You know when you don’t get invited to the party that everyone else is at, or you’re not at some conference that everyone else is tweeting about and you start feel bad for yourself? But then you realize that you’d really rather be getting a root canal than making forced small talk at a loud, crowded party and so instead you put on your pajamas and read trashy books that you love but don’t want to read in public, and then you go hunting for something to eat and there are banana popsicles and you dip them in malibu rum and they freeze and make a lactose-free pina colada THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY EAT, and right then? Right then is when you realize that you win.
And in other news, it’s Sunday, which means it’s time for the weekly wrap-up:
What you missed in my shop (Named “Eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- You’re almost guaranteed to get better customer service with this on. And a wide berth. And maybe the day off.
What you missed on the internets:
- Kick-ass stuff I pinned.
- NPR’s “How To Do Everything” had me on to give advice about Human Resources. It’s on “Clothes, Dice and Food (3/21)” I’m at the 16 minute mark. We actually talked about porn for an hour but a lot was cut. Probably for the best.
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
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