I have too much time on my hands and possibly watch too much TV

I’ve had a shitty week so I spent the last hour looking at these awesome House of Thrones posters and thinking about how much simpler things were back in the good old imaginary days when all you had to worry about were blizzard zombies, or assassinations, or being roasted alive by dragons.

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Truly, those were simpler times.

But then I had to remind myself that there are so many good days ahead, if you know where to look and if you remember all the wonderful people in your tribe, or community, or house.

Thank you for being part of this house, weird and baffling as it may be.

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UPDATED:  Lots of you lovely House Bloggess members asked if I’d make this available in my shop and I’d love to but I’d feel weird about it because it’s based on Tom Gateley’s original design elements.  Conclusion: House Bloggess is too ethical for it’s own good and deserves lots of good karma and also some burritos.

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  1. It takes a village, dear Bloggess, and yours rocks the house!

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  2. omg THE RETURN OF BEYONCE.

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  3. This is perfection. You need to frame this and hang it up. Or maybe put it on a flag and fly it outside your house.

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  4. House Ocular “Ummm….we’ll get back to you with that whole slogan thingy”

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  5. Best fucking sign ever. YES!

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  6. Not unexpectedly…the House Bloggess poster is the best.

    Beyonce forever.

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  7. Your card is pretty badass! It is a cock afterall! LOL

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  8. If I had a foyer, I’d totally hang that in it.

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  9. I am going to have to use that phrase in at least 2 conversations today

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  10. Will this be a poster? I’d be tempted to buy it even being on the verge of unemployment.

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  11. I am going to have to use that phrase in at least 5 conversations this week

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  12. I love being part of this tribe. Happy (if slightly strange) families.

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  13. You had me at scones:).

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  14. Hilllllllarious. I’ll gladly be part of the House of Bloggess.

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  15. The knock knock motherfuckers got a good laugh while everyone in the school pick up line looked at me as if I had lost my mind.

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  16. This SO needs to be on sale in your shop. In fact, I need it to be so.

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  17. House Bloggess. I like it. But doesn’t that make you Lady LadyGarden?

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  18. Might as well print and hang this in my guest bathroom. It will fulfill all my mother-in-law’s ideas of who I am…

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  19. You need an I LOVE THIS button because this made me smile hard during a soul sucking day.

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  20. giggles madly That’s epic…. and will be my avatar in short order… except it is a rectangle … bitches… that’s all part of our charm… fitting outside the box… yeeeeah that is😉 xoxo

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  21. “Beyonce is coming.”

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  22. You totally need your own cable show.

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    Julanne Lorimor

    I love this!!! Glad to be in your village

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  24. 1) Weird and baffling will always be better than safe and boring.
    2) FUCK YEAH BEYONCE!!!
    3) If “I❤ Scones" was a show, I would totally watch it.

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  25. You’re giving Gryffindor a good run for its money. Take that, Potter.

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  26. I’m gonna need this poster hanging on the door of my hospital room when I go into labor here in a few weeks…….KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKING NURSES. ENTER IF YOU DARE.

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  27. God, I so wish I could get this printed on the pillowcases for the guestroom bed.

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  28. I am proud to be a member of House Bloggess. Knock knock motherfuckers indeed.🙂

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  29. I’m totally proud to be a member of House Bloggess!

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  30. Mmmmmmm scones. Too bad I just had all my teeth removed. There’s a place up the way in the canyon that has a ton of giant Beyonces! I think of you every time I see them.

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  31. “WHERE ARE MY CHICKENS?” ..”WHERE ARE THEY??”

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  32. There is such a wonderful build from the first poster to the last. Absolutely Brilliant!!! Please offer this in your shop!!!!

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  33. Brace yourself, Beyonce is coming.

    That sounds dirtier than intended, but still. Knock, knock.

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  34. PERFECTION. Down to the last detail. Where can I buy it? And some scones–because I’m hungry now.

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  35. Oooh now I wanna make a poster for our house. I’m going to be brainstorming for this all week, I can feel it. Thank you for the awesomely fun inspiration🙂

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  36. LOVE it!❤ House Boyce owes it's allegiance to the one and only House Bloggess!

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  37. I love it! Sometimes I feel House Stark and sometimes I feel House Bloggess. I picture myself saying “Knock knock, motherfuckers” with a dagger of fell design clenched between my teeth and I am gleeful. Then I realize that I will probably give myself an unscheduled lip-ectomy and decide to stick with House Stark. Of course, that means decapitation or getting hurled out of high tower windows…

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  38. Love this! Can I use it as my Twitter Avi????

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  39. I❤ scones, too. Happy to be in your house.

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  40. Please tell me this is going into your shop.

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  41. I do hope you have this displayed prominently in House Bloggess!
    Now I need to come up with a slogan for House of Pow and make a poster…. (Surrendering the next several hours do my life to the internet….)

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  42. You’re giving Gryffindor a run for its money. Take that, Potter.

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    bekabutterfly

    LOL! You’re my favorite. Been going through some tough times, but that House of Bloggess reminded me of your book and that metal chicken story and it made me laugh out loud. Now I can empty the dishwasher and go to therapy. Thanks B!

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  44. House Bloggess/Lawsbian Pride!!!

    We are weird. We are damaged. We are mighty. We are a tribe.

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  45. I love scones too…:)

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  46. Yeah, I need this as a flag to fly atop my faerie tent in the backyard. OK, it’s really a drinking tent but it attracts sparkly creatures.

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  47. I feel like I need to display this somewhere visible immediately.

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  48. I feel at home in this house.

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  49. 51
    ShinySyndrome

    Now there’s a standard I could fly proudly. House Bloggess is the best tribe!

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  50. I just wanna know where my room is. I suspect its the one w/the padded walls.

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  51. KKMF!

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  52. Awesome!

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  53. Knock knock. Who’s there? House Bloggess, Motherfuckers!

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  54. Dammit! Now I want a coffee mug with that on it. Please say it’s coming soon to your store.

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  55. At least I’m somewhat less likely to be dragon snacks in house Bloggess. Unless Beyoncé has secret and terrifying powers…

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    Debs (Findawe)

    Please, please tell me that poster is available in your zazzle shop!

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  57. Finally, a GoT house I can endorse and cheer for. Go House Bloggess! Go fire-breathing chicken!

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  58. Anyone else bothered by the kerning on House “Grey Joy”? Or is it just me being a typography nerd…

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  59. LOVE

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  60. Great. Now I want scones. Thanks a lot, Jenny.

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  61. That needs to be made into a welcome mat ASAP

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  62. can you make this this facebook cover photo size? because that would be the awesomest. #lawsbianpride

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  63. also why is that some of the time, I can get my blog to link, and other times not?

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  64. Yes, please put this in the store!
    And a big Like for Kira’s post!

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  65. ah the good ol’ imaginary days… I heart scones? Bloody brilliant.

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  66. This just made my shitty day a little brighter. Bless you.

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  67. that is epic shit there…nicely done🙂
    you just made me all happy inside when I needed it

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  68. Oh man… can we have a SFW version that just says “Knock Knock” ???

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  69. “I heart scones.” I almost died. I needed that today.

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  70. I feel fairly certain I would not be murdered should I be invited to a wedding hosted by the House of Bloggess

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  71. Don’t know if zazzle does it but…. http://www.cafepress.com/make/custom-pillows
    Yeah, I don’t want to admit why I know that.
    May I have the right to p’shop out the profanity so I may use it in my house?

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    Patricia Flynn

    Poster we can buy, yes?!

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    Barbara in Colorado

    I have never watched GoT. Not even once on accident while changing channels. Thank you for summing up the whole show for me in one post. Nicely done. I’d like to make a poster for my house that says “Be nice, or we will stab you” but husband thinks it’s a little anti-social.

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  74. that totally made my day!

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  75. I am watching Outlander right now and thinking the same thin. How damn easy it seemed.

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  76. I would choose your house every damn time.

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    Barbara in Swampeast

    Boy, am I in a weird mood today. House of Greyjoy emblem looks like a wicked looking uterus and ovaries…

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  78. Wish you didn’t have a shitty day. I’m in Italy, and had a shitty day. Got a rose from my waiter. Italian waiters are Lovers. Thank God. Here’s to a better day for us both tomorrow gf, and Knock Knock Mother Fucker is my favorite.
    xo

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  79. PLEASE, PLEASE say that will be for sale in your store soon!!!!!

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  80. In House Bloggess once we slay our enemies they shall be taxadermied. Then thier bejewled and decorated copses hung in the great hall so all will know the power and wisdom of The Bloggess. So say we all. (Or am I mixing up shows here…)

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  81. @Shelley J- Snort. Lady LadyGarden FTW.

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  82. It’s perfect! I love it.

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    Doug in Oakland

    This reminds me of a Southern Culture on the Skids song called House of Bamboo. I don’t know why.

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  84. I just retired… I forgot what I’m supposed to do now! Thanks for sending me in the right direction😉

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  85. Sign me up!

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  86. If that were a poster and I wasn’t 40 years old, I’d totally tape it up in my locker!

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  87. @Sarah “Sarah | September 2, 2014 at 2:05 pm
    @Shelley J- Snort. Lady LadyGarden FTW.”

    You just made my day. Nice to get praise from the tribe.

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  88. “Knock Knock Mutherfuckers!”…..indeed! You have started a giant metal chicken revolution. Every flea market, antique store, farmer’s market, boutique, and grocery store seems to have some form of the giant metal Beyonce on sale. Seriously. I’ve been traveling up and down the west coast all summer….and they’re EVERYWHERE! One of my friends even sent me a picture from a fair in Ohio that had a giant sculpture that appears to be based on your Beyonce.

    Too bad you can’t get royalties on all these Beyonce sales. You’d be a billionaire!

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  89. I love it! Definitely in House Bloggess!

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  90. Perfect!

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  91. I would just like to point out that House Targaryen totally ripped off their motto from the Salvation Army. Really.

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  92. I think I need this in a tea mug.

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  93. Yes! This is perfect. I remember when you first got Beyoncé. I need to go dig up the old entry.

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  94. I would totally fly this outside my house. Looks like you need to make this and sell it in your store. Besides, I want my credit card report to say “8 lbs of uncut cocaine”.

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  95. 99
    Ree in Chicago

    I love you.

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  96. And when will this be available as a poster?

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    rock-a-rella

    Oh sweetie, you made my day..either a doormat or a do-not-disturb sign. Need this in my life..

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  98. Jenny, of House Bloggess, ruler of the internets, commander of the lunatic minion army, Queen of the New Realm! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!

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  99. I would totally wear this on a shield and lead your vanguard!

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  100. “WHERE ARE MY CHICKENS!!”

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  101. Oh my seven, I LOVE this! Knock Knock Motherfucker!

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  102. Who’s there Motherfuckers??

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  103. Doormat, wall hanging, bumper stickers so we can all recognize each other on the road.
    What? You neef to merge and you’re of the House Bloggess? Why, go right ahead.

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  104. what shthisisme said! we need to be able to know one another on sight🙂

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  105. I can’t even…😀

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  106. You’re welcome Jenny. I appreciate you.

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  107. I haven’t seen Game of Thrones, since I ditched HBO a couple of years ago. My understanding is that it concerns elves fornicating with wizards. And lots of slaying. Then more fornication. Do I have that right?

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  108. When I think about how much simpler life must have been back in the day, I try to be grateful for my washing machine. Evidently, that and my electric toothbrush are my favorite reasons to never time travel backwards. literally. I would absolutely consider time traveling forward.

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  109. OMG – House Grey Joy cover is a freakin’ RIOT! REALLY!!
    But I still love Beyonce and KKMFs the best. Yes, even more than scones.

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  110. Brilliant! A poster and an iron-on applique, so we can make flags to fly, pillowcases to sleep on, and put it on our aprons to give our dinner guests (another) reason to leave early!

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  111. I❤ scones! Yessss hahaha

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  112. My daughter and I say “knock knock motherfucker” all the time, because we are awesome and belong to House Bloggess.

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  113. We are a mighty house!

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  114. I am printing that sign and hanging on my door when I see the Jehovah’s Witness group canvassing the neighborhood. I promise to take it don’t during Girl Scout cookie season.

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  115. House Bloggess once again can rock out with its giant metal cock out.
    Kudos as well for your appearance on the Wheatons’ Pet Adoption Calender.

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  116. Looks like a badass journal cover to me.

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  117. Is it just me, or does anyone else think that House GreyJoy’s banner looks like a penis and balls?

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  118. Thing is, I don’t like scones. I like the idea of them. They can sit on the plate while I eat muffins instead.

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  119. Sorry you’re having a shitty week, Queen Jen.

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  120. This so needs to be on a shirt!!

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  121. This definitely needs to be on a shirt, or a poster, or a coffee mug. Or all of these!!

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  122. I need this on a mug & shirt & a card

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  123. YAY! New computer background!!!

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  124. Oh my gosh… Saving that for sure.

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  125. Is it just me, or does anyone else think the House of Stark wolf is gummy rather than toothy?

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  126. Query: do we have a fortress of awesome and does it have a name, and is that name Fortress of Awesome?

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    Crystal Carey

    You have no idea the inspiration you are to others! Winter comes for everyone. Bravery is admitting it sucks and is cold.

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  128. This is truly a joyous occasion may we all be worthy enough to be in your house,

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  129. Now, that is a house I can get behind! Where’s the form to become one of your banner people and can I sign it in chocolate, blood is so unsanitary?

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  130. I need this T-shirt. Please.

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  131. Scones are really good.

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  132. Does Beyoncé know about Beyoncé?

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  133. 1- Thank YOU for inviting us to be members of your house.
    2- Poster #23 for the win with, “Beyonce is coming.”
    3- Please don’t kick me out of the tribe, but I really don’t understand why people like scones.
    4- I am redeemed!!! I actually make outstanding scones, even if I do not eat them. (Cranberry Orange with a Maple Sugar icing.)

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  134. You are beyond amazing!

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  135. Beyonce really is the answer to everything…

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  136. This is not related, but you will probably want it anyway. Behold (assuming the linky thing works)

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  137. what the fuck is wrong with me?? i have no idea where all this beyonce shit is coming from… i have reread the post 2 times. maybe the problem with my brain is related to the fact that while fixing dinner tonight i caught 2, that is 2 potholders on fire. within 5 minutes of each other.
    regardless of beyonce and my cluelessness about her….. i am proud to be a small part of the bloggess house. we shall conquer!

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  138. I totally clicked on this from Facebook because I thought this was the title of your next book and I wanted to pre-order it and I was like “wow, they really let her go all out on the subtitle this time!” 🙂

    Jennifer Niles: Do you not know of the awesomeness of Beyonce? Read back in the Bloggess archives: http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/

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  139. Love House Bloggess! So happy to be a part of this awesome group of people with your wonderful self at the head of the table.

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  140. Hope of Beyonce would have been sooooooo misleading for folks on Google. Lol
    I love this, tho!

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  141. House*
    (Damn you, auto-fill)

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  142. Beyonce would strike fear into the heart of any dragon. (and by fear, I really mean whimsy, so you’re screwed in an animal totem war, but at least you’ll go out in a hail of glitter.)

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  143. I feel humbled to visit the House Bloggess. Bless your house and all those who abide in it.

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  144. I really hope you make this into a tshirt! It would be the perfect Xmas present for my daughter!

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  145. Have to tell you that I went to my local Home Goods store (all kinds of house things you dont need but want oh so much). They had your six foot rooster/chicken(clearly I’m not a farm girl). It made me so happy.

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  146. Yes. Just yes.

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  147. I saw a giant metal chicken in a small town in Pennsylvania a couple of weeks ago. It made me think of you. Tried to snap a pic, but then the light turned green.

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  148. Sometimes when I’ve had a bad day, I pour myself a glass of vino or three and go back and read KKMF for a laugh. It is just the perfect pick me up and if you sold these in your store I would be in like flynn!

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  149. From the website sweatpants & coffee: “When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with glad cries of “Me too!” be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe.”

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  150. I may have to get this poster. The awesomeness factor is high with this one.

    I started reading the danged books just a couple weeks ago. I’m already almost done with Book 3 (I’d be further if I didn’t have to sleep and go to work). I’ve only seen like six episodes of the show, though.

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  151. How do you do it, Bloggess? If you send me some of your emails I’ll respond as if I were you. It will be our secret…

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  152. I desperately want to buy this! Please, please, please put it in your shop!

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  153. It would be a honor to hang that in my humble home here in the Upper Northwest Corner. It would bring sunshine to our rainy fall days.

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  154. Varys: A cock? But who would choose a cock for a sigil?

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  155. Please tell me this is the first step towards invading neighboring kingdoms?! Because a show following you knocking on your neighbors’ doors to inform them Hunter S. Tomcat is their new lord (and Victor’s reaction) is one I would binge watch over and over.

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  156. My house is your house, literally. And I literally mean literally, as in literature, schmuck! What? You think you can come into my house without so much as an invitation, or knock on the door? Hey. get a life!

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    Lady Macbeth

    Love it and love being a part of House Bloggess. But, if I may be so bold, could we also get one with Copernicus the Homicidal Monkey on it with a quote about “hugs?”

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  158. I just scared the cat by cackling out loud when I saw your house sigil – AWESOME!!!

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  159. This will be for sale in your shop, yes? Pretty please with taxidermied animals on top?

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  160. Hugs, hugs, hugs today! It’s a very anxious day in my neck of the woods, but I truly hope yours is better!

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  161. Add a second plea for Copernicus. He definitely deserves his own House poster.

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  162. I would buy this poster, mother fucker.

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  163. proud member of House Bloggess. I’d totally buy the poster by the way.

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  164. I love it: knock, knock motherf…Hey, look its a chicken!

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  165. Jenny, please make this for us to buy!

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  166. Proud member of House Bloggess! Always welcomed, even if you “cock” it up.🙂

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    Deanna Straw

    ¡Viva the House of Bloggess!

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  168. duh! beyonce is the metal rooster! i knew that!

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  169. Perfect timing – our 15th wedding anniversary is this Friday, and (as everyone knows) 15 is the Year of the Giant Metal Chicken.

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  170. Obviously I’ve been reading your blog too long…or not long enough??! I knocked on my sons’ bedroom door this morning and yelled “Knock Knock, Motherfuckers”! I feel like I’ve got a one-way ticket to Hell. My poor boys.

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  171. You are awesome. That is all.

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  172. LMAO @ “I love scones” at the very bottom.

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  173. Thank you for being you.

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  174. I’ll expect that I can find this in your store soon as one of those old school metal signs I can hang in the kitchen, because I will buy a couple of those. For myself and for some family members that are fans as well.

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  175. Or a suburban banner-flag…

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  176. Sorry you are having a shitty week. No fun. ;-(

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  177. So proud to consider myself a part of House Bloggess.

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  178. YES!! YES!! Poster, please!! I will frame and hang!! Please, OH! Please!!

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  179. By far, The House of Bloggess is the very best!! Hopefully less bloody too.

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  180. House Bloggess rules! I would love to buy and proudly display a House Bloggess bumper sticker. Thinking about the unicorn success club stickers but not sure how durable they would be on a car bumper. I love the idea of all of us politely allowing each other to merge in traffic! Like we are members of a super cool and super secret club. Which I guess we kind of are.

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  181. Okay, thanks for making me laugh out loud and snort at my desk.
    Now I’m wondering what MY family poster would look like. I imagine it would have something to do with farts. And cats. Maybe farting cats?

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  182. Beyonce the giant metal chicken is always relevant! I want.

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  183. I’m starting to see giant metal chickens in stores like Home Goods.
    Beyonce gone mainstream.

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  184. I’m not entirely sure that’s all you had to worry about. I think periods back then would’ve been a mess. Sometimes I want to research how exactly they handled all that but then I realize I don’t want to know. Anyway, worrisome. Oh, what if women on their periods accidentally lured dragons, the way they supposedly draw out bears?

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  185. Hilarious. I assume that is soon to be a t-shirt? ‘Cause I want one. I’ll just duct tap the M-F part when I go to school to pick up my kids🙂

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  186. Holy shitsnacks, I didn’t even SEE the “I love scones” at the bottom until now.
    You’re making t-shirts, or posters, or SOMETHING I can buy with this on it, right?

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  187. Everyone needs a house poster. Love it.

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  188. I now need a show called Game of Scones. Maybe it’ll be about competing bakeries? Wait, scratch that. Food Network shows are getting increasingly terrible as it is. They don’t need my help.

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  189. I need this poster O_O Please add to the store!

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    Not Supermom

    Z.o.m.g.

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  191. I knew exactly where this was headed before even scrolling down a millimeter. Love it.

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  192. 199
    Lydia Arnold

    You are well loved, tribemember.

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  193. This NEEDS to be a poster and a shirt. And both of these need to be in my greedy little hands. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

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  194. Sigilicious!
    (@Angela, you’re not the only one. Bad kerning makes my face sad.)

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  195. I expect this to show up in your online site asap.

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    Erin Lyon recently posted TBT, FBF, WBW, WTF..

  196. Looks like you found the cover artwork for your new book!

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  197. Finally. A House I can truly get behind.

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  198. @ Laura #84 This is why you ALWAYS read the comments here. Perfect!

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    Kelly and Geoff recently posted Direwolves and the Stark children.

  199. This needs to be a poster, I will buy it and hang it in my apartment. Jenny, you are the best.

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  200. Why oh why did my posts get deleted?

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  201. It’s a perfect poster. Thank you for always being the laugh that makes my day.🙂

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    Margaux recently posted Rainy Days and Mondays.

  202. Hilarious! I, too, would much rather read a book about a scone infatuation.

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  203. Just sharing my felted Stannis Baratheon “Burning Heart/Hart” soap that I made last month

    http://maitribathbody.com/wp/?product=felted-heart-goats-milk-soap-the-burning-heart-of-stannis

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    telzeyamberdon

    I cannot commend you for your ethics because your ethics are incorrectly applied here. Your hilarious mother-clucker design is the very definition of “parody”, so it’s fair use. People doing parodies and “take offs” is a great way for a designer’s artwork to get spread around and better known, so that their work can become part of our culture. It’s like Weird Al doing a parody of someone’s song–a songwriter would have to be crazy not to want a Weird Al parody of his or her song!

    It’s sad our litigious society coupled with corporations claiming everything for themselves has had a chilling effect to the point where talented people like you edit themselves into inaction despite the fact that copyright is on your side.

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  205. I think I just peed my pants a little. everytime you hit us with “knock knock mfs” I bust a gut because I’m not expecting it. definitely display your house banner somewhere. I’m proud to be one of the family too.

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  206. that made my day!

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