You know what you should do when your house is messy? Burn it to the ground and salt the earth so nothing can ever grow there again. Or just get a second house.
I can’t afford either of those things so instead Hailey and I built a tiny house. And by “built a tiny house” I mean we went to park and made a house for fairies. But just the outside because architecture is hard when you’re squatting in what might be poison oak or might just be really itchy leaves you’re allergic to. Regardless, my house is still a bit messy but at least it’s not built on poison oak or giving me a rash. So all things considered, things are pretty good.
PS. Some of you have asked for a tour of the real, haunted dollhouse I’ve been making for the last 12 years. Working on it.