Victor: My head hurts already.
me: I mean, logically they wouldn’t be related because one is a muppet and the other one isn’t real, but they both speak the same “Meep! Meep!” language. That has to mean something.
Victor: Um…Muppets aren’t real either.
me: Shut your mouth.
Victor: Anyway, Beaker only says “meep” once at a time. The Road Runner always says it twice.
me: So Beaker is just less talkative?
Victor: It might be a different dialect.
me: Or maybe The Road Runner has a stammer?
Then Victor walked off because I think he was intimidated by this level of mental discourse and I went to look up Beaker’s language and it turns out that Beaker is actually saying “Me! Me! Me!” which is sort of the sign of a psychopathic narcissist. I don’t have a point to this except to say that I feel like my whole childhood was a lie.