So yesterday I read about someone “twiddling their thumbs” and I wondered what that would look like so I did what I imagine that is but it looked ridiculous and so instead I decided to twiddle my other fingers and that’s when I realized that my hand is broken.
Not the whole hand, but my ring fingers. When I put my hands together like I’m praying I can move all of my fingers except my ring fingers which are totally glued together by witchcraft. I thought maybe everyone was like that but then I asked Victor and Hailey and they could both move their ring fingers and now I don’t know if they’re very gifted or I’m super broken so I’m asking you, internets.
PS. This is hard to explain so let me see if I can get a video.
Is it just me?
UPDATED! Okay, several of you sent me tricks to help and one of them actually worked! See below. And then stopped working. And now I’m just as confused as before.
Updated: If you’re not following me on twitter you are seriously missing out on the magic of weird body parts. Click here for the storify.