Comments on: If I had a time machine I’d go find Jenny Craig and Jenny McCarthy and convince them both to be vetrinarians.

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:50:21 +0000

I googled Jenny Lawson though.

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:49:45 +0000

I just googled you and you were the very first entry – Good Mom / Bad Mom. Then there was something for Guy Kawasaki and you. Guess your fans were busy googling you. Wait. Was that your evil plan all along?

By: Dawn

Dawn — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:02:25 +0000

In reply to bic’s comment:

“and if you were careful and never got caught, you could always Google ‘the jenny serial killer’ and bask in the anonymous limelight of knowing that was you right at the top of the fucking page.”

it’s totally done now, thanks to you

So there you have it, Jenny–you are now the #1 Jenny serial killer

Unfortunately for me, my name is also a common noun. If I search with my last name, though, there I am at the bottom of the first page! (thanks to Google profiles)

Dawn’s last blog post..What Ive been listening to lately

By: Kathy

Kathy — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:28:20 +0000

Jenny Craig is a real person? Kathy’s last blog post..Stuff My Husband Doesn’t Know About When I Mow the Lawn

By: LB @Wait, She Said What?

LB @Wait, She Said What? — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:10:50 +0000

I've never been so happy not to be named Jenny! It makes me safe from your homicidal urges and I can happily read your blog. No one will find me by typing my name in a search, but someone did find my blog by searching "brown ooze vagina". How many people can say that? LB @Wait, She Said What?’s last blog post..Road trips are just like insane asylums – they’re better when you’re drugged.

By: mountainmomma18

mountainmomma18 — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:27:27 +0000

it could be worse, when I google myself I find a lot of court cases and prison records. No I am not a jailbird, but someone with my name is a total badass. And because I know that she will not blink at using violence against me I am refraining from going all stabby on her. mountainmomma18’s last blog post..Is crazy genetic?

By: Jennifer A

Jennifer A — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:25:29 +0000

The curse of having a normal name. I totally blame my mom. She wanted to name me Victoria, but nooooo, decided Jennifer was pretty. So did the moms of half the girls in my school. Jennifer A’s last blog post..So, some updates from the land of Toast

By: Cat

Cat — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:00:23 +0000

Oh my god Jenny, I fucking NEED you today, where ARE you? Cat’s last blog post..Because I Care About Your Private Parts

By: Nameless Vagina

Nameless Vagina — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:35:06 +0000

I googled "Nameless Vagina" and came up with some interesting results. I probably shouldn't have googled "Nameless Vagina" at work. I'll finish this comment later, they're escorting me from the premises. Please, my boss doesn't even know what the internet is. Totally safe. Nameless Vagina’s last blog post..Coworker Number One: Super Annoying Coworker

By: Carolyn Online

Carolyn Online — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:42:12 +0000

You know your spellcheck is laughing right now and going, "We're going to make her look so stupid." Snicker. Carolyn Online’s last blog post..The Garagemahal: Phase One, Part B

By: Lynn from For Love or Funny

Lynn from For Love or Funny — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:50:06 +0000

I just googled "bloggess" and you were the first one to pop up, if that's any consolation. Unless, of course, there's anyone else named bloggess who wants to be first on Google. Then you're in big trouble, my friend. Lynn from For Love or Funny’s last blog post..Reminders

By: MayoPie

MayoPie — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:37:26 +0000

I have a solution. I'll go ahead and kill the Jennys. I was going to do it anyway, I'll just move some people around. Looks like Jenny Jones gets a temporary reprieve. She so owes you one. MayoPie’s last blog post..I like being naked

By: Jen Ambrose

Jen Ambrose — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:01:41 +0000

So I already commented on this once...but it didn't show up. Its because I'm a Jenny, isn't it? Jen Ambrose’s last blog post..Moving

By: jenny talia

jenny talia — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:29:26 +0000

You should try having ‘jenny talia’ for a name
I’ve given up googling myself
It becomes depressing when an overweight drag queen from NY with the same name is listed higher than me
Even MORE depressing when people that supposedly KNOW me, google me, and think that the pics of said Drag Queen ARE me
Fuckers!
Sometimes I wish my parents just called me Connie Lingus
JT
x

jenny talia’s last blog post..time travel

By: Kevin Tumlinson

Kevin Tumlinson — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:37:02 +0000

I'm the king of vanity searches. If you enter my name in Google, you'd think I somehow hacked the Intarwebs and forced them to display page after page of useless trivia about me. But that would be silly. No one would ever believe you. And I would kick your ass if you ratted me out. Kevin Tumlinson’s last blog post..Michael Jackson crashes the Web