my other favorite blogs http://thepioneerwoman.com/blog/2006/05/frontier_follies_love_will_keep_us_together/

    Like

  518. Ooh! I am a dysfunctional veteran helping other dysfunctional veterans! ;) I use my skincare/bath & body biz, Scrubs of Love, to spread PTSD awareness and contribute to Wounded Warrior Project. <3 Check us out on facebook! http://www.facebook.com/scrubsoflove Or our website http://www.scrubsoflove.com :)

    Like

  519. Oh, and if you cool stuff- check out HadPip’s! I love her stuff! She has a Maleficent DT pen. Nuff said. :D http://www.facebook.com/HadPipsBoutique

    Like

  520. i read a lot of these and clicked on a few – some talented people here! thanks for this opportunity, jenny.

    i don’t sell anything. i write. my blog is about me: life, recovery, school, depression, chronic illness, cats. there’s actually a lot about cats. and disney. things that make me happy. you know.

    http://justanotherwastedday.blogspot.com

    Like

    steph gas recently posted ahh, wednesday..

  521. Feels weird to do this, but… I’m a dancer trying to fundraise enough to get to some top workshops this summer. These are the kinds of workshops that can mean the difference between a professional dancer and a hobbyist, so… http://www.gofundme.com/anna-workshops

    Jenny, your blog is best blog. Likewise, your book is best book.

    Like

  522. 555
    Kevin from Canada

    I can’t think of anything I want to pimp out more than Jenny Lawson. Wait, that didn’t sound quite right. Might help with the blog costs though!

    Like

  523. Jenny, I think this is how you continue to break the whole damn internet.
    Love you BUNCHES!!!
    Sarah, the Queen

    Like

  524. Once a month please go out and see some live music in a local small club. Take a chance on a unknown band. Support your local music scene. Please!

    Like

    skullwoman recently posted Record collections and feminist politics.

  525. I’m a kick-ass graphic designer. I do lots of vintage design (from pretty much any time period, or made-up ones like steampunk). I design lots of logos and business cards and such, but I especially love doing really unique personal wedding invitations for weird couples. I have not yet done any with taxidermy on them, but I totally would. I did do one very classy invitation that heavily featured the couple’s pet hedgehog. http://www.RosentholDesign.com

    Like

  526. I hope everyone reads comments all the way to the end! My friend has been writing forever and just published. If you like crime novels please buy one of his. Jenny, thank you.

    Like

  527. Duh. http://www.amazon.com/Ed-McGinnis/e/B00CB8BPMG. Forgot to add his link!

    Like

  528. My friends have a Kickstarter for an original movie musical they’re trying to make…there are only 8 days left, and they’re not even halfway funded, so I’m less than hopeful for them. But maybe the wonderful folks here will see this, donate, share the link….can’t hurt! :)

    Like

  529. 563
    G. Trent Galbraith

    http://cc-kneeraiser.org/ help an amazing musician and person, Christa Couture, get a new knee!

    Like

  530. 564
    Jeane-Azzie's Attic

    Thank you, Jenny, for being you…a friend and I often ask each other, “What would Jenny do?” when confronted with certain situations. Pimpin’ out my Etsy store with jewelry for people AND dolls (BJDs!)

    http://www.etsy.com/shop/Azzieattic

    Like

  531. Pimping out my favourite Charity postpals.co.uk

    It is a charity for children (and their siblings) in the UK. The request is not financial (for the most part) but simply time based – send a letter to a child – as post often brightens up someones day

    Like

  532. I just started a gofundme page for our family farm. We raise non-gmo chickens and turkeys. We appreciate any help! http://www.gofundme.com/7rvx30

    Like

  533. 567
    fischsticks

    My brother and sister-in-law have a blog/Zazzle empire where they write and make stuff about Arrested Development, sloths, robot overlords, the Oregon Trail, and DIY weddings. Not quite as funny as Beyonce, but we can’t all be The Bloggess. That would just be confusing. https://www.facebook.com/NothingMundane

    Like

  534. EYH- Expanding Your Horizons. Professionals encourage young girls and women to enter STEM fields. Find a chapter near you at: expandingyourhorizons.org

    Like

  535. I just opened a new Etsy store! I don’t have a whole lot in there just yet. Follow me, so you don’t miss anything. :) It is awesome of you to let us share.

    https://www.etsy.com/shop/Quixality

    Like

  536. I am actually starting a new web series with a local videographer called “Teach Me How.” It’s going to be kind of hilarious at its best and detrimentally boring at its worst. I’d love to have you on one of the episodes…and I’m in your neck of the woods:)

    Like

  537. I just want to pimp my blog. Don’t Judge Me.

    http://desiree-michelle.blogspot.com

    Like

    Desiree recently posted "I am. I am. I am".

  538. I wrote an android app that simulates playing the lottery millions of times. It’s actually very depressing :-(

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.greenoaksoftware.lotterywinner

    Like

  539. 573
    Dr. Carolyn

    Can I pimp my daughter? Not for sex of course. She’s a 2013 NYU grad in Romance Languages Italian and French, loves fashion, social media, pop culture, boy bands, and journalism AND IS STILL UNEMPLOYED. I didn’t pay top tier tuition for her to work in a bakery shop. Got a job in Manhattan? Let me know and I’ll shoot her your contact information. Drcarolyn.faulknerbeitzel@gmail.com. Thanks Jenny. I love your book.

    Like

  540. I make custom, made to order stuffed animals! Check out my shop, Ribbons & Robots…and if you are looking for something you don’t see currently offered just shoot me a message, I’m certain I can make you something you will love!!
    http://ribbonsandrobots.storenvy.com/

    Like

  541. artists? writers? lovers of cassette tapes? i’ve got a load of journal/sketchbooks- 100’s!
    small sampling http://www.zibbet.com/whittamore

    Like

  542. 576
    caitlinadams

    Slippery Crockery! I have been a thrift store rat since I was a teen in NYC, now it is my business. Vintage clothes and housewares and art. And up cycled vintage. I love my work!
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/SlipperyCrockery

    Like

  543. That’s really nice of you- thanks! I just released a book– not hilarious like yours, but a freezer meal guide/recipe book you can find here

    http://gluemeetspaper.blogspot.com/2014/03/make-ahead-meals-freezer-meal-recipes.html.

    Thanks!! Off to check out everyone else :)

    Like

    Make Ahead Meals recently posted Make Ahead Meals Sample Recipe- Ginger Tempeh Soup with Ramen and Bok Choy.

  544. Ooh, I have a book blog!

    If I had the money, I’d probably buy an ad for it on your site, but alas I’m poor. But I review a lot of books (including yours!) and when I review children’s books my four-year-old daughter helps me out.

    http://www.cozylittlebookjournal.com/2012/07/lets-pretend-this-never-happened-mostly.html

    That’s the link to my review of your book!

    Like

    Beatnik Mary recently posted The Big Book of Things to Make, by James Mitchem (DK Publishing).

  545. Animal lovers? My friend is trying to save her dog’s eyesight

    http://igg.me/at/savehersight}

    Like

  546. 580
    Denise Lemoine

    I’m here to pimp votes for my dear friends daughter; Kira Young. She’s the only US finalist in the Horseware Grassroots Rider contest which ends on March 25; 7 pm in Texas time. Vote for Kira at blog.horseware.com because she’s a super cool girl who deserves to win and she has pet rats.

    Like

  547. I have nerdy stuff here! https://www.etsy.com/shop/StudioLTD?ref=l2-shopheader-name
    You need some jewelry made from keys and circuit board, right? A raygun for your wall? How about a computer key coffee break plaque? Maybe a mirror? If something catches your eye,you can use the coupon code ‘CRAFTSTER’ for 10% off. Thank you, Bloggess!

    Like

  548. Pimping my daughter…for a job! 2013 NYU grad still unemployed. Speaks Italian and Frech, loves to write, market, PR, boy bands, fashion, and social media. Have a job or know of a contact in Manhattan, ring me up. Drcarolyn.faulknerbeitzel@gmail.com

    Like

  549. Pimping my non-profit organization Fareground Community Kitchen! We will be opening a cafe where everyone and anyone can come eat a delicious, healthy meal – using a “pay-what-you-can” model. Our website is Fareground.org and our Indiegogo site is http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/fareground-community-cafe.
    Thank you so much!!

    Like

  550. 584
    Tammy Lauer

    My daughter’s Birthday Bash for Charity! Help her reah for goal to support a local family shelter!!

    http://www.gofundme.com/7syn4s

    Like

  551. 585
    Kris Apple

    Okay, here is my plug, for which I have zero shame. There is a very nice lady I know who has stage 4 cancer and was robbed of all her musical instruments while she was at chemo. She loves to invite other musicians to her house and just jam. She’s 88 years old, and you would love her, because she’s a hoot. These instruments were not insured and some, such as the violin given to her by her father, are impossible to truly replace, but her friends are trying. http://www.gofundme.com/78owug

    Like

  552. https://www.etsy.com/shop/duaecat has geeky catnip toys and crochet dolls.

    Like

  553. Here is a link to the story of my raccoon Harbor, with video and photos. It’s hard to be depressed when watching him. http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/the-rescued-raccoon-who-is-about-to-make-your-day

    Like

  554. Ooh fun! I’m pimping out my Etsy shop. I knit baby stuff and also dishcloths. Thanks for looking!
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/nurseryknitsbykim

    Like

  555. I write nothing about babies. Ok, well I might write about a baby if it were a really ugly baby and I had an uncomfortable moment with the mother of the really ugly baby. I write about other stuff, almost exclusively. Oh, and I refuse to sell you a purse. Or jewelry. And I don’t crochet. I don’t even know what that is, really. http://amycoryblog.wordpress.com

    Like

  556. 590
    Suzanne Maxim

    https://www.facebook.com/SuzMaximArt/photos

    Stepping way out of my comfort zone and pimping my art

    Thanks for your awesome blog Jenny :)

    Like

  557. I am trying to win a scholarship to Stationery Academy! #StatAcad #cpaperie
    Thanks!

    Like

  558. I just wanted to share that self-pollinating a squash is called “selfing.” I looked up from my gardening catalog and asked my husband if he’d been “selfing” lately. He looked offended… or maybe guilty. :) Because sharing is caring.

    Like

  559. The Buckos! http://www.thebuckos.com

    Musicians from Seattle and fans of ham, cheese and lite-brite.

    Pay what you what, something or nothing at all.

    Hit us up, we’re nice.

    Like

  560. “My god, it’s full of startups…”

    I’d like to pimp my new online sports team, The Forum Tropebloggers. Except I just made them up, so there’s nothing to pimp, literally or figuratively. I really need to get my shit together so I can pimp it properly someday.

    Like

  561. I’ve got a graphic novel coming out a week from tomorrow! It’s called “Beautiful Scars” and is coming from Archaia/BOOM! Check it! https://boom-studios.com/beautiful-scars-hardcover.html

    Like

    Guin recently posted Beautiful Scars: Meet the Amazing Amanda Vissell! Plus, new release date!.

  562. Not meant to be a selling thing, since it is for American history teachers, but…you said what I am proud of: http://www.teacherspayteachers.com/Store/Cotham-City-Cartoon-Notes

    This is how I learn best, so I bring the idea to my kids in my classroom. I hope it helps them too.

    Like

  563. I design cross stitch patterns (and stitch them, too), crochet things, make fabric flower hair clips, and I can sew like a mofo. I love doing custom things!
    http://www.stitcharific.etsy.com

    Like

  564. You are welcome…for a future purchase of ad space… if my chronic ADD allows me to get to it…really:)

    Like

    brokenhallelujahbook recently posted GINSBERG AND BURROUGHS BOOK(S) PORN PUBLISHED POST!.

  565. Hi there! I’m an Illustrator. I have an etsy store full of all my artwork. I also recently published my first Children’s book. It’s the story of an industrious young Garibaldi damselfish who builds a steam-powered contraption from the wreckage of a sunken ship in order to explore that mysterious realm above the ocean’s surface. My website is http://www.tursiart.com and my etsy store is https://www.etsy.com/shop/Tursiart Thanks for letting me pimp my stuff on your very awesome blog! You are fabooo.

    Like

  566. COME HANG OUT WITH ME AT ARTLOVELIGHT.COM AND MAKE COMMENTS.

    Like

    Katana Leigh recently posted The Essential Guide to Writing For Children and Young Adults.

  567. I don’t randomly pimp my blog, mostly because I ramble. A Lot.
    But I’m working on a series of posts about shaming, bullying, guilt, and over all crap people shouldn’t do. So, ya’ll can check it out, or don’t.
    There are no taxidermied animals on my blog. Sorry.

    Like

    Tiffannie recently posted Shame, guilt, and other bullshit..

  568. 602
    Lisa Partridge

    My brother in law is a FREELANCE CARTOONIST AND ILLUSTRATOR. He is also a wonderful man, husband and father. His work is excellent.
    Http//www.okaywerun.com

    Like

  569. I don’t have anything to pimp out, I just wanted to let you know that ‘chocotaco’ is the greatest word ever to say out loud. Thanks for that! chocotaco chocotaco chocotaco…

    Like

  570. Here’s a link to the some of the search terms that brought people to my site. They’re more hilarious than anything I could type there anyway.

    http://emotionalumbrella.com/?tag=what-the-people-want

    Like

    Curiosity recently posted She is kind of functional. Nice and warm..

  571. Ask your local Gay and Lesbian Film Festival to select my short comedy “B2F”!

    Like

  572. Ten year-old Faith Abbey will walk 100 km (60 miles) to bring awareness to childhood cancer and raise $10,000 to donate to Childcan. Please donate here: http://childcan.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?supId=0&ievent=1092281&lis=1&kntae1092281=3A7A3435AFDD46BEB79B25887CEBD708&team=
    Thank you!

    Like

  573. I totally read “chocotaco” as chocobo. And now I think chocobos should be made out of chocolate and they should be called chococobos.

    Also, you can find my totally awesome steampunk jewelry shop at http://www.etsy.com/fripparie.

    Like

  574. my etsy shop:
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/linbot1

    I sell vintage clothing, fabrics, sewing patterns, kitchen
    15% off with coupon code BLOGGESSLOVE until 3/31/14

    Like

  575. I’m still so excited to see your posts on WordPress! I run a parrot welfare blog seeking to improve the lives of captive birds. You see, they’re real psychos (in the best way possible!) and not good pets. So that’s my goal: help your average person maybe not get bitten until their arms look like a junkie’s from the scars, like mine. :D

    Like

  576. Spy GARDEN! ! http://www.spygarden.com ! woo

    Like

    Spy Garden recently posted Marie-Antoinette, Gardener.

  577. Here’s my blog http://awesomelyunprepared.com
    It’s basically about me always feeling Awesomely Unprepared for life. Not even exciting kinds of life stuff – just the every day stuff haha. Hopefully I’m insightful, kind of funny in a dad joke kind of way and if you like adopted people who think “mummy wars” is the scourge of the earth, you might not mind it :)

    Like

    KezUnprepared recently posted (Part of) A day in the life with a 2 and a bit year old..

  578. I’m totally pimping my books :)
    Are you a Reader? Check out my paranormal series, Kindred of Arkadia, first book can be found here http://amzn.to/Qdzl2n Hey a book with over thirty 5 Star reviews can’t be all bad right ;)

    Like

  579. I want to pimp this animal rescue. They are brand new and doing a lot of good.
    http://gmhart.org/

    Like

  580. I didn’t see this yet: TWLOHA http://twloha.com/ is amazing!

    Like

  581. Wanna laugh? Wanna cry? (Okay, mostly laugh) justponderin.com

    Like

    Lisa Dingle recently posted …on flying pig clouds and letting it go (loudly).

  582. Hi! We are doing the 5 Boro Bike ride in May to raise money for the ASPCA – no donation too small – please help us reach 2000$??
    http://www.teamaspca.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=2958 <3
    Love,
    M

    Like

  583. https://www.etsy.com/shop/1421Jewelry
    Check out my Esty store 1421 Jewelry.

    Like

  584. Thanks Jenny!! I want to pimp out my real estate website- http://www.LouisvilleRealEstatePros.com. So, if you’re reading this and want to look at homes in Louisville KY, please check out my site! If you register, please list Gerri as your agent!! (BTW Jenny- love you bunches!- You’re awesome!)

    Like

  585. Switch on your fat-burning hormones by eating smarter. Or just buy these Eat Smarter cookboks so you don’t even have to think. http://www.amazon.com/Carrie-Brown/e/B00FIU8WES/?_encoding=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&linkCode=ur2&qid=1395794875&sr=8-1&tag=foodifootn-20

    Like

  586. 621
    Elizabeth Green

    First a confession: I have never had a Chocotaco.
    Second: yay getting people drunk!
    Real post: I am wanting to start a blog/thing. Can I get any advise as to where? Squarespace? Hover! WordPress?! Anyone?? Is this thing on?? (taps computer) it will be for a blog and photo gallery. Need handholding as technology is not always friendly to me.
    Thanks.

    (I’m a big fan of wordpress. ~ Jenny)

    Like

  587. I definitely have my own shit that I want to pimp, but instead I’m posting this link. Jenna made the brave decision to leave her abusive fiancee, and has a campaign to raise money to get a fresh start. No one is obligated to donate, of course! Check her out, though, her cause (and others like hers) is totally worth it.

    http://www.gofundme.com/Jenna

    Like

  588. Read my blog where I travel the world and eat weird stuff. Jenny- keep up the WEIRDNESS!!!

    http://snackingdangerously.com/

    Like

  589. Cool stuffs for mommy and littles!! Custom bow ties, coffee cozies, bibs and more. 👊

    Like

  590. Well, fine then, since you are encouraging it. I’m a single girl with a blog about single girl shit and sometimes penises and stuff. Have a look if chicks with sailor mouths don’t bother you.

    http://singlegirlblogging.com

    And thanks, Jenny. You are such an inspiration :)

    Like

  591. Not affiliated with me in any way, but by god I love the stuff she sells! Skull casts! Also nice to support independent artists!
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/skullery

    Like

  592. Just pimping out my blog! I write about nerdy stuff like TV shows and video games, and sometimes about parenting and home life stuff. http://www.geekmeetslittlefeet.com

    Like

    Kristine N. recently posted How I Met Your Mother – “The End of the Aisle” (Spoilers).

  593. OMG another Etsy jewelry shop! Wheeee!
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/slipstreamblue
    But seriously, though.

    Like

  594. The smorgasbord known as (my) life… DIY & crafting, animal issues, veganism, writing, traveling, cooking, reading, pets, yoga, saving the world, cultivating passions, finding myself and following my heart.

    http://jeneroushelpings.wordpress.com/

    Like

  595. Definitely the only place online I can safely read comments. Well done, everyone!

    My thing: music!
    http://www.varnishcentral.com

    Like

  596. OMG, another Etsy jewelry shop:
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/slipstreamblue
    But seriously, though.

    Like

  597. For the singers/performers among you – y’all know about the little man inside your head that tells you how crap you are WHILE you are in the middle of a performance? http://amusingsofalyricsoprano.wordpress.com/2013/07/02/one-of-those-days/

    Like

  598. Hi there! I’m an Illustrator. I have an etsy store where I sell my artwork, and I also recently published an illustrated children’s book – Fish out of Water The story of an industrious young Garibaldi damselfish who builds a steam-powered contraption from the wreckage of a sunken ship in order to explore that mysterious realm above the ocean’s surface. My website is http://www.tursiart.com and my etsy store is https://www.etsy.com/shop/Tursiart
    Thanks so much for letting me pimp my art on your awesome blog, you are faboooo!

    Like

  599. 634
    Joyce Pugh

    http://esperanza.org/home/ Amazing people doing great work. A micro finance institution that supplements their group lending program with initiatives that improve education, vocational training healthcare and an integrated network of social services. Helping people lift themselves out of poverty

    Like

  600. Time for some shameless self-promotion! My blog is all about embracing life’s silver linings, check it out here >> http://www.anastasiaamour.com

    Like

  601. I’m promoting my mom’s Etsy shop where she makes incredible handmade aprons out of some really unique fabrics.

    http://www.etsy.com/shop/elsiesflat

    Like

  602. My jewelry’s not taxidermied, but there’s something giant and metal, something that uses body parts, and a few with childhood toys. http://snagmetalsmith.org/members/pushingvision

    Like

  603. Pimpin’ my campaign to create a sustainable brewery in Detroit utilizing solar power, wind & bikes to produce energy for brewing!
    Pedal-Powered Beer Project: http://igg.me/at/Pedal-PoweredBeer
    http:bit.ly1dqMcsn

    Like

  604. Just want to pimp our blog about adult onset food allergies, information, articles and yummy recipes http://survivingthefoodallergyapocalypse.wordpress.com/

    Like

    denisedaniel recently posted Roasted Vegetable Stock.

  605. 641
    cicibianca

    Love your crazy humor and wit Jenny and I’m old enough to be your mother!!! Promoting my line of beautiful and unique Heirloom Baby Items for that very special baby. http://www.cicibiancababy.com

    Like

  606. Wow, a great opportunity, and a list I hope to get through by 2015! Thanks, Jenny. :)
    My wife loves blogging and teaching/speaking about blogging tools. She is building a platform called I Teach Blogging. Free membership with forum, tutorials and videos. It’s a soft launch and more is added all the time.
    http://www.iteachblogging.com
    Thank you for visiting and doing a quick sign-up!!

    Like

    Andi recently posted Share a blog post draft with a friend.

  607. You should buy my book because it’s $2.99 and it’s funny. It’s called The Dirty Sweatpants of the Lost Colony and it’s about TREASURE. http://www.amazon.com/The-Dirty-Sweatpants-Lost-Colony-ebook/dp/B00E3F5U8K/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395799532&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=the+dirty+sweatpants+of+the+lost+colony

    Like

    Julie recently posted Fireplace Before and After.

  608. 644
    RothRocks ReWrites

    Just looked at 300 posts, bought some great stuff. Thanks, Jenny for another sleepless night. My friend makes unique baby gifts and is having her first baby soon. So go see her stuff at https://www.etsy.com/shop/rachelsewcrazy

    Like

  609. 645
    2ndchanceceramics

    My Etsy shop with mostly mugs with pictures on them. https://www.etsy.com/shop/SecondChanceCeramics
    THANK YOU!! :D

    Like

  610. I have a blog. It is filled with pictures and stories of my family. They all have 4 legs, except the chickens. And the fish. My readers love my family and think I’m funny, but I pale in comparison to Jenny. http://www.the7msnranch.com

    Like

    the 7msn ranch recently posted Johnny stands his ground.

  611. I am raising money for the Lilith Fund in Texas in honor of my first baby whose pregnancy we terminated secondary to a diagnosis of Potter’s Syndrome.

    http://bowlathon.nnaf.org/nnafbowl/participantpage.asp?fundid=1870&uid=7142&fkroledescid=3&nnaffundid=91

    Like

  612. I have a kid’s book series – http://www.thecleverestmonkey.com … last Christmas I joined with some of my friends, and we donated 120 copies of my first book to Toys for Tots. This year – two more in the series are being released – I hope to donate 200 or more copies! :)

    Like

  613. 651
    Colleen Baker

    I want to say Thank You to Jenny for allowing me/us to Pimp out our stuff on her Blog. My favorite part of the day is reading what the Bloggess has to say. You ROCK, Jenny.
    This is my Etsy Shop….I sell vintage, retro and other cool items. Come check my shop out.
    http://www.etsy.com/shop/Irishcolleen01

    Like

  614. Whatever, I like reading the comments people leave on your blog. I always find at least one that’s as funny as your blog is!

    Like

    totallyrandomgoodadvice recently posted Business Casual: Not That Casual.

  615. You’ve already pimped me more than a couple times recently which completely blows my mind, however, we’re still going here. For those that don’t know, I’m dying of cancer and could use a little help. http://gfwd.at/1bzBSgR And if you don’t want to give to me then give to someone else. Show the world that the human race cares and is prepared to help those of us who have been dealt an unfortunate hand.

    Like

  616. Amazon is donating up to $1 million to charity – $5 at a time plus 0.5% of your one-time purchase via their SMILE program. Check their homepage, upper right hand corner. You can pick your charity of choice off a list. Now go, buy a pony or something expensive.

    Like

  617. My friend Nate’s new book, Thimblerig’ s Ark.
    http://www.amazon.com/Thimblerigs-Ark-Nate-Fleming-ebook/dp/B00ITTEV68

    Like

  618. My sissie`s shop! She makes really cool beaded earrings! http://www.etsy.com/shop/CrowColors

    Like

  619. 657
    Rich Turner

    I don’t sell anything….but my coworker has a cousin going through a rough battle:

    http://www.youcaring.com/medical-fundraiser/beating-breast-cancer/133776

    Like

  620. I make fantastical needle felted creatures (like this rainbow unicorn) because I can’t do real jobs that you h