cartoons by me

Sandrandan Jewelry: the very best in steampunk, Victorian, and one of a kind pieces. Almost guaranteed to get you laid.

The Fred Effect: "The No-kill Shelter for your Mind."

Daddy Scratches: Watch as a 40-year-old husband, father and writer with delusions of grandeur has a positively spectacular nervous breakdown.

RadioFreeKs.com: Listen up!

Attack of the Redneck Mommy: "It ain't all dead kids and dildos."

John Greenland Studios: Art from your dreams.

Kate Hooks: She needs our help, y'all. A kind word goes a long way.

Guilty Squid: Self-proclaimed internet superstar!

A Vapid Blonde ~ "Where the fuck did I put my cocktail?"

Toy with me: "I have a vagina and I'm not afraid to use it.."

Mommy Wants Vodka: "Because Mommy Wants Vicodin Sounded Too Suburban."

Online games: They're good for you. Probably.

A total waste of heels: More bad-ass than drag queens.

The Bodacious Boomer: better than a chocolate taco, but none of the guilt

Hair in my coffee: "Click here and I'll let you read my novel, 'Recovering Ramona', for free."

Suburban Matron: the Jane Goodall of suburbia. Now with more breast cancer!

Danforth Diamond Engagement Rings…*Quality*, *Selection* and *Service* all brought to you at affordable prices

Fragile Earth Stuffed Animals: They're not just for kids!

The Un Mom: what happens when you're so slack at parenting you become "un". Except there isn't anything about parenting here. Just booze and zombies.

The Beauty of Different: You need this.