Go home, everybody. The best cat toy ever has been created and nothing you buy for your cat will ever be impressive again.
Frankly, I’m disappointed too. Why don’t they make these in human size? It’s like a loft bed without having to have a loft. Plus, if you just got comfortable but you need a drink you can just drive your bed to the fridge. If they put a bathroom and a well-stocked bookshelf in there I’d probably never leave again.
PS. In case you missed it…yesterday a lot of you expressed envy at my horrific 80’s cat sweater, so I found you something even better. It’s at the bottom of the post.