Did you know that if you google your name followed by “needs” it will auto-populate some crazy-ass shit that google thinks you need?
Let’s try it:
Huh. So maybe let’s add another word?
Or not. Whatever.
PS. Am I the only one who got weird shit when they did this?
PPS. Can I borrow $16,000?
PPPS. Hang on. You know what? Let’s try this again to see what Google thinks I actually have:
Jesus, Google. Never mind.