me: FUCK YOU, NETFLIX. YOU CAN’T JUDGE ME.
Victor: What the hell is going on in here?
me: Netflix is all “Are you STILL watching TV? Like, seriously, no one could watch that much TV and still be alive. You’re dead, aren’t you? Prove you’re not dead.”
Victor: It’s just an auto-timer. The TV can’t judge you. But I’m judging you. Because you’re yelling at the TV instead of just clicking “continue”.
me: That’s because I can’t find that tiny remote to tell the TV that “Yes, I’m still alive” and so now the tv has grounded me from watching Project Runway.
PS. Did you know you can watch TV on your computer now. You can. And blog about it at the same time. You’re not the boss of me, TV. I WIN THIS ROUND.