The happiest four words. The saddest four words.

Conversation with Victor at lunch:

Victor: I read something about a contest where you have to come up with the saddest story in just four words, and I think I’ve nailed it.

me:  Okay.  Hit me.

Victor:  “She loved someone else.”

me:  Ooh, that is a good one.  How about… She’d forgotten his smell”.

Victor:  Hmm.  “He never became himself.”

me:  “OUR DOG WAS EATEN.”

Victor:  Um…subtlety?

me:  “The baby spontaneously combusted.”

Victor:  Jesus, Jenny.

me:  Well you said it should be sad.

Victor: Okay, let’s switch to happy.  The happiest story in four words.  “He loved her back.”

me:  Okay.  “The monsters never returned.”

Victor: How about…“She became his world”.

me:  Ew.  No. That sounds like a stalker.  Oh!  “More gravy for everyone!”

Victor:  “They made a family.”

me:  Aw, I like that.  How about…Knock knock mother fucker.”

Victor: No.  Also, “motherfucker” is one word.

me:  Fine.  How about… “He never questioned her.”

Victor: How about…“She stopped acting stupid.”

me: How about…“Her divorce came through.”

Victor:  Hmm.  We should probably stop this.

me:  Yeah.  Agreed.

And they lived happily (ever after).

Your turn.  Happy or sad story in four words.  Go.

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  1. This too shall pass.

    Liked by 18 people

  2. Her hair grew back.

    Liked by 23 people

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  3. I am so broken.

    Liked by 6 people

  4. The shoes fit perfectly.
    There was enough tequila.
    The cats slept elsewhere.

    Liked by 9 people

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  5. She stopped being afraid.

    Liked by 24 people

  6. We’re out of pie.

    Liked by 8 people

  7. Happiest story:

    He fulfilled his dreams.

    Saddest story:

    His dreams weren’t fulfilling.

    Liked by 8 people

  8. Sad: She never looked back.
    Happy: She never looked back!

    No. That’s too cheesy. How about:

    Sad: She’s waiting for you.
    Happy: I found the dog!

    Liked by 2 people

  9. They left me alone.

    Liked by 5 people

  10. 10
    ocularnervosa

    One pizza slice left.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. “Jenny’s smarter than Victor”

    Liked by 7 people

  12. She has two cats.

    Like

  13. Happy “And there was love”
    Sad “Good bye my love”

    Liked by 2 people

  14. Anything with gravy or a baby could go either way.

    Liked by 3 people

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  15. 15
    Kelly Stoker

    The probing eventually stopped.

    Liked by 9 people

  16. Happy: She reads The Bloggess
    Sad: No new Bloggess blogs

    Liked by 2 people

  17. How about, “Bloggess is a zombie”?
    Or “Bloggess ate our dog”?

    Those words would make me sad…

    Like

  18. I survived the accident.

    Liked by 4 people

  19. All charges were dropped.

    Liked by 6 people

  20. Her state legalized marijuana.

    Liked by 3 people

  21. They never found out.

    ( could be happy or sad)

    Liked by 1 person

  22. Sad: Who ate the cake????
    Happy: There was extra cake.

    Liked by 3 people

  23. There was always enough.

    Liked by 4 people

  24. Jenny, I think I came up with the perfect one! And it’s up to the reader if it’s happy or sad: The pain will end.

    Liked by 8 people

  25. 26
    Loving Granddaughter

    Then he was gone.

    Liked by 2 people

  26. Happy: The anxiety finally faded.
    Sad: The anxiety would return.

    Like

  27. He told her no.

    Like

  28. Their child smiled warmly. The conditioning finally worked.

    Liked by 1 person

  29. “Blogges is a zombie.”
    or…
    “Bloggess ate our dog.”

    Those words would make me sad…

    Like

  30. Happy: She didn’t need surgery!
    Sad: She desperately needs surgery.

    My daughter has a heart. First we heard the sad, then we hear the happy. I prefer the happy.

    Liked by 1 person

  31. She thought for herself.

    Liked by 2 people

  32. She never said hello.

    Like

  33. They had a family.

    Like

  34. Help me! I’m almost…

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  35. ha! heart CONDITION. Of course she has a heart. That would be horrifying if she didn’t.

    Liked by 2 people

  36. IVF was too expensive

    Liked by 4 people

  37. Bacon has been banned.
    Free bacon for everyone.

    Liked by 3 people

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  38. The kids got along….

    Liked by 1 person

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  39. Your beer is free.

    Like

  40. Depression became her friend.

    Depression never came back.

    Liked by 1 person

  41. Saddest: She would never know.

    Happiest: They found each other.

    Like

  42. The softest kitten ever.

    Liked by 4 people

  43. Chocolate made her thin.

    Liked by 14 people

  44. The Blue Pill worked.

    Liked by 1 person

  45. The medication started working.

    Liked by 4 people

  46. They named her Beyoncé.

    Liked by 1 person

  47. This too shall pass.

    Liked by 2 people

  48. coffee never runs out
    she finally smiled again
    he never looked back
    the cat never died
    it was a dream

    Liked by 1 person

  49. She was born asleep.
    ~
    All yarn is discounted.

    Liked by 7 people

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  50. How about, “Multiple comments won’t appear”?
    Because that keeps happening – and it makes me sad…

    Liked by 1 person

  51. Sad: We’re out of cheese.
    Happy: Surprise! I brought cheese!

    Liked by 3 people

  52. My friend on Saturday.

    I (just) lost my husband

    What I told her this morning:

    You are so loved.

    Liked by 1 person

  53. OMG I love you guys. Wait, that’s not it.

    Liked by 1 person

  54. 55
    Patti Morfeld

    Knock knock mother fucker!

    The asshole moved out.

    He is potty trained.

    Sober for ten years.

    The new antidepressant works.

    Liked by 5 people

  55. The cheese was gone.

    Liked by 2 people

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  56. I suppose this might work for either. The cat came back.

    Liked by 1 person

  57. The test was negative.

    Liked by 2 people

  58. The wine ran out.

    Liked by 2 people

  59. Saddest:
    She would never know.

    Happiest:
    They found each other.

    Like

  60. “Your hair smells nice.”
    “However, you have lice.”

    Liked by 5 people

  61. She waited for him. He was finally exonerated.

    Liked by 2 people

  62. Happiest: will you marry me?
    Saddest: I don’t love you.

    Liked by 1 person

  63. 65
    Heather Johnson

    It became spring forever.

    Liked by 1 person

  64. The Bloggess Saved Her

    Liked by 3 people

  65. She was finally free. (probably works for both cases)

    Like

  66. “I lost my job” “I won the lottery”

    Like

  67. Only the dog survived.

    Like

  68. Happiest: I love you, Daddy. (my four year old son at bed time)
    Saddest: Daddy, are you full? (my four year old son pointing to my belly)

    Liked by 2 people

  69. Their cats got along. (Big, right? I have a cat, my beau has a cat, and I worry if we ever combine households that the damn cats will ruin everything with their incessant fighting. Because they are cats. But we love them. So yeah; “Their cats got along.”)

    Liked by 3 people

  70. Your vagina looks normal -gynecologist
    That’s not my vagina!- from you

    Like

  71. She lost her mind.

    Like

  72. Happy for one, sad for another: You can have him.

    Liked by 2 people

  73. Happy or sad…reader’s choice: The scan was negative.

    Liked by 1 person

  74. Helium made it funny.

    Liked by 3 people

  75. I love you people.

    Liked by 16 people

  76. “Five miscarriages, one baby”

    (This is my sad AND happy sentence and true story).

    Liked by 11 people

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  77. And he died alone.

    Her dreams became reality.

    Like

  78. Their vacation never happened.
    The laundry was completed.
    Love blossomed in them.
    Fear kept her anchored.

    Liked by 1 person

  79. Happy for one, sad for another: You can have him.

    Like

  80. If They knew Her

    Like

  81. He got a vasectomy

    Like

  82. Bathing Suit Looked Great

    Liked by 3 people

  83. Her stabbyness went away.

    Liked by 2 people

  84. ILove you Olie….these were the last words my husband said to me before he died. They’re the happiest & saddest words in my world.

    Liked by 13 people

  85. Happy: It was all enough.

    Liked by 2 people

  86. She won the lottery.
    Unlimited breadsticks for everyone!

    Liked by 2 people

  87. Saddest: She never found love.
    Happiest: Love finally found her.

    Like

  88. She always remembered happy.
    Ha that’s a trick one yeah, because you could read it as happy OR sad.

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  89. I love you, Nana
    I miss you, Nana

    Liked by 4 people

  90. He survived the accident.
    The accident was fatal.

    Like

  91. her depression came back. she overcame her depression.

    Like

  92. And then, winter ended

    Liked by 1 person

  93. Both: the kids grew up.

    Liked by 5 people

  94. 97
    NotAMeanGirl

    Sad: He saw her disfigurement.
    Happy: His heart saw beauty.

    Liked by 1 person

  95. He stopped writing stories.

    Like

  96. Both: Nobody ever found out.

    Like

  97. Happy or Sad

    The test was positive.

    Like

  98. “I won the lottery” — :)
    “Dog ate the ticket — 😦

    Liked by 4 people

  99. There is no heartbeat.

    The sun warmed us.

    Liked by 2 people

  100. She never woke up. (both)

    Like

  101. I’m out of wine.
    I BOUGHT MORE WINE!

    Liked by 4 people

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  102. Sad: It’s just Penny’s time.
    (Penny’s our lab. She’s 13 it’s time to say goodbye)

    Happy: You’re so fucking brave!
    (Said to Jenny at the book signing in Boston)

    Liked by 1 person

  103. The mothership finally arrived.
    Death was a relief.
    Her dreams required sunglasses.

    Liked by 1 person

  104. Congratulations, it’s a girl!

    Liked by 1 person

  105. 108
    Stephanie Geyer

    They held on anyway.

    Liked by 1 person

  106. All the obstacles disappeared.

    Like

  107. You make me laugh

    Liked by 1 person

  108. I closed her eyes.

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  109. She lost all hope

    Like

  110. Happy: Will you marry me?

    Sad: And she walked away

    Like

  111. Life must go on.
    These wounds will heal.
    Wonder Woman is Supreme!
    Creative juices are flowing.
    Creative road is blocked.
    Shitty people cause catastrophes.
    This house is clean.

    Like

  112. 115
    Gribble Girl

    Sad – “I never loved you”

    Happy – The water was clean

    Like

  113. And then he vanished

    Like

  114. I am still here.

    Liked by 6 people

  115. He broke her heart.
    She mended it herself.

    Liked by 6 people

  116. Sad: Lost son to drugs
    Happy: Her son got sober

    Liked by 1 person

  117. “She welcomed her death.”

    Maybe both.

    Like

  118. The cancer is gone!!

    Liked by 4 people

  119. And then, things changed.

    Liked by 2 people

  120. Her boss is horrible.
    She won the lottery.

    Like

  121. 124
    BadWolfRose

    Hello. I’m the Doctor. (I know I’m is a contraction and technically two words but this phrase makes me extremely happy.)

    Liked by 3 people

  122. Stricken with explosive diarrhea

    Liked by 3 people

  123. She discovered she was enough…..

    Liked by 4 people

  124. The Cat Came Back!

    She held her breath…

    I Love You More

    Like

  125. It doesn’t get better.
    I am truly loved.

    Like

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  126. And the sun rose. Happy
    Only the darkness waited. Sad

    Like

  127. She lived another day.
    I never stopped looking.
    They raised their glasses.

    Liked by 1 person

  128. Challenge accepted!

    Sad story:
    She’d lost it all.

    Happy story:
    Her prayers were answered.

    Like

  129. Saddest:

    The dog eventually died.

    Happiest:

    The pup kissed me.

    Like

  130. Antibiotics cleared it up.
    She’s still a slut.

    Liked by 3 people

  131. I cannot taste food

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  132. That was hilarious, and I can completely see my husband and I having the exact same conversation with the same result.

    Like

  133. Trump, sobbing, walked away.

    Liked by 7 people

  134. 137
    Jennifer Aldridge

    Both: Then she woke up.
    Both?: She never hurt again.

    Like

  135. I lost my Rose…
    Donna can’t remember anything…

    I blame Doctor Who for all the feels!

    Liked by 2 people

  136. The darkness became light.
    The light became darkness

    Like

  137. Happy:
    “Every day is Saturday!”
    “Music in my head…”

    Sad:
    “Abe Vigoda has died.” (really, he did)
    “My home is empty.”

    Like

  138. 141
    Ryan McGillen

    Happy: Everyone got a pizza.
    Sad: Pizza has been outlawed.

    Like

  139. She saw the world.

    Liked by 2 people

  140. 143
    Glowing Frog

    Happy:

    The donuts are free

    Sad:

    Doughnuts make you fat

    Like

  141. I dropped my ice cream.

    Liked by 1 person

  142. 145
    hankgillette

    Sale: baby clothes. Unused.

    Liked by 1 person

  143. Saddest… Her troubles were many.
    Happiest… She forgot them all.

    Liked by 1 person

  144. Good – I finally could sleep
    Bad – I never woke-up

    Liked by 1 person

  145. Sad and happy
    And she walked away

    Liked by 1 person

  146. Everything stays the same.

    Like

  147. And there it was.

    Like

  148. Sad: It didn’t work out.
    Happy: You don’t need pants.

    Liked by 2 people

  149. @Emma Rose: are you thinking of The Sure Thing (aka the greatest John Cusack comedy no one seems to remember)?

    ‘Do you love me?’ she whispered. ‘Do you love me?’ It would not be tonight. The answer was no.

    Like

  150. Sometimes the dark wins.

    Liked by 1 person

  151. One bullet left… BANG!

    Thank god you’re alive!

    Like

  152. 156
    Nah Nah Na Nah Nah

    Happy and/or Sad…your choice:
    “Welcome to Hell’s VIP”

    Liked by 2 people

  153. My internet went down

    Liked by 3 people

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  154. Her fears never dies

    Liked by 1 person

  155. I love Jenny Lawson

    Liked by 1 person

  156. The saddest words I ever heard “there is no heartbeat”

    Liked by 3 people

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  157. I got a puppy!

    Liked by 2 people

  158. Antibiotics cleared it up.
    She’s still a slut.

    Liked by 1 person

  159. Saddest: No more Bloggess books!
    Happiest: Bloggess books for everyone!

    Like

  160. Saddest story:
    He’d finished my pizza.

    Happiest story:
    There was another pizza.

    Liked by 1 person

  161. Hank…two words shorter than the original! ‘For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn.’ By Ernest Hemingway! Great authorial company! ☺

    Liked by 2 people

  162. The driveway is shoveled.
    (REALLY happy right now.)

    Like

  163. he didn’t make it.

    Like

  164. From one of my dogs: “They left me here.”

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  165. snuggle bunny came home (i just think this sounds warm and fuzzy)

    Like

  166. I think this is based off of the story about Ernest Hemingway’s saddest story in 6 words. His supposed response was “For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.” Which can be looked at really sad, or maybe the parents just had so many pairs of shoes from the baby shower that the baby didn’t need them all? Or because babies don’t even need shoes until they are toddlers? Happy thoughts.

    Mine are:
    Saddest – Willy never got freed
    Happiest – Dreams can come true

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  167. Ha! Totally worth it!

    So not worth it.

    Liked by 3 people

  168. Saddest = I can’t do happy.
    Happiest = week off with pay!

    Like

  169. That is MY potpie. (Thank you Victor…)
    They’d learned to punctuate!

    Liked by 2 people

  170. She got the job.
    London Fog Latte Drink.
    You want to come?
    Get in the car.
    Stop creeping me out.

    Liked by 1 person

  171. The meeting is cancelled.

    On a side note, I’m impressed it took 137 comments for someone to steal Hemingway’s apocryphal baby shoes story:http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/babyshoes.asp

    Liked by 3 people

  172. FREE WINE FOR EVERYONE!

    Liked by 1 person

  173. She’s all grown up!

    That’s both furiously happy and sad at the same time when “she” is your daughter.

    Liked by 1 person

  174. You Were Never Loved

    Liked by 2 people

  175. She married Tim Brewington.:) Happiest story ever in my life!

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  176. He was her world.
    She was his world.
    A love never stronger.

    Like

  177. Our dog can talk.

    We can’t tell anyone.

    Liked by 2 people

  178. She found her longing.

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  179. Happy: cure found for depression
    Sad: then the dog died

    Liked by 1 person

  180. 😦 Cribs empty; coffin isnt.:-) Touch me right …. thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Like

  181. And they danced forever.

    Liked by 1 person

  182. She learned to live.

    Liked by 2 people

  183. You’re not your past. OR I need you now.

    Liked by 1 person

  184. Horses can’t outrun tornadoes.

    Liked by 1 person

  185. “He’s in serious trouble”

    Like

  186. She was finally sated

    Like

  187. 5yo: “Let’s always live together!”

    For both happy and sad.

    Like

  188. Mini pies for everyone!:)

    The pies are gone😦

    Like

  189. Happiest story:
    There was always wine.

    Saddest story:
    There was no wine.

    Like

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  190. There was once one of those FB things where you pose a question: “You wake up next to me in jail, what are the first four words you say to me?”
    My (then 15year old daughter) commented, “Sorry, mom. My bad.”
    It both horrified me and cracked me up.

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  191. I ate the food. (it goes both ways.)

    Like

  192. The Xanax kicked in!

    Liked by 1 person

  193. The vodka is low.
    There is no Chardonnay.
    The struggle is real.
    I just might die.

    Like

  194. Okay this is six words but I heard this as part of a longer story and it required six – super sad: For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn. I forget but think it was Hemingway. Oh – there’s more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn

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  195. Happy: His humiliations tapered off.
    Sad: F U, bipolar disorder.
    Happy: Backyard garden feeds family.
    Sad: I overcooked my steak.

    Like

  196. It is a girl!
    She has mitochondrial disease.

    Like

  197. It’s not your baby.
    It’s you, not me.
    It’s going to hurt.
    There’s no more booze.

    Like

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  198. Time heals all wounds

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  199. And God invented bacon.

    Like

  200. Headlines blared: “Children Found!”

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  201. 206
    cakeartchick

    The Last Girlscout Cookie.

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  202. Dishes filled the sink.
    The dish standoff continued.
    He washed the dishes.
    She celebrated with wine.

    Liked by 1 person

  203. This isn’t my life.

    Liked by 4 people

  204. The house was empty.
    That’s scary, sad, and happy, depending on the situation.

    Like

  205. He never touches her.

    Liked by 2 people

  206. My brother died horrifically.

    My daughter loves me.

    Liked by 2 people

  207. You were worth it.

    Liked by 3 people

  208. Both beautiful and broken

    Liked by 3 people

  209. She loved him anyway.

    Liked by 1 person

  210. He never quit drinking.
    and
    He never quit drinking!

    Like

  211. “She took his hand.”

    “That breath lasted forever.”

    Like

  212. Summer’s on the way!

    Like

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  213. You will be loved.

    Like

  214. She was already happy.

    ED left her forever.

    Like

  215. You are not alone.

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  216. But I never knew.

    Like

  217. The vodka was bottomless.

    Her liver stopped working.

    Like

  218. She lived, she died.

    Happy or sad, take your pick.

    Like

  219. Cute Overload closed down.
    The Spam is ready!

    Like

  220. The world is dying.
    We found the cure!

    Like

  221. And no one died.
    He does the dishes.
    Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza!

    Liked by 1 person

  222. They lost their home.

    Or

    A new adventure beckoned.

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  223. “She’d forgotten his smell” just punched me in the heart.

    Liked by 2 people

  224. Saddest: My daughter has died.
    Happiest: She was MY daughter.

    My 19yo daughter Kaitlyn died from a car crash in Oct of 2013. She was in the backseat. She was my first born. She made me a mom. My happy and my sad…

    Liked by 6 people

  225. The Doctor is mine
    And sometimes we fly

    Liked by 1 person

  226. Sandwich with extra mayo

    Like

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  227. Books are my friends.

    Liked by 1 person

  228. Happy:
    She slept until nine!
    Sad:
    There was no coffee.

    Like

  229. The beer was cold

    Liked by 2 people

  230. Her Dad finally stfu.

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  231. Free marijuana for all

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  232. I could do this all day!

    Like

  233. Magnificent entries here:-) I’m just going to go with irreverent:
    The wine was free
    ;-D

    Like

  234. He wouldn’t accept love.

    Like

  235. Sad: They all forgot her
    Happy: They forgot her fuckups

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  236. David Tennant loves me.

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  237. 243
    hankgillette

    I was aware of the Hemingway story (perhaps apocryphal), but I had to shorten it to fit the four word limit.

    Here’s another sad one, unique to me (as far as I know):

    I never risked anything.

    Liked by 1 person

  238. The adoption was final.
    We’re a Forever Family!

    Liked by 2 people

  239. Hmm, I think I can do both with one entry:
    “It was never the same.”

    Liked by 5 people

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  240. They overcame it together.:)

    (Not gonna do a sad one bc then I will be.)

    Liked by 1 person

  241. Sad:
    Never again, she said.
    Later, he passed away.

    Happy:
    Forever and always: yes.
    She won the lottery.

    Liked by 1 person

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  242. Happy “Got the fuck out”
    Sad: “I really miss you”

    Like

  243. A life well lived.

    The divorce is final.

    Like

  244. This could be either happy or sad…

    And so she danced.

    Liked by 1 person

  245. From the East coast:
    The plow finally arrived.

    Liked by 1 person

  246. 252
    BrowneyedSusan

    There are more books.

    Liked by 3 people

  247. Ernest Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write a complete story in just six words. His response was: For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

    Like

  248. I’m happily not normal.
    Sanity lost its foothold.
    Pain is my companion.
    All circuses closed down.
    SeaWorld freed its imprisoned.
    Poachers all died mysteriously.
    Men suddenly understood women.
    Women suddenly understood men.

    Liked by 3 people

  249. Leaf on the wind

    Liked by 2 people

  250. Happy: “Stumbled into enternal bliss.”

    Sad: “Stumbled into an oubliette.”

    Like

  251. Cancer can suck it.

    Liked by 4 people

  252. Happy: He brought me bacon
    Sad: I burned the bacon

    Like

  253. NetFlix and…buffering…buffering…

    Liked by 2 people

  254. It always goes on

    Like

  255. She only seemed happy.

    Like

  256. It will be fine

    Like

  257. Happy: Jenny became my neighbor.

    Liked by 2 people

  258. The snow finally ended

    Like

  259. The taco was free.

    Like

  260. She didn’t know how.
    He only heard himself.
    Her life went on.

    Cats, chocolate and fries.

    Like

  261. We are breaking up.

    Liked by 2 people

  262. My flight was cancelled.

    I got another flight.

    Like

  263. Cancer: my last day.

    Like

  264. Happy: Everyone is finally equal.
    Sad: On the news today…

    Liked by 1 person

  265. He died last month.

    Liked by 1 person

  266. She never loved herself.

    Followed by the inevitable sequel:

    Neither did anyone else.

    Liked by 3 people

  267. Jen, #247, The plow finally arrived.. I want to like this 1000x. (just got word, our schools are remaining closed with the hope to reopen on Monday, Feb. 1st.)

    Happy & Sad, all in 1 word..
    Always.

    Like

  268. Just as it is.

    Like

  269. Not defined by diagnosis.

    Liked by 2 people

  270. My mother finally died.

    Liked by 2 people

  271. The coffee is gone.
    It’s five o’clock somewhere.

    Like

  272. Happy: Dawn came at last.
    Sad: The stars blinked out.

    Like

  273. Your prescription is ready!

    Liked by 1 person

  274. 282
    Leslie O'Donnell

    “Everything has changed now.” <— happiest and/or saddest, all in one.

    Liked by 1 person

  275. Her; injured but breathing

    Like

  276. Bacon! Bacon! BACON! BAAAAAAYCON!

    Like

  277. He loved her anyway. (Come to think of it, that probably works for both.)

    Like

  278. Your prescription is ready!

    Liked by 1 person

  279. He hurt her again.

    Like

  280. 288
    Margaret Murphy

    I live on the east coast in the middle of the blizzard sooooo

    Saddest:
    It never snowed again

    Happiest:
    It never snowed again

    Liked by 1 person

  281. My story isn’t over.

    Liked by 8 people

  282. 290
    Leslie Sakaguchi

    They’re not going anywhere. (Either?)

    Like

  283. An author I know wrote a book based on her writing partners husband sitting up in bed and saying “the elves are dying”. Four words= a book

    Liked by 1 person

  284. I am so lonely.

    He came in first!

    Like

  285. 293
    Melissa Hibner

    “I love you so…”
    “Ummm, who are you?”

    Like

  286. Cancer can suck it.

    Liked by 2 people

  287. Happy: Your food is ready.
    Sad: I found a hair.

    Like

  288. There was no goodbye.

    Liked by 1 person

  289. Sad: Pregnancy caused my infertility

    Happy: Our only is enough

    Like

  290. It wasn’t my fault.

    Like

  291. There was no goodbye.

    Like

  292. I’m out of chocolate (or wine, or Prozac, or whatever)- saddest
    I’ll love you always – happiest

    Like

  293. Mouse fails maze test.

    Liked by 1 person

  294. She won the Powerball.

    Like

  295. Happy:
    Nothing slowed Clarence down.

    Sad:
    Mama finally left us.

    Like

  296. Happy- Hew Grew up Happy
    Sad- The office is open

    Like

  297. Both can be taken either way:

    A life well lived.

    The divorce is final.

    Like

  298. They burned the books.

    Like

  299. We lived through today.

    Liked by 3 people

  300. Sad:
    Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Strangers.
    David Bowie has died.

    Happy:
    He held my hand.
    The workday has ended.
    Bottomless cups of coffee.
    I graduate in December.

    As an aside, I think there’s a lot you can tell about someone in how they respond to something like this, especially the things they value or hold dear.

    Liked by 1 person

  301. Ok, mine happen to coincidentally be happy for me and sad for my husband, but they are also the biography of the past two years of my life. Here goes:

    She quit her job.
    They mortgaged their equity.
    She took up sewing.
    She still isn’t working.
    She is now vegan.

    Liked by 1 person

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  302. Abe Vigoda has passed. (that’s the sad one)

    Like

  303. Sounds happy:

    She was always right

    But!
    She was never happy

    Liked by 1 person

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  304. Taken either way:

    The divorce is final

    A life well lived

    Like

  305. I laughed, then peed.

    Liked by 3 people

  306. Hobbes, lets go exploring!

    Liked by 1 person

  307. Sad (circa 2006): Born with angel wings.
    Happy (circa 2008): We brought him home!!

    Like

  308. 316
    John Gartner

    Hobbes, lets gp exploring!

    Like

  309. Rainfall kissed her eyes.
    She walked away free.

    Sunlight reached his hand.
    The breathing sounds stopped.

    Like

  310. Screw this, Bye Felicia!

    Liked by 1 person

  311. She let him go
    then she was gone

    She loved hom back
    Sandy toes in summer

    Like

  312. This is quite possibly the best I’ve seen😀

    Liked by 1 person

  313. 321
    Nina Handler

    Happiest four words: The results were positive.
    Saddest four words: The results were positive.

    Like

  314. She left that shithole. Happy story.

    Like

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  315. They fulfilled each other.
    They couldn’t be together.

    Like

  316. She forgave her everything.

    Love was not enough.

    Liked by 1 person

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  317. Sad: Abe Vigoda has died.
    Happy: Betty White is immortal.

    Like

  318. Happy: Then she smiled back.

    Sad: Grasses hid her grave.

    Like

  319. She said, “I quit!”

    Either, depending on your connotation. I’m hoping desperately for the happy one…SOON.

    Like

  320. Covered in nacho cheese.

    Liked by 2 people

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  321. My happiest 4 word story: She adopted a dog.

    Like

  322. All Cows Eat Grass (music people will get this one)

    Like

  323. Sad – She’ll always hate herself.
    Happy – Hope strengthens. Fear kills.

    Anyone who has read Karen Marie Moning’s Fever Series will get the happy one….:)

    Like

  324. “There was no pulse” for sad…. and for happy… “Her Child would recover”

    Like

  325. 334
    elizabethbreston

    Miraculously, the fog lifted.

    Liked by 1 person

  326. Fuck off, old man.
    I am still here.
    I created you, Devil.
    Now you’re gonna die.

    Like

  327. We couldn’t save him/her.

    Like

  328. Together they had everything.

    Apart they were nothing.

    Like

  329. Sad: She was hard work.
    Her problems overwhelmed everybody.
    She was too intense.
    It was her fault.
    She tried too hard.
    Her name was lost.
    No Who until Christmas.

    Happy:
    She had two dogs.
    Love was almost unconditional.
    She stroked silky ears.
    She learned to love.
    She stopped personalising everything.
    She learned about gratitude.
    She found her faith.
    People show refugees compassion.

    Like

  330. David Bowie is dead.

    Like

  331. My happiest and saddest:
    I once loved her

    Like

  332. My life is beginning. (Happy)

    Like

  333. Life is worth living.
    Mental illness never ends.

    Like

  334. There’s no more pain

    Liked by 1 person

  335. My marriage is legal.
    My family doesn’t care.

    Liked by 5 people

  336. The depression overtook her

    Like

  337. Sad: My dog just died.
    Happy: Just kidding; she’s fine.
    Prologue: She’s got one eye.

    Liked by 1 person

  338. Zombie Ostriches Are Real!

    Like

  339. Remember 70s morning cartoons?

    Like

  340. Her asshole ripped open

    Liked by 1 person

  341. This Pin from Pinterest. Sadly I don’t know where it originated. It is the most re-pinned image of all of my pins. Resonates with people I guess.

    “It’s hurting again. ”

    (Technically 4 words if you think “it is” instead of “it’s”, but it doesn’t sound as bittersweet somehow.)

    http://m.lovethispic.com/image/41465/its-hurting-again

    Like

  342. saddest: I want to kill myself
    happiest: we know depression lies

    Like

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  343. Just burned 800 calories!🙌

    Unfortunately it was dinner😂

    Liked by 4 people

  344. Yes, we are done. 😦

    Like

  345. She always regretted it.

    Like

  346. Finally found her voice.

    Like

  347. We were in love.
    He never apologized sincerely.
    I dreamt I left.
    I gave notice, finally.
    It was a relief.

    Unicorn Success Club, yo.

    Like

  348. You should be proud ( in reference to bringing up my child)

    I can’t love you

    Like

  349. The pizza is ready…

    Like

  350. The cradle rocked, empty.

    Light showed her truth.

    Like

  351. You should be proud ( re my little girl)

    I can’t love you…

    Like

  352. she learned to fly.

    Liked by 1 person

  353. They kicked cancer’s ass.

    Liked by 1 person

  354. My life is beautiful

    Liked by 1 person

  355. The food was free…

    Like

  356. He baked her cookies:)
    Kids ate the cookies:(

    Like

  357. 367
    deepthoughtsbydon

    He came real early

    Liked by 1 person

  358. 368
    Grace Lawson

    It was all over.

    Liked by 1 person

  359. Bowie reincarnated as quokka.

    Like

  360. The kiss was perfect.
    She finally retired, wealthy.

    Like

  361. The pain won’t stop.

    I love your laugh

    Liked by 1 person

  362. Both; The first bullet missed.

    Like

  363. Happy is puppy love

    Like

  364. 374
    colleenbshannon

    Her life was blessed. (Happy)
    Chocolate makes her fat. (Sad)

    Like

  365. Nobody understood her pain.
    Her light shines bright.

    Liked by 2 people

  366. The fire destroyed everything.😦
    Love goes on forever.:-)

    Liked by 1 person

  367. They lived, died alone.

    Like

  368. She was happier alone.

    Liked by 2 people

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  369. God answered her prayer

    Liked by 1 person

  370. The test was negative

    Like

  371. Happy: Grilled cheese is wonderful!
    Sad: The cheese is gone.

    Liked by 1 person

  372. 382
    Cassandra S

    He finally made parole! (That’s happy, btw.)

    Like

  373. Sad: Baby needs heart surgery.
    Happy: Boy lives. Helps others.

    Liked by 1 person

  374. It burned very slowly.
    I smell smoke again.

    Like

  375. The mice are dead. (Bad news, they were your science experiment to save the world.) The mice are dead. (Thank God, they were invading the house and eating all the fruity num mums.)

    Like

  376. Is that you, Batman?

    Liked by 1 person

  377. 387
    Margaret Flint Suter

    It burned very slowly.
    I smell smoke again.

    Like

  378. She started forgetting faces.

    He returned the ring.

    Like

  379. She thinks she’s unworthy.
    He loves her anyway.

    Like

  380. “Honey, I was fired”
    “SOOOO, Get another job”

    Like

  381. 391
    papersitter

    This too shall pass

    Liked by 1 person

  382. Stars twinkle morse code.

    She sleeps alone, again.

    Liked by 1 person

  383. Together they had beauty.

    Liked by 1 person

  384. Her book changed lives.

    Books are not allowed.

    Liked by 1 person

  385. She figured it out.

    Liked by 1 person

  386. great books to read – happy
    no time to read – sad

    Like

  387. 397
    ToughLoveNinja

    Happiest: Hearing “I love you too”
    Saddest: Knowing “It was all lies”

    Like

  388. And then, she left.

    Like

  389. My most recent sad I got today: “You’re having a relapse.” (I have MS.)
    So my happy that I keep saying to myself: “It will be ok.”

    Liked by 1 person

  390. She was alone again. (= an extrovert’s reaction)
    She was alone again! (= an introvert’s reaction)

    He left his wife. (Sad for the wife.)
    He left his wife! (Good for the mistress.)

    Like

  391. Crib for sale. Unused.

    Like

  392. I finally became myself.

    Liked by 2 people

  393. This argument is EVERYTHING!

    Like

  394. We’re out of bacon. – 😢
    But we have chocolate! – 🤗

    Like

  395. Today, she was enough.

    Liked by 5 people

  396. Her soul was free.

    Free coffee for everyone!

    Liked by 1 person

  397. Eyes finally know others’.

    Like

  398. Darkness was her companion

    Like

  399. Your biopsies are normal.
    (I can attest that these are the four happiest words I’ve ever heard.)

    Like

  400. Both saddest and happiest, depending upon your point of view, from the East coast right now – ‘More snow expected tomorrow’

    Like

  401. The cat stopped puking. – HAPPY!
    There is no cake. – SAD!

    Liked by 1 person

  402. Weather delayed package delivery.

    Like

  403. Eyes lit for both.

    Like

  404. Saddest: The wine ran out.
    Happiest: The wine was neverending.

    Like

  405. There was no wifi (wait, is that a horrror story)

    It was never lost

    I still work there (sad for me😉

    And dementor-proof: I ALWAYS have chocolate.

    Hmmm
    I’ve added some pot/alcohol (depending on preferences)😄

    Like

  406. The cat stopped puking!
    There is no cake.

    Like

  407. She lost her balloon – extremely sad, especially when her friend hit it and it fell down several floors between some escalators
    She got it back – mega happy, because the nice lady, working on the bottom floor of the mall, gave it back to a certain girl (in her twenties)

    Like

  408. I died long ago.
    I will start living.

    Liked by 1 person

  409. tomorrow is another day
    happy or sad

    Liked by 1 person

  410. Magnificence is humans striving.

    Like

  411. What might have been

    Liked by 2 people

  412. She finally was enough.

    Liked by 2 people

  413. It’s dusty in here.

    I have never been moved to tears before about COMMENTS. This place is just magical.

    Liked by 1 person

  414. He never loved back.
    His impotent heart withered.
    The moon cried tears.
    ~~~
    They were happily coupled.
    The operation was successful.
    She licked the spoon.

    Like

  415. Depression lies mother fucker! (See how I made it 2 words!😉 )

    Liked by 1 person

  416. She was always enough.

    Liked by 1 person

  417. Or: Srtiving is human magnificence.

    Like

  418. Deleted grandpa from phone.

    Love didn’t leave her.

    Liked by 1 person

  419. Rather without typo: Striving is human magnificence!

    Liked by 1 person

  420. Sad: Mom never loved me

    Happy: You are my world.

    Like

  421. Come inside the Tardis.

    Liked by 2 people

  422. Happy: She was truly happy.
    Sad: There is no cure.

    Like

  423. 434
    Julanne lorimor

    She was cancer free

    Liked by 1 person

  424. “Mongoose don’t need condoms!”

    Liked by 1 person

  425. I am furiously happy.
    Victor, listen to Jenny!
    Jenny is always right.
    Hailey is a fabulous kid.
    I truly love myself.
    Please and thank you.

    No more toilet paper.
    The dog ate it.
    He’s practicing trumpet again.
    The motherfucking souffle’s burned!

    Like

  426. Marty can’t fucking count: Hayley’s a fabulous kid!

    Like

  427. All out of coffee.

    Liked by 1 person

  428. *Hailey

    Stupid autocorrect!

    Like

  429. Will you marry me….
    I don’t want complications

    Like

  430. I still can’t breathe
    You stole my expectations
    You left my life
    You were my treasure
    I cry to breathe

    Like

  431. In my life, the sad are:

    “Mom, I wanna die.”
    “It is not viable.”
    “I don’t love you.”
    “Just sex, that’s all.”

    The happy are:

    “It’s a beautiful girl!”
    “We are so proud.”
    “Your son is amazing.”
    “I’ll love you forever.”

    Like

  432. She loves me anyway.

    Liked by 2 people

  433. The tumor is cancer😦
    I love you Mommy:)

    Liked by 1 person

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  434. “It isn’t your heart.”
    Could be happy or sad, depending on the context. (That’s what I’d like to hear from my cardiologist in a month.)

    Like

  435. They bought a house

    (4 words is tough – so in my usual fashion, I have to qualify: They bought their forever house)

    Liked by 1 person

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  436. Happy: He’s somehow so different!
    Sad: Foot fetish is why😦

    Like

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  437. Yoda at the doc’s:
    6 months, you have.
    In remission, you are.

    Liked by 1 person

  438. He still loves me.

    Not broken, just cracked.

    Liked by 1 person

  439. I was laughing so much at yours I cried…my saddest story is “my family is gone”

    Like

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  440. Lost weight eating doughnuts. Oh, so very HAPPY:). I like this contest.

    Like

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  441. What is broken-fixed

    Like

  442. He left anyway.

    Like

  443. Ha, mine’s only three words. I suck at this.:)

    Like

  444. Cat can pee again.
    Cat is peeing everywhere.

    Like

  445. “The baby is yours”.
    Could be good or bad.

    Like

  446. One tequila
    Two tequila
    Three tequila
    Floor

    Liked by 1 person

  447. Happy: Her dream was achieved.

    Sad: He died all alone.

    Like

  448. “Please bring bail money”
    Could be sad or happy, it all depends on the details.

    Like

  449. My own sadly true story:
    My son is dead.

    Happiest we’ll get:
    We have our daughters.

    http://mommybusiness.net/being-joshs-mom/

    Like

  450. 462
    Billandjen Hughes

    He and I are soulmates
    Heart surgery was successful
    She loves chocolate cookies
    He is so bored

    Like

  451. he loved me back

    (happy or sad, or a bit of both)

    Like

  452. There was more cake.

    Liked by 1 person

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  453. His tumor came back.

    Like

  454. She let it go

    Liked by 2 people

  455. SAD: His penis was small.
    He ate my Cheetos.
    The flowers are dead.
    Your baby is UGLY.
    Jeff doesn’t get Jenny.
    I miss my cat.
    WE’RE OUT OF WINE!
    (Jenny, this would luckily never happen at our house. We have 800 bottles of wine left in the basement! I’m just completing the assignment. So my first two happy statements reflect this.)

    HAPPY:I was just kidding!
    There’s tonza wine left.
    (five words, really…so shoot me.)
    I’m reading Jenny again!
    We got another kitten.
    Time for more wine.

    Like

  456. Sad: The closet was emptied
    Happy: Parents are on vacation

    Both: Just one pink line…

    Like

  457. He never found out.
    We’re out of coffee.

    Like

  458. She smelled puppy breath.

    Some people can’t count.

    Like

  459. Also:
    I make GREAT pie.

    Like

  460. Sad:
    Is the love mutual?
    Close but so far.
    Alone with people around.
    Somebody help me please.
    Sometimes I hate myself.
    My fears inhibit me.
    My dreams are fading.
    I need you today.
    Best friends across oceans.

    Happy:
    I love my family.
    Today I feel okay.
    It could be worse.
    Four paws, unconditional love.

    Like

  461. Spiders crochet death doilies.

    Liked by 1 person

  462. Motherfucker is two words

    Like

  463. It’s not your baby.

    Like

  464. I’ll miss you forever
    I learned to dance

    Liked by 1 person

  465. Saddest: She lived in fear.
    Happiest: She believed in herself.

    Liked by 1 person

  466. Okay, so I was going to post this one “Crib for sale, unused.” as a sad one when I have the vague feeling I was plagiarizing. Turns out, I was thinking of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn

    Happy: They always had guacamole.

    Like

  467. I learned to dance.
    I’ll miss you forever.

    Like

  468. Happy: I love you… always.
    Sad: I miss you…always.

    Like

  469. Fuck you too clown!

    Liked by 1 person

  470. I bought chocolate tonight

    Like

  471. Sad(for the customer): the library is closed
    Happy (for me, the librarian): the library is closed

    Like

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  472. 484
    Ms Huis Herself

    Her ghost rested then.

    Like

  473. Happy: Ecstatic joy throughout creation
    Sad: Heat death of universe

    Like

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  474. 486
    Ms Huis Herself

    Happiest:
    I found that book!

    Like

  475. 487
    windsweptarmadillo

    I do not know.

    Everything tastes like lint.

    Like

  476. I love you, Mom!

    Like

  477. Happy: Fifteen uninterrupted bathroom minutes.
    Sad: Silence isn’t always golden.

    Liked by 2 people

  478. She found a unicorn.

    The Unicorn was republican.
    😉

    Liked by 3 people

  479. She’ll never be back.

    Like

  480. Constant pain diminished her.
    She learned to live.
    She dreamt of more.
    She found her people.
    Pain fought and lost.
    After rain came sunshine.
    Love brought them together.

    Like

  481. Alas, darkness was victorious.

    There’s always more cake.

    I’ll just leave you to guess which is which…

    Like

  482. Constant pain diminished her.
    She learned to live.
    Love brought them together.
    After rain came sunshine.
    She lost the light.
    I feel your pain.
    She found her people.

    Like

  483. Sad: Unjustly imprisoned, life fading
    Happy: Big pile of puppies

    Like

  484. 496
    Karyn Doherty

    Naptime was not interrupted.
    I began to paint.
    Buffy and Angel forever.
    And she was glorious.

    Liked by 1 person

  485. The universe survived humanity.

    Liked by 2 people

  486. The bacon was gone.

    Like

  487. Cat can pee again.
    Cat is peeing everywhere.Tr

    Like

  488. I crapped my pants.

    I have new pants!!

    Like

  489. 502
    Beth Damiano

    There wasn’t a choice.

    Like

  490. I should have waited.

    Like

  491. The food was gone.

    Like

  492. This cracked me up
    or
    Well, that was interesting

    Like

  493. She became her dreams.

    Like

  494. Octopus hugs for all!

    Like

  495. I’ll love you, always. (My salute to Alan Rickman, and also a happy story in 4 words.)

    Liked by 2 people

  496. Anxiety doesn’t define me.
    I’m my own me.
    (do contractions count? Eh, they do now =])

    And a classic:
    We need to talk.

    Liked by 4 people

  497. Happy: Dr. Who’s on Netflix!

    Sad: Only until February first😖

    Liked by 1 person

  498. saddest one here:

    You are not original.

    Like

  499. 512
    Mamabiscuit

    Bradley Cooper is calling.

    Like

  500. I wrote this story

    Like

  501. Happy: I promise you forever.
    Sad: The baby didn’t survive.
    Sad: I can’t have children.
    Sad: You should leave me.
    Happy: I promised you forever.

    Liked by 1 person

  502. He doesn’t understand me.

    Like

  503. What is that smell? Or. And then came vodka.

    Like

  504. 517
    explorer9704

    There was no cure.
    ~
    They found each other.

    Like

  505. Happy: We’re having a baby!
    Sad: Can’t find the heartbeat.

    Like

  506. She finally became herself.

    Like

  507. she’s outside, looking in.

    Like

  508. Failure consumed her thoughts.
    There’s always tomorrow.
    Making manhattans for Santa.
    Body bag; Amazon wishlist.

    Like

  509. The test was positive.

    Like

  510. I quit my job.

    Happy for me, sad for my bank account. Instead I’m hoping for “You got the job” first.

    Liked by 1 person

  511. Sad;
    What might have been
    Happy: I’m damaged but whole.

    Like

  512. 525
    Stephanie Austin

    Netflix has been cancelled.

    Like

  513. Another snow day, bitches!

    Like

  514. You are so awesome!

    Like

  515. She settled for less.

    Like

  516. I found my medicine!:-)
    and
    Our neighbors moved back.😦

    Like

  517. All things must pass (George Harrison)

    Like

  518. Dad forgot my name.

    Liked by 2 people

  519. the baby bunny exploded

    Liked by 2 people

  520. I have more wine

    Like

  521. It’s a bobcat, Jenny!

    Like

  522. One stop too far.

    Like

  523. Friday is a payday.😀

    Like

  524. Congratulations, it’s a girl!

    Like

  525. All the numbers matched

    The tax bill came

    Like

  526. I’m 106 days sober!

    Liked by 3 people

  527. 540
    Tugboat Annie

    I stopped hating me.

    Liked by 2 people

  528. Manicmom: “Baby’s good with gravy.”

    Like

  529. Where is this from?

    Like

  530. I never said goodbye.
    He was born today!

    Liked by 1 person

  531. We need more cowbell.

    Liked by 1 person

  532. Her divorce was final. This qualifies as happiest iot sad first, depending on the ex-spouse.

    Like

  533. She would’ve been 46.😥

    (If she hadn’t passed 17 years ago today.) 😥

    I love you sister. 😘

    Liked by 1 person

  534. The stick turned blue.

    Like

  535. Sisters live on forever.

    Like

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  536. The drinks were free.
    She couldn’t digest cheese.

    Like

  537. New crib for sale.

    Like

  538. Drinks on the house

    Like

  539. This one could be either sad or happy:

    “The test was positive.”

    Like

  540. She just got hemorroids😦
    She found a proctologyst:)

    Like

  541. The nudist park survived.

    Like

  542. Saddest: They never loved again
    Happiest: oh look, more wine!

    Like

  543. Happy: Bigger on the inside.
    Sad: I didn’t say goodbye.

    Like

  544. Sad: It might have been.

    Like

  545. The car won’t start.
    Just needs a battery.

    Like

  546. Let that shit go.

    Liked by 2 people

  547. The bacon is done.

    We’re out of wine.

    Like

  548. He burnt the bacon.

    The bacon didn’t burn.

    He couldn’t math.

    Like

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  549. Labs look stable now

    Like

  550. 563
    Barbara Snow

    You don’t have cancer.

    Like

  551. And her heart shattered

    Like

  552. 565
    dogbreath mcfuzznuts

    Salsa enemas cure everything!

    Like

  553. Lost soul, never found.
    (Kind of a sentence fragment, but whatever.)

    Like

  554. My patience almost depleted. Good or bad TBD.

    Like

  555. Sad: The Bloggess quit writing.

    Happy: The Bloggess posted again!

    On a side note, my phone didn’t want me to be sad, and auto-corrected the sad one to “The Bloggess quit whoring.” I cracked up laughing!

    Liked by 1 person

  556. She feels it now.

    Exactly as she imagined.

    This is not life?

    That wasn’t dairy-free.

    Here’s the library key.

    Like

  557. Where there was darkness.
    Jenny brought them joy.

    Like

  558. I am getting better.

    Like

  559. lonelier than I thought.

    Like

  560. Oh shit. He’s alive!

    Liked by 1 person

  561. Your BMI Is 40%

    Here is a sucker

    (Same visit)

    Like

  562. I laughed out loud!

    Liked by 1 person

  563. Quick, get the shovel.

    Liked by 1 person

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  564. could have been better

    Like

  565. 581
    Curiouser & Couriouser

    Congress enacted Naked Day.

    Liked by 1 person

  566. The kiss never ended

    Liked by 1 person

  567. maybe it’ll grow back?

    Like

  568. Sad: Life not as anticipated
    Unexpected betrayal – so completely
    Kids leaving the nest
    Regret many past decisions
    Yummiest foods most unhealthy

    Happy: Mom’s 96: healthy, happy!
    Kids becoming independent, successful!
    Wonderful friends, very blessed
    More cats? No problem!
    Funny stuff, this exercise!
    All shelter dogs adopted!

    Like

  569. Don’t make me beat you. (Thoughts transmitted to other drivers in traffic.)

    Like

  570. I’m out of wine.😦
    Wait, I have vodka!!!:)

    Like

  571. I prefer the ones that can go either way:

    You are my everything.

    The final bell rang…

    I made you cookies.

    Confess now: who farted?

    Is that my period?

    Like

  572. Sad: Dogs don’t live forever
    Happy: All shelter dogs adopted!

    Like

  573. The doctor banned chocolate.

    Like

  574. It’s my real hair!

    Like

  575. She grew up alone

    Nevertheless she found love

    Like

  576. then there was one.

    Like

  577. Harry Connick Jr. standing near yarn sounds perfect to me! ~ A Music Loving Fiber Artist❤

    Like

  578. The test was negative…could go either way

    Like

  579. Knock knock motherfucker. Too good to top. Even if it is only three words.

    Like

  580. The guacamole cost extra.

    Liked by 1 person

  581. The pain was gone.

    Like

  582. Happy: “Free bacon for everyone!”
    Sad: “Donald Trump is elected”

    Like

  583. I love you more.
    Let us snuggle, darling.
    Get a whole pound.
    My program is on.
    Yay, new Bloggess post!

    Like

  584. Sad: His demons finally won.
    Happy: I still have tequila.

    Like

  585. Sad: I finished your book.
    Happy: I restarted your book.

    Happy: The smell was gone.
    Sad: everyone else was dead.
    Happy: she was not dead.
    Sad: she could not die

    Like

  586. It powered off automatically.
    It was not real.

    (You decide)

    Like

  587. My husband did laundry.
    Prepare for the apocalypse.

    Liked by 1 person

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  588. Happy:
    Yay! I won Powerball!

    Sad:
    We’re out of coffee.

    Like

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  589. Happiest – I can finally retire
    Worst to hear – We need to talk
    Saddest – Your puppy has Kidney Disease.

    Like

  590. Happy: The snow plows arrived
    Sad: I have to shovel
    Hey we had a lot of snow this weekend….

    Like

  591. Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Strangers.

    Like

  592. “They jumped holding hands” from my hubby,and “the cheesecake is off” are my saddest four words

    Like

  593. The sun rose again.

    Do you remember me?

    Like

  594. Aww you two make me laugh and do that kinda emotional but happy weird face!

    Like

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  595. 611
    Kelly Mucalo

    The doctors were wrong (could be happy OR sad, open to interpretation, was happy for us:) )

    Liked by 1 person

  596. Gay marriage is legal.

    Liked by 2 people

  597. we,re having a baby

    Liked by 1 person

  598. saddest: the wifi was gone.
    happiest: the wifi came back.

    sorry, I’m a simple creature.😉

    Liked by 1 person

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  599. Eight pounds, three ounces.

    There is no heartbeat.

    Liked by 4 people

  600. :-) I found the dog!
    ;-( Can’t find the dog!

    Unsure: You did f…. what?

    Like

  601. The Doctor is in
    Bigger on the inside
    Just don’t even blink!
    Are you my mummy?
    Who frowned this face?
    Fish fingers and custard!
    Wait, there was cake?

    Liked by 1 person

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  602. This will be the last.
    That day never came.
    He never stopped waiting.
    The sun burnt out.

    Like

  603. Trump just a dream

    Liked by 1 person

  604. We have more cake.

    Like

  605. Your last happy day

    Like

  606. The cookies are done.
    The kitten has died.
    Free vodka for all!
    My monkeys are sad.
    Wine slushies are ready.
    The squirrels are revolting.
    This bacon is delicious.
    I love The Blogess…

    Like

  607. Canada Bell Let’s Talk

    Like

  608. Doctor Who is cancelled.

    Like

  609. Him: it’s not you…

    Like

  610. Lullabies silenced in Titanic. (Anyone else unable to watch anything to do with Titanic because of the children locked down below? Devastates me).

    Mum? It’s me, remember?

    She hid the knives.

    That’s. Not. Mr. Kittywhiskers

    Collecting shells before tsunami

    Grandpa seemed so small.

    Endless walls surround her.

    I can’t hold on.

    (Hmm, I’d better start on happy….)

    .

    Liked by 2 people

  611. She could smile again.

    Liked by 1 person

  612. Okay…let’s get happy:

    Noah welcomed the unicorns.

    Two words: Snape lives.

    Kittywhiskers lives! Two cats!

    Blue bees are real.

    I love Blue Bees.

    That sounds like Boobies.

    Heh. Boobies. Heh heh.

    Seriously, love Amegilla Cingulata.

    He loved me forever.

    (I could go on….hope that was a bit happier than the last!)

    Liked by 2 people

  613. 629
    @shthisisme

    She found her strength.

    Liked by 2 people

  614. Saddest 4 words:

    chocolate red wine extinct

    Like

  615. Firefly season twelve finale

    Liked by 2 people

  616. The test was negative

    Like

  617. She never followed the rules😉

    Liked by 3 people

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  618. Pile of orange kittens
    It’s time to go

    Liked by 2 people

  619. Happiest, saddest and scariest words. I used to hear them from my parents when I was young, now from my wife… not too long before my kids say them too:

    We need to talk.

    Liked by 2 people

  620. Series I haven’t read

    Liked by 1 person

  621. The crib remained empty.
    The pants fit perfectly.

    Liked by 2 people

  622. 638
    theunquiet1

    “Died in car accident.”
    “You’re moving to Maui”

    Like

  623. SAD: The cancer came back.
    HAPPY: The X-FILES came back!

    Like

  624. Bacon prevents heart disease.

    Liked by 1 person

  625. Sad : The Cat threw up
    Happy: Not my fucking problem !

    Like

  626. The kids are asleep.

    Like

  627. Her prison was home.

    Like

  628. Heart scars always bleed

    Like

  629. She missed the deadline

    Can you tell I’m a student?

    Happiest

    She found the Nutella

    Like

  630. Her heart lives here.

    Like

  631. Sad: she always felt invisable.
    Happy: she travelled the world
    Sad: I’m sorry dads gone
    Happy: let’s adopt a cat
    Sad: too many kill shelters
    Happy: always adopt don’t shop
    Sad: my thoughts scare me
    Happy: bell let’s talk day
    Sad: I almost wasn’t here
    Happy: getting help saved me

    Liked by 1 person

  632. She had many regrets
    The herpes cleared up

    Like

  633. He broke her wings.
    She learned to fly.

    Liked by 1 person

  634. Seldom did it hurt.

    Like

  635. He would never know.
    She could breathe again.

    Like

  636. The babies giggled

    Like

  637. The disease erased her.
    She beat all odds.

    Like

  638. This could work for either happy or sad… I’ve used it for both:
    “Oh my fucking GOD!”

    Like

  639. Finally, she did it.

    Liked by 1 person

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  640. The tumor is benign!

    Like

  641. Happy: He loved her anyway
    Sad: Was only a dream

    Liked by 1 person

  642. It wasn’t butt cancer!!

    Liked by 2 people

  643. He left me behind.

    Like

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  644. The DoctorDonna is saved.

    Mini human hugs soon.

    Text message not delivered.

    Random tiny ninja hugs.

    The wine is gone.

    Like

  645. The show has ended.

    We have another keg!

    Like

  646. I love you as is.

    Liked by 1 person

  647. True Story:Sad- He said no Chickens. Happy-He bought her chickens….

    Like

  648. It never snowed again.

    Like

  649. He returned from war.

    Liked by 2 people

  650. “Duck!” But he didn’t.

    Like

  651. We will be alright.

    You’re OK, I’m here.

    I miss you brother!

    Liked by 1 person

  652. Home from mental hospital!

    Liked by 1 person

  653. It all worked out.

    Liked by 2 people

  654. No one remembered me.

    Liked by 2 people

  655. I survived another day.

    Liked by 3 people

  656. Cake arrives at noon.

    Liked by 1 person

  657. Engagement ring, half off.

    Like

  658. Mother grieves at grave.

    Liked by 1 person

  659. They never spoke again.

    Like

  660. I have a horse. (happy me:)
    She has a horse. (sad? husband)

    Like

  661. Sad-“She just likes attention” said by my mother to the child protection worker when asked why she thought I was being molested by my father when I was 8 yars old.

    Happy:”It wasn’t your fault” said by my Great Aunt when child services took me out of that house.

    Sad:”I’m not pressing charges” said by my mother even though my father admitted what he’d done and there was physical evidence I’d been raped.

    Sad: “I’m not leaving him” (she still hasn’t left him)

    Sad: “She should come home.” (still my mother)

    Happy: “She’s staying with me.” said by my Great Aunt my hero.

    Liked by 2 people

  662. He just didn’t care.

    Liked by 2 people

  663. They turned and fought.

    Like

  664. It will get better.

    Liked by 1 person

  665. And then she woke.

    It is a girl!

    Liked by 1 person

  666. Happiest: She believes in love.

    Saddest: Some people never learn.

    Like

  667. Then the rope broke.

    Liked by 1 person

  668. @Maureen – The Sure Thing is the best movie ever! When my husband and I met, I couldn’t believe he and his friends knew all the quotes as well as my friends and I did. We even named our son Nick. (“Nick’s your buddy. Nick’s the kind of guy you can trust, the kind of guy you can drink a beer with, the kind of guy who doesn’t mind if you puke in his car, Nick!”) And those four words “the answer was no” make me smile. :)

    Like

  669. What if, too late

    Liked by 1 person

  670. Twelve gauge shot gun

    Like

  671. Fireball and family reunions

    Like

  672. Sad-What might have been
    Happy–The test was negative

    Like

  673. The unibrow was gone!

    Like

  674. Happiest: And there was love.

    Saddest: They’ll never get old.

    Like

  675. Mom thinks I’m pretty.

    Like

  676. 693
    Eddie Roosenmaallen

    Happiest: “I found The Bloggess”
    Saddest: “Then she left. Forever.”

    My happiest story is autobiographical; finding Jenny (and all o’ y’all) quite probably saved me, at one of the darkest times (yet) in my adult life. My saddest story hasn’t come true yet, but I constantly fear it will. Yay anxiety!

    Like

  677. Sad- He’s dying of cancer.
    Happy- I live in town.

    Like

  678. Happiest and Saddest: In pain no more.

    Like

  679. happy: “There is more wine”
    sad: “Doctor stop giving Xanax”

    Like

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  680. They got a kitten.

    We brought our new family member, Jynx, home from the shelter yesterday. There’s a lot of love in our house today!

    Like

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  681. The electricity is back!

    He learned to flush!

    Like

  682. happy or sad…can’t decide… “This IS six inches.”

    Liked by 4 people

  683. Then the book ended.

    Liked by 2 people

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  684. He pulled the trigger.

    We will be alright.

    Like

  685. The cancer came back
    I am in remission

    Liked by 1 person

  686. there was no party
    she woke up alone
    he made fried bologna
    rescue rabbits love pets

    Like

  687. I forgot my book
    You made me laugh-snort (at work)

    Like

  688. I love them both.

    Like

  689. Then there was one.

    Like

  690. Her cancer is winning.
    She has no pain.

    Like

  691. His demons never returned
    Or
    They finally had children
    Or most recent
    She graduated with honours

    Like

  692. After all this time?

    Like

  693. The wine is gone.
    He got more wine.

    Like

  694. “You’re allergic to chocolate.”

    Like

  695. He got the job.

    Like

  696. “We need to talk”. Those were the first awful words that my doctor said to me after my ultrasound during my pregnancy in 2003.

    Liked by 2 people

  697. If only he’d tried.

    Liked by 1 person

  698. No win for Trump.

    Liked by 2 people

  699. You broke my soul
    I hate my life
    My life is yours
    Your skin smells bad
    I think I’m dying
    I have no legs
    I just had sex

    Like

  700. You make me laugh.

    Liked by 1 person

  701. I made chocolate cake and The cake is gone.

    Liked by 1 person

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  702. Mine are about pet rats. In one of Jenny’s books she says something about people having a rat emergency. This is what that looks like.
    Sad: My rat passed away.
    Happy: A new baby rat!

    Like

  703. I can’t take credit for this, another librarian came up with this. Because I work in the public yelling motherfucker wouldn’t probably work well for me. Her suggestion? yell, mutter…what ever… this instead “Oedipus!” I can’t tell you how much I’m enjoying this!

    Liked by 2 people

  704. She wanted for nothing.

    Liked by 1 person

  705. I can’t take credit for this, another librarian came up with this. Because I work in the public yelling motherfucker wouldn’t probably work well for me. Her suggestion? yell, mutter…what ever… this instead “Oedipus!” I can’t tell you how much I’m enjoying this! Just had another thought…what is it that the mother is always the one getting fucked? Oedipus works for either a motherfucker or……yeah….it works….fatherfucker……now there’s yet another reason for me to giggle at this.

    Like

  706. It was too late.

    Like

  707. My prolapsed anus hurts.

    Liked by 1 person

  708. Everything will be okay.

    Like

  709. Your nightmares are real.

    Liked by 1 person

  710. She always sleeps alone.

    She does not mind.

    Liked by 1 person

  711. The clown waited patiently.

    Like

  712. And then I pooped

    Liked by 1 person

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  713. Sad: married her for sex.

    Sadder: admitted 30 years in.

    Like

  714. The sun came out!!!!

    Like

  715. (Happy) You make my dreams

    Like

  716. Sad: I can’t taste bacon. OR Welcome, President Ted Cruz!
    Happy: He opened his eyes. OR Welcome, President Bernie Sanders!

    Liked by 1 person

  717. Happy:

    The pills helped. Alot.

    Liked by 1 person

  718. Sad:

    All hope was lost.

    Liked by 1 person

  719. My husband’s brain exploded.
    We are still married.

    Like

  720. Personally in my life:

    Saddest from the ultrasound tech:
    There is no heartbeat.

    Happiest from the midwife:
    It’s a boy!

    Liked by 1 person

  721. 738
    Heather Greywolf

    SAD: We can’t save him.

    HAPPY: Her love endured always.

    Like

  722. Sad:
    For sale; unused cradle.
    Happy:
    She let it go.

    Like

  723. She lived for herself.

    Like

  724. Happy with her body.

    Liked by 1 person

  725. happy: her child did not die
    sad: the cookies are gone

    Like

  726. She’d found a home. (Happy)
    Have some free books! (Very happy)
    I’m going to Hawaii! (Happy, and true)
    Dead baby animals everywhere. (Sad)

    Like

  727. She’s now an orphan. She was well loved.

    Like

  728. I bought you chocolate.

    The chocolate is gone.

    Like

  729. Is that really you?

    Like

  730. They never understood why.

    Like

  731. The chocolate was gone.

    Like

  732. You are my everything.

    Like

  733. We spent it well.

    Liked by 1 person

  734. She finally knew herself.

    Like

  735. What’s wrong with me?

    Like

  736. She found some peace.

    or

    She figured shit out

    (basically the same thing i guess).

    Like

  737. Saddest. I take your bacon.
    Happiest. I brought you bacon.

    Liked by 1 person

  738. I just noticed the categories of this post.
    People send you hate mail? What is WRONG with them?
    GIve us their names so we can send them hate mail back…

    Like

  739. They waited too long.
    The wait was over.

    Like

  740. Not happy or sad but something meta?

    Amazingness in one word.

    Although amazingness isn’t a word.

    Like

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  741. Sad: And, she died, forgotten.
    Happy: He looked and knew.

    Like

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  742. Instant fan over here! Thanks to our friend Mescalime for sharing your blog. I laughed out loud at knock knock!

    Like

  743. 760
    Karen Marino

    Cupcakes must have sprinkles!

    Liked by 1 person

  744. Happy: See you this weekend!
    Sad: He never called again.

    Like

  745. Finally, they were together. (happy)
    Their chance never came. (sad)

    Like

  746. It is never over. I am not alone.

    Liked by 1 person

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  747. Sad: The ocean between us
    happy: The house we share

    My husband didn’t believe me when I told him I just wrote our story in 8 words.

    Like

  748. She finally met herself

    Liked by 1 person

  749. She finally moved on

    Like

  750. And there he stood

    Like

  751. There’s not enough time.

    Like

  752. They were in love.
    Her brother died.
    She lost her mind.
    He made a promise.
    She was not enough.
    He threw her away.
    She is ruined.
    It can get better.

    Like

  753. Could go either way:
    “I’ve really missed you”

    Liked by 1 person

  754. The lambs stopped screaming.

    (Sorry Victor lol)

    Liked by 1 person

  755. Burritos are gone forever.

    Sad, obviously.

    Like

  756. Happy: She repaid her debts.
    Sad: She’s unkissed at 50.

    Like

  757. Ooooh, one more. “Furious happiness is awesome!”

    Like

  758. Your chihuahua was delicious.
    Your kids were delicious.

    Everything was… just delicious.

    Like

  759. Taco Bell was closed.
    The kids were asleep.

    Like

  760. Mom, I have cancer.

    Like

  761. I got the job!

    The meds stopped working.

    Liked by 1 person

  762. Knock, knock, KNOCK, motherfucker.

    There. I fixed it for y’all. You’re welcome.😛

    Liked by 1 person

  763. She finally said goodbye

    Like

  764. I have three sisters.

    Liked by 1 person

  765. There’s a LIKE button!

    Like

  766. You are my light.

    Like

  767. 784
    My brain sucks too

    Our darkness is shining.

    Like

  768. Sad – She was really sick. Happy – He bought her diamonds.

    Like

  769. Saddest:
    I accidentally killed myself.
    Or
    The money ran out.

    Happiest:
    I won the lottery.

    Like

  770. 787
    Corey Cohen

    My tire wasn’t flat.

    Liked by 2 people

  771. Saddest:
    I accidentally killed myself.
    Or
    The money ran out.

    Happiest:
    I won the lottery.

    Like

  772. It’s indoor recess again.

    Like

  773. She believed in herself

    Like

  774. That’s what she said.

    Like

  775. 792
    Itty Bitty Geek

    Her heart stopped beating.

    Liked by 1 person

  776. 793
    get_christie_love

    sad: People drank Flint water.
    happy: People gave Flint water.

    Liked by 1 person

  777. They found a cure.

    Like

  778. Sad: Sue farted in class.
    Happy sci-fi: I have chocolate spit.

    Like

  779. 796
    nikkiphilton

    She cried silently alone.
    He looked so lonely.
    They laughed together uproariously.

    Like

  780. You are not alone.

    Liked by 1 person

  781. “He left her cold.” I like that one because it has so many possible meanings! He took his warmth away from the bed so she was cold! He had no feelings so she felt emotionally cold inside! He killed her and left her cold body somewhere!

    “Ice cream for everyone!”

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  782. I remember skyping my boss from a work conference call and I could see he was distracted but I will forever hang shit on him for when his face lit in pure unadulterated joy and marveled “I FOUND CARMEN SANDIEGO!!!” #Happy4

    But not sure if this qualifies as #Sad4 but it doesn’t matter if it’s my boss, my dad, my friends, my doctor…Nothing terrifies me more than the 4 words…

    “….we need to talk.”

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  783. I will be ok.

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  784. 801
    Kara Richardson

    Narwhal and unicorn mated.

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  785. Happy story: I have awesome friends.

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  786. She let him go.
    He let her go.
    She made them end.
    It lasted for them.
    They all were loved.
    They lived together forever.
    They all found peace.
    It was made together.
    It was torn apart.
    He didn’t give up.
    They found a way.

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  787. Well, it’s a little over the limit, but this one by Ernest Hemingway always struck a nerve of mine.
    “For sale; Baby shoes. Never worn.”

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  788. Just laughed for the first time today! Ha! I did it again.

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  789. Happy: Congratulations, it’s a girl!

    Sad: The world passed by.

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  790. She was entirely alone.

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  791. She lived her passion.

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  792. Mom, Dad, I’m gay.
    I found my soulmate!

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  793. 810
    Kristin Johnston

    I love you, mom.

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  794. Happy: Time heals all wounds.
    Happier: Time wounds all heels.
    Happiest: I witnessed the comeuppance.

    Those multiple entries read like a new form of haiku.

    Sad: Love returned, not reciprocated.
    Happy: Love, despite all, endures.

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  795. 812
    katherine57co

    I feel so alone
    Tomorrow is another day
    She believed in herself
    Get the fuck out!
    I love you more
    Will you marry me?
    Life is worth living
    Motherfucker makes me laugh
    That last one is so versatile. :

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  796. They stockpiled fossilized grief.

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  797. She finally killed herself

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  798. He changed the locks.
    Two girls. One cup.
    The fart betrayed me.
    Drunk texted my ex.

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  799. 816
    quelletopia

    I thought I could . . .

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  800. The sun is out.

    Time to move on.

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  801. Her spleen fell out.

    Ford Pintos were reinstated…!!!

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  802. He never wrote back.

    She survived…….then LIVED!!

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  803. “Your loan is denied”

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  804. Cats devoured her eyeballs.

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  805. And then he sharted.

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  806. “More Champagne?” “Yes please!”
    Come on, let’s dance!

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  807. Saddest- I’ll just have water.

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  808. 825
    Debra Kelly

    They made me laugh!

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  809. He had left already.

    She held his shirt.

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  810. I literally loled! Your relationship with Victor is what I aspire to!

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  811. She lived her dreams.

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  812. 829
    Karen Anderson

    No sign of cancer

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  813. Jessica Fletcher is visiting.

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  814. Jessica Fletcher is visiting….

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  815. Be kinder than necessary.

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  816. Her family grew apart.

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  817. Here is one that can be either/or

    I got my period.

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  818. I’m not worried so much about “happiest” or “saddest.” For me, it’s really about the simple pleasures. Just give me the story of a small victory that I can share with a close friend when the timing seems right. Something like… “I boned your mom.”

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  819. Too broken to live.

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  820. Happiest: Somewhere over the rainbow
    Sad: She never loved again

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  821. He’s an abusive narcissist

    He apologized for everything

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  822. he’s an abusive narcissist

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  823. Sad: She completely gave up.
    Happy: She didn’t give up.

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  824. 841
    jillholmquist

    Sad: She utterly gave up.
    Happy: She didn’t give up.

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  825. Sad: Born on Leap Day.

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  826. 843
    Princess Judy

    This one is for Rachel (comment 71)
    Multiple cats? Buy Feliway!

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  827. Life is hard, but
    we have each other.

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  828. 845
    yourgodlovemetoo

    Superman is not real.

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  829. The cake was gone!

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  830. “The surgery went well.”
    (I’m actually in the waiting room right now, waiting for the doctor to come tell me this.)

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  831. Red-eye gravy on tap!

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  832. Sometimes pain goes away

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  833. My cat is sick.

    This is sad because it’s true😦

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  834. Free bacon for vegetarians.

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  835. The attic kept everything.

    (I’m kind of a fan of ambiguity.)

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  836. Happiest: The test was negative:)

    Saddest: The test was positive ;(

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  837. she found her keys

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  838. forever is not forever….

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  839. It will get better ☺

    I can’t remember her. 😔

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  840. So relieved! He’s 18.

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  841. Sad: Her husband raped her.
    Happy: Starbuck’s Frappuccino on sale.
    Sad: He showed no remorse.
    Happy: She learned to thrive.

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  842. Like mother, like daughter. I suppose it could go either way.

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  843. Happy – “She wasn’t scared anymore”
    Sad – “She forgot to live”

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