A few days ago I couldn’t sleep so I decided to take the new templates on picmonkey for Christmas cards but then remake them completely for my own amusement. They’re probably too late to get by Christmas but I thought I’d share them here because they made me laugh.
Victor says some of these aren’t even Christmas related but I think maybe we’ve been having different Christmases.
Also, I made the 2017 Bloggess Calendar. Whoo! Click on the images if you wanna check any out.
PS. Calendar cover image illustrated by my talented friend Joe Badon. He is a bad-ass.
And now…time for the weekly wrap-up!
Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- Basically everything at the beginning of this post. Just click on the images for the links.
- I bought this for every kid I know so that I could put them all in a line and feed them quarters. (The banks, I mean. Not the kids.)
- Christ Cometh To My House And Eats All Of My Food. This is my favorite new carol.
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