Comments on: The time I got verbally assaulted at HEB UPDATED: Never mind.

By: AmyAnne

AmyAnne — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:18:52 +0000

Me thinks Victor is now in charge of the mopping with the mopping juice. Those republicans are wild mother fuckers. AmyAnne’s last blog post..In Support of Madlyn Primoff

By: sasa

sasa — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:52:13 +0000

Why didn’t you just get one of those swiffer sweeper things? All those require is sticking one of their wet clothe things into the bottom of it, and you can also use their dry ones to sweep with.

By: Steve I

Steve I — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:35:22 +0000

Hi Bloggess!
You’re funny, but you swear too much.
I hope you’re kidding about thinking ‘Republicans named’ conservative tea parties ‘tea-bagging.’ I think you’re smarter than that.
Your minion,
Steve

By: Desiree - Mother Musing

Desiree - Mother Musing — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:32:48 +0000

I am laughing so hard I’m crying. And I’m trying to look all normal cause I’m at my kid’s karate class but I’m crying because you said “mop juice”. THEN you said the cashier asked if you were going to any “teabagging” parties and I’m crying again because I’m laughing. IDIOTS! “Teabagging”! Hahahahahahaha.
I guess I’ve been under a rock cause I didn’t know anything about any “teabagging” parties. Ahahahaha. *sigh*

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By: Earley Days Yet

Earley Days Yet — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:21:53 +0000

I got to the checkout boy's comment & snort-laughed so hard all the smoke I just inhaled totally backed up and got into a part of my sinus that has heretofore been a non-smoker, and my sister came out to check if I was OK because I was making drowning noises. Cause I KNOW what he meant, and I KNOW what you heard, and if I'd been there I would have been laughing so hard I would have been holding onto the shopping cart to keep from falling on the floor, and making disturbing whooping noises, and you would both be staring at me while I snorted and hung onto the counter, and you both would've thought I was a lunatic. oohhhhhh, my sides hurt. And there's still a part of my sinus cavity having a quiet head spin and going, "oh, now I get it... whooo". Thank you! Earley Days Yet’s last blog post..Bizarre eye tattoo proves to be an eyesore - Features

By: Kris

Kris — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:43:29 +0000

Thanks for the much-needed giggle! Kris’s last blog post..Q & A with K & J

By: Shoegirl

Shoegirl — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:35:55 +0000

Were you buying a lot of tea bags??? How weird is that. I feel your pain about losing your cleaning lady. Sorry to hear that! Shoegirl’s last blog post..I Can't Leave and Hernias

By: Mona Lott

Mona Lott — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:54:37 +0000

“mop juice” is fucking hilarious, and I’m adopting it as my new favorite term.

By: Stacey

Stacey — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:44:07 +0000

I'd say that Republicans don't know what teabagging is but I live with one and he does, so my guess is that they thought they were being really clever and taboo and proving they have a sense of humor or something. But if I were in your situation, I probably would have told the bagger to wash out his mouth with mop juice. Stacey’s last blog post..Good News, Bad News

By: Gwynne

Gwynne — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 03:29:50 +0000

You had a maid? I am so totally jealous!

And yeah, that whole teabagging thing was HILARIOUS…

Mop juice huh? I’m snickering… and don’t feel bad… I’ve never had a maid, but my [ex] Husband was surprised to learn I knew how to use a mop… because when we were married, I never did use one…

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By: Wendy

Wendy — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 01:25:09 +0000

I never got to see the fuckin hot air balloons. And your site is still all screwed up. I feel cheated. Wendy’s last blog post..No. Means. NO.

By: BlogItOutYourAss

BlogItOutYourAss — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:36:27 +0000

THIS WAS CROSS FILED OVER AT WWTBD:
Jen-EEE, Why aren’t you advicering? Bug up your hoohah? “fraid a successerrizing? Gave up? Doin’ the nasty with the school psychologist after the consult ’bout your daughter grabbin the janitor by the short ones?—-oh wait, that wasn’t you. That mighta been me. Never mind that. Get with it, Sagehead. We need dripping pearls of wisdomb, babee. Dr.Phil’s gonna pass you ass again in the reader Popuhilarity poll..!! Time’s wastin. Are you gonna write this or what??? Cause if you don’t make it a sideline, you’re missing an opp’rtuna sandwich. Big time.

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:34:22 +0000

Mop Juice would make a great name for a band. Steve’s last blog post..Zombie Michael Jackson Pareidolia

By: pixeltopia

pixeltopia — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:23:11 +0000

I totally just spit my first evening cocktail all over my monitor just now. Hysterical!

By: mothergoosemouse

mothergoosemouse — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:18:50 +0000

I'm just hoping that you'll move to Colorado when Texas secedes from the union. Again. mothergoosemouse’s last blog post..Winter wonderland…in spring

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