So I’ve been hiding for a bit after posting a simple “NOPE” on twitter two days ago because everything on the news makes me want to stab myself in the eye and I can’t handle it mentally right now, but then I saw this political interview and it made me laugh, so yay for this.
I mostly avoid talking about politics and the news because I like this to be a safe place where people can laugh and escape from all of the terrible bullshit that is happening in the world but people keep asking me so I will say that I was all for Bernie Sanders because I vote based on who I’d most trust to babysit my cats and drink with, but now I’m for Hilary since Bernie is out. Victor is still undecided, which is really saying something since that man bleeds Republican and whenever I ask him if he’s decided yet he just sighs and puts his head down on the table. I think he might be crying,
There’s a lot of that going around.
Ps. Instead of fighting over which candidate is less bad here let’s instead talk about who you would vote for to run the country if everyone was on the table. I vote David Tennant’s Doctor Who for president and Donna Noble for VP. Also, I want Beyonce and the ghost of Audrey Hepburn to be in charge of smacking down people who are being assholes. I don’t know if that’s a government position but it totally should be. Your turn.