The other day I was posting something in instagram, and then instagram decided to suggest a hashtag.
Specifically, the hashtag #NotHereToFuckSpiders:
First off, it seems weird that there are two hashtags for people who claim they aren’t afraid of spider because whatever, liars, but “NOT HERE TO FUCK SPIDERS”? Because who is here to fuck spiders? Why are so many people needing to use this disclaimer?
So I looked it up (because who doesn’t want “Not here to fuck spiders” in her internet search history, right?) and Urban Dictionary says it’s another way of saying “I’m not here to fuck around”. Because when people have down time they’re likely to have sex with spiders. I guess? The english language is baffling.