Every single night I go walking in the dark with Dorothy Barker because it’s cooler at night and I love the dark. Hailey comes with me sometimes but she’s always a bit freaked out because she’s unnerved by the dark so we stay on our block. I always try to teach her that the dark is good because you can hide in it but she thinks I’m nuts. But last night she was at a sleepover and Victor was out of town so Dottie and I went walking and I was listening to Lore (my new favorite podcast about dark, terrible things) while we walked and this episode was about Elizabeth Báthory who murdered a shitload of people and may have bathed in their blood and I was thinking that it was good that Hailey wasn’t there because she would have been freaked out and then I heard this noise and it was like a rattlesnake spitting at me and then there was another and then it sounded like a thousand rattlesnakes had awoken and were spitting and shaking and Dottie was like “WTF IS GOING ON HERE?” and then it got immediately way too cold and I was suddenly completely drenched in what I could only imagine was blood or poison or both.
Turns out it was the sprinkler system turning on in my neighbor’s lawn and I was drenched because I was too afraid to move away and anger the snakes that were actually sprinkler heads.
And that’s pretty much how my whole week went. You?
And now…time for the weekly wrap-up!
Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- This week we tried to buy a ghost town. It did not go well.
- Outtakes from a photoshoot.
- Tiny fairy doors. I love this.
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