Yesterday I saw a girl wearing a shirt that said “HUG THE HATERS” and I was like, “YES, QUEEN. THIS. Hug the haters. Hug them so tight that it’s awkward. Hug them around the neck until they go limp. And then leave quickly before they regain consciousness.
Also, wear gloves so you don’t leave any prints.”
Then Victor pulled me away because he said I was scaring her. And I was like, “Yeah. WITH THE TRUTH.” We agreed to disagree.
And now, the weekly wrap-up:
Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- As requested from the last post: God grant me the immutable self-confidence of cats. T-shirt or mug.
- Best Father’s Day present ever? Or not?
- I can’t tell if this is overpriced but I want it anyway.
- He can be a real asshole sometimes.
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